Don't want no short people 'round here~

[Rye]

(Thread name taken from lyrics of an awesome song: Randy Newman - Short People)

This thread is dedicated to my fellow short people! :)

To the short people:

1) How short are you?
2) Do people often call you short?
3) What "short" names do they call you?
4) Do you like being short?

To medium/tall height people:

1) Do you like short people?
2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people?
3) What is your favourite term?
4) Do you want to be short?

I love being short, except when it's hard to reach things. I'm exactly 5 feet tall. xD People are always teasing me (in a good way) for being short. In this week, people have said:

"Jess, you're a midge!"
"You're freaking SHORT!"
"You're like, (name of my friend's extremely short older sister) short! What are you? 4'11?"
"Aw, you're tiny!"

I think midge was a first this week. I think my favourite short term would be "hobbit." I refer to myself as a hobbit at times. xD

And for the hell of it, my favourite short person song:

Randy Newman - Short People

"Short people got no reason (3X)
To live

They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses and tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

{Refrain}
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

Short people are just the same as you and I
A fool such as I
All men are brothers until the day they die
It's a wonderful world

Short people got nobody (3X)
To love

They got little baby legs, they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up just to say hello
They got little cars that go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time!"

[rubah]

short people are funny. I like to call them midgets (if they're younger than teenaged) and pick them up upside down when they make me mad.

I wouldn't want to be short. I'm too useful because I can reach the school ceiling by standing on a desk, which makes me as useful as a man. My hair touching the top of my car roof is not important.

[McLovin']

I'm tall.

[XxSephirothxX]

Being short had its advantages, like hiding and squeezing into small places, but being tall is better. Commanding presence and all. :p One half of my family is extremely tall, so I'm hoping to reach 6'2" or 6'3" by the time I stop growing, which is like, early twenties for most guys, or something like that.

[kikimm]

I'm 5'3", which I don't think is all that short, but I'm friends with a lot of guys, so I get called short a lot. I used to wish I was tall, but I got over that a few years ago, and now I'm okay with the height. I get to make other people get things for me, and that can be fun sometimes. :D I get called Tiny a lot. Teeny Tiny Tina (or this other dumb name >=(

My friends suck.

[Shoeberto]

I'm decently tall for a guy, I suppose. Just around average height. I wouldn't say I get made fun of for it.

This reminds me that I need to find a tape measure.

[SammieBabe]

1) How short are you? - Pretty short. 5'2, But I wear 3" heels to work, so everything thinks I'm taller.
2) Do people often call you short?- Daily
3) What "short" names do they call you?- I haven't met anyone who has the cojones to make fun of me to my face... ;)
4) Do you like being short?- Yeah kinda. I've grown accustomed to it..:)

[Jess]

To the short people:

1) How short are you? I'm 5"5, which may not be short to some people, but where I am I only know about 3 people my age shorter than me. Everybody else I know tower over me. :(
2) Do people often call you short? All the tall people do. :weep:
3) What "short" names do they call you? Shorty or Midget.
4) Do you like being short? Heels are my friend, but only when sober. Truly, they aren't really my friend because they make my feet hurt. :mad2:

[TheSpoonyBard]

I's about 5'8", which I believe is average height for my age. I've no qualms about those taller or shorter than me, and I impose no special names for those of a different height.

[Captain Maxx Power]

To the short people:

1) How short are you?
2) Do people often call you short?
3) What "short" names do they call you?
4) Do you like being short?



1: About 5 9, which is REALLY small for a bloke

2: Yes. It's the number one way to guarantee a smack around the head from me to them

3: Shortie, short-arse etc.

4: No, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!

I absolutely hate being short and would kill anyone to be tall.

[Anaisa]

My height is a mystery, because I'm not always the same height when I'm measured. But I'm never any shorter than 5"4, an no taller than 5"6. I think I'm 5"4 because I'm working on worse case scenario. I want to be 5"7, but apparently you stop growing at 21, so I haven't got long to make it! Fortunately everyone is under the impression I'm really tall. Although because people go on about how tall I am, I eventually have to reveal I'm actually not, :( because I figure they'll find out one day anyway, an then they'd think me a cheap fraud. They usually refuse to believe me, an then they measure me, or stand me next to random people to see how I compare. I think I must be some sort of optical illusion.

