Okay, guys, really.

[Loony BoB]

It's been so long since you had some kind of uprising and I'm getting bored, dammit. Why aren't you guys freaking out about anything? Post your thoughts on why this place needs a revolution and how you should go about it.

I think this place needs a revolution purely because I'm bored. Of course, I can't go about it, because I'm one of the people you'd be revolting against.

How would you kick Staff butt?

[Ki Ki]

But I love you guys ... :(

[Loony BoB]

Well I don't love you, so there you go, now you don't have that excuse.

[Mo-Nercy]

But I like being oppressed. :(

Each passing day I remain an active member here my erotic fantasies of submission are fulfilled.

...ahhhh.

[Shoden]

BOUT TIME!

I'd just blow everything up and shoot you in the ass BoB.

[Ki Ki]

Well I will just go crawl into a hole and die now.

[Psychotic]

I'm always insulting you freaks and exposing you for the no-goodniks that you truly are. What more do you want from me? Death threats? I can do death threats.

Ahem. Loony BoB, I hereby threaten you with death. You soc wanker.

There ya go, little buddy. :)

[Loony BoB]

No, Ki Ki! Fight back! You shouldn't stand for this!

EDIT: Psy, you got soft a long time ago. :(

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: We sorta don't wanna get banned. Besides, you guys are cool =D

Rubedo: *undercover*

[DK]

I was considering it during the Elections, but then I just posted 7 threads instead.

[Ki Ki]

Oh, but I'm sitting, Bob! :laugh:

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Remove my title or something. I will be sure to be pissed. =D

[Despotus]

I'm a mean, mean, bastard. I warned Rubah about a double post the other night! I mean, come on... if that ain't rebellion, what is?

I know I would definitely bring back the Headbanger smilie if I were the Top Dog here!!!!:mad:

[Psychotic]

EDIT: Psy, you got soft a long time ago. :(Okay, okay, new angle. Big letters. Big letters and bold.

STAFF ARE SCOUNDRELS! AND THEY ARE AFFECTIONATE WITH SHAGGY GOATS!

See? I'm still a modern day Ché Guantanamo.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Perhaps if we start some "_____ for administrator" thing, and they shut it down, we could muster up enough anger to spam EOFF to Hell.

Albedo: It's brilliant.

[Psychotic]

Maybe they should ban people who refer to EoFF as EOFF. RIP Trumpet Thief and theundeadhero.

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: For administrator... erm, who's a careless, immature newbie? :)

chaos: I'll miss you guys... :( EOFF! EOFF! EOFF! EOFF!

[Markus. D]

how about a filter that filterns every word with smurf.

example: Going = Smurf, Helloooooooo = Smuuuuuuuuurf (sp?)

ummm, yeah.

[Chris]

The Staff should dress up like Grace Jones, and march down to the south. WATCH OUT KKKKKK! kthxbai.

[Shoden]

EoFF staff are too lazy and power abusive they break their own rules to beat us!
That's why we should try another banfest!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Aah... I think I know what's going on now. :) *secret*

Rubedo: Hey, Bladen, do you want to become administrator?

[Shoden]

If it involves senseless violence, porn, bananas and killing the CKs then yes, yes I do.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Naw, I can't do it. We need somebody big and strong, like Psychotic. :D

[Lost Number]

Rubedo: For administrator... erm, who's a careless, immature newbie? :)
I will accept the role gladly.

[Jess]

How would you kick Staff butt?
I'd tickle you all. :<3:

I'm so harsh, I know. xD

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Great! Now just up your abnoxious and annoying levels, and we'll be sure to figure out something.

chaos: REVOLUTION! REVOLUTION! :D

[VorpalCyberWolf]

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.”
Thomas Jefferson

"A Little Rebellion now and then is a good thing."
Thomas Jefferson

*Raids BoB's cookie jar* MUHAHAHAHAHA I have defiled the holy stash! *Runs away*

[Lost Number]

Rubedo: Great! Now just up your abnoxious and annoying levels, and we'll be sure to figure out something.

chaos: REVOLUTION! REVOLUTION! :D
I can do abnoxious and annoying fine. Ask Psy.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Yes, I know, but now start posting like it!

Rubedo: Don't spam though.... yet... :shifty:

[Lost Number]

chaos: Yes, I know, but now start posting like it!

Rubedo: Don't spam though.... yet... :shifty:
Thats the hard bit. I think I can risk another EoEO ban...

