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Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 12:28 AM
I was with my girlfriend after school last week and this was our conversation

Me: what do you want to eat
Her: I dont know
Me: What you mean you dont know, are you hungry?
Her Yeah
Me: Well what you got a taste for
Her: I dont know
Me: Well, you better make up yoru mind, im bout to get some chicken and kool aid
Her: No i dont want any chicken
Me: what you want, you said you didnt know what you wanted
Her: Fine......forget it (Cross her arms and turns her head)

....I leave and get up and get my chicken and kool aid...

2 minutes later

Her: why are you always so mean to me
Me: What the are you talking about
Her: you just gonna sit and eat in front of me
Me; Get out....
Her: what?!
Me: get out of my house, you're pissing me off, and you dont mess with a black man when he has chicken and kool aid
Her: that is so mean, i cant stand you
Me: You love me, I'll give you one last chance "what do you want to eat"
Her: I want some KFC
Me: Thats ! CHICKEN!!!
Her: i know but its KFC chicken
Me: you're stupid
Her: whatever, so are you gonna get my food

Please tell me all women arent like this.

Psychotic
04-08-2006, 12:31 AM
I'm a sweet and sensitive guy, and so I will criticise you and stick up for girls in a transparent and pathetic attempt to make the girls of this forum like me.

Rice Cake
04-08-2006, 12:32 AM
Whats a girl???

Evastio
04-08-2006, 12:33 AM
I don't know for sure. I've never had a girlfriend before. But I'm sure not all women are like that.

[Edit] I like your sig Rice Cake. :D

Mittopotahis
04-08-2006, 12:39 AM
No offence or anything, but I saw you as the problem. She seemed as if something was bothering her, and you kicked her out of your house because she wouldn't decide on what she wanted to eat. That's kinda mean in my opinion.

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 12:42 AM
What the hell did I do. She shoulda just made up her damn mind.

Levian
04-08-2006, 12:42 AM
You don't mess with a black man when he's having chicken and kool aid. The bitch had to go.

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 12:46 AM
You don't mess with a black man when he's having chicken and kool aid. The bitch had to go.
Its true. Im sorry but you just dont mess with a black man when hes having chicken and kool aid.

Relena
04-08-2006, 01:03 AM
You both screwed up. -_-

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:04 AM
I still dont see what I did.

Relena
04-08-2006, 01:07 AM
You didn't give her enough time to decide.
But, she did act spoiled, a little.

Jess
04-08-2006, 01:08 AM
I'm a sweet and sensitive guy
:laugh:

What the hell is kool aid? :(

Awesomeman
04-08-2006, 01:09 AM
Well, you told her to leave...

Relena
04-08-2006, 01:12 AM
Agreed.

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:12 AM
Well she wouldnt make up her mind. It was a difference between fried chicken I made and fried chicken from KFC and pasta and old chicken nuggets.

Relena
04-08-2006, 01:15 AM
I told you before: Some girls don't want something with many calories, like Paris Hilton.

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:16 AM
And like I said she should have made up her mind.

Relena
04-08-2006, 01:18 AM
Some girls need time to think. Maybe she was adding the calories in her head.

-Red XIII-
04-08-2006, 01:18 AM
look, Auron dude. I told my girl the same thing. The problem is, she went for the kool-aid. We ain't have no chicken, tho. Was it the red kool-aid? They like that.

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:20 AM
It was the pink kind. Thats it Im not messin with the girls who rock jordans and white tees.

-Red XIII-
04-08-2006, 01:22 AM
yeah. I'd rather have them wear a black tee LOL

Relena
04-08-2006, 01:22 AM
How long have you been dating?

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:25 AM
2 weeks

Relena
04-08-2006, 01:30 AM
Did you do anything to her before?

Agent Proto
04-08-2006, 01:30 AM
You did nothing my man. Girls that can't make up their minds need a lesson in making up their mind faster. One, minute she didn't want chicken, the next she wants KFC. What's it gonna be lady, chicken or no chicken? Besides, she could have free chicken. :d

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:32 AM
Cassy I did nothing.
Pr00t is right on it. Thats what Im thinking.

