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Quina
04-09-2006, 05:22 AM
I do every day.

eestlinc
04-09-2006, 05:28 AM
I try.

The Summoner of Leviathan
04-09-2006, 05:35 AM
Masticating is fun. I am doing it right now.

Moon Rabbits
04-09-2006, 05:41 AM
Yes, it's needed in order for a human to survive.

Miriel
04-09-2006, 05:42 AM
Sometimes I'm in a rush and I don't masticate like I should.

Markus. D
04-09-2006, 05:43 AM
To chew (food)?


yeah ovcourse... if the food needs chewing, I goto chew it.

Yamaneko
04-09-2006, 05:48 AM
With the help of a fork, although that sometimes can get uncomfortable.

Moon Rabbits
04-09-2006, 05:50 AM
With the help of a fork, although that sometimes can get uncomfortable.

Hahahahahahahahaha. oh my.

Quina
04-09-2006, 05:52 AM
I use my hands to help. I'm sloppy.

Moon Rabbits
04-09-2006, 05:59 AM
Old people have to get other people to masticate for them.

Markus. D
04-09-2006, 06:08 AM
ya know, this topic is so completely sus.....

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
04-09-2006, 06:08 AM
Yes, yes I do. I like to masticate slowly. The slower the mastication, the better the swallow. I am a master masticater/masticator.

mooglebunni608
04-09-2006, 06:13 AM
lmao XD XD
yes I masticate but sometimes I don't and then I usually start to choke...

Avarice-ness
04-09-2006, 06:23 AM
Man, This is by far the best thread ever, I can't even masticate because I'm afraid of choking. Plus.. the forks getting in the way, So I guess I have to stop masticating now, or I might die.
Death by mastication.

Rengori
04-09-2006, 06:25 AM
Yes, or I'd choke and die. And then I'd be sad.

Avarice-ness
04-09-2006, 06:26 AM
Yes, or I'd choke and die. And then I'd be sad.
Ren, Masticate or Die.
It's the law.


Everytime you masticate, God kills a cow.

Rengori
04-09-2006, 06:28 AM
Yes, or I'd choke and die. And then I'd be sad.
Ren, Masticate or Die.
It's the law.


Everytime you masticate, God kills a cow.
Well duh, that's what I'm masticating!

Avarice-ness
04-09-2006, 06:29 AM
Yes, or I'd choke and die. And then I'd be sad.
Ren, Masticate or Die.
It's the law.


Everytime you masticate, God kills a cow.
Well duh, that's what I'm masticating!
Good, Let's masticate together and destroy the cow population. :D

Rengori
04-09-2006, 06:31 AM
Yes, or I'd choke and die. And then I'd be sad.
Ren, Masticate or Die.
It's the law.


Everytime you masticate, God kills a cow.
Well duh, that's what I'm masticating!
Good, Let's masticate together and destroy the cow population. :D
It be easier to let the rest of the fat-ass American population do that for us instead. I'm too lazy from masticating all the time.

Avarice-ness
04-09-2006, 06:34 AM
Yes, or I'd choke and die. And then I'd be sad.
Ren, Masticate or Die.
It's the law.


Everytime you masticate, God kills a cow.
Well duh, that's what I'm masticating!
Good, Let's masticate together and destroy the cow population. :D
It be easier to let the rest of the fat-ass American population do that for us instead. I'm too lazy from masticating all the time.
It will have to end with a mastication overKill.
But I have yet to masticate enough to kill anything.
Other then the cows I masticate.
I like masticating...

The Devourer Of Worlds
04-09-2006, 06:34 AM
This thread is almost as lame as I am after I’m through masticating…

Denmark
04-09-2006, 06:56 AM
Only in public.

Xaven
04-09-2006, 07:50 AM
This joke died around this time in 2005 for me. Some of my friends still bring it up, though. :p

Yes.

blackmage_nuke
04-09-2006, 08:22 AM
Of course I masticate, what else would I do with my 9 inch banana?

