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Madonna
03-11-2006, 06:47 PM
Am I the only person in the world that steps on his own shoelaces? I do it all the time. I do a lot of running around, walking around, shuffling around, stepping around, climbing around, travelling around, dodging around, moving around, jumping around, and basically getting around at work. During all this around-ness, my laces always slip under one shoe or the other and I loosen them. I haven't tripped yet because of them. I do trip every now and then, though. That isn't quite relevant. The few people at work that I've conversed with on the problem tell me that they hardly ever, if at all, need to stop pushing the freight or working an aisle to re-tie their laces. So, I'm wondering if I am just incapable of tying a shoelace.

How do you tie your laces? If you deem your shoe-tying skills commendable, please share your secrets here! I've thought about it, and there's three good ways that you can do this. You can:
a) Take pictures of you tying your shoes, step by step!
b) Draw diagrams of how you tie your laces, in a procedural pace.
c) Make a video of you tying your shoes, with hot, spicy close-up action on your laces. You can even say aloud all the steps as you do them!

Thank you guys.

And don't give me that velcro crap.

blackline77
03-11-2006, 06:51 PM
just dont tie them tuck em in like me or tie em in knots at the ends and pull them in.

Sergeant Hartman
03-11-2006, 06:52 PM
LOL you can't tie laces!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

theundeadhero
03-11-2006, 07:38 PM
How to tie your shoes in 10 easy steps!

First, you need shoes. It does not matter if they match or not.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/shoes/1.jpg

Now, as you'll notice, each shoe has two ends to the shoestring. It really really helps if they are the same size, though not necessarily required for todays experiment.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/shoes/2.jpg

Now you need to put one lace over the other. It's not too important which one you choose, but only nazi's and non-shoeless hobos cross the right one so put the left over the right.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/shoes/3.jpg

You'll notice that beneath where you crossed the laces a hole has appeared. This is a good thing. Cross your left shoelace over the right one and push the end through the whole. Now have the end reach back up for the sky. Hooray!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/shoes/4.jpg

Pull tight. Now, you'll notice that mine seems to veer off to the left. That is not a good thing. You want it tight right in the middle of your shoe. I did that on purpose to show you what not to do. I am a very brave man when it comes to tying my shoes and am well prepared for the dangers involved in this kind of method. Being a beginner you'll want yours right in the middle.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/shoes/5.jpg

Now that we're halfway through things get tough! Don't be jaunted by this. Many gave given up at this step and have had to walk away morose faced and defeated. Just keep trying and you'll make it.

What you need to do next is take the lace that is now on the left side and turn it into a loop. Not a round loop like a ball, but more in the shape of soap. Some soap has square edges but let's not think of that now. We need to concentrate on the other soap. If it helps try thinking of soap that has been used slightly before.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/shoes/6.jpg

Take your other shoelace and place it over the loop right now quick before it's too late!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/shoes/7.jpg

Next you'll have to have to bring the very same shoelace underneath the loop you just went over. Why, you may ask? Why do I have to go over there when I just brought it over here? Trust me, you'll see. It's really very exciting!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/shoes/8.jpg

You'll now notice that you have made a hole between your shoe and the lace you brought over the loop. Carefull now, this is where it gets tricky. Take the middle of the shoelace you've been working with and begin to push it through the whole. Be sure not to push it too far. You don't want the end to come out!. Only push it from the middle of the lace to about a quarter of the way down. Study this picture closely for details.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/shoes/9.jpg

You now see that the lace you pushed partly through has formed a whole second loop of it's own. Grab this loop towards the knot in the middle with some fingers. Do the same with the other loop with different fingers and pull tight.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/shoes/10.jpg

SUCCESS!

Old Manus
03-11-2006, 07:44 PM
I'm sorry undeadhero, but you are wrong. All your work has been wasted.

theundeadhero
03-11-2006, 07:56 PM
I just wanted to show off my sexy hairy leg anyways! :cry:

Miriel
03-11-2006, 07:58 PM
Flip flops don't have shoelaces.

escobert
03-11-2006, 08:01 PM
and are the spawn of satan.

Laugh at face of Danger
03-11-2006, 08:48 PM
bare foot or sandals - with socks!

