What?! You're not 20?

[Agent Proto]

Well, it seems a certain individual has made a confession about his (or her) true age, and I have one thing to say about that.

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"It's 'bout friggin' time." I also hope you enjoy your newfound freedom, just don't let it get to your head. http://fools-gold.org/forum/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif

ps. I was forced to make this thread. =o Or perhaps not? You figure it out.

Also, to perhaps give this thread some merit, have you ever lied about your age?

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

<s>What.</s>

Oh, I get it. Hee haw!

[Yuffie514]

no. one guy i liked online did and it was quite a shock. wow, someone actually lied before i did...:tongue:

[Reine]

This just deserves a "lol"

[Yamaneko]

That's OK, Proto, we knew all along. We thought we'd let you reveal it on your terms.

Hey did you know Raistlin turns 100 the day Shlup gets married? Weird.

[Markus. D]

once when registering for an american game website thing to play this stupid little game called.... family fued.

I actually havent been there since I played it.... for the second time.

[Meat Puppet]

I don't want to be 20.

[nik0tine]

What.

Oh, I get it. Hee haw!

[-N-]

Does witholding count as lying?
Currently my EoFF birthdate is March 14, 1971. I got an email from the staff.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I've never lied about my age. See no reason to really. Anyways, I'm 20, so I'm legally responsible enough to do anything I feel like.

[Dignified Pauper]

being 20 sucks, so i convinced myself to stay 19.... ignore what my profile says.

[SammieBabe]

I don't think I've ever lied about my age. But I'm sure in a few years I won't be so open about it...

[Anaisa]

I don't want to be twenty. :( Fortunately no one thinks I look old enough to be nineteen, so I can get away with lying. I was ID checked to make sure I was at least twelve last week. So when I turn twenty, I'm going to reveal that I have infact only turned thirteen. I lie about my age all the time.

[Jess]

I've never lied about my age unless it was for something like getting into the cinema for a 18 rating whereas I'm only 16 and the same goes for when I'm in a pub and so on. Other than that I've never felt the need to lie about my age for any reason. :bigsmile:

[The Devourer Of Worlds]

I think I may have entered my age as 16 when I signed up.

Not that it matters, since I didn't bother adding it to my profile.

Or, you know, actually bother to write a profile.

[Loony BoB]

Nope! Not that I remember anyway. My parents have lied about my age to get me into motorcycle races as a child, though.

[Psychotic]

DOES THIS MEAN I AM OLDER THAN HIM?>!!?!!?!?!??! Oh boy, after six thousand years of being called a whippersnapper, it's payback time.

When I was 12 and signing up to places, I used to say I was 19, because 12 year olds are generally believed to be twats. AND ITz TrUe CuZ i tyPed LiKe ThIs yOu FaGz. I snapped out of it after about 3 months online, when I realised I wasn't new, original or clever. (It's why I still have hope for crash) I'll be doing that again in a month. The saying I'm 19, not the HaRdCoR uRe aLL fAggOtZ?????

[Resha]

Nope. I tried to withhold, unsuccessfully, coz I thought if people knew I was 13 the paedophiles would COME! COME! WHOO! But nah. I did sneak into the cinema 18+ once? I fully intend to it again. I'm so proud of myself.

[theundeadhero]

I really was born in Nineteen-twentysomething.

[Spiffing Cheese]

My profile says I'm ninety, because I'm too lazy to 'notify an administrator if your date of birth has changed'.

[Shoden]

I'm 16 alright, at least that's what my birth certificate says!

[Rengori]

I assumed that like most forums, you had to be 13 or over to join for whatever retarded reason, since I was 12 I put 14.

[Social Moon Firesky]

I've lied about my age to get into age-restricted films, and I'd lie to get into a nightclub. However, I don't lie to people over MSN or anything about my age; I don't see the point.

[Chris]

Also, to perhaps give this thread some merit, have you ever lied about your age?
No. But I probably will as I get older. :eep:

[Captain VooDoo]

i never stop lying about my age!

[kikimm]

I never lied about it, I don't think, but my dad always lies about my age to get me into places for cheaper. Like we went to Knottsberry farm once, and I was 13, I think (but I looked about 15) and he made me pretend to be 11. It was horrible.

[SammieBabe]

I never lied about it, I don't think, but my dad always lies about my age to get me into places for cheaper. Like we went to Knottsberry farm once, and I was 13, I think (but I looked about 15) and he made me pretend to be 11. It was horrible.

