What's the best Yo Momma joke?

[-Red XIII-]

I know some folks that be goin' at it on them jokes. Let's see who has the best.

[Ballistix Man]

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean spain claimed for the new world

[-Red XIII-]

LOL!!!

A'ight. Uh...

Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

[Ballistix Man]

Yo moma so dumb she went to a drug store for heroin

[-Red XIII-]

yo momma so dumb she chased after a school bus filled with white people yellin, "Stop that twinkie!"

[Shaun]

Yo momma is so fat, she took a spoon to Superbowl!

Heh, can't remember many right now...

[-Red XIII-]

Yo momma is so fat, she took a spoon to Superbowl!

Heh, can't remember many right now...

That woulda been REAL tight, but try and change it to a 'yo momm so stupid' joke

[Ballistix Man]

Yo mama so dum when she heard it was chilli outside she got a bowl.

[-Red XIII-]

Here's a long one.

yo momma headed for disneyland. when she was on a highway, she saw a sign going to the left that said "Disnyland-left". so she turned around and went home.

[Shaun]

Yo momma is so fat, she took a spoon to Superbowl!

Heh, can't remember many right now...

That woulda been REAL tight, but try and change it to a 'yo momm so stupid' joke

Yeah, I guess that makes more sense. Isn't there a word that contains both obesity and stupidity? :p


Here's a long one.

yo momma headed for disneyland. when she was on a highway, she saw a sign going to the left that said "Disnyland-left". so she turned around and went home.

I thought that was a blonde joke.

[Fatal Impurity]

yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the sofa

[Ballistix Man]

Stubesity

[-Red XIII-]

obesity and stupidity put into one word... "... daaaaamn."

[Shaun]

:D

[-Red XIII-]

yo momma so ugly she gotta trick-or-treat over the phone.

[DK]

Jack. Jack Momma.

[cloud_doll]

Yo mama's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, "Hey, where'd Grandma go?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper

Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

[Ballistix Man]

Yo momma so dumb she waited 24 hours to get into a 24 hour store.

[amratis]

I actually have a Yo Momma poster. With about 100 Yo Mamma jokes. When I'm not busy doing house work and if this threads still around I'll go get some off it. Off hand though

"Yo momma so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving".

[DK]

"Yo momma so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving".

White Men Can't Jump :love:

[-Red XIII-]

you momma so old she farts dust.

yo momma so stupid I caught her starin at a orange juice carton for 3 hours cuz it said "concentrate"

yo momma so fat she got stretch marks on her panties.

that's a couple. heh, heh.

[Rikku_Yuffie_girl]

Youre mommas so nasty she turn right guard left

[-Red XIII-]

yo momma so poor she can't afford welfare

[Resha]

leave my momma alone :( Is this what years of over-advertising Mother's Day got momma?

[MadHero]

Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

[-Red XIII-]

leave my momma alone :( Is this what years of over-advertising Mother's Day got momma?


........:eek: I'm appaled!

Continue!

Yo momma so stupid she failed a blood test.

[Resha]

Why are you appalled?

Your poppa so fat he got stuck.

Now you can be appalled :laugh:

[DK]

Your poppa so fat he got stuck in yo momma.

Pooja you're disgusting. :mad:

Edit: And don't think your quick editing is fooling anyone. I saw what you wrote.

[-Red XIII-]

Why are you appalled?

Your poppa so fat he got stuck.

Now you can be appalled :laugh:

I hope that was a joke and not an attempt to try and roast me (or flaming or whatever). I hope very much.

[Resha]

Why are you appalled?

Your poppa so fat he got stuck.

Now you can be appalled :laugh:

I hope that was a joke and not an attempt to try and roast me (or flaming or whatever). I hope very much.
:confused: I was kidding. Did...did you get hurt by my converting a yo momma joke into a yo poppa one? :( I'm sorry.

Edit: Dan you are an awful slandering man

[-Red XIII-]

Naw, man. It just that yesterday some dude named Marc tried to flame me (on this site), so I set him straight. I ain't afraid to do that, ever. Besides, I don't have a dad, so you can't feally hurt me! Hah, hah!

