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iamthespeakerforthedead
03-25-2006, 12:02 AM
so who thinks they have a good pick up line? well lets see it here on this thread. for ex. i wish i was cross eyed so i could see you twice.

Trumpet Thief
03-25-2006, 12:03 AM
chaos: My name is Trumpet Thief.

Rubedo: And the girl will reply: "THE Trumpet Thief? OMG, like wanna go out! :D"

GooeyToast
03-25-2006, 12:03 AM
I wish you were a door knocker, so then I could bang you all day long. ;)

Death Penalty
03-25-2006, 12:04 AM
I just got a new library card can I check you out?
Did your father steal the stars out the skys and put them in your eyes
The clothes look good on you baby, But they would look eve better on my bedroom floor

The Captain
03-25-2006, 12:04 AM
Use your legs when picking things up, never your back.

Take care all.

Levian
03-25-2006, 12:05 AM
Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.

theundeadhero
03-25-2006, 12:07 AM
Hello. Want to be my girlfriend? :ghost:

Psychotic
03-25-2006, 12:11 AM
Hey baby, I'm famous on the internet. Well, on one site. Well, half of that site, I have no business "South of the border" as we like to call it, ha ha ha! :laugh:

I get like, three a night. :cool:

Death Penalty
03-25-2006, 12:12 AM
You raped them didnt you Psychotic

Psychotic
03-25-2006, 12:16 AM
"It's not rape if you pay them!" that's what my mother always used to say.

Death Penalty
03-25-2006, 12:17 AM
How did I guess

teaandmachines
03-25-2006, 12:23 AM
If you were icecream, I'd eat you with a fork.
(I dunno...)

Rye
03-25-2006, 12:24 AM
"Hey babe, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long" is my favourite. I read it in Mr. MILF's LJ!

Death Penalty
03-25-2006, 12:24 AM
Its if you were ice cream I would lick you clean

Mo-Nercy
03-25-2006, 01:28 AM
Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" :D

*hi fives LevLev*

Miriel
03-25-2006, 01:35 AM
How you doin'? :jokey:

NeoCracker
03-25-2006, 02:19 AM
My love for you's like Diariah, I just can't hold it in.
How did you get through security, cause baby your the bomb.
You must of fallen from heavan, cause you got nice cans.
Do you use windex on your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.

Ruskies
03-25-2006, 02:23 AM
If you were a booger id pick you... :lol:

Agent Proto
03-25-2006, 02:51 AM
Hello there, wanna play?

Sing the Sorrow
03-25-2006, 04:06 AM
this is actually a pick up line my friend made up or he thinks he made up:

I wanna hit ur iceburg and go down like the titanic

I dont know if anyone has heard that one or not but i laughed the first time i heard it lol

mooglebunni608
03-25-2006, 04:12 AM
did it hurt?
when you fell from heaven
lawlz :D
and
if i could re-write the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "I" together :P
yeah.....

Markus. D
03-25-2006, 04:29 AM
you and I meeting reminds me of a movie, wanna go to lunch?

escobert
03-25-2006, 04:51 AM
Got any Bert in you? Want some?

fantasyjunkie
03-25-2006, 07:14 AM
I know you must be tired, because you have been running through my mind ALL night!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

GhandiOwnsYou
03-25-2006, 07:41 AM
"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."

Fregging Ingenious.

This one, applied correctly, may actually have a prayer on the "laugh and talk" angle

What's your name? That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? (What?) It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." (What's thump?) You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me.

friedpork
03-25-2006, 07:56 AM
You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you
If you were a burger, you would be called Mcgorgeous

Death Penalty
03-25-2006, 08:18 AM
Baby you like what you see cus I like waht i see on my bedrooom floor

Strider
03-25-2006, 10:07 AM
You must drink a lot of milk, because you look like you do a body good.

Your name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Your name must be Gillette, because you look like the best a man can get.

VorpalCyberWolf
03-25-2006, 01:14 PM
"It's not rape if you pay them!" that's what my mother always used to say.

I thought it went "It's not rape if you yell suprise!" then the other rule is "Dead girls can't say no!" I know I know, Im horrible.

I've always been partial to "Nice shoes, wanna fuck" Myself.

Giga Guess
03-25-2006, 04:07 PM
Use your legs when picking things up, never your back.

Take care all.


OHEMGEE! Cap'n's a perv!

iamthespeakerforthedead
03-25-2006, 05:01 PM
girl, you smell like fritos thats why im giving you this hungy stare
stop drop and roll baby cause you on fire
i bet your magicaly delicous like a bowl of lucky charms
your so hot your gonna melt
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again
i wanna be your krakatoa let my lava flow all over you
your absolutely pefect dont speak you might spoil it
your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet
i wana be your love torpedo
you must be jamacan cause your jamacan me crazy
i bet your outfit makes a lot of noise at dinner
id like to take you home right now so you can meet my mom

NeoCracker
03-25-2006, 06:22 PM
You've ehard I wanna be your lover by wierd al, havn't you?

iamthespeakerforthedead
03-25-2006, 06:37 PM
yes i own it

mooglebunni608
03-25-2006, 07:09 PM
I've lost my number, can I have yours?
Those pants look becoming on you, and if I was on you I'd be coming, too

Momiji
03-25-2006, 08:11 PM
You've ehard I wanna be your lover by weird al, havn't you?