The Summoner of Leviathan
04-09-2006, 08:26 AM
My favorite part is after, when I swallow.

Lychon
04-09-2006, 08:30 AM
Pudding, bitches. :cool:

-LYCHON

Avarice-ness
04-09-2006, 08:35 AM
Of course I masticate, what else would I do with my 9 inch banana?
Well you could give it to me.
Everyone loves some banana masticating.

'eMeRaLdFaYe'
04-09-2006, 08:49 AM
What's masticating? :confused:

Del Murder
04-09-2006, 08:51 AM
It's a natural part of growing up.

Zante
04-09-2006, 08:51 AM
What's masticating? :confused:

Chewing.

Crop
04-09-2006, 09:21 AM
I do it all the time, it tastes so good.

'eMeRaLdFaYe'
04-09-2006, 09:25 AM
What's masticating? :confused:

Chewing.
Chewing what? :confused:

Crop
04-09-2006, 09:26 AM
What's masticating? :confused:

Chewing.
Chewing what? :confused:


Food.

Xaven
04-09-2006, 09:28 AM
What's masticating? :confused:

Chewing.
Chewing what? :confused:


Food.
Let's hope it's food.

Rostum
04-09-2006, 09:48 AM
It feels great. =)

DMKA
04-09-2006, 10:02 AM
What's masticating? :confused:

Chewing.
Chewing what? :confused:


Food.
Gee, thanks for ruining the thread.

Old Manus
04-09-2006, 10:04 AM
I think you mean MASTURBATE HAHAHAHAHAHA AMIRITE

Morgoth_Bauglir
04-09-2006, 10:04 AM
how the heck would we be able to live if we did not chew our food?what kind of thread is this?

Captain Maxx Power
04-09-2006, 11:09 AM
Only when I'm ensurient.

Shoden
04-09-2006, 11:41 AM
Everyday, I can masticate fast and hard. Just hope their aint any foil in the mouth.

-N-
04-09-2006, 11:41 AM
Reusing old material already, Del? It's just April. :p

Cz
04-09-2006, 11:58 AM
It used to be that my whole family would gather round the kitchen table and masticate together, but nowadays we just go up into the living room and do it while watching Anne Robinson on The Weakest Link.

Avathar
04-09-2006, 12:00 PM
It's odd, though: when i masticate, i usually fake it when i come to the dining room.:D

Dreddz
04-09-2006, 12:12 PM
I do a little too much, the pain of un-masticated food down my back is something I have to avoid.

Avathar
04-09-2006, 12:15 PM
You know, in the southern regions of Japan they masticate on women? Yeah, it's sort of an ancient tradition.:D :D

'eMeRaLdFaYe'
04-09-2006, 12:29 PM
Okay... I get the idea now... :eep:

Neco Arc
04-09-2006, 12:31 PM
yes... all the time...

Levian
04-09-2006, 01:12 PM
I'm trying to cut down on it.

amratis
04-09-2006, 01:14 PM
Masticating is very good for everyone, you more you do it, the better it is for you.

Levian
04-09-2006, 01:22 PM
Unless you're really overweight. Then it's for the greater good that you don't masticate all that much.

Laugh at face of Danger
04-09-2006, 01:27 PM
not very thoroughly, but i love to masticate gum!

Avathar
04-09-2006, 01:28 PM
It's healthy, everyone does it(:cool: yes, even you masticate, Mr. T http://mrtdance.ytmnd.com/)

McLovin'
04-09-2006, 01:31 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=masticating

amratis
04-09-2006, 01:37 PM
Unless you're really overweight. Then it's for the greater good that you don't masticate all that much.

Well, I suppose this is true indeed. However, thorough mastication can help the body out cant it?

Levian
04-09-2006, 01:40 PM
Unless you're really overweight. Then it's for the greater good that you don't masticate all that much.

