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Rainecloud
08-22-2001, 06:39 PM
I was slightly worried by the sudden surge of newbies joining EoFF recently...and there's been some mighty strange things going on around here in these forums, so I thought I'd do a little research.

I hacked into Sean's master computer, and found these hidden settings:

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings1.jpg

Unbelievable! A Random newbie Generator!
No wonder we've been getting all these new
members lately.

I also hacked into the Incredibly hidden
Administrator's forum here at EoFF
(Using my incredible skills) and unearthed this disturbing conversation between
Webmaster Sean, and our very own Scottie...

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings2.jpg

Argh! They're planning to replace all the
newbies with Artificial Intelligence!
What's the world coming to eh?

Heh...who says I have too much time on my hands? ;)

Hope everyone enjoyed the little joke.

(Ps - In case anyone's actually worried - it's fake).

Ace Protorney
08-22-2001, 06:51 PM
Oh no! I had no idea Sean was up to this! :eek:

Burtsplurt
08-22-2001, 06:52 PM
Suddenly everything has become clear...

But, wait! I'm a newbie and I don't remember being computer generated. And I don't hvea appiling langunge, or something.

Nice graphics Rainecloud.

Selphie
08-22-2001, 06:52 PM
wow! u have some nice skills!

DK
08-22-2001, 07:01 PM
*laughs out loud*

Pure Genious. I love it :D

chionos
08-22-2001, 07:01 PM
didn't tell me anything new. i am the unofficial robo-newbie prototype! muahahaha. sean's plan worked....none of you knew that i was a cyborg newbie when i came...and now you don't know that i'm a cyborg with a custom rank! muahah--well, ya do now, but it's too late, you can not stop our plans.....*maniacal laugh of doom*

Leeza
08-22-2001, 07:03 PM
Hmmm...interesting.

Nyke
08-22-2001, 07:04 PM
*gasp*

Scottie! How could you hide something like this from me? I thought we had something special togther. :boohoo: I'll never forgive you! I'll tell this scandal to the world! I'll expose incriminating evidence!

Er...*scampers off, avoiding a swift kick in the t00sh*

Squally Leonharty
08-22-2001, 07:13 PM
:laugh: Nice job! I like it! :D Although, if it was for real, there's no need for being scared, as I'm not a newbie anymore. :D

Nait
08-22-2001, 07:16 PM
How did you do the Fora thingie? Did you edit a pic, or did you mess up with some copied sourcecode of the forums? I'd do that. Actually, I've made this "Nait Worship Center", but I don't think I'd really want to pubish that really yet..

Great job. We need more of this.

Mikztsu
08-22-2001, 07:45 PM
Dammit, I always suspected something like this! Ans Sean still is the kibitzer!

*laughs*


That was brilliant and funny, Rainis.;)

krissy
08-22-2001, 07:51 PM
This has something to do with STEVE alright....
I wonder if Britt is in on it.

The Professor
08-22-2001, 08:31 PM
Damn! I always knew there was something fishy about this Sean character. ;)

eestlinc
08-22-2001, 08:31 PM
hmmm...surely this is all the act of criminal mastermind, the EVAIL HAME, no relation to evilmin, mind you.

Rainecloud
08-22-2001, 08:35 PM
Say it isn't so!

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings3.jpg
http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings4.jpg
http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings5.jpg

Only time will tell what happens next xD

(Ok - so the lines are a bit out...it's still good...)

Mikztsu
08-22-2001, 08:41 PM
This is just Hilarious.:D

And I agree with eestlinc, it's evil HAME behind this all.

Cz
08-22-2001, 08:45 PM
Well, I just hope they don't find my secret pointless post O- Matic, or I'll be in big trouble.

Er...You didn't hear anything folks!
Cya

Endless
08-22-2001, 08:51 PM
OMG!!!


I knew it!!!
I knew Wyll was suspect!!!

*runs*

Linus
08-22-2001, 08:52 PM
Whoa, Rainecloud! I found ANOTHER secret plan from the Administrators! This is a secret blueprint for the new EoFF, supposedly to debut on December 5th!

<img src="http://www.angelfire.com/anime/bojackfx/eyesonlinus.gif">

Wyllius
08-22-2001, 08:58 PM
I DENY EVERYTHING.

*Flees*

Dee
08-22-2001, 08:58 PM
LOL! God, that's hilarious.

Rainecloud
08-22-2001, 09:03 PM
I have found more evidence:

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings6.jpg
http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings7.jpg

*Goes off looking for one to solidify Wyllius' guilt.*

Orestes
08-22-2001, 09:07 PM
I'm quite......................scared, to say the least.

xD

Mikztsu
08-22-2001, 09:11 PM
Bruckner?!