Just tuck the laces in, seriously, mine are thread so complicatedly there;s only about three inches to tie up anyways, so i just tuck em in, and it;s not that uncomfortable, but undone shoelaces are rocking me

escobert
03-11-2006, 09:03 PM
oh and I don't tie my shoes. I just tie knots and the end and burn off the excess lace.

ScottNUMBERS
03-11-2006, 09:40 PM
*velcro crap*

XxSephirothxX
03-11-2006, 09:44 PM
I just double tie my shoelaces and slip my shoes on and off without ever untying them. It's a practice I've been using for years, and I probably only have to retie the shoes every couple months. It's convenient, easy, and works perfectly well.

Levian
03-11-2006, 10:36 PM
This is why Vizzy Laces was invented.

Jess
03-11-2006, 10:53 PM
I tie my laces the normal way, but tie the knot behind the 'tongue' of the shoe. That way you can tuck in your laces and not trip over! :p

Bowser
03-11-2006, 11:54 PM
i straight-lace my shoes, so i don't have to tie them. :D

DarkLadyNyara
03-12-2006, 12:09 AM
My shoes don't have laces, the just slip on.

rubah
03-12-2006, 12:34 AM
If you tie them backwards, left over right, they'll be more even. This is true for bows in general.

As a rule of thumb, I usually double knot mine, so they aren't too long and make me trip and so they stay tied.

Shoeberto
03-12-2006, 12:36 AM
As a rule of thumb, I usually double knot mine, so they aren't too long and make me trip and so they stay tied.
It also discourages friends who attempt to untie your shoes when you aren't paying attention.

I've succesfully fended off a multitude of attacks like this in the past.

Anaisa
03-12-2006, 12:41 AM
I haven't worn any shoes with laces for about four years. But I remember I never actually tied my laces, I just tucked them inside my shoe. :cool:

Jsb01
03-12-2006, 12:47 AM
I trip on mine...

theundeadhero
03-12-2006, 12:47 AM
After posting my pictures I've been wearing one shoe and one boot all day :) At one point someone knocked on my door, and forgetting I had two different things on, I went straight to answer it. It was my immediate boss. He gave me a funny look, but didn't mention it :) I didn't realize what the look was for until much later.

~SapphireStar~
03-12-2006, 01:36 AM
I rarely did, but I have a wicked pair of Acupuncture shoes which have zips and laces. I stuff the laces into the zip part of the shoes, then zip them up! No more annoying laces. I love my shoes :D

Rusty
03-12-2006, 03:02 AM
I don't actually tie my shoelaces xD I tuck them in the side of the shoe, because it is just uncool to wear skate shoes with the shoelaces showing.

Xaven
03-12-2006, 06:49 AM
I just double tie my shoelaces and slip my shoes on and off without ever untying them. It's a practice I've been using for years, and I probably only have to retie the shoes every couple months. It's convenient, easy, and works perfectly well.
Yes.

Rye
03-12-2006, 12:23 PM
I'm constantly stepping on my shoe laces and it's too bothersome to actually tie them every 5 seconds so sometimes I tuck them into the shoe.

rubah
03-12-2006, 08:45 PM
As a rule of thumb, I usually double knot mine, so they aren't too long and make me trip and so they stay tied.
It also discourages friends who attempt to untie your shoes when you aren't paying attention.

I've succesfully fended off a multitude of attacks like this in the past.
I have to kick riley to make her stop trying to untie mine.

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
03-12-2006, 11:26 PM
my shoes are converse boots. but ive folded the backs down. i tuck my laces into the sides and fold the tongue over them..


i straight-lace my shoes, so i don't have to tie them. :D

That sounds convenient... how do you do it...?

Jsb01
03-12-2006, 11:30 PM
I like my shoelaces!

Emerald Aeris
03-12-2006, 11:45 PM
I always double knot them a little loosely so I can slip them on. It's aaaall about the slipping on.

Jsb01
03-12-2006, 11:50 PM
thats what I do. We I don't double knot them, I just tye them.

Reles
03-13-2006, 06:28 AM
Having your laces untied is an awesome fashion statement I've been making for years. I dont mind stepping on my laces and it just makes me that much cooler 'cause I like showing off my laces.