Brian The Pink Shark
03-28-2006, 06:11 PM
Have you ever made a typo thats waaaay out of proportion?
<</>Brian_The_Pink_Shark> oops i just realised that, sprry Shauna
<</>MidnightToker> Ahhhhh, this reminds me of the great mountain sprry, and the journey of Jebus and teh argonaut's yourney to find the holy Garil
<</>Brian_The_Pink_Shark> PiP
<</>Brian_The_Pink_Shark> must you make up history lessons out of all of my tpyo
<</>Shauna> yes :D
<</>Brian_The_Pink_Shark> typo*
<</>Shauna> he must
<</>MidnightToker> Atop the great mountain, Jebus was given the staff of tpyo by Shauna, the holy goddess of exDee
<</>MidnightToker> There, he was told to gather a group and sail off to unknown lands to find the holy garil
* Shauna Holy Goddess B)
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus decided they would be called the argonauts, and they sailed off to the east to find the garil
<</>MidnightToker> They sailed for days and days
<</>MidnightToker> Until the heavens opened, and a great storm formed
<</>MidnightToker> Here the great face of o_O told them that they were actually sailing west
<</>MidnightToker> But, that they were still on the right track
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus was concerned, because of fear that they might reach the edge of the world
<</>MidnightToker> But, with his staff of tpyo he knew that he would make it through.
<</>Sir_Brian_The_Pink_Shark> PiP you have somre imagination
<</>MidnightToker> On the 40th day, they reached land, Jebus had given up internet for these forty days
<</>MidnightToker> This still carries on in christian tradition to this day.
<</>MidnightToker> Lent, is still practised in many parts of the world.
<</>MidnightToker> Now, as they reached the land, that Jebus would dub somre
<</>MidnightToker> They were met with a primitive people
<</>MidnightToker> Known only as Final Fantasy Shriners
<</>MidnightToker> These crude and unintelligent people tried to attack Jebus and the Argonauts, but with the staff of tpyo they managed to stave off the Shriners
<</>MidnightToker> As they kept on their journey, on foot
<</>MidnightToker> They saw another great mountain in the distance
<</>MidnightToker> Shauna had told Jebus about this mountain, and he was to climb it and return with her biddings.
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus did so, leaving the argonauts behind
<</>MidnightToker> On the third day, Jebus returned with a piece of paper
<</>MidnightToker> here he had written down what was engraved onto two heavy stone tablets, because he was too weak to carry them down
<</>MidnightToker> When Jebus read these 10 commandments to the argonauts, they knew that they could not contiunue without interpreting them wrongly.
<</>MidnightToker> Thus religion was created, but that's another story
<</>MidnightToker> Now, The 11th commandment gave Jebus a hint at where the grial was
<</>MidnightToker> Also, where the holy garil was
<</>MidnightToker> They needed to continue north, to the land of ice and snow.
<</>MidnightToker> There they would find the shrine of bonham
<</>MidnightToker> Where the garil was supposedly located.
<</>MidnightToker> Unfortunately
<</>MidnightToker> In their path the great beast of Pascal stood in their way.
<</>MidnightToker> He challenged Jebus to a game of FFVII-FFX trivia
<</>MidnightToker> A game that Jebus had to win to continue.
<</>Sir_Brian_The_Pink_Shark> Im nver gonna be able to make typos in chat again after this
<</>MidnightToker> Now, Jebus had one trick up his sleeve
<</>MidnightToker> The argonauts arranged for him to get the knowledge of nver the only true final fantasy god.
<</>MidnightToker> Despite this overwhelming advantage
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus only won because he did this
<</>MidnightToker> " * Jebus sets mode +b on *!*@eyesonff-A2B61D5D.upc-c.chello.nl"
<</>MidnightToker> He was then able to continue to The Shrine of bonham to fulfill Shauna's wishes
<</>MidnightToker> There at the shrine of Bonham Jebus was one challenge away from getting the holy garil
<</>MidnightToker> He needed to play a spotless version of Moby Dick with a Ludwig drum kit
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus knew he would never be able to do this.