Yeah, I own it too. The thing is, most of the pickup lines in this thread are from that song....with an exception of some.

Here's one, courtesy of Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day--
"Approach someone you've never seen before and say,"Hi! Wanna have sex and get married? *pause* Sorry."

Lost Number
03-25-2006, 08:17 PM
I've lost my number, can I have yours?
Damn I gotta memorize that.

War Angel
03-25-2006, 08:22 PM
"Hey there. It is clear you want the [-rude substitute word for 'penis' that I would get banned for posting here, and rightly so!-], so let us make arrangements!"

(while she's talking, eating or drinking) "I could show you a much better use for that mouth of yours."

"How about I give you something other than my autograph?"

McLovin'
03-25-2006, 08:56 PM
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. (i like this one)

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

Jess
03-25-2006, 10:39 PM
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

Gosh! :grinpink:

Bowser
03-25-2006, 10:44 PM
People tell me I could be a carpenter, because I really know how to screw.
I ain't Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

Trumpet Thief
03-25-2006, 10:46 PM
Albedo: "Hey little girl, want some candy?" or "Miss, do you know where Main Street is?". *laughs maniacally*

Trowa: Ugh...

Mittopotahis
03-25-2006, 11:31 PM
I'm just gonna throw something out there, you can either take it and run, or throw it right back at me....I wanna be on you....I mean....I wanna be on you!
Good ol' Anchorman.


Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Ew....I just got it.....

VorpalCyberWolf
03-26-2006, 12:42 AM
"Quit undressing me with your eyes! Ermm... I mean..."

Anaisa
03-26-2006, 01:21 AM
Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.
That reminds me, you sent me a PM an asked me if I could smell chloroform! Anyway, I don't need pick up lines. When your as irresistible as me, you don't need to give people any encouragement.

Death Penalty
03-26-2006, 01:23 AM
Hey baby Im hot your hot. If we wnated we could make it as hot as July

SoulTaker*
03-26-2006, 01:25 AM
Your pops must have played the trumpet, because your makin me horny:meditate:

Death Penalty
03-26-2006, 01:26 AM
Your so fly I need a net to cathc you

Anaisa
03-26-2006, 01:47 AM
Your so fly I need a net to cathc you
Who the hell catches flys with nets?!

Death Penalty
03-26-2006, 01:50 AM
Butterfly net

RSL
03-26-2006, 01:52 AM
Your so fly I need a net to cathc you
Who the hell catches flys with nets?!
Oh I was about to use that pick up line on you too, good thing I didn't!

Anaisa
03-26-2006, 11:56 AM
Butterfly net
Then that would be: "Your so Butterfly, I need a net to catch you....."
Oh I was about to use that pick up line on you too, good thing I didn't! You'll have to think of another one now.

friedpork
03-27-2006, 07:16 AM
-Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
-If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
-If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
-Congratulations! you've been voted "most beautiful girl in this room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Vyk
03-27-2006, 07:49 AM
Your dad must be a baker, 'cause you got nice buns

I think heaven's missing an angel

My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it

fantasyjunkie
03-27-2006, 08:43 AM
I think heaven's missing an angel
Nice one! :beer:

SammieBabe
03-27-2006, 12:41 PM
What's really bad is that I've heard people try and actually use these....

Giga Guess
03-27-2006, 01:19 PM
It truly is a sad thing, isn't it Sammie?

Leucant
03-27-2006, 01:34 PM
hey baby uhm check this out, why don't you come back to my place and i'll show you why my last girlfriend didn't charge me rent...

lol i got that from Wild and Out or ehrm no i mean I came up with it *cough cough*

amratis
03-27-2006, 02:16 PM
What's really bad is that I've heard people try and actually use these....

iamthespeakerforthedead
03-27-2006, 09:03 PM
if you actually use a line from here, you deserve to be single.

~SapphireStar~
03-27-2006, 09:15 PM
"My favourite number is 6 ... please tell me yours is 9 ..."
SMACK! Creepy :( I hate scary chatup lines.

fantasyjunkie
03-27-2006, 09:31 PM
People actually use these lines? dayyyymn, that is sad! :eek:

Death Penalty
03-27-2006, 10:06 PM
I don't want to know your name, I just want to bang bang bang.

rubah
03-27-2006, 10:11 PM
"wanna go halvsies on [a ciddie]?"

nik0tine
03-27-2006, 10:16 PM
Hey baby, can I fly my plane into your twin towers?

Rocket Edge
03-27-2006, 10:23 PM
my personal favourite:
Baby did you fart? Cos you blow me away!

~SapphireStar~
03-27-2006, 11:09 PM
"Can I climb up your hair and kiss your lips? Both sets of lips of course!"
WHERES MY HAND GENENADE?!

Shoden
03-28-2006, 12:24 AM
I'm a dentist, keep still while I drill.

Giga Guess
03-28-2006, 01:08 AM
We need a judges panel for these.

"Dreadful. Simply awful!"

Vincent, Thunder God
03-28-2006, 02:36 AM
Pick up line: "Your face, your ass, what is the difference?"




































Joking!

rubah
03-28-2006, 03:43 AM
We need a judges panel for these.

"Dreadful. Simply awful!"
At least the one I shared works!