Well, I'm sure he'll kill some Hame's henchmen! People who won't hail!

I'm sure Bruckner is up to something...he obeys no one, I tell you.

Rainecloud
08-22-2001, 09:17 PM
Yes...it appears Bruckner has been recruited by Cyan and his evil hordes.

There's bound to be more information in these secret staff forums...

I shall post more proof as I see fit.

xD

The Professor
08-22-2001, 09:26 PM
Bruckner? He's in on it too? Bastard! Just when I was beggining to trust him. I think Cyan's given him some sort of nasal mind-controlling implant. :D

Cactuar2000
08-22-2001, 09:26 PM
Classic, man, classic. xD

Cz
08-22-2001, 09:40 PM
I DEMAND to have the p___ taken out of me!

Does that even make sense?

Cya

Neogogo
08-22-2001, 09:42 PM
Funny stuff raincloude, but what about Dr Unne? Is he in on this?

Britt
08-22-2001, 09:49 PM
<IMG SRC="http://www.eyesonff.com/temp/britt/exodus.jpg">

>=] This image is not affiliated in any way with Rainecloud's story, nor is it meant to mess it up. xD

Rainecloud
08-22-2001, 09:53 PM
Nice work Britt, but your fake instant messaging cannot fool us. xD

Raincloude? I've never been called that before...Raincloud maybe...but RaincloudE?

Here's even more disturbing information.

This proves that the "New" Wyllius is in fact a computer operated Cyborg. I knew something was wrong when they changed the "Dr Wyllius" to "Wyllius"

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings8.jpg

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings9.jpg

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings10.jpg

There's more to come. As of Dr Unne...? You'll have to wait and see.

Wyllius
08-22-2001, 09:59 PM
Blaab.
You do realise that I've sent a couple thousand large Death Fish Penguin Troopers to your house Raine
Just FYI.

Damn Mortals and thier Power seeking ways :P

Cz
08-22-2001, 10:02 PM
DO YOU DO THAT?

Oh, I'm sorry, I am a naive little magey, who is crap with computers of all kinds.

Anywayz, you will never discover my secret plans that I have hidden cleverly below!


MAGEY's SECRET PLANS

1. Eat Chocolate
2. Get Drunk before reaching 13.
3. Eat Chocolate
4. Drive Getaway for crimelord before reaching 13.
5. Eat Chocolate.
6. Think of better secret plans.
7. Take over the world.
8. Realise that I have accomplished plan 6.

Wait! You've found them!

Cya

Neogogo
08-22-2001, 10:04 PM
My bad, just a typo, but keep them coming:)

Mikztsu
08-22-2001, 10:13 PM
*waits for more eagerly* =D

krissy
08-22-2001, 10:23 PM
Excellent. Project Exodus shall not interrupt the 'Let's Kill Everyone And Replace Them With Cyborgs' plan at the very least.

Pancaek
08-22-2001, 10:28 PM
Ha! I knew the admins were up to something! >=D Now the mysterious newbie flood all makes sense! But what's Project Exodus? And what does Unners have to do with all this? *can't wait*

By the way, I think this would have to be THE best thread of all time.

Cz
08-22-2001, 10:31 PM
True, this has basically already won an EoFF award next time around.
Cya

Drex
08-22-2001, 10:53 PM
*lol*

What a silly little thread. :p

Selphie
08-22-2001, 11:01 PM
oh no! oh no! oh no!*hides* i will not take part of this! I am not a newbie cyborg! no! no! no!*kills random ppl* AHHHHHH!!!! destroy! destroy!

Cz
08-22-2001, 11:10 PM
And that my friends, is why you should never mix Coffee and Whisky together.
Cya

Stevo
08-22-2001, 11:12 PM
I say 'Invisible robots?!?!?!' I KNEW IT! I told all of you! *points at everyone* You fools didn't listen...


BTW, This IS the greatest thread ever! ^_^

Linus
08-22-2001, 11:25 PM
Let's not get off topic with this, "Best Thread EVER" business. Besides, we all know the best thread ever was Tantalus.

krissy
08-22-2001, 11:30 PM
I don't know. I kinda liked that newbie thread that got closed down. The guy named himself unregistered, and some one closed it down because they thought it was a joke.
Made my tummy bowl over with laughter, and the hilarity made all lemmings jump off a cliff.