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Just don't go to EOEO. Now, we should stop talking, and wait for somebody else to post. :)

Rubedo: Gah, dammit, Rubedo, stop following the rules!

Albedo: Yeah. :mad2:

chaos: Guys, we'll rebel later, wait!

Rubedo: We'd better. :mad:

Trowa: Eh... Meh.

[Meat Puppet]

Didn't one of you people say I'm on my last warning?

[Lost Number]

We cant have divisions within our own people Trumpet Thief! Get all of yourself together!

[Anaisa]

By asking for a rebellion, if one was started it wouldn't be a rebellion, because you'd asked for it. So it wouldn't be at all rebellious. So now being unrevolutionary is actually being revolutionary. Which now means you have your revolution.

[Trumpet Thief]

By asking for a rebellion, if one was started it wouldn't be a rebellion, because you'd asked for it. So it wouldn't be at all rebellious. So now being unrevolutionary is actually being revolutionary. Which now means you have your revolution.

chaos: Yeah... but... but we're supposed to hate the Cid's Knights! They are like Shinra! *Tribute to kirk81* :rock:

[Lost Number]

The nature of authority is to be hated. It is a meme that has worked its way inexorably into our society.

[Chris]

I think this is a case for: Grumpy McGrump. Don't ya' think so? :(

[Trumpet Thief]

I think this is a case for: Grumpy McGrump. Don't ya' think so? :(

chaos: Grumpy got shot and killed... by the Cid's Knights! Grrr, I think it is time for a rebellion! :mad2:

Albedo: Yes! *laughs maniacally*

Trowa: What's the big deal?

[Chris]

But he was so mean. ><

:D

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Well, we can't do anything! The blasted Cid's Knights will ruin our fun.

Rubedo: :(

[Lost Number]

I will be willing to be martyr for the cause.
In memory of 10 martyrs, 25 years ago.

[Anaisa]

By asking for a rebellion, if one was started it wouldn't be a rebellion, because you'd asked for it. So it wouldn't be at all rebellious. So now being unrevolutionary is actually being revolutionary. Which now means you have your revolution.

chaos: Yeah... but... but we're supposed to hate the Cid's Knights! They are like Shinra! *Tribute to kirk81* :rock:
Exactly. Which is why we should do what I suggested. Nobody likes a contradiction of terms.

[Madonna]

I'm in the middle of preparing something, BoB; you needn't worry about the quiet much longer.

[Lost Number]

He has GENIUS in his name! Believe him!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: So what you're saying is... to be a revolutionary rebellion, we just continue what we're dong now? :D

[Agent Proto]

Bring back Proto to staff!

[Zeldy]

but.. but.. I like the Staff :(

[The Devourer Of Worlds]

Seriously, if you want me to start some /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif here I'd be all for that.

[Tasura]

A little chaos in the morning is always fun.

[Psychotic]

Bring back Proto to staff!Yes please, then I wouldn't feel bad for making fun of you.

Good work gang, there's nothing the staff hate more than a low quality spam thread. Trust me, I know from experience.

[Loony BoB]

This thread has a topic. :(

[Shoden]

Does it? Oh I thought one of the most responsible and rule abiding members of the forum made a crappy spam thread, I guess not, I guess aint got it in ya to post or create spam. That's why you must die, for the sake of Spam!

[Raistlin]

Hmm...

Maybe I should start a rebellion... Nah. I don't have Bleys, my second-in-command. :(

But don't worry. Lynx and I are cooking something up.

[Anaisa]

chaos: So what you're saying is... to be a revolutionary rebellion, we just continue what we're dong now? :D
Correct.

[Psychotic]

Be careful what you wish for, BoBBy Zamora.

[Shoden]

heh, I reckon we should convert BoB to the dark side of the force of EoFF, he could be a mole or slave to get info from his fellow staffers and if they find out *bam* *ban*.

[Psychotic]

Or we could just post about nothing in particular, because this thread gives us license to do so. Not that the snot-headed Cid's Knight (yes, I am referring to one in particular) would understand that.

[Shoden]

Either way we can still have fun.

[Shoeberto]

:mad2:

[Psychotic]

Get out of here, St. Hsu. No-one likes your sounds.

[Shoden]

oooh, nasty. The CKs are only polluted pawns of the ultimate evil, the admins, but the revolution shall be against all staff so make way Hsu, you're going to be blown to bits!!!!!!!!

[Old Manus]

This wouldn't be at all as funny if it was anyone but a staff member making this

How would I kick staff butt? I dunno, shoot them or something.