I remember going to Disney World when I was 12 (and had the endowments to prove it) and they made me pretend to be 9. :rolleyes2

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I never lied about it, I don't think, but my dad always lies about my age to get me into places for cheaper. Like we went to Knottsberry farm once, and I was 13, I think (but I looked about 15) and he made me pretend to be 11. It was horrible.I've asked girls to pretend to be eleven, but not for Knott's Berry Farm.

[Faris]

Yes, but only by a year or three.

[amratis]

Before I hit 18 I used to lie (along with all my friends) to get in to pubs and clubs. But that wasnt a matter of lying, more of smiling and flirting slightly with the doormen. Yes I know, - slut. :cry: Well I was only 18.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Nope. Never felt the need to :D Maybe when im older ._.

[Lindy]

Haha, anyone remember Shorty?

[Shoeberto]

I've been twelve years old since 2001.

[DK]

I told Hsu I was 37 so I could get him into bed 'cause he likes older men.

[DMKA]

Lying about your age on the internet it serious business, so no.

[MecaKane]

Haha, anyone remember Shorty?
Yes, and it was terribly shocking! <i>Who knew</i> that 13-15 year old girls don't have the best judgement!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Haha, anyone remember Shorty?Or Iri Valentine. Or Tiffiekins, who deserves some kind of award for her exceptional Internet fakery.

[DK]

Honourable mention for Mikifakepiki I feel.

[Miriel]

I never lied about it, I don't think, but my dad always lies about my age to get me into places for cheaper. Like we went to Knottsberry farm once, and I was 13, I think (but I looked about 15) and he made me pretend to be 11. It was horrible.
My parents used to pull that kind of crap too. >_>

Other than the occassional lie to get into R rated films (when I was younger) and getting alcoholic drinks, I don't think I've ever lied about my age. I definitely never lied about my age online. What would be the point?

[Moon Rabbits]

I never lied about it, I don't think, but my dad always lies about my age to get me into places for cheaper. Like we went to Knottsberry farm once, and I was 13, I think (but I looked about 15) and he made me pretend to be 11. It was horrible.I've asked girls to pretend to be eleven, but not for Knott's Berry Farm.

Oh my.

I've lied to get into movies...but never bars, because I don't go to bars to drink.

Sometimes I tell people I'm fourteen because I forgot I turned 15 in January...

[Tempest]

Give me another couple years and I probably will start lying about my age.

[Hambone]

I only lied about my age to join Yahoo.

[Lindy]

Or Tiffiekins, who deserves some kind of award for her exceptional Internet fakery.
Personally, I think she deserves a real car crash, but that's just me.

Honourable mention for Mikifakepiki I feel.
That one was lollerskatingly fun too, add to it the fact that I actually KNEW one of the girls whose pictures she had used and abused.

[Aurey]

I used to do all the time. I still do sometimes, but not for forums, since I don't go on forums anymore, well, except this one. For my last.fm account I put I was a hundred years old.

I only do it because I really don't like my age, I find it embarrassing. But it was even more embarrassing to say I was eleven when I first joined. Which was a long time ago. Kind of. Uh.

[Miriel]

Hey, lying about your age isn't as bad as lying about your gender. I personally know of at least 3 or 4 dudes who convinced fellow players in FFXI that they're girls when they're, uh, not.

It's kind of disturbing. Especially when I see posts by these guys in FFXI forums saying things like, "it's so hard being a girl and getting hit on all the time in the game."

Weeeird.

[Shlup]

YOUS GOTS TO SAY YOUS 18 TO GET TO TEH PORN

[SeeDRankLou]

I've never lied about my age. I've lied about my identity, and took on the identity of someone who was not my age so that I could see this age restricted thing that totally wasn't worth all the effort I put into seeing it. But never about my age.

[Levian]

I always lie about everything. Just for personal entertainment, of course. It's more fun if someone gets hurt in the process. Physically.

[Strider]

I've always looked older than my age, so I've never really had to.

[~SapphireStar~]

I think I lied to get into a 15 movie when I was 14 ... I was never that rebelious :D

[T-MaN]

Nope, don't see why people would lie about their age.

[Vyk]

Nope. Though I should have. Brats on the internet constantly try to make me feel ashamed of my age for some ungodly reason. But I'm mature enough to admit how long I've been on this earth. Among other things. I'm one of those people who'll tell you their home address even if they don't know you. Just cause. I'm honest. And I find it fun. Especially when I run across a pathalogical liar or someone unreasonably afraid of passing information over the internet.

[Skarr]

Nope...never.


YOUS GOTS TO SAY YOUS 18 TO GET TO TEH PORN

Well...there was that one time...

[Zeromus_X]

I've never lied per se, but I've never revealed my age either. But I have left a trail of clues throughout the internet...It's up to you to find them all!:cat: I'm just a privacy glutton that way I guess.

That's also why my profile says I was born in 1920, it won't let me edit my profile otherwise :mad:

[escobert]

I remember when I changed my birthday everday to that date. Igot two birthday threads that week B)

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I have never lied about my age though people who make IDs are not always the brightest. I have one ID saying I was born in April, another in September. The sad thing is the one with Sept, the girl was looking at my birth certificate while typing it, though she was probably looking at the examiner's sheet whose eight looked like a nine...

[Moon Rabbits]

YOUS GOTS TO SAY YOUS 18 TO GET TO TEH PORN

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahah.

Agreed.

[-TIDUS-]

YOUS GOTS TO SAY YOUS 18 TO GET TO TEH PORN

$Right on the money$

But, I'll just stick with my g/f.

[theundeadhero]

YOUS GOTS TO SAY YOUS 18 TO GET TO TEH PORNWhat's funny is that I really did. When I was seventeen I pretended to be eighteen to get into a porn shop. Not much of a difference, but I was amazed it worked.

[Vyk]

YOUS GOTS TO SAY YOUS 18 TO GET TO TEH PORN

$Right on the money$

But, I'll just stick with my g/f.
Neither of my girlfriends let me use them for porn

[edczxcvbnm]

I don't need to lie to be younger. People already think I am 3 or 4 years younger than I really am.

[black orb]

>>> i dont care anymore..

[Madonna]

I hardly ever mention my age whilst on the Internet. As long as you can carry yourself with some manner of composure, age does not really matter, unless you're browsing for porn.

Not that I'd expect that any of you would do such a thing, but.

[Despotus]

Also, to perhaps give this thread some merit, have you ever lied about your age?
No, but as (probably) the oooooldest member of EoFF, maybe it's time to start...?:quina:
Sympathy, anyone?

[Miriel]

Also, to perhaps give this thread some merit, have you ever lied about your age?
No, but as (probably) the oooooldest member of EoFF, maybe it's time to start...?:quina:
Sympathy, anyone?
I'm pretty sure you're not the oldest.

[Despotus]

Thanks, but I haven't found anybody yet that's 31+.:(

[Miriel]

You haven't been looking hard enough.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Old Manus has got to be at least 84.
And I heard Raistlin is 42 or something. I could be wrong.

[Miriel]

fantasyjunkie is 39 years old. And then there's Citizen Bleys who is an old fart of a man. According to his grumpiness level, he's got to be at least 65.

[Polnareff]

Back when I thought the Internet was serious business, I lied about my age on another forum, because these people kept attacking me for being the youngest member there (even though I was pretty mature for my age and knew how to type and spell). I was about....13 at the time, so I put my age at 16. Nobody even noticed that I lied about my age then.

What's even funnier is, I turned 17 (for real) in August, and nobody called me on that. Weird.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Everyone knows Citizen Bleys is just an urban legend.

[bipper]

23 is the best - but next year that will change... to 24!

[Croyles]

No need for me to lie about my age, im 18, so i can do pretty much anything apart from those rare 21+ nightclubs, most are 18. I used to always lie to get into films etc (how good you feel when you fool them!), but not in person.

[Sir Walkie]

The bday on my license was wrong for almost three years until I turned 21 a second time. When I went and got it fixed the DMV totally freaked out, but it was worth it to enjoy two 21st bday's in the bars.

[Fuzakeru]

When I was 12 I lied about being 13 so I could get in to a Marvel RPG on AOL. >.>

I was there for like two years so I kept that game up saying I was one year older than I really was.

Other than that - no. -shrugs- I don't feel the need to lie. Probably a good thing since I met my fiance' ( to be when he gets down on his knee! >< ) online. :<3:

[Samuraid]

I don't lie about my age, but I do enter 1970 as my birth year on tons of nosy web forms.

[KoShiatar]

People usualy think I'm much younger or treat me like a married lady. No way in between. :(