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Rengori
04-02-2006, 07:50 PM
What crazy theories have you heard the government? Other than the moonlanding being shot in a studio and the second assassin on the grassy knoll.

Master Quan
04-02-2006, 07:56 PM
Spontaneous human combustion is the result of snipers on the moon. They listen for key words and, using rail guns (obviously) shoot people who use more than 10 in the same sentence. The bullets then hyper heat, causing the victim to explode upon contact, a phenomenon we more commonly refer to as "WHOA".

Captain Maxx Power
04-02-2006, 08:02 PM
9/11 was a government-staged attack.

Lost Number
04-02-2006, 08:03 PM
That everyone here is secretly in league with the government and are helping them track me down. They are simply posing as ...ordinary? people to try and FOOL ME! The government are simply trying to stop me and my superpowerful racist comments!

Rengori
04-02-2006, 08:11 PM
I used to think that the mods would use my IP address to triangluate a physical address, from which they give to Crash who comes to kill me. Then Crash got banned.

Obsidian
04-02-2006, 08:15 PM
That Nixon had John Lennon assassinated.

NeoCracker
04-02-2006, 08:31 PM
The Illuminate conspiracies how they staged world war one to get back at the Czar of Russia for ruining their first attempt at one world government.

Zell's Fists of Fury
04-02-2006, 09:05 PM
*Insert obscure EoFF staff reference here*