-Red XIII-
04-08-2006, 01:33 AM
i would've snapped. You were preachin' from the bible when you said 'Get out.'

Relena
04-08-2006, 01:34 AM
Men.

Awesomeman
04-08-2006, 01:35 AM
what kind of fried chicken did you have? Maybe she wanted honey BBQ?

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:35 AM
Homemade and KFC.

Vincent, Thunder God
04-08-2006, 01:40 AM
There are two sides to this conflict. Granted, she is being a little immature, but so are you. (No offense) You were pretty quick to get mad, such as

"Get out of my house" and
"You're stupid"

Try to be a little more sensitive. And besides, if you don't like her don't be her girlfriend! Maybe it's not the right match.

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:41 AM
I like her. But a few days before that she started doing this whole I love you thing.

Awesomeman
04-08-2006, 01:43 AM
Homemade and KFC.

what flavor? Maybe she wanted some of the special flavors like honey BBQ and hot and spicey.

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:45 AM
I doesnt matter what flavor those were the options. She expressed that she was hungry so I offered food.

Awesomeman
04-08-2006, 01:48 AM
I doesnt matter what flavor those were the options. She expressed that she was hungry so I offered food.

Yeah, but everyone has their own tastes. I won't eat something I don't prefer even if I'm hungry. Like Tuna casserol...

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:49 AM
Grrrr she was given options if she didnt want it she should have just said no.

Psychotic
04-08-2006, 01:50 AM
Thread of the year.

Awesomeman
04-08-2006, 01:51 AM
I thought she did say no.... ???

Evastio
04-08-2006, 01:53 AM
I have to agree with Vincent, Thunder God. You should've been a little more patient. Also, you should've paid more attention your girlfriend's feelings. Was something bothering her that made her unable to focus on what she wanted to eat?

Men.
I hope you don't mean me. :( I'd never do anything like that to my girlfriend. If I had one...

Relena
04-08-2006, 01:55 AM
Not all of them. :)

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 01:55 AM
Shes ot happy with the chicken thats fine. I go and Im about to eat and shes angry for eating in front of her like Im starving her and then I tell her just pick something and she chooses the KFC. Nuuh Thats wrong. She cant decide until Im about to eat. And then she chooses what was right in her face the whole time. No thats stupid.

-Red XIII-
04-08-2006, 01:56 AM
I have to agree with Vincent, Thunder God. You should've been a little more patient. Also, you should've paid more attention your girlfriend's feelings. Was something bothering her that made her unable to focus on what she wanted to eat?

Men.
I hope you don't mean me. :( I'd never do anything like that to my girlfriend. If I had one...


I thank you, sir! YOu made me 'think'! That made since! last time I had to think was... in '97!

Awesomeman
04-08-2006, 01:56 AM
I have to agree with Vincent, Thunder God. You should've been a little more patient. Also, you should've paid more attention your girlfriend's feelings. Was something bothering her that made her unable to focus on what she wanted to eat?

Men.
I hope you don't mean me. :( I'd never do anything like that to my girlfriend. If I had one...

I agree with Evastio

theundeadhero
04-08-2006, 02:58 AM
I am also drinking pink lemonade kool-aid today!

I wasn't eating chicken though. I had ham and cheese.

Women, you don't mess with a white man when he's having ham and cheese and kool aid.

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 03:15 AM
I am also drinking pink lemonade kool-aid today!

I wasn't eating chicken though. I had ham and cheese.

Women, you don't mess with a white man when he's having ham and cheese and kool aid.
Never heard that one before.