Well, I suppose this is true indeed. However, thorough mastication can help the body out cant it?

Sure thing, baby. I'll help you out if you're not quite sure how to do it.

McLovin'
04-09-2006, 01:54 PM
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?mastic03.wav=mastication

THE COMPUTER SPEAKS!!!!

amratis
04-09-2006, 01:58 PM
Sure thing, baby. I'll help you out if you're not quite sure how to do it.

Hey that might be nice, I sure do like to keep healthy. :) It's always interesting to see how other people masticate.

ScottNUMBERS
04-09-2006, 02:16 PM
Yeah, I do it at dinner-time too, I thought I was the only one. :rolleyes2

Edit: Oh masticating? fuck, how embarrassing! :aimblush:

blackmage_nuke
04-09-2006, 02:19 PM
I hear you can hurt yourself masticating, is this true?

Avathar
04-09-2006, 02:24 PM
You could always strain a muscle if you masticate to hard. If it's getting soar, just take it easy for a couple of days. Although i masticate furmly almost every day, really.

KoShiatar
04-09-2006, 02:33 PM
Sure, I masticate. Sometimes I also chew the internal side of my own cheek. Ouch. Self-eating is not cool at all.

Resha
04-09-2006, 02:34 PM
Yes, I love boluses. Bolii. Bolus'.

Giga Guess
04-09-2006, 04:22 PM
Many many times a day. In public too. I've done it with my sister a few times too.

theundeadhero
04-09-2006, 05:31 PM
I'm a little shy to talk about it.

Ballistix Man
04-09-2006, 05:36 PM
I masticate so much that I'm constantly sore. Hell I even masticated with a steak knife once.

The Void
04-09-2006, 05:43 PM
Do i masticate? Only when i ain't got a girlfriend :D :D :D

That was so childish but i coulden't help it :elk:

Ballistix Man
04-09-2006, 05:44 PM
So you dont chew when you dont ave a girlfriend The Void.

The Void
04-09-2006, 05:52 PM
So you dont chew when you dont ave a girlfriend The Void.

You know what i meant ;)

Seifer
04-09-2006, 06:53 PM
Does masticate mean poop? If so, then yes. If not, then no.

Laugh at face of Danger
04-09-2006, 07:00 PM
lol

Jess
04-09-2006, 07:03 PM
I'll masticate YOU, Quina. :mad2:

Roto13
04-09-2006, 08:11 PM
I stole this topic and posted it on another forum. Gold.

Itsunari 2000
04-09-2006, 08:12 PM
Yes.

Quina
04-09-2006, 08:54 PM
I'll masticate YOU, Quina. :mad2:
I would not like that I don't think.


I stole this topic and posted it on another forum. Gold.
Speaking of gold that will cost you 150 gold pieces (or pieces of eight for our European friends) for stealing my idea.

vampirepiggyhunter7
04-09-2006, 09:07 PM
^^
I have trouble masticating. The rubberbands get in the way and it gets all stretchy xD

Braces...

Dignified Pauper
04-09-2006, 09:26 PM
i don't masticate, i only swallow.

vampirepiggyhunter7
04-09-2006, 09:35 PM
i don't masticate, i only swallow.
So you must really like the white stuff, huh?
You know...

Mashed potatoes.

Dignified Pauper
04-09-2006, 10:07 PM
it's funny, cuz i'm gay. LOL

Roto13
04-09-2006, 10:08 PM
it's funny, cuz i'm gay.
XD

Rengori
04-09-2006, 10:52 PM
You know, in the southern regions of Japan they masticate on women? Yeah, it's sort of an ancient tradition.:D :D
Why would they masticate human women? Human meat is tough and stringy.

Avathar
04-09-2006, 11:23 PM
Why would they masticate human women? Human meat is tough and stringy.
LOL!:D


I'll masticate YOU, Quina. :mad2:
MORE LOL!