theundeadhero
03-16-2006, 06:04 PM
Joan was quizzical :confused: studied pataphysical science in the home :clone:
Late night all alone with a test-tube,
Oh oh, oh oh.
Maxwell Edison :monocle: majoring in medicine :hourglas: calls her on the phone, :blahblah:
Can I take you to the pictures Joan.
But as she’s getting ready to go, a knock come on the door.
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head,
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead. :ghost:
Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, :joker: teacher gets annoyed, :irked:
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene,
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, :rolleyes2
So he waits behind,
Writing fifty times I must not be so
But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind, :jokey:
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head,
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead. :angel:
P.C. thirty-one said, we’ve caught a dirty one, :screwy:
Maxwell stands alone :sad:
Painting testimonial pictures oh oh oh oh.
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery say he must go free. :kiss:
The judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh. :nonono:
But as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from behind, :jokey:
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon his head,
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that he was dead. :ghost:
Silver hammer man. :smash::smash:
Go ahead and use smileys to illustrate a song!
Late night all alone with a test-tube,
Oh oh, oh oh.
Maxwell Edison :monocle: majoring in medicine :hourglas: calls her on the phone, :blahblah:
Can I take you to the pictures Joan.
But as she’s getting ready to go, a knock come on the door.
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head,
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead. :ghost:
Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, :joker: teacher gets annoyed, :irked:
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene,
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, :rolleyes2
So he waits behind,
Writing fifty times I must not be so
But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind, :jokey:
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head,
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead. :angel:
P.C. thirty-one said, we’ve caught a dirty one, :screwy:
Maxwell stands alone :sad:
Painting testimonial pictures oh oh oh oh.
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery say he must go free. :kiss:
The judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh. :nonono:
But as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from behind, :jokey:
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon his head,
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that he was dead. :ghost:
Silver hammer man. :smash::smash:
Go ahead and use smileys to illustrate a song!