[Luther X-Rated]

I am short......but I am tall inside!!!

I am very sensitive about it, the other day at my school some tall dude
bumped into me hard and I said "Hey look down from time to time"
He just said "Watch out baby boy"................BABY BOY!!!!!!!
I jumped on his knee cap and decked him in the face!!!!
I got suspended and I got hurt in the process, but.....no it was really dumb : (
Bleh.... sorry I got off topic.
I'm 5"7 I think that is short.....for me anyway.

[Rice Cake]

I'm 5"11 for a 15 year old. Dunno if thats tall or short. I'm at least going to be 6 something at the end of highschool. I dunno, am I tall or short?

[Tasura]

Im 6' even, and i dont really call short people names or anything like that, but if they annoy me i pick them up and move them elsewhere.

[Raistlin]

1: About 5 9, which is REALLY small for a bloke
5'9" is exactly average for an American male. It can't be that different for other countries.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

To medium/tall height people:

1) Do you like short people?
2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people?
3) What is your favourite term?
4) Do you want to be short?


1. I have friends that are short
2. Shortie, or something, but I only do that to people I know, also in a friendly joking sense.
3. I do not have one
4. No offense, but I like being about 6'

[Shiny]

To the short people:

1) How short are you?
2) Do people often call you short?
3) What "short" names do they call you?
4) Do you like being short?


1.) 5'1''
2.) Not really, only a couple of people sometimes. They only call me it jokingly and I know them so it's okay.
3.) Um...short, shorty, tiny girl.
4.) Yes, it has it's advantages. I refuse to go into detail. Besides in Asia I would be average, haha.

[escobert]

I'm so short :(

[Anaisa]

My favourite name to call short people is "little one".

[Melodies_of_life]

I am 5'9". I am one of the tallest girls in the 11th grade, so that means 1)Do you like short people? Yes I have a lot of short friends.:D
2)What type of shoru names do you use? I have nothing against short people and the only time I call one of my friends shorty or short stuff is because they tell me that I am too tall, but thats just playing around.:D
3) What is your favorite term? I don't have a fav. term. Me and my friends tease each other about our height. Every time someone calls Amber short she just says " I'm not short. I'm fun size.":D
4)Do you want to be short? As for this question, I don't think I would want to be short because my height is what makes me different at my school. :D

[KentaRawr!]

I don't know if I am short. I am 13 and I am 5'2-5'3. (Judging by the last time I was measured which was a year and a half ago. I might just be 5'4 or 5'5 now, but I highly doubt it.)

1. I wonder: Am I short?
2. No. I'm not social.
3. I am only called the big haired kid.
4. I don't know if I'm short.

[Rase]

Well, I'm 5'9" and 17, but for my school I'm about medium height, so.

To medium/tall height people:

1) Do you like short people?
Sure, I've got many friends who are shorter than me.

2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people?
None, really.

3) What is your favourite term?
See above.

4) Do you want to be short?
No, I'm fine the way I am. :)

[Moon Rabbits]

I'm 15 and 5'9"...I think that's tall for my age, because usually I'm a bit taller than my friends.

1) Do you like short people? As pets.

2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people? ...AWWWWWW ISNT IT CUTE.

3) What is your favourite term? See above ;)

4) Do you want to be short? No, I don't like being comfort patted on the head.

[Lychon]

I heard that playing this song "Short People" in public is illegal in the state of Maryland. Anyone heard something similar?

Anyways, I'm around 5'10'', and I think short people rock. Funniest name for a short person's got to be "short stuff."

-LYCHON

[SoulTaker*]

Im 6'2", so uhhh, yeah.


1) Do you like short people? In small doses

2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people? Usually Leppy, short for Leprechaun.

3) Do you want to be short? Hmmm. thought about it, being tall has its disadvantages, like you walk into things alot, when your short, everything is eye level, so its easy to dodge.

