Things KH Characters Would Never Say...

[*~Angel Wing~*]

WOOO!!! I'm SOOO excited for Kingdom Hearts 2!!! :kaohappy2 So let's have some fun!!! :grinpink: I don't think I need to explain what to do cuz the thread title is pretty self-explainetory. ;)


Roxas: It's okay Sora...I already heard the English version of Passion...you really don't need to sing it for me. You're doing an awful job anyway...

Sora: Tch fine...why don't you sing it then? You're the one with Jesse McCartney's voice after all...:D

Roxas: Grrr...damn SquareSoft producers!!! :laugh:

[KH-Cloudy]

Sora:The heart is weak

Ansem:Then give in to the darkness

Sora:Ok i belong to darkness

Goofy:We have to join him its the king's orders

Donald:Fine i'll do it for the king and darkness

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Riku: I love you Kairi

[Griff]

Sora: Hey Cloud, how did you get that cool red cape?
Cloud: I killed that goth freak from my other game and took it
Sora: Dude!

*before the game begins*
*Riku walks in and sits next to Sora watching tv*
Riku: whatcha watching?
Sora: Mickey Mouse
Riku: That AWFUL mouse!
Sora: um hmm

[leader of mortals]

Sora: Hey Cloud, how did you get that cool red cape?
Cloud: I killed that goth freak from my other game and took it
Sora: Dude!

extending on

Cloud: the claw too
Sora: awesome!

[Slayer1514]

Phil: Sora you can only get in once you prove yourself as a hero.
Or you can go on this double date with me and get the ugly chick, either one would work.

Sora: Ok, but only if you dont tell anyone about this.

[leader of mortals]

Sora: Hi, i'm Sora.
Donald: We know who you are.
Sora: Hi, i'm Sora.
Goofy: Shut up.
Sora: Hi, i'm Sora
Donald: We know!
Sora: Hi, i'm Sora.
*Donald and Goofy kill Sora, while a clone comes up*
Clone Sora: Hi, i'm Sora.
*Donald and Goofy kill themselves*
Clone Sora: Hi, i'm Sora?
Donald and Goofy: ...
*Clone Sora walks away*

[Zeromus_X]

Xehanort: Submit to the Light!!
Nomura: Cut!!

:cat: Meh.

[KH-Cloudy]

Xehanort: Submit to the Light!!
Nomura: Cut!!

:cat: Meh.
adding on

Xehanort:That was the 100th cut...What's wrong with you?Make up your mind
Nomura:i don't know where to cut the cake
Xehanort: Fine i'll cut it
Nomura:Your not the director, now get back in your postion

[leader of mortals]

Sora: the dancing monkey in my brain says weeeeeeeeee
Donald: what the hell
Goofy: J-Just walk away Donald, Just walk away

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*Sora sees cloud and Sephiroth whispering*
Sora: Hi guys
Cloud Oh its you. Wanna fight.
Sora: Sure
*Sora kicks Cloud's ass*
Sora: Thats the power of the keyblade*he swings the keyblade onto his shoulder*
Sephiroth: ok now fight me
*Sora kicks Sephiroth's ass*
Sora:Thats the power of the keyblade
*Sora swings the keyblade onto his shoulder, just as Cloud pushes him and Sora cut6s his own head off*
Cloud: Hahahahaha! We got him to cut his own head off
Sephiroth: Yeah, but losing to him is bad for our image
Cloud: Oh he's reloading lets do it again
Sephiroth: Ok... I guess

[McLovin']

Sora: Heeya! Die Heartless!.............huh?
*Heartless kills Sora and we see that scene of Sora's heart leaving*
....
....
......
Donald: OH MY GOD!! YOU KILLED SORA!!
Goofy: YOU BASTARD!!!

Mickey: CBC chem kit STAT!!
Doctor Cid: LOAD THAT I.V. WITH 70CCS OF SODIUM PENTOTHAL!
Doctor Cid: Siphon the fluid off his brain!! Vacuum!
Doctor Cid: Try to untangle his trachea and esophagus!
Goofy: Right!

*While Doctor Cid wrestles with Sora's lungs and torso,
Mickey reaches into Sora's mouth and pulls both his
windpipe and esophagus out of his mouth, turning them inside
out in the process.*
Doctor Cid: No! THAT DOESN'T GO THERE YE DAMN REDNECK!!
Mickey: Watch his liver!!!
Doctor Cid: We have precious little time left people! We're going to lose him soon!!

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Mickey: Cid, his heart's stopped!
Doctor Cid: Crack em. Let's get it outta there!!!

*Doctor Cid lifts Sora's heart out of his body using the power of the door of light.*
Doctor Cid: We need to zap this, quick! To the MICROWAVE!
Doctor Cid: What!? Who's making a potato?
Donald: My bad, sir. I missed lunch.
Doctor Cid: Damn it! I am NOT gonna lose this kid!!!!!!

***************LATER**************

**The darkness is diminished. Sora opens his eyes.**

Doctor Cid: Sora. Sora, can ya hear me?

Sora: (Weakly) Mph rmph rm...
Doctor Cid: How are you feelin, son?
Sora: mph.... rmph....
Doctor Cid: Great... Son, I have some bad news. We
accidentally replaced your heart with a
baked potato. You have about seven
seconds to live.

Sora: Mrm?!

****BOOOOOOOM****

Donald: Oh my God! THEY killed Sora!

Goofy: You bastards!!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I wish this would happen:

Sora: *gives Paopu fruit to Riku*
Kairi: WHAT?
Sora: What? I never said, who I was going to give it to. You only assumed.
Kairi: *runs off crying*
Riku: *accepts Paopu fruit*
Sora and Riku: *lays together holding hands on the beach as the sun sets*

[KentaRawr!]

Sora: Kairi, you're stupid. :)

[mooglebunni608]

Kairi; You suck, Riku :D

[McLovin']

Goofy: Oh phooey.

[Griff]

Cid: YOU #^%@*$% KIDS GET OUT OF MY #&$ !*@$ STORE!
Square: well....... there goes our E rating

[mooglebunni608]

Cid: YOU #^%@*$% KIDS GET OUT OF MY #&$ !*@$ STORE!
Square: well....... there goes our E rating
omfg lmao!

Riku; EEK THE DARKNESS IS SCARY!!
Sora: give into the Darkness Riku!

[_yeojina_]

Sora: My Keyblade... it's yellow...
Donald: Tell me you didn't urinate on it...
Goofy: Nope! *Weird chuckle* Pluto did!

Later, when fighting the Guard Armor 2...
Sora: It looks familiar...
Donald: *Heals Goofy*
Goofy: Thanks!
Sora: It resembles the monkeys back at- *Gets hit and almost dies*
Donald: *Heals Sora*
Sora: Thanks! DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Charges at Guard Armor 2 and places a bomb on it*
*The bomb explodes*
Goofy: ...Nothing happened...
Donald: Then there's only one thing to settle this problem.
*Sora, Donald and Goofy nod at each other*
All three: Peablade!!!
*A measley pea comes out of the Keyblade and hits it on the head, and it dies*
Sora: ...Well, it did only have 2 HP left...

[Clawsze]

Final Battle at Destiny island:

Ansem:Blah blah Darkness blah blahh.....

Sora:Hurry up and fight!

Ansem:Blah Blah Heart Blah Worlds.....

Sora:HURRY UP ALREADY

Gamer:Yeah

Ansem:This is a cut-scene you can't mess with the story line!

Gamer:Oh yeah(Makes Sora stab Ansem)

Sora:We beat Ans.....BBBTTTZZZZZ(Game Crashes)

Gamer:GOD DAMMIT so thats why people always stick to the story line


Okay I know this is rubbish I will take any insult like a man.

[Griff]

I will take any insult like a man.
Sora: you make me look smart
Donald and Goofy: hey. that's just mean.
Sora:..........sorry *mumbles* he said he'd take any insult...

[Neohart]

Ansem: Turn to Darkness!

Sora: Hmm maybe...What are you benefits? Do you get dental? What about 401K?

Ansem: Well we get Dental and 401K plus every friday is Hawaiian Shirt day.
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Namine': You have to combine with Sora so he can be whole.(Or whatever she says))

Roxas: What happens to me?

Namine': You won't exist anymore.

Roxas: Oh %$&@ that! *Walks off*

[Glitch]

Xehanort: Your heart is tender and thinly sliced... (Cut!)

Sora: The door... To bacon? (... Cut?)

Riku: I had to use the power of roastbeef.... (CUUUUT!!!! >_<)

Someone's thinkin' Arby's!!!!!!

(Inspired by the Arby's commercial, obviously...) ^_^

[Clawsze]

Sora:Why don't we need to go on the toilet?

Donald:Hey i've never thought of that........whats that smell?

Goofy:Sorry that was me(Drying up pants)

Donald:So thats why!

SoraEEWWWW!!

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Sora:Behold Tarzan,the power of the Keyblade!

Tarzan:Mine!(Grabs Keyblade)

Sora:HEY! thats mine!

Tarzan:OOH OOH AAH(Hits Keyblade on floor)

Sora:NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!You broke the Keyblade!

Tarzan:Superglue(Hands Sora some super glue)

Ten minutes later

Sora:Behold Tarzan,the power of the Superglue!