Happy _____ day! ...wtf is _____ day?

[TasteyPies]

The special days in "todays events" need explinations tagged under them. What is "Exactly Seven Day" about? How are we supposed to know?

[Agent Proto]

It's like a special awareness program that BoB implemented. He makes every day a special day.

[Xaven]

Maybe we're not supposed to know, or maybe there is absolutely no meaning whatsoever aside from "Monumental Breakdown in Staff Protocol" day.

[Levian]

If you don't understand the meaning, then just don't care. That's what I do. Either that, or I picture the staffers taking a dump. It helps me remember that they are human too.

[Flying Mullet]

Except for Yams.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

It's something that was done for fun.