What if...

[Shoden]

We have all asked stupid and pointless questions with "what if" in them such as "what if I had a life" and "what if I don't see this thread and miss out on a cool, cool time of my life"
Well thanks to this stolen machine I got it can answer these questions.


Basically post your random "What if" questions, they maybe answered, they maybe not, if you want a definate answer use ze almighty magic 8 ball, yes I was bored like hell when I made this thread and I'll do it again!

[lovehurts]

what machine ?Ou can answer my questions?

[Shoden]

The machine is a figment of your deranged and funky imagination, ask.

[lovehurts]

aye what do I have to loose. FIne.

What do I need most in my life right now?

[Shoden]

Machine: Do you actually have a life?

Well it's true, this is EoFF where dream and fantasy are reality and no one in the world can take it away from you, except the Cid Knights, they eat your brains bit by bit.

[lovehurts]

I realy don't have much of a life no.....so it's sort of has a good point.

[lovehurts]

Or you do atleast....

I probably look silly for giving into this thread...

In order to have a life what should I do more or less of?

[Psychotic]

What if Bladen and lovehurts were eaten by a rather large and rather ferocious dinosaur?

[Shoden]

Machine: All existence would end as we know it, for that to have happened then a few rabid fanboys of Jurassic Park revived a Dinosaur or the whole Space-time continuim has collapsed, either way you get to see a cool murder and an oppurtunity for a cruft winning pet.
Someone take over the machine while I snooze, Psy you do it.

[Vincent Valentine]

Why if Cid had never created EoFF in the first place?

I'm betting it's going to give out a rather retarded answer... :eep:

[Shoden]

(last one)

Machine: We'd all be screwed and the universe would cease to exist any longer because the EoFFers would of killed it.

[Venom]

What if Dio used Krank amps?

[Vincent Valentine]

(last one)

Machine: We'd all be screwed and the universe would cease to exist any longer because the EoFFers would of killed it.
You know what scary? That's probably true... :sweat:

[Vyk]

What if most women weren't shallow and retarded and actually appreciated decent nice guys? :D

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Why if Cid had never created EoFF in the first place?

I'm betting it's going to give out a rather retarded answer... :eep:

Then the universe would self-implode.

[cloud_doll]

What if most women weren't shallow and retarded and actually appreciated decent nice guys? :D
What if there were actually decent nice guys?

[Vyk]

There are :D You're probably just not attracted to them. Which presents the problem

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: What would EOFF be without me? :)

Trowa: *sits and stares and sits and stares*

[Shoden]

Machine: You people seriously eant the universe to implode and screw yourselves 500 times over, I cannot believe I was Stolen just for this!


Ignore him people, he speaks lies when not answering a question.

[Gh["]sT]

hard qu for your computer here why are me and old manus not cid's knight already:D

[bipper]

What if most women weren't shallow and retarded and actually appreciated decent nice guys? :D

you would have a chance??

You do anywasy, buck up man *smacK*

[Shoden]

Machine: Because the current CK's fear you and if you become CKs EoFF will die!

[Gh["]sT]

yea true we would have everyone as slaves lol:D

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

What is we all had tails? *randomneeesssss!!!*

[Shoden]

We'd be tree people with no lives.

[Vyk]

What if most women weren't shallow and retarded and actually appreciated decent nice guys? :D

you would have a chance??

You do anywasy, buck up man *smacK*
Thanks Bip :D I need a slap of reality now and again

[Lychon]

What if the Hulk could ever actually put up a good fight to the almighty JUGGERNAUT?

-LYCHON

[bipper]

What if the Hulk could ever actually put up a good fight to the almighty JUGGERNAUT?

CHEERS! :love:

It looks like this - juggs (:cool: ) vs (:greenie: )

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Last night, while I lay thinking here,
some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
and pranced and partied all night long
and sang their same old Whatif song:
Whatif I'm dumb in school?
Whatif they've closed the swimming pool?
Whatif I get beat up?
Whatif there's poison in my cup?
Whatif I start to cry?
Whatif I get sick and die?
Whatif I flunk that test?
Whatif green hair grows on my chest?
Whatif nobody likes me?
Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?
Whatif I don't grow talle?
Whatif my head starts getting smaller?
Whatif the fish won't bite?
Whatif the wind tears up my kite?
Whatif they start a war?
Whatif my parents get divorced?
Whatif the bus is late?
Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight?
Whatif I tear my pants?
Whatif I never learn to dance?
Everything seems well, and then
the nighttime Whatifs strike again!

-Shel Silverstein