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Spiffing Cheese
04-07-2006, 10:46 PM
Are you the sort of person who finds farts highly amusing? I know I am. :cool: I totally farted in Physics yesterday and it was quite loud and also smelly and my friends and I laughed so much that our teacher had to come over and tell us to shut up or get the hell out - which was odd, as we were so hysterical that the laughter had turned silent and painful.

Oh man, I love being immature.

McLovin'
04-07-2006, 10:51 PM
@_@

Awesomeman
04-07-2006, 10:53 PM
I totally find farts amusing! I farted in the store once (silent but deadly) and I blamed it on some guy. He got all pissed at me, I was laughing so hard. I love being immature too :)

McLovin'
04-07-2006, 11:02 PM
I just don't like it when my friends do it in my face when I am sleeping...with my mouth open...

Awesomeman
04-07-2006, 11:07 PM
LMAO!!

nik0tine
04-07-2006, 11:27 PM
Girls don't fart.

amratis
04-07-2006, 11:30 PM
Well, guys as a general rule fart far more freely then girls do. So whenever I'm hanging around with guys they fart all the time and think nothing of it, but if I'm with my girlfriends, unless its a really close girlfriend, then we kind of dont...or if we do we act like we havn't. ;)

It was all different when I was younger however, we used to fart all the time, the louder the funnier. I never did loud ones though :cry:

Avathar
04-07-2006, 11:32 PM
It's just way more funnier if girls fart:D or burp.:) Then mostly they'ld go like excuse-me -_- guys aren't usually bothered AT ALL to apologise.:D

Mittopotahis
04-07-2006, 11:38 PM
Not really....

Avathar
04-07-2006, 11:40 PM
*usually ^_^

Levian
04-07-2006, 11:41 PM
Girls don't fart.

This is the truth. In my 19 years of being alive, I have yet to hear a girl fart.

Awesomeman
04-07-2006, 11:43 PM
You haven't? In my 15 years of life, I have heard a bunch of girls fart. Where have you been?

Levian
04-07-2006, 11:43 PM
Norway

Avathar
04-07-2006, 11:45 PM
Note to self: Girls don't fart in Norway.:cool: Wow, each day i learn a little bit more.

Now is that only Norwegian girls, or all girls in Norwegia, as well the tourists? (it's got something to do with the climate?)

Awesomeman
04-07-2006, 11:46 PM
Is it cold there? Because its impossible to fart when its cold out!

Avathar
04-07-2006, 11:48 PM
......i haven't actually paid attention to that: if i could fart when it's cold. So everyone in Norwegia can't fart??

Awesomeman
04-07-2006, 11:56 PM
Man, it must be painful to live in Norway :(

Levian
04-08-2006, 12:00 AM
We're rich so we travel to Spain once a year to fart.

Awesomeman
04-08-2006, 12:04 AM
once a year!? Man, I'd be in pain if I could only fart once a year. I don't think I could even walk, or breath for that matter!

kikimm
04-08-2006, 12:57 AM
The only amusing thing about farts is the sound. I'll laugh. But then the smell comes and then I get angry. Yuck. The guy friends that I have never fart, which I find odd. And the only girl friend that I'm close to farts a lot. Girls fart more than guys over here!

Awesomeman
04-08-2006, 01:01 AM
Over where, exactly?

Jess
04-08-2006, 01:17 AM
Over you exactly. I'm with kikimm on this one.

Awesomeman
04-08-2006, 01:39 AM
Over you exactly

Nice comeback B)

theundeadhero
04-08-2006, 02:59 AM
When I was in Korea for a year I never once heard a Korean fart, man or woman. To make up for it my buddy Coyle and I would fart on the bus or subway to let them know what they were missing.

Spiffing Cheese
04-08-2006, 11:40 PM
When I was in Korea for a year I never once heard a Korean fart, man or woman. To make up for it my buddy Coyle and I would fart on the bus or subway to let them know what they were missing.

Well done!

KoShiatar
04-09-2006, 03:01 PM
Luckily enough, my male friends don't fart that much. But they could sing opera burping, if they wanted to. =_=

Avathar
04-11-2006, 02:16 PM
http://fartchallenge.ytmnd.com/

Zeldy
04-11-2006, 02:43 PM
The lads fart all the time in lesson, It would be funny if they didn't smell so bad @_@

'eMeRaLdFaYe'
04-11-2006, 04:00 PM
Hahaha :lol: ... This thread is quite amusing! ^^ Anyways, I do find farts a little amusing, as for the sound is quite funny!! But the smell... eiw... I just hate the smell... it's so... undescribable... hehehe! Sometimes, I want to fart so that I can get the air in my body out... but its very embarrassing for us girls so I just do it somewhere where no one can see me... :p

DK
04-11-2006, 04:08 PM
It's all fun and games until someone follows through.

Spiffing Cheese
04-11-2006, 07:38 PM
It's all fun and games until someone follows through.

I'm going to assume you speak from experience, Dan.

Lychon
04-11-2006, 08:10 PM
It's all fun and games until someone follows through.

I'm going to assume you speak from experience, Dan.

Wtf is wrong with you people? lol

-LYCHON

lovehurts
04-11-2006, 08:13 PM
I LOVE TO RIP ASS!!! WHOOOHOOO HOOO!
WE LOVE TO DO THAT DOWN HERE IN THE NORTH!!!!


YAH!!!! UMPH!!!! YAH!!!!!


YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Shoeberto
04-11-2006, 08:15 PM
I don't find them to be all that amusing. I've been tortured by the smell far too many times to get any enjoyment out of them anymore.