<</>MidnightToker> Without some special assistance from whoever he may find.
* Joins: Strider (~StriderXX@eyesonff-6CB4256A.dsl.frs2ca.pacbell.net)
<</>Strider> What up, party people
<</>MidnightToker> He found Strider
<</>MidnightToker> Now, spending three weeks with Strider to learn the rhythm of the world, Jebus was almost ready to face the final challenge.
<</>MidnightToker> All he needed was one more thing.
<</>MidnightToker> A joint.
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus travelled to the old warn out ghetto cave of Bert.
<</>MidnightToker> There he did achieve his goal of obtaining a joint, but unfortunately he lost two years of his life.
<</>MidnightToker> Never did he know, nor did he remember why.
<</>MidnightToker> Now, weary and wishing to go home Jebus ventured to the Bonham shrine for the last time
<</>MidnightToker> The half time air was sweet perfume
<</>MidnightToker> and as the seargent played his marching tune
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus started his version of moby dick.
<</>MidnightToker> For it to be accepted
<</>MidnightToker> He needed to keep it going, with rhytm for 15 minutes
<</>MidnightToker> Fourteen minutes into it, Jebus almost lost track
<</>MidnightToker> He was messaged by Ryan
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus managed to ignore Ryan for long enough to finish his drum solo
<</>MidnightToker> But
<</>MidnightToker> He needed to get a good review from Simon Cowell
<</>MidnightToker> Simon staired at Jebus for what seemed like hours
<</>MidnightToker> He then reached into his pocket
<</>MidnightToker> And handed the holy garil over to Jebus
<</>MidnightToker> Not only had Jebus achieved to obtain the holy garil, but he had done a much greater service to humanity
<</>MidnightToker> He had done a version of Moby Dick so good, that Simon Cowell never ever spoke again.
<</>MidnightToker> The End.
:choc:
<</>Brian_The_Pink_Shark> oops i just realised that, sprry Shauna
<</>MidnightToker> Ahhhhh, this reminds me of the great mountain sprry, and the journey of Jebus and teh argonaut's yourney to find the holy Garil
<</>Brian_The_Pink_Shark> PiP
<</>Brian_The_Pink_Shark> must you make up history lessons out of all of my tpyo
<</>Shauna> yes :D
<</>Brian_The_Pink_Shark> typo*
<</>Shauna> he must
<</>MidnightToker> Atop the great mountain, Jebus was given the staff of tpyo by Shauna, the holy goddess of exDee
<</>MidnightToker> There, he was told to gather a group and sail off to unknown lands to find the holy garil
* Shauna Holy Goddess B)
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus decided they would be called the argonauts, and they sailed off to the east to find the garil
<</>MidnightToker> They sailed for days and days
<</>MidnightToker> Until the heavens opened, and a great storm formed
<</>MidnightToker> Here the great face of o_O told them that they were actually sailing west
<</>MidnightToker> But, that they were still on the right track
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus was concerned, because of fear that they might reach the edge of the world
<</>MidnightToker> But, with his staff of tpyo he knew that he would make it through.
<</>Sir_Brian_The_Pink_Shark> PiP you have somre imagination
<</>MidnightToker> On the 40th day, they reached land, Jebus had given up internet for these forty days
<</>MidnightToker> This still carries on in christian tradition to this day.
<</>MidnightToker> Lent, is still practised in many parts of the world.
<</>MidnightToker> Now, as they reached the land, that Jebus would dub somre
<</>MidnightToker> They were met with a primitive people
<</>MidnightToker> Known only as Final Fantasy Shriners
<</>MidnightToker> These crude and unintelligent people tried to attack Jebus and the Argonauts, but with the staff of tpyo they managed to stave off the Shriners
<</>MidnightToker> As they kept on their journey, on foot
<</>MidnightToker> They saw another great mountain in the distance
<</>MidnightToker> Shauna had told Jebus about this mountain, and he was to climb it and return with her biddings.