[Ballistix Man]

Your poppa so fat he got stuck in yo momma.
Wow I fell out of my seat on that. Thats cold therr.
:mad: At Resha for that quick editing.

[Jess]

I had your mom.

OH MY GOD I AM SO ORIGINAL!

[-Red XIII-]

He said that!? No way! That's tight right there, man! Why'd you edit it? That woulda been sick.

[Resha]

I wasn't talking about your dad Red XII o___o I just changed a yo momma joke into a yo poppa joke to scandalise everyone. Sorry though.

I DIDN'T EDIT NOTHING. YOU PEOPLE...

Though that's quite a good one, eh?

[-Red XIII-]

Yeah, it's sick! The joke is tight, man! That's why I started this thread! jokes like that keep this alive, man!

[MadHero]

Am I the only one incredibly confused by Red XIII?

[-Red XIII-]

No. i'm confused by me too.

[Rye]

What did one egg say to the other? Yolk Mamma so fat! :D

[friedpork]

Yo momma is so fat, on a rainy day she thought the highway was a slip and slide

Yo momma is a shotgun, two cocks and shes loaded

[Momiji]

Am I the only one incredibly confused by Red XIII?


Nope. The grammar here is killing me. Let me fix one, just to be a jerk.


Yo momma so stupid she failed a blood test.

Now, when gramatically corrected and politically corrected so you stuck-up politically correct people here aren't offended,

Your mother is so mentally impaired that she did not pass a blood test. 'Stupid' and 'Failed' are words that are minorly offensive, and it may upset some people here. Hahahaha.

I love being mean. :p

[Vincent, Thunder God]

"Listen Kid, I've been a bus driver for 20 years, so I know these things. Yo Momma is so fat, I've seen vans thinner than her."

[radyk05]

yo momma so fat that she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.

yo momma so fat she got her own zip code.

[The Devourer Of Worlds]

Your momma is so fat that she was ridiculed in public, which caused an inferiority complex that lead to severe depression. Eventually she committed suicide by overdosing on muscle relaxants.

But in a funny way.

[Ballistix Man]

Yo mommas hair is so short that instead of lookin like a girl she looks like not a girl but a boy.
Yo mommas so old her social security code is 1

[-Red XIII-]

Your momma is so fat that she was ridiculed in public, which caused an inferiority complex that lead to severe depression. Eventually she committed suicide by overdosing on muscle relaxants.

But in a funny way.

Ima make sure I watch out for you, man.

[Giga Guess]

Yo momma so greasy she slid for first and ended up in Kansas.

Yo momma so fat, it takes her 3 trips to haul ass.

[-Red XIII-]

yo momma so fat it takes 2 busses and a train to get on her good side

[Captain Maxx Power]

Please transfer any Your Mama jokes to the designated area. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Your_mama_so_fat)

[Necronopticous]

Ah, <A href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dozens">the dozens.</A>

[-Red XIII-]

Please transfer any Your Mama jokes to the designated area. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Your_mama_so_fat)


Eh, this link he got right here goes to some scientific yo momma jokes.
that's pretty deep... I think.

[McLovin']

Yo momma's so ugly that when I put my butt out the window and she put her face out the window people thought we were twins.

Yo momma's so ugly when the terminator said Ill be back he left running.

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.


The Truth about Yo Mama. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yo+mama)

[-Red XIII-]

yo momma so poor she eats she eats cerial with a fork so she can save the milk for later.

you momma so stupid she stried to arrange M&M's alphabetically

yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections

[Spammerman]

Yo momma so fat when she ran a cop pulled her over and said please step out of the vehicle.

[-Red XIII-]

Yo momma so fat she saw her phone number on the scale.

yo momma so fat a picture of her fell of the wall

yo momma so ugly she got sued for indecent exposure for looking out the window

[McLovin']

Yo momma's so fat she got a new job at the Cinema, she works as the screen.

[SoulTaker*]

Yo momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application. Oh!

