EOFF RPG Giveaway contest Part IV (WIn Chrono Trigger for the SNES)

[theundeadhero]

Remember that:

You can make more than one entry.

You can enter the contest if you don't want to win as long as you mention that it's only for fun.

Since Super Delete, Masamune 1600, and Old Manus have already won, so they can't win any other, but they may still enter for fun.

Over the next few weeks I will be hosting a series of contests here at EOFF. They last a week. The winner will be chosen by me on Friday night and revealed the next Saturday morning. This is a four part contest with prizes for each part. The prizes for each one will be:

<s>1: A copy of FFI for the NES.</s>
<s>2: A copy of FFII for the SNES.</s>
<s>3: A copy of FFIII for the SNES.</s>
4: A copy of Crono Trigger for the SNES.

Each contest will be harder than the last because the games just get cooler as the contest goes on. Any member can enter any contest as often as they like, but you may only win one of the contests. A previous winner can enter the next contests just for the fun of it if they like. I am the sole judge of this contest and all winners will be required to PM me their address so that I can mail the games to them.

The contests are:

<s>1: Provide a caption for the picture I provide.</s>
<s>2: Write a paragraph or so describing the event in the picture.</s>
<s>3: Tell a story involving the pictures I provide.</s>
4: Tell a story and provide your own pictures. They can be real pictures that you scanned, pictures taken off the internet, things you've drawn in paint, or whatever. You just have to provide at least four pictures illustrating your story. If you plan to win this contest I recommend starting now.

Entries will be judged in humor, originality, and how well they go along with the pictures.

Well, this is the big one. It's up to you to write whatever story you like. Then you must illustrate it with at least four pictures. I'm hoping to see some great pictures to go along with the story. I'll have mine edited in later on tonight.

[Rengori]

Gotta think of something really good, Chrono Trigger's like the best game ever.

[Stayin Dizzy]

does my story get entered here?

[Captain Maxx Power]

I'm already scribbling down a storyboard as we type.

[Rengori]

Can I draw the pictures myself?

[theundeadhero]

does my story get entered here?Yes. I'll get around to having it posted here.

The pictures can be anything. Found pictures, drawn, real photos scanned. I don't care.

[crono_logical]

I assume the pictures have to stick to forum rules if they're being posted here, e.g. no porn etc. :p

[McLovin']

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

http://kristalromeo.canalblog.com/images/family_guy_evil_monkey_tie.jpg

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1080000/images/_1082833_evans_branson_pa300.jpg


The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.


http://vcard.homer-simpson.de/images/familie/pic2.jpg



The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_happy_carpenter/images/ugly_dog_winner_chinese_meat_crested.jpg

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

mobiletype has just heard news of the Chrono Trigger Giveaway contest and has come up with a brilliant plan worthy of winning more than just what is on offer. mobiletype's good friend Dr Goodwin has agreed to assist him in winning the competition.
http://www.rapidrecoveryinc.com/images/doctor-handshake.jpg
Maybe the amount of FF mobiletype has played has affected his ability to think rationally but he has suggested his friend conjure a Phoenix Down. Dr Goodwin somehow concocted the potion, a very complicated looking fluid with a very complicated formula. The potion will mean mobiletype doesn't even have to lift a finger in order to win this competition. Dr Goodwin visits the graveyard late at night and unleashes the potion and causes a mass revival of all the zombies including theundeadhero the so-called owner of the game. Slowly he gets up from his coffin and in the midst of his peckishness stroll back to his house for a quick bite to eat. Once the address of his house is known mobiletype will only need to have a perusal around before he can get his grubby cheating little hands on the game itself.
http://www.burfitt.org/blog/archives/Zombie_in_Graveyard_small.jpg
The plan works a treat and mobiletype who has viewed everything from conveniently placed cameras linked equally conveniently to his laptop can hardly keep his excitement in his greedy little pocket.
http://www.e-adatbazis.hu/kepek/0504/2/happy-man-computer.jpg
Unfortunately Dr Goodwin didn't make it out of the graveyard alive. He didn't even make it out dead either. You see he has not been a shadow of his former self recently.
http://www.islandentertainmentsonline.com/acatalog/zombiedoctorcostume1.jpg

[theundeadhero]

I was just about to post mine. Don't mind the crappy pics cause mines just an example. The story is also something I wrote a long time ago for school :p

A long time ago there was a guy. I don't remember his name but I really like the name Jim, so his will be Jim. Jim was a pretty cool guy.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/jim1.jpg

Somewhere in a very distant galaxy there was a planet. It was called Gumshoe. It was a very advanced planet. They could travel anywhere in a single second, they could understand any language, the fact was they could do almost anything they wanted to, but the people were lazy. They were so lazy that they didn't even invent any of the technology they had. The planet that they lived on was used as a junkyard by a culture far more advanced than their own. On planet Gumshoe there lived this certain girl. Her name was Angela.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/jim2.jpg

She didn't quit fit in with the rest of her society. Angela didn't see the point in being lazy. It was just soo boring, so she went around learning everything she could.

Jim was sitting around his house. He decided he was hungry so he made a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. Before he could eat it he had to go to the bathroom.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/jim3.jpg

One day when Angela was gazing into space she made an important discovery! A giant comet was heading toward Gumshoe and the planet would be totally destroyed! All the poeple on the planet didn't really care. They were too lazy. Angela decided she did care. She was going to transport somewhere else and save herself. Her physical body would stay behind, but she would get a new one wherever she teleported to.

When Jim came back from the bathroom his peanut butter and jelly sandwhich was looking really good. He went to go pick it up and it started to talk!

"Help me", it said. "My planet has been destroyed and I'm the only survivor."

"Then what are you doing in my sandwhich?"

"My body was destroyed and this is my new one."

"Oh", said Jim. Then he started to think A talking peanut butter and jelly sandwhich? That's crazy. Then he ate it.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/jim4.jpg


Like I said, I wrote it years and years ago for school.

[Skarr]

http://images.zap2it.com/20050822/boondocks_240_001.jpg
Hewie was a young man with a mission…to stop gay people from taking over the world. He was only ten years old, so his imagination went pretty far. His grandfather and older brother didn’t help him at all. In fact, they ridiculed him for his thoughts. “I’ll show them what I mean, I’ll show them.” He said to himself.

http://www.triplehunleashed.com/pics/raw/2006/0320/27.jpg
The Game (Triple H) was finally doing away with John Cena. He was taking all that Cena could dish out and more. He knew that the WWE Championship belt was all but his now.


He had delivered a devastating spine buster to John and had just delivered The Pedigree, his finishing move when the lights went off in the entire stadium.

http://www.triplehunleashed.com/pics/raw/2006/0206/16.jpg
“What the hell!” he said in a defiant shout.
A single voice was heard all throughout the stadium at that point and time. “Ya’ll nigga’s are gay.”


One week later Batista was having a wonderful and dominating tag team fight with his good friend Rey Mysterio. The duo had been dominating Orlando Jordon and JBL.


Mysterio had already delivered his signature 619 to JBL, but the wrestling god had avoided the three count. He tagged in Orlando who gave it to Rey.


With all his energy, Rey tagged the animal in and all hell broke loose on Orlando.


Just as Batista was giving Jordon the Batista Bomb…the lights went out in the stadium.


Rey thought it might be the Undertaker…but no gong was sounded. Then a voice emerged from all of the darkness…”Ya’ll nigga’s are gay.”

Now this was starting to happen to all the wrestlers, they began to ponder what the hell was going on.

http://images.zap2it.com/20031219/vincemcmahon_wwesmackdown_240.jpg
Was a fan doing this, was this a joke of Mr. McMahon’s? Yet no clear explanation was ever deduced.

Hewie was proud of himself; he had spread the word that wrestling was a gay sport. He knew it would only take a matter of time before everyone saw it his way. He was even surprised when he got a letter stating that a few fans wanted to see him and discuss how they were going to better destroy gay wrestlers. He let his grandpa drop him at the place where the meeting was and the left him. As he entered the building he was greeted with a 619 to the face!!! Rey Mysterio, Batista, Orlando Jordon, JBL, Triple H and John Cena all looked down at the helpless ten year old. They knew he would never forget this cut-ass he was about to receive. Hewie could only thing as he received the Batista bomb. “Who told them?” Hewie’s grandfather and older brother could only laugh at him when he finally came back home busted and beated.

[theundeadhero]

I don't see any pictures.


Overall I'm surprised at the lack of participation in this. The winner will be announced tomorrow.

[fire_of_avalon]

I say give it more time. For example, I just found out about it. :(

[VorpalCyberWolf]

A Long Time ago in a Galazy far, far away, another Star Wars Movie came out, it had various many new vehicals and it was to the extent of all the cool stuff that people say would be on an FFVII remake of sorts. It was opening night and they preceded through the epic tale to the final fight sequence...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber039.jpg

It was Luke Vs. Vader in the revolutionary Death Star Shopping Mall

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber034.jpg

The Battle struggled endlessly

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber039.jpg

And Endlessly

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber040.jpg

And Endlessly...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber063.jpg

Luke used the force to throw a small kitten at vader...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber066.jpg

But it had no Use...