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus did so, leaving the argonauts behind
<</>MidnightToker> On the third day, Jebus returned with a piece of paper
<</>MidnightToker> here he had written down what was engraved onto two heavy stone tablets, because he was too weak to carry them down
<</>MidnightToker> When Jebus read these 10 commandments to the argonauts, they knew that they could not contiunue without interpreting them wrongly.
<</>MidnightToker> Thus religion was created, but that's another story
<</>MidnightToker> Now, The 11th commandment gave Jebus a hint at where the grial was
<</>MidnightToker> Also, where the holy garil was
<</>MidnightToker> They needed to continue north, to the land of ice and snow.
<</>MidnightToker> There they would find the shrine of bonham
<</>MidnightToker> Where the garil was supposedly located.
<</>MidnightToker> Unfortunately
<</>MidnightToker> In their path the great beast of Pascal stood in their way.
<</>MidnightToker> He challenged Jebus to a game of FFVII-FFX trivia
<</>MidnightToker> A game that Jebus had to win to continue.
<</>Sir_Brian_The_Pink_Shark> Im nver gonna be able to make typos in chat again after this
<</>MidnightToker> Now, Jebus had one trick up his sleeve
<</>MidnightToker> The argonauts arranged for him to get the knowledge of nver the only true final fantasy god.
<</>MidnightToker> Despite this overwhelming advantage
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus only won because he did this
<</>MidnightToker> " * Jebus sets mode +b on *!*@eyesonff-A2B61D5D.upc-c.chello.nl"
<</>MidnightToker> He was then able to continue to The Shrine of bonham to fulfill Shauna's wishes
<</>MidnightToker> There at the shrine of Bonham Jebus was one challenge away from getting the holy garil
<</>MidnightToker> He needed to play a spotless version of Moby Dick with a Ludwig drum kit
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus knew he would never be able to do this.
<</>MidnightToker> Without some special assistance from whoever he may find.
* Joins: Strider (~StriderXX@eyesonff-6CB4256A.dsl.frs2ca.pacbell.net)
<</>Strider> What up, party people
<</>MidnightToker> He found Strider
<</>MidnightToker> Now, spending three weeks with Strider to learn the rhythm of the world, Jebus was almost ready to face the final challenge.
<</>MidnightToker> All he needed was one more thing.
<</>MidnightToker> A joint.
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus travelled to the old warn out ghetto cave of Bert.
<</>MidnightToker> There he did achieve his goal of obtaining a joint, but unfortunately he lost two years of his life.
<</>MidnightToker> Never did he know, nor did he remember why.
<</>MidnightToker> Now, weary and wishing to go home Jebus ventured to the Bonham shrine for the last time
<</>MidnightToker> The half time air was sweet perfume
<</>MidnightToker> and as the seargent played his marching tune
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus started his version of moby dick.
<</>MidnightToker> For it to be accepted
<</>MidnightToker> He needed to keep it going, with rhytm for 15 minutes
<</>MidnightToker> Fourteen minutes into it, Jebus almost lost track
<</>MidnightToker> He was messaged by Ryan
<</>MidnightToker> Jebus managed to ignore Ryan for long enough to finish his drum solo
<</>MidnightToker> But
<</>MidnightToker> He needed to get a good review from Simon Cowell
<</>MidnightToker> Simon staired at Jebus for what seemed like hours
<</>MidnightToker> He then reached into his pocket
<</>MidnightToker> And handed the holy garil over to Jebus
<</>MidnightToker> Not only had Jebus achieved to obtain the holy garil, but he had done a much greater service to humanity
<</>MidnightToker> He had done a version of Moby Dick so good, that Simon Cowell never ever spoke again.
<</>MidnightToker> The End.
:choc: