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Rye
04-15-2006, 01:20 PM
Name some urban legends that you know of, whether they be true or not. Urban Legends are fun.

I remember hearing when I was around 11 that some kid on a cruise ship died because he went underwater looking for the pineapple under the sea that Spongebob lived in. And that week, Spongebob didn't air, so I totally believe it then. I dunno if it's true now, but it's most likely not. xD

Tavrobel
04-15-2006, 01:27 PM
It probably isn't, because it's hard to think that a Sponge that wears pants would be real, especially if he could talk in English.

I've never heard this one though. The only ones I know are the two Koreans and the Chinese dude dying (separate incidents) because of World of Warcraft, and the Wendy's and McDonald's incidents. Chicken legs, and human fingers.

mega_tonberry
04-15-2006, 01:31 PM
I like the one about how your sitting down trying to do a jigsaw puzzle. When you finish and look at it, the image is a picture of you having just done that same puzzle with a serial killer standing right behind you.

Avathar
04-15-2006, 02:50 PM
- Wearing a cap alot causes baldness.

- Throwing a coin of a tall building can pierce through a human body.

Maxico
04-15-2006, 03:01 PM
A while ago I heard that at least two children in America were crushed, trying to hug the TV during teletubbies.

Shauna
04-15-2006, 03:06 PM
I thought the title said Spongebob takes livers. :cry:

Rye
04-15-2006, 03:24 PM
A while ago I heard that at least two children in America were crushed, trying to hug the TV during teletubbies.

Am I a terrible person for giggling while reading that?

And sorry, Shauna. Spongebob is no liver-thief. :mad2:

Shauna
04-15-2006, 03:32 PM
If he did, that would be some Urban legend! :p

Rye
04-15-2006, 03:34 PM
He did steal a balloon once though! On Free-Balloon Day! Scandalous!

project X
04-15-2006, 04:52 PM
That owl/clown one. I forgot how it goes, though. Something to do with babysitting and children and statues. :confused:

Roogle
04-15-2006, 04:54 PM
Oh, yeah, the one with the babysitter who called the parents and said that the owl statue was scaring her, and the parents told them to get out of the house because they didn't have an owl statue.

The owl statue attacked the babysitter and the kids and got them, anyway! Some warning. What useless parents!

project X
04-15-2006, 04:55 PM
That's the one. :love:

zoe poey
04-15-2006, 04:57 PM
you know if a sponge was in awater for a long time wouldnt it all shrivel up?

mooglebunni608
04-15-2006, 05:02 PM
oh, I heard this one about this chick who got pimple, and her mom told her not to pop it, but she did anyway, and it as full of itty bitty baby spiders! cuz they laid eggs on her face :D

project X
04-15-2006, 05:05 PM
OH YEAH. And the one about this chick who ate taco bell and there were some insect eggs in it and a week later, they hatched in her mouth or something. :love:

DMKA
04-15-2006, 05:07 PM
I heard this one about this massive thing full of porn and stolen music and people who can't spell once. Can't remember what they called it though.

Rye
04-15-2006, 05:20 PM
I heard this one about this massive thing full of porn and stolen music and people who can't spell once. Can't remember what they called it though.

Don't even TALK about such a thing. *shudders*

Roogle posted. <3

friedpork
04-15-2006, 07:09 PM
I've heard that if your college roomate dies, you would get an automatic perfect 4.0 gpa for the four years you are in college.

Shoeberto
04-15-2006, 07:12 PM
The girl and the broom incident. I'll leave it at that.

Total fabrication, but painful to hear about nonetheless.

DMKA
04-15-2006, 07:57 PM
I've heard that if your college roomate dies, you would get an automatic perfect 4.0 gpa for the four years you are in college.
I'm dorming it next semester for sure.

Luther X-Rated
04-16-2006, 08:50 PM
Psycho wolf boy is an urban legend in Texas!

Kawaii Ryűkishi
04-16-2006, 09:28 PM
Oh, yeah, the one with the babysitter who called the parents and said that the owl statue was scaring her, and the parents told them to get out of the house because they didn't have an owl statue.