Natira
04-11-2006, 08:22 PM
some reps from tampax came to my school to give a talk about girly stuff and in front of about 30 other girls i farted so loud that even the teachers were giggling. i don't think the ladies from tampax were impressed though...

Tavrobel
04-11-2006, 08:24 PM
I am far too tortured by this as well. No one laughs at fart jokes anymore (which is a good thing) at my school, because this time a joke went too far. Someone took a dump in the stairwell, so the smell rose slowly, slowly, slowly...

AND BAM the smell makes everyone nearly pass out, and it stuck around even after it was cleaned up. I actually had to walk up the stiarwell after someone dumped in it. Good thing I didn't have to see or go anywhere near it.

This happened today, too.

lovehurts
04-11-2006, 08:26 PM
NO! crap jokes are different than fart jokes...Trust me.

Fire_Emblem776
04-11-2006, 08:37 PM
Its funny if it dosnet reek. If they had meat, eggs or vegs @_@
*passes out*

DK
04-11-2006, 10:00 PM
It's all fun and games until someone follows through.

I'm going to assume you speak from experience, Dan.

Yeah I had the flu really bad this one time and ate nothing but oranges so it was all orange and stuff. It was pretty rank.

Tavrobel
04-11-2006, 10:35 PM
Two words:

Dairy and Citrus.

Rice Cake
04-11-2006, 10:40 PM
Are we still talking about farts?

Avathar
04-11-2006, 11:44 PM
Oh man, i once ate two cans of cocktail weenies, and drank lots of water with that: afterwards that evening, i couldn't stop farting:eek:

Cless
04-12-2006, 12:15 AM
I actually like the smell of my own farts. Other people don't seem to feel the same way though. :(

Rice Cake
04-12-2006, 01:02 AM
I am far too tortured by this as well. No one laughs at fart jokes anymore (which is a good thing) at my school, because this time a joke went too far. Someone took a dump in the stairwell, so the smell rose slowly, slowly, slowly...

AND BAM the smell makes everyone nearly pass out, and it stuck around even after it was cleaned up. I actually had to walk up the stiarwell after someone dumped in it. Good thing I didn't have to see or go anywhere near it.

This happened today, too.

Are you in kindergarten? Because who actually dumps in a stairwell other than little kids? Man, I wouldn't wanna live where you live.....

friedpork
04-12-2006, 02:15 AM
My friend's dad can fart on purpose which kind freaks me out.

Avathar
04-12-2006, 11:20 AM
My friend's dad can fart on purpose which kind freaks me out.

:eek:

:D AWSUM

I can only burp, vommit, and cry on purpose.

^^

Spiffing Cheese
04-12-2006, 11:44 AM
Yeah I had the flu really bad this one time and ate nothing but oranges so it was all orange and stuff. It was pretty rank.

Well done. Really. :D

Shaun
04-12-2006, 11:48 AM
This topic screams wrongness! From teenage years onwards, you should hide your farting antics!

Spiffing Cheese
04-12-2006, 02:03 PM
This topic screams wrongness! From teenage years onwards, you should hide your farting antics!

Why? :mad2:

Shaun
04-12-2006, 02:54 PM
Why? :mad2:

Because it might blow (almost literally) one of your only chances with a girl (or a guy in your case), and it doesn't look good! Humans naturally fart many times a day, but anyone knows you shouldn't do it in public intentionally! :p

Spiffing Cheese
04-12-2006, 03:01 PM
Because it might blow (almost literally) one of your only chances with a girl (or a guy in your case), and it doesn't look good! Humans naturally fart many times a day, but anyone knows you shouldn't do it in public intentionally! :p

You should only do it in public intentionally if there's somebody else to blame. Like if you're in Tesco, and you fart, and leave whoever's there with you with the smell... and they get blamed... Now THAT, my friend, is funny.

Shaun
04-12-2006, 03:04 PM
You should only do it in public intentionally if there's somebody else to blame. Like if you're in Tesco, and you fart, and leave whoever's there with you with the smell... and they get blamed... Now THAT, my friend, is funny.

Now, here we are having a conversation about places to fart. Most mature, aren't we? :D Heh, I wouldn't dream of doing that myself. I did something similar a few years back, but it's not quite the same. I used to buy stink bombs and set them off on buses. Now THAT was funny. :p Of course, I don't do that anymore.

Coming to think of it, I lately found some three-year-old fart spray. Jesus, it smelt foul.

Spiffing Cheese
04-12-2006, 03:12 PM
Who wants to be MATURE? Dude, it takes all the fun out of everything.

Well, it was three years old. What did you expect?

Shaun
04-12-2006, 03:17 PM
Who wants to be MATURE? Dude, it takes all the fun out of everything.

Well, it was three years old. What did you expect?

Well, you're going to have to be mature ONE day. ;) I mean, you're not going to be doing armpit farts in the middle of a meeting when you're an adult, are you? :D

I expected it to smell like a fart, gone three years bad. Not the most unimaginably bad smell ever. Seriously, I'll mail it to you or something if I still have it and you'll find out yourself. I don't think any smell could match its vileness.

Epiphany
04-12-2006, 03:23 PM
I find them amusing enough to be giggling a lot everytime the word is used. It's fun to be 4.

lovehurts
04-13-2006, 01:10 AM
I JUST DID IT!!! YAH!!!! UMMMMM HMMMM YAHHHHH!:tonberry:

Tattered Kupo
04-13-2006, 07:10 AM
This topic screams wrongness! From teenage years onwards, you should hide your farting antics!

I agree.... What kind of person farts on purpose???
....Some people here, i suppose...

Anyway, most people say i mature for my age, but i have never found fart jokes funny, not even when i was four (or around that age)

People who fart on purpose make me sick :eep: