Zhu Ran and the Locked Thread. (Book 1)

[Madonna]

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I feel that the closing of [this] (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=81795) thead was uncalled for. I mean, the guy should be allowed to make a thread, even if the staff disagrees with it. I am not saying that the staff is under any ruling of free speech, as I am very well aware of the rules of the board, but ask that some tolerance be given. There may even be some validity behind Raistlin's words in that thread, and closing it down only gives the impression that the staff does not care for or want to read about alternate views on touchy matters. Are we really that closed minded?

And what's with [this] (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=81762) thread? There are plenty of people ranting about unbannings and their grievances with the staff, yet it is allowed to continue. I think that this is worse, as their rants are more diversified and exposes even more seeming "faults" of the Knights and administrators. I will cry out in contempt if the reason given for this thread's continued existence is that an administrator made it. Oh, I can see Cid making a thread as valid, but the other administrators? Should they not set themselves as an example to others? Should we not act as they do? So if they can make a thread about expressed grievances (and BoB's is about how boring the members are! What contempt is that!), why can average Joe poster make a thread in the same vein?

Where is the justice in this system? Pray, tell.

[Raistlin]

The staff is obviously unfairly prejudiced. >=o

[escobert]

Oh go whipe your asses and get on with life.

[Raistlin]

Bert, you're taking this joke rather personally. Do you have problems you'd like to share with the group?

[escobert]

Yes my father tried to touch me one time. I said "no dad dammit NO MORE PATTING MY BACK! >:( There I got it out :(

[Psychotic]

EoFF's staff are renknowned for their sense of humo ngous SUCKING.

BoB calling people boring is kind of ironic I guess.

I always preferred Ding Feng to Zhu Ran myself.

[Raistlin]

Anyway, now back to talking about the staff abusing their powers!

EDIT: Good job, Psycho!

[Teek]

I wonder if Staff realizes that by locking everything that has to do with this <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">, they're only giving off the airs of a totalitarian regime.

Is this the Soviet Union or what.

[Yamaneko]

In Soviet Russia banned member locks administrators thread!

[escobert]

Ok seriously why the fuck would we want Doom back? Not like he ever posted anymore. Oh I've got an idea. Ban Kane and get doom back k?

[Teek]

k!!

[Raistlin]

In Soviet Russia banned member locks administrators thread!
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I think Bert has some personal issues with our beloved Doomy. *sage nod*

[Shoeberto]

Zhu zhu ran ran ran zhu zhu ran ran.

[Psychotic]

I'm not too fond of Doomy, but hey, anyone who uses Zhuge Liang imagery can't be in the wrong. That and the fact that our beloved staff buddies like to ban people unjustfully.

[theundeadhero]

I don't have any weight to throw around, but in the spirit of the occasion I say stop the Tyranny!

[Raistlin]

Hey, everybody, go to <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=81795">this thread</a> and add Unban Doomy images to your sigs/avatars. :D

[Miriel]

I thought that guy was kind of an ass. And he shouldn't be allowed to come back until he figures out the difference between a penis and a tree stump.

[Hawkeye]

The penis fetish guy was funny.

[theundeadhero]

Either firefox is acting funny, or the socialist party has removed the images.

[Raistlin]

>=O

now wait just a minute, you can close the threads, but deleting the images? You never did that for my RSL for admin campaign, or my Yams is a great CK campaign, so why this one? >=OOO

[Madonna]

Yes, the images have been removed, and the url of my first link was changed. I would appreciate it if it was kept, as I am trying to make a valid point, rather than just torment our dear staff.

If the idea that a problem may need addressing distresses you, don't take a post you are not going to take seriously.

[escobert]

I still say we make me a CK then all will be solved, Kane will be banned, Doom would MAYBE be back if you paid me enough and HOOTERS would be unbanned. BERT FOR CK! Oh and no swear filter!

[Trumpet Thief]

Trowa: Just shows you how corrupt the Staff is. *agrees with Raistlin and Psy*

chaos: *laughs like a chipmunk*

Albedo: Yes... Bert for admin. Because after all, Bein' gangsta' is so hard! *laughs maniacally*

[MecaKane]

Awful, simply dreadful! ... isn't it?

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[Raistlin]

Yes, the staff members are corrupt and evil.

[MecaKane]

They had to ban him there, so they don't have to ban him here! It's really quite a nobel cause!
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[Del Murder]

Topics about banned members are not allowed, unless they are started in the senior site staff forum.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

You know, maybe if we just leave this thread open and never look at it again, it'll serve the dual purpose of allowing Raistlin to whine about this or that and us never having to actually SEE it.

Hmm... I'm liking this idea.

[Del Murder]

That's what we do with every thread he posts in. Where have you been?

[Raistlin]

Then why are so many of those threads closed? :(

[-N-]

Let's start with the personal attacks! Behold the Void is gay!

[Agent Proto]

I shall join this noble cause for great goodness.

Besides, since when was posting threads about animals aagainst the rule?

[Raistlin]

Seriously!

Tiger penis soup and its benefits is surely a serious topic that needs to be discussed.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Neel is a stupid head!

[Dignified Pauper]

I this the first post in this thread has made the best and most viable argument for anything in the History of EoFF. For this, I demand that the staff enact justice in their actions.

I say we erect http://www.painetworks.com/photos/ew/ew0016.JPG in the honor of this thread as a reminder to prevent tyranny and oppression for all the community of EoFF!

[NeoCracker]

Though I am not part of this campain for I don't really care that much and didn't really know doomie, I shall insue in the personal attacks. Loony Bob is possibley on drugs, and isn't sharing. Shame on you Bob.

[Psychotic]

Doomie isn't Doomy.

[Dignified Pauper]

Psychotyc isn't Psychotic

[Raistlin]

Yes, Doomgaze is "Doomy." Not "Doomie," who is the newer, crappier version.

Unban Doomy!

[Yamaneko]

And Raistlin has been the same <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> all these years.

[Psychotic]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have just witnessed a textbook case of the pot calling the kettle black.

[Ryth]

I can't live without Doomy! I suffer so much without him! Why can't anyone understand my pain?! Unban Doomy, you clownfaces! :mad2:

[NeoCracker]

As I said I don't care, your corrections mean nothing to me.

[Ultima Shadow]

Making a classic thread like THIS (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=49799) should be rewarded with ban-immunity.

[theundeadhero]

He's wasn't some rotting oldbie either. He posted several times in February. Probably would have in March too if he wasn't Banned

[Raistlin]

I think the duck penis thread was more... enlightening.

[-N-]

Next up!

Marick just wants that picture 'erected' because it's phallic!

[Dignified Pauper]

Whatever, Mr. Brown-like-poop, you just want a picture of Ghandi for justice... I hardly think Pacifism is as cool as a white woman with a balance scale and sword.

let's look...

http://www.hippiemuseum.org/ghandi.jpg Feeble and Old Brown Man?

Vs.

http://www.williamsburgsculpture.com/Statue_of_Justice_80_color_5_inLanzalotti_rev_SD_whole_copy.jpg Wicked awesome sword with the ability to conquer evil. Ghandi just lets evil happen. what a wimp.

[Teek]

What other reason is there?

[Raistlin]

I have to support the "wicked awesome" woman statue versus the ugly brown Ghandi statue.

[Dignified Pauper]

Well, any sane person wouldn't choose a brown person over an awesomely fight the evil white woman.

[-N-]

Of all people to be swayed by the conventional "pretty girls are better than boys" belief, I wouldn't have expected it from you Marick. No sir. Gandhi > generic white lady with a sword. True.

[Raistlin]

But Ghandi's ugly. And brown. And without a sword.

[Dignified Pauper]

Is that an attack on my sexuality? Just because I'm homosexual doesn't mean that I ALWAYS favor males. Christ... or wait, in your case, Buddha or Vishnu, whatever hedonistic cult you follow, leave my sexuality out of it.

[-N-]

For someone who flaunts it as much as you do, you sure aren't willing to take much crap for it. I like to think I deal with your material fairly willingly; if you can't take it then don't deal it, fairy boy.

[Dignified Pauper]

Excuse me, but I don't think I personally attacked you as a person, but rather your entire race. Further, I am not feminine, nor a fairy. You want to start with personal attacks, then I could call you a bunch of slanderous names, but banning doesn't really sound like the greatest idea for me. However, I will say that you brown people always think you guys are so smart, especially you, with all your physics and science crap and you rubbing your new zealand trip in people's faces. Guess what, brown man, no one cares, and no one here likes you.

[DK]

Why so aggressive, Neel? Have something of your own to hide?

[Miriel]

Excuse me, but I don't think I personally attacked you as a person, but rather your entire race. Further, I am not feminine, nor a fairy. You want to start with personal attacks, then I could call you a bunch of slanderous names, but banning doesn't really sound like the greatest idea for me. However, I will say that you brown people always think you guys are so smart, especially you, with all your physics and science crap and you rubbing your new zealand trip in people's faces. Guess what, brown man, no one cares, and no one here likes you.
I would think that making racial slurs like that would offend more people than Neel making a comment specifically targeting you. Rather than you know, an entire race of people.

[-N-]

Aggressive? I'm not the one going to extremes like digging up pictures and inventing big words to get my point across. I have a hat! And self-confidence! I don't need to do that for myself.

[DK]

You're still showing the classic signs of being in the temple closet. It takes a certain kind of man to drink a kingfisher over a cobra, if you know what i'm saying.

[Dignified Pauper]

Inventing BIG WORDS!? What big words did I invent. I'm an English major, I think I know more.. Go speak some freakin' hindi or meditate.

Miriel, I hardly think my post was anything bad. Further, Neel attacked me personally which I feel is much worse than attacking the entire gay society. It's simply rediculous and I won't stand for it.

[Flying Mullet]

Neel didn't attack you DP, he was just pointing things out. Relax. :rolleyes2

[Dignified Pauper]

Um, I think calling me a fairy boy was definitely an attack. I didn't call him a sandnigger, which is very comparable. Fairy boy, to me, might as well be equivalent to fag.

[Flying Mullet]

He never said fairy boy. And even if he did, it's not a bad thing. I've known lots of "foofy" homosexuals that are quite cool. There's nothing wrong with it.

[Dignified Pauper]

For someone who flaunts it as much as you do, you sure aren't willing to take much crap for it. I like to think I deal with your material fairly willingly; if you can't take it then don't deal it, fairy boy.


I believe he in fact did, Mr. Mullet.

[Flying Mullet]

He never said fairy boy. <b>And even if he did</b>, it's not a bad thing. I've known lots of "foofy" homosexuals that are quite cool. There's nothing wrong with it.
*wins*

[-N-]

No Dan, I don't know what you're saying, other than Kingfisher is better than Cobra.

Of course, Marick, I would expect such an egocentric remark like that from someone like you. Every gay person I've come across usually is self-absorbed and about themselves, and think they're more important than everyone else. I don't know what English teaches you, but as far as utilitarianism goes your pain doesn't compare to the suffering your millions of brethren feel. Learn some humility. As well as when to stop.

edit: Yeah, fairy boy.

[DK]

For someone who flaunts it as much as you do, you sure aren't willing to take much crap for it. I like to think I deal with your material fairly willingly; if you can't take it then don't deal it, fairy boy.

He said it. Of course, you'd expect the lack of respect to a man of Maricks preference from someone bought up in Neel's culture anyway.

[Flying Mullet]

For someone who flaunts it as much as you do, you sure aren't willing to take much crap for it. I like to think I deal with your material fairly willingly; if you can't take it then don't deal it, fairy boy.

He said it. Of course, you'd expect the lack of respect to a man of Maricks preference from someone bought up in Neel's culture anyway.
WTF??? That has nothing to do with culture. Way to generalize, ass.

[MecaKane]

Unban Doom, ya bastards!
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[DK]

For someone who flaunts it as much as you do, you sure aren't willing to take much crap for it. I like to think I deal with your material fairly willingly; if you can't take it then don't deal it, fairy boy.

He said it. Of course, you'd expect the lack of respect to a man of Maricks preference from someone bought up in Neel's culture anyway.
WTF??? That has nothing to do with culture. Way to generalize, ass.

Obviously never seen what they do to "fairy boys" in Calcutta then, have you.

[Dignified Pauper]

It would figure that you would go around throwing words like utilitarian around which most members don't realize what it is actually; another fine example of you shoving your "intelligence" around.

Further, just because a lot, and I know that its a lot, of homosexuals are self-absorbed, you still attacked me personally. there's no sense to it. I attack the race as a joke and you attack me personally. What nonsense is this to think that mine is worse. I wasn't targeting your bigoted personality. Grow up, Neel, brown is out. Further, about having a hat, you wanted to get rid of it anyways... but I guess with brownies who boast intelligence, it's natural they would be hypocritical and caught up in their own self-righteousness... And you say gays are self-absorbed.

[-N-]

For someone who flaunts it as much as you do, you sure aren't willing to take much crap for it. I like to think I deal with your material fairly willingly; if you can't take it then don't deal it, fairy boy.

He said it. Of course, you'd expect the lack of respect to a man of Maricks preference from someone bought up in Neel's culture anyway.Where do you come into this, Kharapa Gora? You're just a confused mixed breed. I bet you didn't even understand what I just called you.

[Shoeberto]

You guys are such queers.

[Del Murder]

Then why are so many of those threads closed? :(
I think we have the answer to that now.

And yes Shu, everyone here is quite odd.