The owl statue attacked the babysitter and the kids and got them, anyway! Some warning. What useless parents!It's more effective when it's described as a clown statue.

Erdrick Holmes
04-16-2006, 11:57 PM
I once read about a kid from Canada who spent so much time in his parents basement watching Law and Order re-runs and Kill Bill movies so much that he starved to death and died.

Rengori
04-17-2006, 12:07 AM
Am I a terrible person for giggling while reading that?Nope.

Anyway Rye, is it true that New York cab drivers don't pick up black people?

Rye
04-17-2006, 12:12 AM
Nope.

Anyway Rye, is it true that New York cab drivers don't pick up black people?

Naw, I think they do pick them up. xD Last time I checked, more than half of the cab drivers in NY aren't even white anyways, a large chunk of them are Asian and Black. In NYC, at least, that is. I don't go to NYC enough. ;____;

~SapphireStar~
04-17-2006, 12:22 AM
I remember reading in Heat magazine some years ago (I was in high school, so wow, it was long ago) and some 11 year old had watched South Park for the first time. He was so convinced he would be like Kenny, die and return the following week ... so he set himself on fire ... How the hell can you get that idea into your head?!

At first I had no symmpay (sp) for the kid because he was an idiot, like people who mimic Jackass. Then I thought of his family and felt symmpay for them.

Erdrick Holmes
04-17-2006, 12:38 AM
The disclaimer only makes me wanna do it more. [/milhouse]

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
04-17-2006, 12:47 AM
The girl and the broom incident. I'll leave it at that.

Total fabrication, but painful to hear about nonetheless.
Oh yeah, that one is real bad. Makes me glad to be a guy.

black orb
04-17-2006, 02:04 AM
A while ago I heard that at least two children in America were crushed, trying to hug the TV during teletubbies.
>>> LOL!!..

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
04-17-2006, 02:50 AM
A while ago I heard that at least two children in America were crushed, trying to hug the TV during teletubbies.
I feel so horrible for laughing at that...

Acid Raine
04-17-2006, 02:58 AM
Why do I not get the Teletubbies one? I feel dumb now.....

And what was the girl with the broom? Spoiler tag it if you must, for the weak hearted ones.

Yeah, urban legends are funny, like that one where the guy saw Psycho, so we went around in drag, killing women in the shower.

EDIT: I get the Teletubbies one....O_o My mind is dancing with flattened toddlers. Charade, I am.

kikimm
04-17-2006, 03:02 AM
If you eat poprocks and drink soda at the same time your stomach will explode or something!

Acid Raine
04-17-2006, 03:06 AM
If you eat poprocks and drink soda at the same time your stomach will explode or something!
Its true! That kid from the Life cereal commercials DIED because of Poprocks. :greenie: serves the dumb kid right....

Kawaii Ryűkishi
04-17-2006, 03:08 AM
Its true!Don't make me start citing Snopes.

RSL
04-17-2006, 03:12 AM
I love snopes. And I love busting it out every time someone says "shaving your hair makes it grow back faster and thicker!" Yeah, then guys who shave every day would have some mighty thick hairs.

Acid Raine
04-17-2006, 03:15 AM
Im not an idiot. Of course it isnt true. :eep: gawd, what do you take me for?

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
04-17-2006, 03:42 AM
.
And what was the girl with the broom? Spoiler tag it if you must, for the weak hearted ones.
Its not too pleasant. A girl is standing and masterbating with a broom and falls into it and it goes up her... Yeah, it's pretty bad.

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
04-17-2006, 03:44 AM
Its not too pleasant. A girl is standing and masterbating with a broom and falls into it and it goes up her... Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Yeah..I guess I shouldnt have read that...:eek:

Rengori
04-17-2006, 05:05 AM
Don't make me start citing Snopes.
Oh right, YOU'RE the reason I know of that great site!

Acid Raine
04-17-2006, 06:38 AM
Its not too pleasant. A girl is standing and masterbating with a broom and falls into it and it goes up her... Yeah, it's pretty bad.
ouch....