Loony BoB
08-23-2001, 12:16 AM
Dandy. Bloody dandy. *laughs in his head*

MORE! *waits to see what's next with Dr Unne*

Oh, what are all those other tabs for in the original picture? You only showed us the Fiddly stuff one... or whatever...

Mikztsu
08-23-2001, 12:22 AM
I most certainly hope Hame is not who I think he is...*ph3ar*

BTW Reno, I though also that closing unregistered's thread was evail.:( It made me laugh too, and I don't think it was just a joke necessarily.

Selphie
08-23-2001, 12:23 AM
AHHHHHHH! OH NO!*goes on killing spree* DESTROY DESTROY!!!!!!!!!

Amazing Telephone
08-23-2001, 12:50 AM
Nice Job Rainecloud!

Big Ogre Umaro
08-23-2001, 01:17 AM
[insert doctored screenshot here]

*is not part of any evil plans to...hmm...*doesn't even know what everyone's planning to do** Hah. *wins*

Melted Snowman
08-23-2001, 02:13 AM
Oh no, BOU! Say it isn't so! :(

krissy
08-23-2001, 04:11 AM
Mik; I hope it was. Otherwise, we ruined the happiness of one uncanny individual with a thing for moody entrances.

Selphie's been turned! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rinoabella
08-23-2001, 06:35 AM
<font color=#FFCCFF>hee hee! That's so funny! Nice work, Rainecloud!!! :laugh: I wanna see more!

Cid
08-23-2001, 06:46 AM
Blasted hell. Just when I thought I had everything figured out...

:) Nice work, Rainecloud.

Wolfboy
08-23-2001, 06:52 AM
Yeah, great work :D

Super Christ
08-23-2001, 08:06 AM
So many agendas - I don't know who to fear the most!

Maybe I should start my own, then people will fear me instead!

That or just join forces with one of the several already out there, that'd probably be easier...

eestlinc
08-23-2001, 08:09 AM
Let the record show that I created the Bruckner-Droid only for good. For GOOD I tell you!!!!

Rainecloud
08-23-2001, 08:32 AM
There's yet more...

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings11.jpg

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings12.jpg

I shall release pictures of the MSN chat later today...if anyone's bothered that is...

Leeza
08-23-2001, 08:56 AM
You guys are so hilarious, I glad I joined this site! What's next?


*just realizes that she's a Cyborg Newbie*

Bongo Monkey
08-23-2001, 03:48 PM
Meh. This is all perfectly normal Admin behaviour, designed to keep them from noticing all the crap we post. Bruckner is the mastermind behind the scheme, he's just clever enough to leave them believing it's all their own ideas.

Keep up the good work, Bruckner, and we'll keep posting crap.

Rainecloud
08-23-2001, 04:48 PM
The Bruckner prototype was destroyed by that Wyllius Clone...didn't you know?

Anyway...more will be revealed later...

Shall I keep on making this stuff...or not?

Selphie
08-23-2001, 05:20 PM
MWAHAHAHA!*puts on scary battle outfit*KILL KILL KILL!

Dew Drop
08-23-2001, 05:53 PM
<font color="pink">*Hides from Sean*
He's not turning me into no newbie cyborg!
*Turns Squally into her Soceresses' Knight and turns all newbies into her minions of the night*
Hehe! ^^;;

Kupopoi
08-23-2001, 05:56 PM
AT least I never gossip, you guys are evil and with this proof I will sue you hah. >=]

CloudSquallandZidane
08-23-2001, 06:24 PM
Hi guys....that was funny ha-ha Sean isnt replacing us newbie with artificial intel...nope hes not...(*stabs Rainecloud in the back*)

krissy
08-23-2001, 06:59 PM
I M ROBOT KTHNXBYE!

ChibiRinoa
08-23-2001, 07:04 PM
Hm...good thing I'm not a newbie anymore. And I have my sorcerees powers to protect me from any evil mind control thingys that may be going on. So at least you know I can still be trusted...or CAN I? *evil laugh* ...eh hem... *runs*

Citizen Bleys
08-23-2001, 07:08 PM
Ah, my competitors are unveiled!

That is the ONLY conspiracy here at EoFF.

Ignore the gratuitous quantities of pants all over the floor.

Rainecloud
08-23-2001, 09:54 PM
Here's that conversation I promised.

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings13.jpg

There's more to come...

What do you think about that conversation? Who do you think the next "weapon" is?

This is getting to be quite silly...yet amusing xD

Isn't it remarkable how Sean's Desktop looks in no way like my avatar and sig...

Selphie
08-23-2001, 09:58 PM
MWAHAHA!*destroys* *leaves*

Cz
08-23-2001, 10:02 PM
er...Not me...*hides gun behind back*
Cya

musashius
08-23-2001, 10:18 PM
I wonder why 'Kishi would spell his name wrong on MSN.

Heck, I wonder why 'Kishi would even be on MSN.

Mikztsu
08-23-2001, 10:19 PM
Oooh...the tension is killing me now.

*waits and bites his nails*

Kawaii Ryűkishi
08-23-2001, 10:20 PM
Unne would never <i>ever</i> <b>shout</b> "Meh." That goes against everything that <i>Meh</i> stands for. Unne is smarter than that.

Speaking of Unne, I noticed that this whole ordeal seems to be lacking in BOUxUnne content, which makes it all the less credible.

P.S. - Mush, Rikishi is apparently some sort of wrestler. Robb and Phoenix (not Morticia; some other Phoenix) used to call me that all the time, and I found it very annoying.

If anybody <i>ever</i> calls me "Kawaii Rikishi" again, I will ban them in a blink...or at least give them a good nuggie.

Rainecloud
08-23-2001, 10:26 PM
Calm down Kawaii, it's a joke...

I couldn't find that symbol you have above the "U" in your last name, so I replaced it...

Anyone have any suggestions as to who this mystery "Weapon" might be? I couldn't get all the MSN conversation, I only managed to get one screenshot.

Selphie
08-23-2001, 10:28 PM
oh no! oh no! oh no! not again! Ah!*kills random ppl* ESTROY DESTROY! AHHH! KILL KILL! DESTROY! U ARE THE ENEMY!





AHHH! what just happended?

Kawaii Ryűkishi
08-23-2001, 10:28 PM
Heh, sorry if I scared you. When we're just typing, you can't see the smiles in my eyes.

Seriously, though. That Rikishi thing...never again.

Rainecloud
08-23-2001, 10:31 PM
What? You smile 'Kishi? ;)

If this isn't offending anyone, I shall continue with the "Story".

Oh, and Selphie...that's enough of the "KILL, KILL, KILL" Spam...we get the message, it's in your Sig after all. xD

I'll doctor some more pictures tomorrow probably. Everyone hold onto something sturdy 'till then.

Silverlocke
08-23-2001, 10:34 PM
Heheheh :D This stuff is great. *Laughs inwardly* You HAVE to keep it up...

...Yes, good question...I wonder who the weapon could be...I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was Linus though...I mean, think about it..he vanishes, then reappears just as this conspiracy becomes known...

*watches back*

Selphie
08-23-2001, 10:35 PM
What do ya mean Rainy? I never said anything like KILL, it doesn't seem at all like me.....anyways, I can't wait to see what happens next!:D

Cz
08-23-2001, 10:36 PM
ALL HAIL RAINECLOUD! KING OF INVENTIVE THREADS!

*Hails...and stuff*

Cya

musashius
08-23-2001, 10:37 PM
Even if you couldn't find the "ű", you could have just made 'Kishi's name what he used to have it.

"Kawaii Ryuukishi". Or something of the like.

You know, just a thought.

The Professor
08-24-2001, 12:46 AM
Aah! The plot thickens. We have to stop them! *stands on soapbox*

People of EoFF! As of this very moment, high-up officials are plotting our demise at the hands of invisible robots! And they're wasting newbies who may very well have become the next Rydia of Mist, or Rainecloud, who brings us this vital information! Are we going to let our haven be destroyed?

IMAGINARY CROWD- "NO!"

That's right. Now what are we going to do about it?

IMAGINARY CROWD- *mumbles in confusion*

Uh... free cookies!

IMAGINARY CROWD- *loud rallying cries*

Let's go. :D

Linus
08-24-2001, 01:08 AM
<TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="0"><TR><TD VALIGN=TOP><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/super/lulubouncies/aurontrans.gif" align="left" ALT="What are YOU looking at?"></center></TD><TD VALIGN=TOP><font face="verdana"><font color="white"><font size="2">No, Silverlocke. Whatever gives you the idea that <i><b>LINUS IS THE SECRET WEAPON</B></I>?
</FONT></TD></TR></TABLE></font></p>

Tidus Andronicus
08-24-2001, 01:13 AM
Wow, thats greats. Good work, you had me fooled.:laugh::rolleyes:

The Professor
08-24-2001, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by Auron
<TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="0"><TR><TD VALIGN=TOP><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/super/lulubouncies/aurontrans.gif" align="left" ALT="What are YOU looking at?"></center></TD><TD VALIGN=TOP><font face="verdana"><font color="white"><font size="2">No, Silverlocke. Whatever gives you the idea that <i><b>LINUS IS THE SECRET WEAPON</B></I>?
</FONT></TD></TR></TABLE></font></p>

No! It can't be! I trusted you! :cry:

:D

Pancaek
08-24-2001, 01:54 AM
Maybe Linus <i>is</i> the secret weapon after all. I mean, it's kind of odd how Linus is gone all of a sudden. Now there's this weird "Auron" person everywhere. xD

(Yes, I know about the name change.)

Shoeberto
08-24-2001, 03:13 AM
<font color="#009999">
Little do you all know, I had a little run in at the mod forum.
<img src="http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/random/kekekekeke.gif">

Watch out.

Loony BoB
08-24-2001, 03:59 AM
Hmm... it's strange that some of those cyborg newbies are revealing themselves. O_o are they rebelling?

Shoeberto
08-24-2001, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by Loony BoB
Hmm... it's strange that some of those cyborg newbies are revealing themselves. O_o are they rebelling? <font color="#009999">
We aren't revealing oursel-I mean...

<i>They</i> aren't revealing themselves. And I know those dashing, handsome, dead secksay cyborgs would never rebel.

Orestes
08-24-2001, 04:08 AM
I'm still scared.

*wets himself*

Morticia
08-24-2001, 04:16 AM
O_o...the plot thickens and takes a very weird turn...

http://24.170.16.138/pics/evilevilstuff.gif

eestlinc
08-24-2001, 04:25 AM
And you all still have no idea about the TRUE way of EoFF...

*calls the Icy Black Hand of Death club to order, first tiger Hobbes presiding*

The Professor
08-24-2001, 01:16 PM
Damn! More and more people are in on it. Apocalypse is upon us!

COOKIES!!!

Bongo Monkey
08-24-2001, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Loony BoB
Hmm... it's strange that some of those cyborg newbies are revealing themselves. O_o are they rebelling? They're programmed to go into berserk mode (see Selphie) if anyone finds out what they're up to.

Nait
08-24-2001, 02:04 PM
Hah. You don't know the HALF I do.

Selphie
08-24-2001, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Bongo Monkey
They're programmed to go into berserk mode (see Selphie) if anyone finds out what they're up to. What are u talking about? that doesn't KILL seem at all like me......*twitches*

Rainecloud
08-24-2001, 06:13 PM
I haven't found out who this "Thing" it that Sean and Unne were talking about, but I found this prototype of what the new EoFF design will be in December:

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings14.jpg

Dew Drop
08-24-2001, 06:17 PM
<font color="pink">*Becomes Cyborg Newbie Hunter, starts a show called "Tiffy The Newbie Slayer"*
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
*Kicks Evail Cyborg Newbie ass, relises she's a newbie too, asks Squally to get the cyborg chip out her back so she can continue to slay*

Pancaek
08-24-2001, 06:23 PM
Eeeee~! I'm immortalized in a screenie! w00t! *dances*

Anyway... should I be scared now? o.O

Selphie
08-24-2001, 06:26 PM
eek! i hope KILL KILL! I dont go crazy!

Cz
08-24-2001, 06:27 PM
*wishes to know whether he has been killed*
The public must be alerted!

Come forth Members! Vie la resistance!

Join the EoFF resistance army today!

Your website, needs you! (unless you're a cyborg newbie, then you can piss off back home)

Cya

Selphie
08-24-2001, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Black Mage 121
*wishes to know whether he has been killed*
The public must be alerted!

Come forth Members! Vie la resistance!

Join the EoFF resistance army today!

Your website, needs you! (unless you're a cyborg newbie, then you can piss off back home)

Cya KILL KILL! can i join? i don't want to go KILL crazy!

CloudSquallandZidane
08-24-2001, 06:28 PM
hey Sean open up the mail i sent u....dont worry its not a virus designed to make ur comp. explode.....nope it sure isnt.....

Cz
08-24-2001, 06:33 PM
Explosion virus! Why diidn't I think of that!?

Oh yeah, the mental deficiency thing...right.

And Selphie, no. I think your madness kinda takes you off the list.
Cya

CloudSquallandZidane
08-24-2001, 06:37 PM
yeah it was ur mental defiency that held u back....hey how did u know i sent him a virus to explode his comp.????

(*ties sephine up with 1000 pounds tested chicken wire[lol]*)

ok just stay here until i get back with ur medicine

Rainecloud
08-24-2001, 06:59 PM
This has gotten slightly insane. I suppose I'm partly to blame...but...
carry on.

Cz
08-24-2001, 07:04 PM
What did you expect?, it's not like we've got anything else to do...
Cya

Nait
08-24-2001, 07:11 PM
Something like that... But you can't make as fun of religion as you can of killing cybor... What am I talking about? Of course you can make more fun of religion than of killing cyborgs.

The Professor
08-24-2001, 07:46 PM
Join the EoFF resistance army today!

A comrade! *cookies*

LIBERTY!!! ...or something.

krissy
08-24-2001, 10:43 PM
Raine: Partly? Don't be so humble.

Resistance Members: You can't win. You're un-organized, and we have already sent out Wyll's deadly penguins to all your houses.

Endless
08-24-2001, 11:04 PM
*fears*
I... must run...

*leaves a <a href="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/voice/Takeover.mp3">tape</a> and runs*

Orestes
08-24-2001, 11:43 PM
Umm, question. Why isn't killing tolerated in "Eyes on Each Other (With added killing)"?

Just thought I'd point that out. xD

musashius
08-25-2001, 12:44 AM
Sorry, but no. Just... no.

Advent Child
08-25-2001, 01:44 AM
I think NOT killing shouldn't be tolerated in eyes on each other (with added killing)

Cyan
08-25-2001, 01:53 AM
so... rainecloud you think you "tapped into my secret place" hahahaha..... you dont even know the beginning... you may think im plotting... for the cyborg but no.... you will see soon enough..... heh heh... it will all be over in september when i get my custom rank, then you will know... you havent even uncovered the SUPER secret areas... in fact once when i said "display all secret/public forums... it took up about 200 pages hahahha...... as for the newbie cyborgs... i had no [part of that... except for a cruddy distraction...... heh... if you only knew..... if you only knew....

*goes adminning (but you wont find out for a while!!!*

oh and sorry for dissing the site for about 2 weeks just started school and i wont be here for a while... but enough for my SECRET PLAN!!!!

Mikztsu
08-25-2001, 02:03 AM
*laughs hard*

I knew that Cyan was plotting something 'cause I didn't see him on boards in few days..

Cyan
08-25-2001, 02:07 AM
ive been planning longe than that... funny how no one knows really..... heh heh heh the end is near......... not like you should ban me of course (oh wait im an admin HAH!!!) and if you have noticed im in the *changing avatar/sig to look like im planning something planning phase(TM)* hahahaaaa..... *weeze cough* erm... oh well

Silverlocke
08-25-2001, 04:01 AM
I would note something against this Auron/Linus fellow, but nah...anyway, with regards to the inherent mental instability and killing and death:

Carry on!

Selphie
08-25-2001, 04:12 AM
Yes! Yes! Linus/Auron is the weapon! I would never do anything like that and would never ever-Shut Up!!*runs*

Shoeberto
08-25-2001, 04:22 AM
<font color="#009999">
...
...
...
STOP LOOKING AT ME! MY SN CHANGE IS IN NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THE EVIL PLOT TO-...
Nevermind.
*does the Jedi mind trick*

Inker
08-25-2001, 06:41 AM
Tottaly Funny Raincloud . You Have Mad skils!

Rainecloud
08-25-2001, 08:48 AM
The plot thickens yet more...

Here's what Cyan's profile looks like to all the
Automated Newbies and Moderators:

http://www.planetunreal.com/shrine/settings16.jpg

Cz
08-25-2001, 09:20 AM
*slaughters Wyllius's killer penguins from gun turret on roof*

'FFFSZT! Magey, are you alright?'

'Yeah, I'm fine, but I won't be for long, you gotta do it.'

'No, no way, not now.'

'If you don't, I will.'

'Fine, fine, I'm doing it. Just gimme a few seconds. There! Done, Cerrrrrraaaaaaaazy Rooster is now online'

WHO IS MAGEY'S SECRET CONTACT? WILL THEIR NOT-PARTICULARLY SECRET WEAPON BE ABLE TO STOP THE CYBORG NEWBIES? AND DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY CARE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY? FIND OUT...in the next episode of...EoFF: RESISTANCE...

Cya

Rhadam
08-25-2001, 10:47 AM
xD

http://circleofknowledge.homestead.com/files/ISS_full_640.jpg

Rainecloud
08-25-2001, 01:12 PM
Lmao! Rhadam! That's great. When I first started this thread, I didn't think it would get quite this interesting.

This is pure insanity. Insanity at it's best!

Knox
08-25-2001, 01:53 PM
*rounds up a small army, captures the base for the resistance's cause, then grabs a loudspeaker*

Attention newbies.

I've been working in secrecy up til' now. Y'know, avoid being killed and all that. But the time has come we made a stand. I hereby announce to you...

...

All your base are belong to us. :P

*run*

Cz
08-25-2001, 02:29 PM
Eat milk!

*Grabs hose and sprays milk at cyborg newbies, causing them to retreat*

Sorry, had to do that, go Angle!

Cya

Chaos
08-25-2001, 03:19 PM
Heeheeaa! Funsies. I bow to you Raine. You didn't reveal my..*ahem* secret..
*hands over the money*

Once again, I thank you..*cryptic music*

Chaos

Kupopoi
08-25-2001, 03:29 PM
I get stabbed, trown in pit's, killed, strangled, beatenup, married and drowned more than 20 times everyday in EoFF chat... Now I finally start to understand why. xD Altough I always seem to return, hah!

Rainecloud
08-25-2001, 03:35 PM
Money can't bribe me Chaos.

I should show everyone those pictures you sent me...

More insanity coming soon...

Doofhull
08-25-2001, 03:58 PM
I don't have to worry about a thing, you realize. I'll just hole up in my Super Awesome Neato Keen Nifty Spiffy Secret Shelter™, and have Happypeepeehead as my personal protector and bodyguard! Ha!

<IMG SRC="http://villagemist.hypermart.net/hpphgrr.jpg"> <FONT SIZE="+7" COLOR="red"><B><I>"GRRRR!!"</B></I></FONT>

<I>Eeeexcellent...</I> >=]

Chaos
08-25-2001, 04:04 PM
B-but Rainey-kinns. You promised you wouldn't...you said...I t-thought you....

Ah well...if there the pics Wylls got then..meh...I gather they've been doing the rounds anywho ;) but if there the..other ones...you wouldn't dare!!!

Anyway, at least you don't know about my <i>super-dooper-mega-hunky-dory-fabtabulous-wonderfull-spiffy-evil</i> plan. I hid the evidence in a forum even you can't hack. *feels pleased*

Chaos

Rainecloud
08-25-2001, 04:10 PM
Rydia...that was unnecessary and frightening.

*Cries*

Dr. Disco
08-25-2001, 05:36 PM
My...God! Our only chance is one man. The only hope is that his mighty disco powers can topple the evil cyborgs. That man is...not me. Bye!

*Runs away screaming*

Selphie
08-25-2001, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Black Mage 121
Eat milk!

*Grabs hose and sprays milk at cyborg newbies, causing them to retreat*

Sorry, had to do that, go Angle!

Cya AHHH! *throws milk cartons at u*



btw, i watched that, it roxored!


another btw, Keep the insanity coming!

-N-
08-26-2001, 12:12 AM
Isn't Photoshop/Paint wonderful?

The Professor
08-26-2001, 12:18 AM
Hahaha! The resistance is forming! Here's our secret plan... *whispers secret plan to Magey and Kildarre*


Whatever is the secret plan? *malicious laughter*

-N-
08-26-2001, 12:40 AM
*overhears*

Oh my god! R-really? You must be insane! I'll tell, I swear!

<font size="-3">Unless of course, you have enough $$ to make me keep my mouth shut and keep me in...</font> ;)

krissy
08-26-2001, 12:43 AM
Arse. Thats' Blackmail at it's core.
Also, it seems pretty pointless to fight robots. Let's fight ducks instead.

The Professor
08-26-2001, 01:39 AM
Maybe... just maybe.... the robots are newbies who are really ducks in disguise?

*locks princeofdarknez up in a maximum-security prison*

Frihet
08-26-2001, 01:43 AM
*walks in and looks around*

Oh well, I guess everybody needs to spam sometimes.

Cyan
08-26-2001, 02:02 AM
heh u think u have me.... heh heh heh, so geuss whos on my to-kill list (not jsu tthat look at my location) i will finally reign when i get my custom rank... the end of all... the end of all....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-N-
08-26-2001, 06:29 AM
*gets out of maximum-security prison*

If you really want to know how, PM me. ;)

Stevo
08-26-2001, 08:29 AM
Interesting... Indeed Interesting...

Dew Drop
08-27-2001, 08:49 PM
<font color="pink">*Spam*
*Is still Tiffy the Newbie Slayer*
Since I'm Tiffy I think I'll go shopping whilst my vampire boyfriend kills my two bestfriends.
*Goes shopping but drags Squally along too because she forgot he's her boyfriend*
Heehee!
*Buys Squally a Gucci dress, handbag and some Parada shoes*

krissy
08-27-2001, 10:51 PM
Naturally, if you slay robot newbies, Squally is a robot newbie, and not a Vampire at all.

Dew Drop
08-28-2001, 07:26 PM
<font color="pink">Squally's not a cyborg newbie! He's been here for almost two years (or something ;) )
*Thinks Reno must be the king of the cyborg newbies coz he won best newbie even though he's not a newbie*

Maya
08-28-2001, 07:39 PM
<img src=http://angelmayakins.homestead.com/files/RinoaWings.gif><font size=2 face="Calisto MT" color="#FB69DA">Ugh...I'm confuzzled..oh! and, nice skills RaineCloud. ;)

Squally Leonharty
08-28-2001, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Aki-Ross
<font color="pink">Squally's not a cyborg newbie! He's been here for almost two years (or something ;) )
*Thinks Reno must be the king of the cyborg newbies coz he won best newbie even though he's not a newbie*

Actually, one year, Tiff. :D *patpats* ;)


Originally posted by Aki-Ross
<font color="pink">*Goes shopping but drags Squally along too because she forgot he's her boyfriend*
Heehee!
*Buys Squally a Gucci dress, handbag and some Parada shoes*[/i]

Hehe. :p If you want to play it that way. :D

*goes to buy black shoes, jeans with holes in them, a black jacket with a skull on it and Super-Ultra-Strong Gel*
*gets Tiff dressed with her new clothes*
*makes her hair spikey with the Super-Ultra-Strong Gel*

Booyaka! Now, it's payback time! :D *huggles* ;)

Dew Drop
08-28-2001, 07:55 PM
<font color="pink">*Likes her groovy threads but not the hair, covers Squally in hair gel then goes to have a shower*
:D

Squally Leonharty
08-28-2001, 07:58 PM
Look at my "Location" ;) :D

Dew Drop
08-28-2001, 08:26 PM
<font color="pink">O_o
O_o
O_o
O_o
O_o
Okay then...I don't see you anywhere Squally...
*Looks under the soap*
Cheeky little boy!
*Giggles uncontrolably*

Squally Leonharty
08-29-2001, 05:01 PM
Haha. :laugh: Looks like you've also changed your location. :D *huggles very tightly* Whee! :)

Cz
08-29-2001, 05:05 PM
*Does Psycho-like murder scene, and laughs uncontrollably*

Cya

Dew Drop
08-29-2001, 05:05 PM
<font color="pink">Yesh, I changed my location. :lovers:

Squally Leonharty
08-29-2001, 05:19 PM
Aww!

:love: Tiffy + Squally :love: = :love: Perfect Match :love:

:D

Cz
08-29-2001, 05:42 PM
The Psycho Murder scene incidently takes place in a shower...get the point?
Cya

Frihet
08-29-2001, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by Aki-Ross
<font color="pink">Squally's not a cyborg newbie! He's been here for almost two years (or something ;) )
</font>[/i]

...Err..

Kupopoi
08-29-2001, 09:22 PM
This evil newbie cyborg thing is turning into a shower party... Everybody join Tiff and Squally! *hops under shower*

Ashi
08-30-2001, 01:06 AM
<font color=FF99CC face=Tahoma>Hee hee.

Me is scawed. :greenie:

Linus
08-30-2001, 01:25 AM
Aki, not even Cid has been here for two years.

**Mega-thwack.**

krissy
08-30-2001, 01:28 AM
Heh, then I'm not too far behind everyone after all. =)
DIE! *KILLZ, N00BY STILE*

Linus
08-30-2001, 01:30 AM
In terms of years, this SITE is a newbie. The forums turn 2 on December 5th. Mark your calendars, we're going to celebrate and party hearty.

Dew Drop
08-30-2001, 01:14 PM
<font color="pink">*Gets out of the shower*
Fine then Squally's been here a year! ^_^
Anywayz....um...BYE!

bennator
09-02-2001, 06:59 AM
Yup, I'm a robot. That's me in my robot suit, up there in my avatar.

Selphie
06-22-2002, 06:12 AM
MWAHAHAHA!!! Remember this? well CloudDragon and I beleive that it can happen anytime now.......*trips*
*Goes to plan evil scheme with CloudDragon*


Just bringing back a classic thread! ^_^ Ahhhh, those were the days.^_^













*hopes this isn't spam*

Lightning_Demon
06-22-2002, 06:12 AM
Oh wait, it is spam and so is this.

Britt
06-22-2002, 06:20 AM
Uh.. yep, this is spam. Reviving old threads is *bad.*