Alive-Cat
03-16-2006, 10:05 PM
I learnt a harsh lesson today. A very harsh one indeed. Keep in mind that the repetitive use of the word "harsh" defines that this lesson was indeed harsh, I'm not a space alien and don't want to inject alien juice into your skull.
The lesson: So, earlier on today, I cannot remember what time it was, I was sitting down and a rumbling came upon my tummy, it did. This usually means I'm hungry, though sometimes it means my tummy wants me to move my cat.
Since there was no cat, I had no choice but to pick option number one, and I decided to get myself something to eat.
Since all of our food is gone the day after it's bought, I had a choice of Musli and Musli. I chose the latter.
But while making my Musli I thought,
"Do I have to take this from these Musli producing people!? REALLY? WHY DO THEY DECLINE TO PUT ENOUGH RAISINS IN THIS DAMN CEREAL!"
I slammed my fist down upon the side board, hard.
After tending to my hand, I reached into the cuboard looking for more Raisins to make this a man's Musli. (I'm no man, but I like to pretend sometimes.)
I found several things:
Cooking flower.
Garden flowers.
And a secret third thing...(though this is not several, as I have previously implied.)
The secret third thing, which will no longer be a secret, was:
Raisins.
But here's the tricky part.
There was betrayal.
These looked, smelled and tasted like Raisins. Yet, I look on the packet and the word,
"Sultanas" is glearing back at me. At first I thought,
"Do I have to take this from these Raisin producing people!? REALLY?"
But then I calmed down and thought, "It's alright. They're obviously Raisins."
So I put these extra Raisins in the Musli, and finally sat down to eat. I had a nice time.
But here is the real point of this increasingly long and time consuming thread:
I sat down and was talking to Bladen, who I am in fact proud to associate with, when all of a sudden a rumbling came upon my tummy, it did.
But there were a few things wrong.
1. This rumbling was an inch bellow my regular stomach rumbling area.
2. There was no cat, nor was there a hunger, I was full.
After declaring the fact that I was having bad bowel movements to Bladen, who loves to hear such things from me, I jumped into the toilet. Not INTO, but on top of.
*TOO EXPLICIT FOR EOFF*
Okay, so has anyone here ever ate anything wrong, or mixed things and such to give themselves strange bodily behaviours, (not purposely, if so state what they were and why, for me and Bladen simply LOVE to hear such things!
The lesson: So, earlier on today, I cannot remember what time it was, I was sitting down and a rumbling came upon my tummy, it did. This usually means I'm hungry, though sometimes it means my tummy wants me to move my cat.
Since there was no cat, I had no choice but to pick option number one, and I decided to get myself something to eat.
Since all of our food is gone the day after it's bought, I had a choice of Musli and Musli. I chose the latter.
But while making my Musli I thought,
"Do I have to take this from these Musli producing people!? REALLY? WHY DO THEY DECLINE TO PUT ENOUGH RAISINS IN THIS DAMN CEREAL!"
I slammed my fist down upon the side board, hard.
After tending to my hand, I reached into the cuboard looking for more Raisins to make this a man's Musli. (I'm no man, but I like to pretend sometimes.)
I found several things:
Cooking flower.
Garden flowers.
And a secret third thing...(though this is not several, as I have previously implied.)
The secret third thing, which will no longer be a secret, was:
Raisins.
But here's the tricky part.
There was betrayal.
These looked, smelled and tasted like Raisins. Yet, I look on the packet and the word,
"Sultanas" is glearing back at me. At first I thought,
"Do I have to take this from these Raisin producing people!? REALLY?"
But then I calmed down and thought, "It's alright. They're obviously Raisins."
So I put these extra Raisins in the Musli, and finally sat down to eat. I had a nice time.
But here is the real point of this increasingly long and time consuming thread:
I sat down and was talking to Bladen, who I am in fact proud to associate with, when all of a sudden a rumbling came upon my tummy, it did.
But there were a few things wrong.
1. This rumbling was an inch bellow my regular stomach rumbling area.
2. There was no cat, nor was there a hunger, I was full.
After declaring the fact that I was having bad bowel movements to Bladen, who loves to hear such things from me, I jumped into the toilet. Not INTO, but on top of.
*TOO EXPLICIT FOR EOFF*
Okay, so has anyone here ever ate anything wrong, or mixed things and such to give themselves strange bodily behaviours, (not purposely, if so state what they were and why, for me and Bladen simply LOVE to hear such things!