Druggelz
04-08-2006, 09:56 AM
Owkay, when someone acts like that (and not only girls act like that:-) ) It's better to ask whats wrong, what is on her mind.... Because something was bothering her....
One big tip when there is something wrong: ACTIVE LISTENING, this really helps. It means that you ask what's wrong and let her explain, let her talk, you just listen, nod, sometimes say someting. So she has controll over the conversation
For example: I'm taking your situation

Me: what do you want to eat
Her: I dont know
Me: What you mean you dont know, are you hungry?
Her Yeah
Me: Well what you got a taste for
Her: I dont know

this is good, you ask and listen

Me: What's wrong, do you want to talk about it?
Her: No (She will probably say no)
Me: If you don't want to talk about it, that's fine. But if there is somthing wrong and I can help........
now she might begin to talk

The thing is, this is not entirely your fault, don't blame it on you. She is the one with a problem, she doesn't want to talk about it, she makes you feel uncomfortable. The only thing you coul've done is ask and listen


That's just my opinion, not THE right answer. (I studied something like that on school, we had to write a paper about a conversation that went wrong and explain why it went wrong and stuff like that....)

Miriel
04-08-2006, 10:55 AM
You called your girlfriend stupid and told her to get out of your house. Over chicken.

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Zante
04-08-2006, 11:19 AM
I think you were mean to her.

'eMeRaLdFaYe'
04-08-2006, 12:55 PM
Yeah, I think you were kinda mean to her (no offense really)... you could've been more understanding and try to know what was kind of bothering her, or you could've told her like, "Baby, what's wrong? Are you okay or something? If there's something wrong or something is bothering you, you can tell me and maybe I'll help out?" .. or something like that... Sometimes, girls are like that like in your conversation(I've experience that before), and my guy friends always asks me what's wrong and they're very understanding...

Well, I'm not making sense, but I do agree with the others, she was acting a little spoiled or something, but nonetheless, the conflict could've been prevented if acted in the right precautions..

I'm not making sense again..:eep:

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 03:01 PM
Im a guy I dont understand or ask questions about how you feel emotionally.

DK
04-08-2006, 03:11 PM
You don't mess with a black man when he's having chicken and kool aid. The bitch had to go.
Its true. Im sorry but you just dont mess with a black man when hes having chicken and kool aid.

This is what it comes down to people, it's so easy to understand. You don't mess with a black man when he's having chicken and kool aid. End of story.


Thread of the year.

QFMFT.

Shaun
04-08-2006, 03:20 PM
Arguing over chicken. Heh, perhaps I should be glad I'm not in a relationship...

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 03:21 PM
It wasnt about chicken its about general indescisiveness.

And chicken.

Shaun
04-08-2006, 03:23 PM
;) True that. I was just using chicken as the example. Thank God some women aren't so picky.

Zante
04-08-2006, 03:25 PM
Im a guy I dont understand or ask questions about how you feel emotionally.

Maybie you should. ;)

And I fail to see what the fuss was about. So she couldnt decide what she wants to eat, so what?

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 03:28 PM
Its annoying when they say their hungry and you offer something and they say they dont want it and then they say they want what was in their face the entire time.

DK
04-08-2006, 03:29 PM
She fails to decide what she wants to eat, turns down the offer of chicken and then moans when he ate in front of her. While I admit his reaction was rather extreme, she was also being an asshat. :P

Resha
04-08-2006, 03:38 PM
Hey, just because she wanted KFC doesn't mean she wanted chicken. Maybe she just wanted their yummy mashed potatoes. :mad2:

Shaun
04-08-2006, 03:40 PM
Isn't the general point in going to KFC to eat the chicken?

Resha
04-08-2006, 03:44 PM
*insert comment about: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll die of bird flu11r67hs11!!!!11!!!!1!11 :nonono: here*

Nah, not always. :greenie: I don't.

Listen, Ballixtsjd Man, maybe your girlfriend just had a PMS craving for KFC mashed potatoes... Most women do. It's this phase we go through. You must live with it. Or DIE a painful death~

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 03:47 PM
All my ambitions of becoming a pimp are now ruined.

DK
04-08-2006, 03:49 PM
No, my good man, you have already attained the level of Super-Pimp.

Resha
04-08-2006, 03:52 PM
Clearly, Dan would know :p

DK
04-08-2006, 03:53 PM
Back in the Hareem, Farter. :mad2:

Resha
04-08-2006, 03:54 PM
Hareem? :mad: Don't understand your pimp-ish lingo sorry :grinpink:

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 03:57 PM
Its in the Harem. Or house filled with scantily clad women waiting to get paid for sex.

DK
04-08-2006, 03:57 PM
That's a Brothel xD

Resha
04-08-2006, 03:58 PM
This thread is a brothel, dangit :(

MadHero
04-08-2006, 04:00 PM
I worked at a brother once, as a cleaning maid, seriously the job description was so innacurate :(

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 04:00 PM
Brothel Harem same diffference.

Rye
04-08-2006, 05:09 PM
Do you know Az? He'd approve of this thread, and I do also.

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 05:11 PM
Az?

Raistlin
04-08-2006, 05:23 PM
Do you know Az? He'd approve of this thread, and I do also.
Haha, but the real question is: is his girlfriend asian? If so, we may have discovered a new Gaijin power.

Evastio
04-08-2006, 05:37 PM
Im a guy I dont understand or ask questions about how you feel emotionally.
There's no rule that says guys can't care about others feelings. Besides, I think talking to her and apologizing to her is the only way to keep your relationship together.

Ballistix Man
04-08-2006, 05:44 PM
Fuck taht I dont have a thing to apoligize for.The girl is half korean half black.

Rye
04-08-2006, 05:46 PM
Do you know Az? He'd approve of this thread, and I do also.
Haha, but the real question is: is his girlfriend asian? If so, we may have discovered a new Gaijin power.

Gaijin Smash that chick who messes with your chicken and Kool-Aid? That sounds like it would be called Gaijin Culinary Barricade or something like that.

-Red XIII-
04-08-2006, 06:40 PM
smurf taht I dont have a thing to apoligize for.The girl is half korean half black.


I've never heard of that mix, before. Then again, people tell me that whe I tell them I'm Black and Greek. But still...

Chaos
04-08-2006, 11:25 PM
Hehehe chicken....just to let you know that not all girlfriends are that petty.

I would of gone for noodles or something else, personally.

I don't like KFC.

Anaisa
04-08-2006, 11:42 PM
You got off lucky, normally it goes something like this Man: Are you hungry? Woman:Yes, but I don't know what I fancy. Man: *gives her a list of food they could get* Woman: No, it's alright, I'm not that hungry. Man goes to buy food an returns, *starts eating food* Woman: Can I have a little taste? Man:You said you didn't want any? Woman: I only want a little bit. See, at least your girlfreind didn't start trying to scavenge food off you. If she did, would you have beat her?

Peegee
04-09-2006, 12:14 AM
Your girlfriend is insane. You did the right thing.

Ballistix Man
04-09-2006, 07:51 AM
You got off lucky, normally it goes something like this Man: Are you hungry? Woman:Yes, but I don't know what I fancy. Man: *gives her a list of food they could get* Woman: No, it's alright, I'm not that hungry. Man goes to buy food an returns, *starts eating food* Woman: Can I have a little taste? Man:You said you didn't want any? Woman: I only want a little bit. See, at least your girlfreind didn't start trying to scavenge food off you. If she did, would you have beat her?
No I would have thrown her out on her ass.

Ki Ki
04-09-2006, 07:58 AM
She sounds like a girl to me! =D

Del Murder
04-09-2006, 08:45 AM
You know what they say man, bitches ain't smurf but smurf and smurf.

Lychon
04-09-2006, 09:01 AM
You know what they say man, bitches ain't smurf but smurf and smurf.

I think this comes down to compromise. If you disregard your girlfriend in favor of eating chicken and drinking kool-aid, then maybe she's not who you're looking for. I have never been in a relationship because I NEVER FUCKING COMPROMISE. Once I find a woman whom I can love without compromising what I am searching for, then she would be goddess of my world. I don't care if it takes her a lifetime to decide what she wants to eat, or if she changes her mind a billion times. She's the goddess, end of story. :cool:

-LYCHON

KoShiatar
04-09-2006, 02:52 PM
Your girl acted rather spoiled, but you were sure rude.