[-Red XIII-]

Yo momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application. Oh!

That's origional. I like that.

[McLovin']

Cmon guys. I heard these when I was 5. :p

[-Red XIII-]

Cmon guys. I heard these when I was 5. :p


I bet you played video games when you were, like, five.

[Zeldy]

Nobody says them here. Thankgod. Keep your american catchphrases to yourself kthx

[-Red XIII-]

yo momma so poor I walked through the front door and tripped over the back door

[McLovin']

Nobody says them here. Thankgod. Keep your american catchphrases to yourself kthx


What?

[-Red XIII-]

Nobody says them here. Thankgod. Keep your american catchphrases to yourself kthx


What?


You read my mind, Sephy dude.

[themagicroundabout]

"Yo momma isn't very good at playing board games compared to me."

[Mangekyō]

Your mommas so poor, someone stepped on her pennie, and she said " Hey dont do that, thats my life savings"

Your mommas so fat her belt is the equator

Your mommas so fat she has three shirt sizes, large, jumbo, and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARD US!!

Your momas so fat she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing.

[McLovin']

I think that last one goes:

Your momas so fat she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing "We are family."

[Mangekyō]

Yeah thats it, i knew i missed somthin

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yo momma's so poor she brought coupon's to a 99 cent store. :D

[Ballistix Man]

Yo momma's so poor she brought coupon's to a 99 cent store. :D
http://i2.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/svi0ld.jpg

[Erdrick Holmes]

Your mother's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.

[-Red XIII-]

Yo momma so fat you miss three commercials when she walks by the T.V.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yo momma's so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday. :)

[Epiphany]

Yo momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

P.s not only Americans are saying these, kthx.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and she died.

And yes not only Americans say these :D

[Tempest]

Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and she died.
lol

My lame one. Yo momma's so fat that when she's around the house, she's AROUND the house.

[-Red XIII-]

Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and she died.
lol

My lame one. Yo momma's so fat that when she's around the house, she's AROUND the house.


Eh, that joke ain't lame. It's... uh... classic! Yeah.

[Tempest]

Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and she died.
lol

My lame one. Yo momma's so fat that when she's around the house, she's AROUND the house.


Eh, that joke ain't lame. It's... uh... classic! Yeah.
Geez, thanks. :p

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yo momma is so stupid she was on her way to DisneyWorld and came up on a sign that said "DisneyWorld left <----". So she turned around and went home.

[-Red XIII-]

Yo momma is so stupid she was on her way to DisneyWorld and came up on a sign that said "DisneyWorld left <----". So she turned around and went home.


I heard that on that "Yo Momma" show last night. You see it too?

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

No, Ive never seen it. Maybe I should sometime.

[McLovin']

Yo momma's ass is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs of crack.

[Awesomeman]

your momma's so fat she ways alot :)

I like ruining things :)

[Mittopotahis]

Ya mumma has more rolls than a bakery.
Ya mumma has more chins than China.

And, my personal favourite, but has been said before

Ya mumma's so dumb she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order.

[friedpork]

Yo momma's so fat that if she was in japan ppl will be yelling, GODZILLA!!!

[Peegee]

Yous momma's so stupid she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in mid air.

Yous momma's so ugly she knitted you a sweater in the summer.

Yous momma's so inbred she didn't watch Ice Age 2 because it said PG13 and she only had 3 friends

Yous momma's so fat when she stood on a scale she thought a quarterback was a refund.

owned.

[-Red XIII-]

Yo momma's ass is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs of crack.

If I wasn't broke right now I'd pay you for that joke. :D

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yo momma's so fat when she stood on a scale it said her phone number.

[-Red XIII-]

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

[Reeno the Alchemist]

i got one its crummy though but i know rikku_yuffie_girl will like it okay here it is
yo mamma so ugly it makes yuna look good

[-Red XIII-]

i got one its crummy though but i know rikku_yuffie_girl will like it okay here it is
yo mamma so ugly it makes yuna look good


.... :cry:... but I like Yuna...

[Avathar]

....:cry: ... but I like Yuna...

Me too (well, from X-2 that is;) ):cry: :D

^_- I'll try a Yo Momma joke...

Yo Momma so dirty, she makes mud look clean.

:tongue:

[Sergeant Hartman]

Yo momma is so fat whenever she wears a yellow jacket everybody shouts taxi.

[The Void]

Yo Mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo Mama so fat she wakes up in secctions
Yo Mama so fat when she back up she beep

Yo Mama so lazy she got a remote control just to operate her remote

Yo Mama so ugly that your father take's her to work with him so that he dosen't have to kiss her goodbye

Hahaha, nothing beats a Yo Mama joke, unless it's a joke about an Ex Girlfriend (man i hate my ex :mad2: ), think i'm gonna go post in the Hate Thread

[Reeno the Alchemist]

sorry -red Xlll- but me and rikku_yuffie_girl whish yuna was dead

[Ballistix Man]

Yo mooma so fat when I saw her carrying a pig and asked where she got it. The pig said I won it at a raffle.

[Shiny]

Yo mamma so hairy that when she goes to the beach people see her and say Cha Cha Cha Cheeya!

[Crop]

Yo mamma so dumb she sat on the TV to watch the sofa.

[The Void]

Yo mamma so hairy that when she goes to the beach people see her and say Cha Cha Cha Cheeya!

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[Shiny]

LOL Void, Cheeya pets are these green furry things that can grow furrier when you water them, or something like that.

[McLovin']

Yo momma's so dumb when she got pregnant she asked the doctor are you sure its mine?

[Laugh at face of Danger]

Yo Momma so old, her breast milk is powder

[Lychon]

Yo momma is such a fucking fat bitch, she got hit by a bus, then turned around and said "Who threw that rock?" :D

-LYCHON

[-Red XIII-]

Yo mooma so fat when I saw her carrying a pig and asked where she got it. The pig said I won it at a raffle.


I KNOW I heard that on that "Yo momma" show!

[Despotus]

Yo mama's so fat, when she go to the beach she's the only one who gets a tan.

Yo mama's so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the Ws.

[Fatal Impurity]

yo momma is like a shotgun 5 cocks and shes loaded

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yo momma's so dumb she saw a bus and ran after it yelling "TWINKIEEE!!!!" :D

Yo momma's so old she owes Jesus 5 bucks.

Yo momma's so poor I was passing by her house and stepped on a lit cigarrette accross the street and I heard her yell "hey who turned off the light?!"

[Zeldy]

Yo momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

P.s not only Americans are saying these, kthx.
I meant my area, not the whole of the UK obviously.
Ive never once heard "Ya mamma" from someone from St Helens.

[GooeyToast]

Yo momma so fat, she has to FedEx the food to her stomach.

[NeoCracker]

Yo mama so fat you can just slap her thigh and ride the wave.

[Shauna]

I've never heard a 'Yo Mamma' joke up here. If someone made one of them, they'd get their arses kicked, as I find that most people here get kinda aggressive when people insult their mothers. I saw it happen once. Wasn't pretty. :cool:

But, yeah online is the first time I've seen any of these jokes. :D

[SoulTaker*]

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo momma so nasty, she asked me to talk dirty to her during sex and I screamed, "Yo Kitchen!"

Yo momma so ugly, you have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Yo momma is so fat, that when God said, "Let there be light!" He asked her to move.

[Ramza Beoulve]

I've never heard a 'Yo Mamma' joke up here. If someone made one of them, they'd get their arses kicked, as I find that most people here get kinda aggressive when people insult their mothers. I saw it happen once. Wasn't pretty. :cool:

But, yeah online is the first time I've seen any of these jokes. :D
Ditto :moomba:

[friedpork]

Yo momma so fat she fell on love and broke it

[Casey]

Oh yeah... (in response to a mama joke) Your mom goes to college!

[tailz]

your momma so fat that when i roll over twice im still upon her

[Fatal Impurity]

your mommas so fat her weist size is "equatorial"