[kikimm]

4) Do you want to be short? No, I don't like being comfort patted on the head.

That crap is the worst. It makes me feel not only horribly short, but like an idiot too. I hate it when people do it to me; it's not nice! :(

[Reles]

1) How short are you? 5'0, almost 5'1
2) Do people often call you short? Not as much as they used to.
3) What "short" names do they call you? Midget? o.O My friend Jeremiah nicknamed me Tiny, except he says it like TIIIIINYYY.
4) Do you like being short? Definitely. Except when people treat me like a child. Like this girl Sarah is a few years younger than me and she goes up and pets me and hugs on me and had a conversation with her boyfriend saying I was like a daughter to her. o.O There's this whole misconception where if you're small you're suppose to act immature and cute. Which I do sometimes. But some people find it funny by how small I am, yet in conversation I can seem very mature.

[fantasyjunkie]

man, I remember that song being played on the radio all the time :D

[Shauna]

To medium/tall height people:

1) Do you like short people?
2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people?
3) What is your favourite term?
4) Do you want to be short?

1) Yes, yes I do.
2) Umm... none?
3) ...?
4) As much as I love being tall, I was a short person once, and I wouldn't mind either way if I were short. :D

[Clouded Sky]

i think we should eradicate all people under the height of six feet

UNLESS

they meet the following specifications:
-are female
-are cute
-will marry me

I think that ought to do quite nicely.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

To medium/tall height people:

1) Do you like short people?

I don't have anything against them

2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people?

I don't call people names

3) What is your favourite term?

Seems like you want me to make fun of your height

4) Do you want to be short?

Nah, I'll pass

[Rusty]

1) How short are you?

5'2

2) Do people often call you short?

Yes, all the time.

3) What "short" names do they call you?

Um, none really.

4) Do you like being short?

Love it.

[Moon Rabbits]

i think we should eradicate all people under the height of six feet

UNLESS

they meet the following specifications:
-are female
-are cute
-will marry me

I think that ought to do quite nicely.

You're really desperate.

[Shaun]

Hehe, short people. I'm 6" myself, but it's funny looking at the little guys. Especially when they're in their 20s or something.

[Levian]

I'm shorter than the average guy, but I catch up in sex appeal. :cool:

[KoShiatar]

1) How short are you? 158 cm. If anyone wants to translate into feet and inches...
2) Do people often call you short? Nay.
3) What "short" names do they call you? No names. They call me Ko, but it's got nothing to do with the Japanese "child".
4) Do you like being short? It's neat. I can't be a model? Who cares. I don't really need to be tall.

[Leeza]

1) How short are you?

5' 2" approximately. Maybe even shorter. Okay, I'm 5' 1-1/4".

2) Do people often call you short?

My brother and other family members refer to this fact more than is necessary. :cat:

3) What "short" names do they call you?

They say I'm vertically challenged.

4) Do you like being short?

No, I don't. Wearing heels helps, but still brings me up to only 5'4" or 5'5" if I'm lucky. The only good thing about being short is that you don't get to see all of the dust on top of people's furniture.

[Shoden]

I'm just under 5'11.

To medium/tall height people:

1) Do you like short people?
I only hate a few of them who think they can pick fights and use their height as an excuse to get away from trouble.

2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people?

just one "midget"

3) What is your favourite term?

you what?

4) Do you want to be short?
No way.

[Zeldy]

1) How short are you? 5ft..2/3? Something like that
2) Do people often call you short? Oh god. Yes.
3) What "short" names do they call you? None really, just 'small' i geuss :P
4) Do you like being short? I used to hate it, im not arsed any more.
Though, it is rather embarrasing when niether my Mum or I can reach the top shelf in a supermarket and have to either ask a random person to get something for us, or climb. (Im taller than my Mum like, a tiny bit. She hates it)

[Shauna]

Though, it is rather embarrasing when niether my Mum or I can reach the top shelf in a supermarket and have to either ask a random person to get something for us, or climb.

Oh the good old days! I remember I had to do that! And, I must have been around your age when I really started to grow, Amy! xD

[Old Manus]

Haha shorties :cool:

[Zeldy]

Though, it is rather embarrasing when niether my Mum or I can reach the top shelf in a supermarket and have to either ask a random person to get something for us, or climb.

Oh the good old days! I remember I had to do that! And, I must have been around your age when I really started to grow, Amy! xD
It was only last year I shot up to what I am now.
I remember a year ago when I was constantly measuring how tall I was desperate to be 4ft.9

[Burtsplurt]

I'm 6'4" or thereabouts.

1) Do you like short people?
Sometimes, largely when they're female. Short men are funny, particularly when they're aggressive.

2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people?
I generally don't, with the exception of the term below.

3) What is your favourite term?
'Short' followed by a rude word for 'bottom'.

4) Do you want to be short?
I'd like to be a couple of inches shorter, but I wouldn't like to be short.

[Acid Raine]

i think we should eradicate all people under the height of six feet

UNLESS

they meet the following specifications:
-are female
-are cute
-will marry me

I think that ought to do quite nicely.

Aw, @!#$......hm, can you not eradicate me for a little longer? Im currently 5'11 so it isnt too long before I hit the 6' mark

[Yuna-Lenne]

1) How short are you?
2) Do people often call you short?
3) What "short" names do they call you?
4) Do you like being short

Im 5ft 3 or something and Im called short practically every day but I am not that bothered about being short. Does it really matter? :p

[cloud_doll]

To medium/tall height people:

1) Do you like short people?
yes. I'm 5'4 and I'm taller then everyone in my family

2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people?
I don't

3) What is your favourite term?
and by that you mean???

4) Do you want to be short?
Uhhh...no not really!

[friedpork]

1) How short are you?
2) Do people often call you short?
3) What "short" names do they call you?
4) Do you like being short?


1. I'm 13 and i'm about 5'4, amazingly im the tallest in my family
2. no
3. ive never heard anybody talk about my height in front of my face
4. it has its pros and cons, but ill prefer to be at least 6'1 so i can own in bball

[Momiji]

i think we should eradicate all people under the height of six feet

UNLESS

they meet the following specifications:
-are female
-are cute
-will marry me

I think that ought to do quite nicely.

Aw, @!#$......hm, can you not eradicate me for a little longer? Im currently 5'11 so it isnt too long before I hit the 6' mark

Same here...one..more..inch...

[Spammerman]

1) Do you like short people?.
SOme of my bst friends are short people.
2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people?
Smurf
3) What is your favourite term?
not sure
4) Do you want to be short?
NO, Im like 5'7 and lovin it.

[Dreddz]

lol Im Big XD

[Chris]

Height is a pretty funny thing. For example, when I'm in the Philippines I'm always the tallest person around, but when I return to Denmark, I'm the shortest. I'm like 5'9".

:(

[Shiny]

1. I'm 13 and i'm about 5'4, amazingly im the tallest in my family
2. no
3. ive never heard anybody talk about my height in front of my face
4. it has its pros and cons, but ill prefer to be at least 6'1 so i can own in bball
Haha, you can still own in b-ball at 5'4''. Heck, I'm 5'1'' and I can slam dunk. Believe you can fly. Believe. :D

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

How short are you?

5' 2"

Do people often call you short?

Yup all the time

What "short" names do they call you?

Hobbit

Do you like being short?

Not really, but it can be useful some times, especially when ya don't wanna be noticed, its easy to hide at my height. Although I wish I was just a bit taller.

[friedpork]

1. I'm 13 and i'm about 5'4, amazingly im the tallest in my family
2. no
3. ive never heard anybody talk about my height in front of my face
4. it has its pros and cons, but ill prefer to be at least 6'1 so i can own in bball
Haha, you can still own in b-ball at 5'4''. Heck, I'm 5'1'' and I can slam dunk. Believe you can fly. Believe. :D

You dunk a 10 foot hoop at 5'1??