Vader Retaliated using his own control of the force to throw a large bird that was walking around back at Luke...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber086.jpg

It was effective... but not enough

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber089.jpg

Of Course this made the bird angry

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber096.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber097.jpg

And it retaliated...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber124.jpg

Stirking Down the foes

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber113.jpg

Though to little effect

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber128.jpg

Then ran off to it's escape

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber137.jpg

The Dark Lord and his lowly son finally decided to go into their dreadful lego forms.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber176.jpg

and proceded with thier epic battle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber173.jpg

Then, Suddenly, there shined a shiny Sean Connery

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber192.jpg

Who Blew everyone up with his Atomic Eye Laser Beams

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/AtomicBlast.jpg

The Credits Rolled

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/Saber245.jpg

The Movie was a Hit, and everyone was celebrating. Later it was nominated for an Academy Award for the best lego fight sequence in a cheesey epic remake film. However, horror struck the world (Errm... "Galaxy...") of Star Wars Fans... George Lucas, the superior matermind was not able to recieve the long awaited Oscar because he was in a fatal car accident.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Goldchocobo33/Slides/bug.jpg

Though not all is bad... the epic remake will forever live on due to its success and the tragedy that is now linked to it.

[theundeadhero]

I say give it more time. For example, I just found out about it.They've known about it for nearly a month :(

I'll extend it to Tuesday in hopes for more replies.

[Rengori]

Ah screw it, my story ain't funny.

[theundeadhero]

It doesn't have to be funny to win. A good story would win without humor.

[theundeadhero]

I forgot I extended this until Tuesday.

I hereby declare Bad Karma the winner!

[rubah]

Wow, I didn't even know this was going on xD

[VorpalCyberWolf]

That makes me feel warm and Spiffy inside. :)

[fire_of_avalon]

Yay Bad Karma! Woo!

[theundeadhero]

Could this please be unstickied?

[a nirvana fan]

Am I Gay?

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/cloud-s.jpg
Cloud Strife was a normal young man with dreams ahead of him, he had a girlfriend Tifa, a good life in Midgar, everything was going great.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/ff7-cloud-8.jpg

Until that day....
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/mscloud2.gif
Cloud was caught wearing drag by Aeris, she just thought it was a joke and laughed at him. Cloud quickly ran away and changed into his purple overalls.

All the signs were finally coming together...
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/11.jpg
Cloud started wearing tight shirts, he gelled his hair differently, heck he even bought a Bike which had a label on the side saying "Bikes For Homos"
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/cloud.gif

After Tifa finally found out that Cloud was maybe gay, she got real mad...
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/tifa_beats_herself_up.jpg

Tifa then confronted him and asked Cloud if he was homosexual or not, Cloud said....."Yes! I am Gay, ok! im sorry but its my life and I can be Gay or not, ok!?"...Tifa replied "Fine...*sniff sniff*....", then Cloud walked off with his head down, he obviously felt for Tifa but now there is someone else for Cloud....

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/ff7-cloud.jpg

Cloud left Midgar to search for this "someone else"...leaving behind all his friends and thought of all the girls he could've had if he wasnt homo.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/FF720-20cloud20tifa20aeris.gif

On his way to find "someone else" he come across Yazoo...
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/1096439429_Dquizyazoo.gif

Yazoo said "Hey! Its Cloud the moron of morons, what is your business coming down this way!?" Cloud replied "Im on my quest to find my special someone" Yazoo quickly replied "You DO mean a female special someone dont you?!" Cloud said "No *shrugs his shoulders* Im trying to find "him", Yazoo said shockingly "wha..? Cloud Strife is gay.....now I can tell you what Ive kept locked up inside for years and years, Im suprised nobody figured this out, me not having girlfriends, me drinking wine instead of beer at bars, yes Cloud! I am gay too!" Cloud replied "Good for you...im off, bye" Yazoo grabbed Cloud.."No Cloud "he" will be mine, not yours!" Cloud and Yazoo fought and fought to decide who gets "him" as there special man...


Cloud won with pride. Finally he got to the location of...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/bz238.jpg

Sephiroth! Cloud always knew he was gay, although Seph acted macho and had that whole "im going to destroy the earth" look, he was nothing more than a single gay guy looking for someone to love. Cloud told Seph the story behind Cloud being gay and the feelings he had for Seph.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/ggggg.jpg

Once enemies, Cloud and Seph became friends, and then better friends, then good friends, then excellent friends, then...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/a_nirvana_fan/Cloud_and_Sephiroth.jpg

LOVERS!

THE END

[McLovin']

Hate to break it to you but the contest is over.

[a nirvana fan]

Hate to break it to you but the contest is over.

Does mine still count, the one above?

[McLovin']

Hate to break it to you but the contest is over.

[theundeadhero]

The winner has already been decided. Too late.

[-N-]

Aw. You can't expect people to write stories, though.

[Old Manus]

Why is this stickied again

[McLovin']

It is the will of Eizonefef.

[Samuraid]

Could this please be unstickied?
As you wish.

It's already over? :(