Remember girls: use SMALL objects. :)

Shlup
04-17-2006, 06:47 AM
I remember hearing when I was around 11 that some kid on a cruise ship died because he went underwater looking for the pineapple under the sea that Spongebob lived in. And that week, Spongebob didn't air, so I totally believe it then. I dunno if it's true now, but it's most likely not. xD

*cough* (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/parental/spongebob.htm)

Elite Lord Sigma
04-17-2006, 07:13 AM
I've heard that the song "Puff the Magic Dragon" is a drug-based song, but I believe that this is not true.

Acid Raine
04-17-2006, 07:43 AM
I've heard that the song "Puff the Magic Dragon" is a drug-based song, but I believe that this is not true.
Are you sure? Peter, Paul, and Mary have a history of the heathenistic behavior.

All joking aside, it depends on how you look at it.

You could take it the literal way: It is an innocent children's song about a little boy plays with his dragon in a magical little land. Until eventually, the boy grows up and loses interest in the dragon, and the poor lizard is left all alone without saying goodbye.

Or, you could take the metaphorical way: A boy discovers marijuana, and continues to smoke it (Hence the "Puff"), and he does this throughout his life. The line "Dragons live forever, but not so little boys" can imply death. Meaning, the drug-addicted boy died in some way or another, and since marijuana is a plant, its lifespan exceeds a person's.

Excuse me for thinking too much. It is 2 in the morning, and I am sick as smurf.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
04-17-2006, 08:50 AM
The drug connection has been disproven <a href="http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/puff.htm">pretty comprehensively</a>.

SammieBabe
04-17-2006, 01:02 PM
I absolutely adore Snopes...:love:

Did anyone else get the email about the mega-huge gator that was supposedly found swimming in the streets of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina? That was a hoot...

Rye
04-17-2006, 01:08 PM
*cough* (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/parental/spongebob.htm)

I actually went on Snopes and looked that up right after I made this thread. xD

Epiphany
04-17-2006, 01:43 PM
The one about the Titanic going down 'cause of a mummy is pretty lol

DMKA
04-17-2006, 10:03 PM
Why do people act like Snopes is the be all, end all of fact and fiction, and completely forget that it's yet another website that any fool could put up on the internet?

Rye
04-17-2006, 10:05 PM
The one about the Titanic going down 'cause of a mummy is pretty lol

xD What? I never heard that before.

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
04-17-2006, 10:13 PM
WTF are Snopes? xD

Raistlin
04-17-2006, 11:18 PM
Why do people act like Snopes is the be all, end all of fact and fiction, and completely forget that it's yet another website that any fool could put up on the internet?
Snopes cites its sources pretty comprehensively and, from what I've seen, don't definitely say "true" or "false" unless there's pretty conclusive evidence.

nik0tine
04-17-2006, 11:25 PM
Why do people act like Snopes is the be all, end all of fact and fiction, and completely forget that it's yet another website that any fool could put up on the internet?
I know of an Urban legend where people constantly frequent certain websites (http://www.wikipedia.org/) end up incredibly misinformed.

Shlup
04-19-2006, 06:08 AM
Why do people act like Snopes is the be all, end all of fact and fiction, and completely forget that it's yet another website that any fool could put up on the internet?
That was a stupid thing to say. Go to your room!

'eMeRaLdFaYe'
04-20-2006, 08:30 PM
Its not too pleasant. A girl is standing and masterbating with a broom and falls into it and it goes up her... Yeah, it's pretty bad.

... woaaaahhh...

marc
04-20-2006, 09:40 PM
Its not too pleasant. A girl is standing and masterbating with a broom and falls into it and it goes up her... Yeah, it's pretty bad.

it could happen to a guy.
If he was into that sort of thing...
not that I am.

cloud_doll
04-20-2006, 09:47 PM
If you eat poprocks and drink soda at the same time your stomach will explode or something!

holy crap are you serious? i have to see if this is true or not...

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
04-20-2006, 09:49 PM
No dont worry its fake! :laugh:

Luther X-Rated
04-21-2006, 04:44 AM
Its not too pleasant. A girl is standing and masterbating with a broom and falls into it and it goes up her... Yeah, it's pretty bad.

Jesus!!!

That beats Psycho wolf boy by a lot!

Poor girl....didn't stand a chance :(