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

1) How short are you? 5 foot 2 and 1/2 inch
2) Do people often call you short? Yep
3) What "short" names do they call you? Shorty, Midget
4) Do you like being short? Hells yeah. I don't like being called Shorty or Midget though. I am over 4 ft 9in, therefore, I am not a midget. That is a fact everyone should be required to know. But I bully back people who call me short, so It doesn't usually last to long except with close friends.

[Mo-Nercy]

Most of my friends are asian like me so I'm of a medium height compared to most of them but compared to the typical Aussie, I'm in fact, just a little short. But at 5' 6", I'm going to tackle the second field of questions.

1) Do you like short people? This girl I like right now is a little short. She's so cute ;)
2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people? I usually just bestow a cute little suffix to the end of their name or find some other way to make their name sound cute. Phoebe -> Fee. Dzung -> Dzungy. But quite often, a little pat on head is enough to satisfy me.
3) What is your favourite term? Don't have one.
4) Do you want to be short? Nah. This is a good height for me.

[Vyk]

I want to carry scrawny girls around

[Reine]

Well, girls are generally much smaller than guys :\

Anyway
To medium/tall height people:

1) Do you like short people? I have nothing against them, one of my best mates was really short, I never treated him differently (and he was like 5 years older than me)
2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people? I dont tease short people
3) What is your favourite term? Leeza's "vertically challenged" lmao xD
4) Do you want to be short? Not really, a little shorter maybe so I dont whack my head so often and so I have more room in the car

I have no idea how tall I am, 6 something I beleive

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

I'm quite tall i suppose.... about 6 ft.... I don't mind short people but midgets (excuse the phrase) kinda freak me out a bit (no offense meant) i'd like to be a few inches shorter...

[darkys]

i hate short ppl my exfriend was short he is just a dwarf so i fucked him

[Leucant]

1.How short are you?- I'm 5'10

2.Do people often call you short?-Only my friend that is 6'4 and can jump out of the arena

3.What "short" names do they call you?-I find that if you're more talented than they are they kind of keep quiet about your handicap if ya know what i mean.

4.Do you like being short?-I do resent being short alot. My height hindered me from playing college ball and when you spend your whole childhood and adolescence working towards something, it kinda pisses you off


My height is a mystery, because I'm not always the same height when I'm measured. But I'm never any shorter than 5"4, an no taller than 5"6. I think I'm 5"4 because I'm working on worse case scenario. I want to be 5"7, but apparently you stop growing at 21, so I haven't got long to make it! Fortunately everyone is under the impression I'm really tall. Although because people go on about how tall I am, I eventually have to reveal I'm actually not, :( because I figure they'll find out one day anyway, an then they'd think me a cheap fraud. They usually refuse to believe me, an then they measure me, or stand me next to random people to see how I compare. I think I must be some sort of optical illusion.

btw if you're still holding out hope to get taller... I'm pretty sure i read that Tim Duncan grew 8 inches while in college.

[Resha]

I'm about 5"5. I'd like to grow more because it's terrifying when I see kids two years younger than me tower over me -- it makes me feel like a little old lady and I'm NOT! :( I'm not a little old lady!

I like short people, yes. I used to call them midgets but now I call them "vertically challenged" because clearly, political correctness is the only way to go. :p

[The Devourer Of Worlds]

I'm 6' 1". I'm constantly looking down on people.

Of course that has nothing to do with my height...

[Spiffing Cheese]

I'm medium height for my age, I guess. I'm 5'4" and I'm fifteen so... is that average? Or short? xD

I always want to hug short people. I'm always attached to one of my short friends. :D

[Emerald Aeris]

How short are you?
5' 4"

Do people often call you short?
Aaaaalll the time.

What "short" names do they call you?
Pretty much anything they can come up with.

Do you like being short?
Eh, I don't mind. The only time it bugs me is when I can't get stuff off of shelves, or when I can't see over people at concerts.

When I went to move out of college residence, me and my 5'2" roommate missed packing/cleaning everything in the room above a 5'5" plane unintentionally. Some taller male friends of ours came in and reminded us of just how very short we were.

[Avathar]

- 1 meter 74 / 68,6 inch
- 71 kg / 156,5 lbs
- 19 years old

^_^anything else?