[Strider]

I refuse to celebrate Dodecahedron Day! :D?

[crazybayman]

OMG guys I found a way to revive Aeris!

[lovehurts]

<!--F.UCK THE POLICE!-->

Do NOT go around the swear filter. That word is filtered for a specific reason, what makes you think that it is OK to use it like that?

~Void

[Ultima Shadow]

This thread bores me! :(

[The Captain]

Is this instead of another April Fool's joke?

Take care all.

[Lost Number]

Everyone sing revolutionary songs!

EoFF, long a EZBoard, be a FORUM ONCE AGAIN!

OK, everyone else try, I am musically blind.

[Miriel]

Pot. Kettle. Black!

You staff people persons haven't done anything we commoners have true reason to revolt over. Lazy bums. Instead of demanding that we revolt over silly nonsense, you should give us something that will seriously twist our panties. But nooooo, you want us to do all the work. Well it doesn't work like that. How about you start banning people based on the fact that they're not a U.S. citizen? That'll get people up in arms. And then we can all hold hands and start protesting on the streets of EoFF and eventually make our way to the freeways causing massive traffic jams and the like.

Also, I love Del Murder. But I am not opposed to rebelling against him for saying that my cake wasn't fluffy enough and my brownies tasted funny.

[Loony BoB]

Pot. Kettle. Black!

You staff people persons haven't done anything we commoners have true reason to revolt over. Lazy bums. Instead of demanding that we revolt over silly nonsense, you should give us something that will seriously twist our panties. But nooooo, you want us to do all the work. Well it doesn't work like that. How about you start banning people based on the fact that they're not a U.S. citizen? That'll get people up in arms. And then we can all hold hands and start protesting on the streets of EoFF and eventually make our way to the freeways causing massive traffic jams and the like.

Also, I love Del Murder. But I am not opposed to rebelling against him for saying that my cake wasn't fluffy enough and my brownies tasted funny.
God, you guys always make us do the work. Can't you rebel over us not doing any work this time around? I'm not banning anyone for that reason, because it doesn't make sense - I'm not a US citizen either.

[The Captain]

Can I revolt against the idea of having a revolution?

Take care all.

[Miriel]

God, you guys always make us do the work. Can't you rebel over us not doing any work this time around? I'm not banning anyone for that reason, because it doesn't make sense - I'm not a US citizen either.
Fine.

Everyone wear this avatar http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/v.jpg and we'll all go blow something up while the 1812 Overture plays in the background.

[escobert]

I need to be made a CK. THE END.

[Resha]

Oh gosh. You guys must be really bored. :(

You really shouldn't have banned crashNUMBERS.

[Meat Puppet]

Yeah, they should.

[Resha]

No, they shouldn't have.

[Tasura]

Yes they should have. Also *echoes Bert's statement for the fun of it*

[Raistlin]

No, they really shouldn't have banned Cloud No.9 and The Redneck.

[theundeadhero]

You could receed your awful opinion that colored custom titles are a status sign, and hand some out to some members who generaly don't have the status to wear them.

[-N-]

They also shouldn't have banned PiP.

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Also, EOFF hasn't been that "great" as it once was, so I'll blame it on the CK's as well! Man, now I really hate them!

[rubah]

The first step I would take in kicking staff butt would to be to don that "special" black leather outfit I keep in the back of my closet for "special" occasions.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Finally, when a Revolution does come, with "Unban Doomgaze", it gets locked. I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT YOU WANTED LOONY! WASN'T IT?!

Albedo: *laughs maniacally*

[Raistlin]

Well, Lynx and I <i>tried</i> to start something, but it was shot down right away. >=o

MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, YOU DUMB STAFFERS.

[Tavrobel]

They also shouldn't have banned PiP.

[escobert]

Please don't unban doomgaze. That was the best thing the staff has ever done.

[Trumpet Thief]

Albedo: Darn that kikimm! First edit our signature because of a blasted quote. And since when did C I D become a swear?

chaos: The staffers will pay! :mad2:

[Raistlin]

TT: join the Unban Doomy campaign to get back at those staffers!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Gladly! Say, since when was Staff a swear word in the Custom Titles? It must be that blasted kikimm! :mad2:

Trowa: I never even liked her!

chaos: *proceeds to doomgaze up his signature*

[Clouded Sky]

We must overthrow them all!

[Psychotic]

Behold the Void stinks!

[Shoeberto]

The first step I would take in kicking staff butt would to be to don that "special" black leather outfit I keep in the back of my closet for "special" occasions.
:o

[theundeadhero]

Yeah, the EOFF (O psy, O O O ) CD is forgotten anyway.

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/eyesonmoderation.mp3">Eyes on Moderation</a>

Yeah, I suck, but not as much as the staff!

[Trumpet Thief]

Yeah, the EOFF (O psy, O O O ) CD is forgotten anyway.

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/eyesonmoderation.mp3">Eyes on Moderation</a>

Yeah, I suck, but not as much as the staff!

chaos: Aww, undead, you don't suck at all. Those blasted Staff gave you that title. I'll hunt them down! :mad2:

[Clouded Sky]

Hunt them with a bow? Or a boomerang?

[Miriel]

Yeah, the EOFF (O psy, O O O ) CD is forgotten anyway.

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/eyesonmoderation.mp3">Eyes on Moderation</a>

Yeah, I suck, but not as much as the staff!
Dude. Way too much time on your hands. :p

[theundeadhero]

I was in Iraq. Time was all I had :p

[Markus. D]

I would get a gun and shoot it at BoB and watch him do Bullet time.

[Clouded Sky]

BoB can't do bullet time.

Why? Because he sucks.

Everyone knows that.

[-N-]

Okay, buildup's over, staffers. What do you have planned for April 1st. :rolleyes2

[Despotus]

Please tell us its a mass suicide. Oh please oh please!

[lovehurts]

POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!

[Zeromus_X]

theundeadhero's sig is one of the best sets ever. Serious :cat:

[lovehurts]

theundeadhero's sig is one of the best sets ever. Serious :cat:
That is nice isnt it.:D

[Rengori]

How would you kick Staff butt?
Kill Leeza by stabbing his/her brain and use him/her as a human sheild while I close in and take out the rest of you. BoB is an exception, I'd only severly wound him and then dump him in a tank full of robotic sharks.

[Despotus]

POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!POST NAUGHTY PICTURES!!!!!
How's this:
21115

[-N-]

How would you kick Staff butt?
Kill Leeza by stabbing his/her brain and use him/her as a human sheild while I close in and take out the rest of you. BoB is an exception, I'd only severly wound him and then dump him in a tank full of robotic sharks.That's not very nice. Leeza has feelings, you know.
You should do that to BoB though. BoB has no feelings.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: It doesn't matter who has feelings. They all must burn! :mad2:

[lovehurts]

......

[Rengori]

How would you kick Staff butt?
Kill Leeza by stabbing his/her brain and use him/her as a human sheild while I close in and take out the rest of you. BoB is an exception, I'd only severly wound him and then dump him in a tank full of robotic sharks.That's not very nice. Leeza has feelings, you know.
You should do that to BoB though. BoB has no feelings.
I never liked Leeza that much. But Hsu could make a nice substitute for the human shield.

[Zeromus_X]

No! Not Leeza!! You can't hurt someone who likes kitties!!! :cat:

Indifferent to BoB though. He has that cool Chocobo avatar though...:cat:

[Rengori]

He has that cool Chocobo avatar though...
Chocobos have no meaning unless they are obese. Or Gold.

[lovehurts]

He has that cool Chocobo avatar though...
Chocobos have no meaning unless they are obese. Or Gold.

I disagree. Strongly.:mad:
They have feelings too.

[Agent Proto]

Oh come on, you've got to try chocobo meat. It's delicious!

[Zeromus_X]

Well, I liked it because it was the groovy FFT Chocobo. Just look at him. He defines 'cool'. He can start up a jukebox by hitting it. Well, something to that degree. :cat:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar22_7.gif

:choc2:

[lovehurts]

All chocobos go to heaven.

[KH-Cloudy]

Lets get Leeza for this :P

[Rase]

This revolution is positively revolting.

[Sephex]

You guys want to see some ****? Make edczxcvbnm a moderator.

[Despotus]

This revolution is positively revolting.
Agreed, we need more chaos and anarchy!! Anybody got more dirty pictures of BoB? :jokey:

[yingyang]

You say you wanted evolution
The ape was a great big hit
You say you want a revolution, man
And I say that you're full of /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif.
- Marilyn Manson

Hey! Marilyn said it... not me!

I COULD TAKE YOU ALL!... *stands to full five foot two self*

werd

[Dignified Pauper]

this thread is spam. BoB, you're an admin here... You should know better. *tisk tisk tisk*

[Strider]

Okay, now I refuse to recognize... er, Hargrove and Foxboro Day! I don't even know what those are!

