If you weighed 500 pounds how would you try to loose it all

[lovehurts]

can be serious or ha ha-ish.

[Leeza]

Exercise and eat healthy foods in a reasonable amount.

[agrudis]

Chop off unimportant body parts, eg nose

[Shiny]

Wow. 500 lbs. is alot of weight to lose I suggest lipo suction (which is the only time I reccommend plastic surgery) with good excercise (mostly cardio) and a special dieting that involves low meat in-take, little to no sugar in-take, and lots of grain foods. Oh and xChuckNorrisx videos.

[agrudis]

Everyone seems to want to lose weight, but there's hardly any help for the people like me who want to gain weight. Oh, well. It's a tough world.

[Avathar]

ChuckNorris is the answer to every problem!:love:

[lovehurts]

Id roll myself to china town.....

[Shiny]

Everyone seems to want to lose weight, but there's hardly any help for the people like me who want to gain weight. Oh, well. It's a tough world.
Sure there is! Eat alot of chocolate. Unless you're like me and seem to have a slow metabolism.

[Evastio]

Take a LAZERBATH IN A LAZERBATHTUB!!!!!!!

Wait... I haven't told you guys what a lazerbath is have I? Basically it's a highly specialized bathtub that uses lazers to clean off your skin instead of water. It can also be used to cut your nails, cut your hair, cut your toenails, shave, remove excess nosehairs, and stuff like that. It could also help get rid of body odours, body fat, and even body parts!!!! And best of all they're free for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine!!

(Crowd stares at me silently while crickets chirp in the background when someone finally screams "Lazerbaths suck!!!!")

[faster skating penguin]

Exercise and eat healthy foods in a reasonable amount.

hahahahahahahaha

best post ever :love:

[Psychotic]

Eating Subway™ products.

[Bowser]

Roll around on the carpet until my belly falls off.

[kikimm]

Start doing taekwondo. :monster:

And eating healthy foods I guess.

[Zeromus_X]

I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much :(:cat:

[Acid Raine]

lipo, gastric bypass, and anorexia. The works.

[Yuffie514]

i'm too lazy too do any kind of work. it's either liposuction or tummy tuck. then again, i'd hate to go under any knife, so - maybe i can try some diet program.

[Hambone]

I would be too lazy to exercise and fat people kick ass. You can use their tummies to jump on like a trampoline.

[nik0tine]

I'd fad diet.

[The Devourer Of Worlds]

Stop eating children, because that's the only plausible explanation as to how someone could get that large.

[Obsidian]

I don't know how this would happen to me... It would have to be a scenario like that urban legend about the kidney removal. Except the other way around, and with fat. :confused:

I'd probably just get lipo.

[marc]

I would use my weight to end starvation the world over.

[KH-Cloudy]

Diet Soda ;)

[Shlup]

I'd just keep eating until I died.

[Despotus]

Take a LAZERBATH IN A LAZERBATHTUB!!!!!!!

Wait... I haven't told you guys what a lazerbath is have I? Basically it's a highly specialized bathtub that uses lazers to clean off your skin instead of water. It can also be used to cut your nails, cut your hair, cut your toenails, shave, remove excess nosehairs, and stuff like that. It could also help get rid of body odours, body fat, and even body parts!!!! And best of all they're free for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine!!

(Crowd stares at me silently while crickets chirp in the background when someone finally screams "Lazerbaths suck!!!!")
LOL!! That was me, Evastio! :D

I.M.H.O., at 500+ lbs, Gastric bypass surgery may be your best or only option. If you were down around 350 or so, maybe you should try diet and exercise.

[Dignified Pauper]

a) the Oprah way.


b)In Mother Russia, 500 lbs lose you!

[Markus. D]

go on the biggest loser :D!

[eestlinc]

What do you mean if?

[Ki Ki]

I would just keep on eating because food makes me happy and I would rather die happy than sad. n_____n

[Reles]

I would try to lose it. x.x I'd really like to live to my fullest. It's all about motivation and I'm easily motivated with some things, espeically getting back into exercising.

['eMeRaLdFaYe']

WoAaaHHh..500 pounds?? That would be soo much... I'd probably exercise a lot and then be careful of what I eat..u know, a diet or something... I dont wanna get a liposuction.. I would want to go back to my original weight in a careful and good way without causing too much money,.,^^

[friedpork]

I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much :(:cat:

and how does someone actually get so fat anyways???

[Dignified Pauper]

I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much :(:cat:

and how does someone actually get so fat anyways???

a combination of 2 of the 7 deadly sins.

Sloth and Gluttony.

You fatties should be completely ashamed. You're all obviously going to burn in the fiery bowels of damnation and Hell that are never mentioned as such in the bible, but only as a place distant from God. Enjoy the grey lake of fire and ash that are only rumors!

[Calliope]

I'd play Stairmaster To Heaven.

[Anaisa]

If you managed to get thin, you'd still be left with excess saggy skin, an stretch marks. Even if you had surgery to correct the sag you'd still look a state. So I'd go with this option:
I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much

[Evastio]

If you managed to get thin, you'd still be left with excess saggy skin, an stretch marks. Even if you had surgery to correct the sag you'd still look a state. So I'd go with this option:
I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much
Killing yourself would be really painful though. Unless you used a lazerbath. How would you like to buy one for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine?

[Shiny]

Taking really, really, long and hot showers would help too. It's like a steam room only not. Although you'd probably die from it...I almost did...

[Avathar]

Or

- Just going for the world record Fattest Human in history:eek:

^_^

[Anaisa]

If you managed to get thin, you'd still be left with excess saggy skin, an stretch marks. Even if you had surgery to correct the sag you'd still look a state. So I'd go with this option:
I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much
Killing yourself would be really painful though. Unless you used a lazerbath. How would you like to buy one for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine?
Handing over ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine for your lazerbath, would be far more painful than death.

[Evastio]

Handing over ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine for your lazerbath, would be far more painful than death.
I didn't even say what I wanted ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine of. Besides, the lazers would kill you so quickly that you won't feel a thing.

[mooglebunni608]

hmmm
I would go jump off a cliff. then all the fat would go smoosh! and it would all disapear and I'd be so skinny no one would ever see me again nyahaha!

[Burtsplurt]

Cycling.

[Avathar]

http://static.flickr.com/14/14676971_de7c2bb997.jpg

Or

take it easy!:D
:choc2: :choc2: :choc2:

[Anaisa]

Handing over ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine for your lazerbath, would be far more painful than death.
I didn't even say what I wanted ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine of. Besides, the lazers would kill you so quickly that you won't feel a thing.
Well, you said "buy one" naturally I assumed you were talking money. But even if you were asking for strands of grass, I still wouldn't go for it.