[-N-]

Way to be a day behind :p

[NeoCracker]

Destroy all the knights! Eliminate Bob and put Raistlin in the head seat! REvolution! Unban Crash!

[Dignified Pauper]

UNBAN PiP, Crash, Linus, and Baloki!

[Psychotic]

And Peter and HOOTERS and ff babe and Kathryn and kirk81 and Triple T!

[Giga Guess]

And....and.....yeah, I got nothin'

[Loony BoB]

What about Sugpo, Sugpo2, Sugpo3, Sugpo4 and Crunchy Beverage?

[nik0tine]

This place needs a revolution because Leeza is a CENSOR!

[Psychotic]

What about Sugpo, Sugpo2, Sugpo3, Sugpo4 and Crunchy Beverage?No, we don't like your scummy boyfriends, you big fat porky fatty! :irked:

[Clouded Sky]

You want revolution, eh?

Fine, I'll stop secretly dating Psy. That oughta rock this place to its' very foundation.

[Iceglow]

ohh rebellion well firstly i would hi-jack the irc room forcing you to make a new one *evil grin* then I would become moderator here and start editing your (staff) posts so that they say something silly all the time and then when they start being really mad I'd steal loony bobs password and remove all their access rights thus becomming the sole staff member of EoFF then i would promote some of the crazier members to staff like psy and make baloki an admin he might actually come back then....

[Loony BoB]

ohh rebellion well firstly i would hi-jack the irc room
Meanwhile, in IRC...

* Unable to connect to server (Connection timed out)
-
* Connect retry #161 irc.eyesonff.com (6667)

:shifty:

[Iceglow]

geez and i havent even started yet :D


Seriously psy stop stealing my ideas

[Shaun]

This place is one of the best communities I've been to. ;)

Of course it could be improved, but heh...

EDIT: #EoFF isn't working for me, either.

[Psychotic]

HAHAHAHAHA SUCKERS! I H4X3D J00 P|_|NY CH4TR00|\/|! B0W |)0\/\/|\| 83F0|23 L0R|D P$YCH071C!

[Old Manus]

LOL

[Iceglow]

seriously ruined the whole style by writing in l337 speak there but damn my skills in reading it havent dropped even a tiny bit i still read it quicker than english, man there must be something wrong with me....

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Give us back HOORJ! :mad2:

chaos: *laughs like a chipmunk*

[Raistlin]

No no no, the Unban Doomy campaign does not support the unbanning of anyone else. Except HOOTERS. And maybe Baloki, if BoB joins in.

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Fine. Doomgaze and HOOTERS will do nicely. :)

Albedo: Now give them back! :mad2:

[Shoden]

The bans of those fine soldiers of the net was quite shítethey indeed ow give them back or be eaten alive! *gets fork*

[darkys]

boy ur too self fool u always get angry about something.....only piece solves everything so make war to have piece hahahaha die fools die die die die die die die die die die i said die goddamit yes u the 1 who is reading my ancencored,ordering,freaking,delicius,mathimatical,iritating message:P

ps:keep dencing baby :choc2:

[Shoden]

wtf?

[boris no no]

*flashes BooBies*

and that is all

[Iceglow]

*flashes BooBies*

and that is all

If thats your rebellion then can i say it might just work atleast on the guys working on here, how about we team up...you flash loony BoB and get his password and I'll get hi-jacking the irc room and removing acess rights for staff asap :D but ssshhhh dont tell BoB thats your plan otherwise he might somehow manage to make himself immune to your BooBs possibly by cloning you, you havent sent him hair have you?

[Lost Number]

Bwahahahahah! El Lost Nombre shall be your downfall! (#eoff people will know what im talking bout). When Cks hear a sound in the shadows, it will be I, El Lost Nombre! ELN is too long to carve with arapier but I will think of something!

[Rengori]

This place needs a revolution because Leeza is a CENSOR!
High five!

[Hawkeye]

I just noticed this thread.

[Rengori]

I just noticed this thread.
Good job Hawkeye!

[theundeadhero]

HOOTERS has been banned for nearly two years anyway. Soon he can request an unbanning.

[Raistlin]

I just noticed this thread.
Good job Hawkeye!
He's just being retarded.

[Shoden]

These evil mods killed #eoff ! REVENGE!

[Despotus]

Let's bring back EotW and the headbanger smilie while we're at it! Screw the facists that think they run this place!


*Man this thread feels soooo good*