What would -you- do for Neel's Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt?

[Avarice-ness]

If Neel gave up his Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt for one day only....
What would you do to get it?

I for one would hit on him, as done... I have yet to gain the chicken melt.
:D

[theundeadhero]

/join #fat_chocobo

!snack

[Avarice-ness]

/join #fat_chocobo

!snack
I see script-ish talk..
Are you saying you'd hack Neel for his spicy buffalo chicken melt?
That's drastic. :D

[XxSephirothxX]

I'd probably ask him for a bite. And if that didn't work...!barfight.

[Shlup]

Nothing. I don't eat birds. They're gross.

[NeoCracker]

I'd kill a man

[Dignified Pauper]

Dress up as Buddha and have Neel offer it to me as a gift.

[Tavrobel]

I'd hop on one leg.
Then I'd walk around like a monkey.
Then...


I'd kill a man

[rubah]

Not much.

[Ballistix Man]

I'd kill a man
Beat me to it.

[Meat Puppet]

Beat Ballistix Man.

[Markus. D]

just think how old it is.

I wouldnt go near it.

I miss his hat though.

[Rase]

Ask him for it.

[Rengori]

Successfully shoot and assassinate Fiddy Cent.

[escobert]

Nothing because I have him! <3

[Freya]

I'd offer him my popye's meal for it.

[Yamaneko]

Nothing. I don't know <i>where</i> that thing has been, and frankly I don't <i>want</i> to know.

[VorpalCyberWolf]

Nothing. I don't know <i>where</i> that thing has been, and frankly I don't <i>want</i> to know.

Not only that, It will probably be cold and all covered in Salmonella by the time I got to it anyway.

[Avarice-ness]

I'm starting to think I'd give him $4.95 and one of those vaccuum packer machines, then let him preserve the Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt, it may be needed in the future. :greenie:

[Yamaneko]

Yes, to repopulate the earth after the nuclear disaster. Wait... what are we talking about?

[Zeromus_X]

I need to lose a few pounds, so not right now. But I still think that Neel would be better as "Neel with a Kitty! :love: :cat: :love:".

[escobert]

Yes, to repopulate the earth after the nuclear disaster. Wait... what are we talking about?
trashcans of course!

[Freya]

trashcans of course! Of course! Don't you people know anything.

[Avarice-ness]

Yes, to repopulate the earth after the nuclear disaster. Wait... what are we talking about?
Well I'm talking about a Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt, what are you talking about? :)


trashcans of course!
Yeah those too. >>;


Of course! Don't you people know anything.
Apparently not.

[Jess]

I'd give him a slave.

[SammieBabe]

I'd steal the recipe and then get rich off selling my own. After I get a patent, of course....:)

[Acid Raine]

I'd mug him, throw him in a ditch, and dangle it above him, just out of his reach.

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again..."

[Dolentrean]

I would go back in time and kill hitler in a barfight.

[Madonna]

Nothing. I don't know <i>where</i> that thing has been, and frankly I don't <i>want</i> to know.http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_giftproject/neel_sandwich04.gif ?

[Luther X-Rated]

I already have a chicken melt!
But If I didn't I would do nothing of anything short of something!
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[Avarice-ness]

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_giftproject/neel_sandwich04.gif ?
Well.... now we know the chicken melt gets around. :eek:

[DK]

Dress up as Buddha and have Neel offer it to me as a gift.

Marick wins.

[Lychon]

I'd kill a man

[Rengori]

Well.... now we know the chicken melt gets around. :eek:
No, now we all know that Neel is just really horny, lonely, and desperate.

[Avarice-ness]

No, now we all know that Neel is just really horny, lonely, and desperate.
And we also know that the possibility of repopulation could come true..
But I dare imagine the outcome of Neel and his Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt... *shudder*

[Rengori]

And we also know that the possibility of repopulation could come true..
But I dare imagine the outcome of Neel and his Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt... *shudder*
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Rengori/neelchild.jpg

[Avarice-ness]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Rengori/neelchild.jpg
Yeah... He needs to keep it.... That's by far the scarriest thing I've ever seen.. Scarry, yet I can't look away.

[faster skating penguin]

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[-N-]

Yeah, well thanks to this goon (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) (and this goon (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549)), none of you can have it! ;_;

[crono_logical]

I think it's disgusting he's had it for so long - that kind of food goes rotten :monster:

[Old Manus]

This disgusting abuse of power is what I have come to expect from the staff at Eyes on Final Fantasy. :mad2:

[Shaun]

I'd do nothing. I'd rather have his hat than his greasy buffalo chicken melt...

[-N-]

KaiserDragon (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=15560) still has a hat. In fact, he's the only one left! Hurry!

[theundeadhero]

That is a nice new avatar.

[Rengori]

Can I have Clout's guts when you're done killing her?

[Evastio]

I'd make a deal to mix his Spicy Buffalo Chicken melt into my fried rice and we'll each get half.

Who's getting killed in your avatar Neel Hates Clout's Guts? :confused:

[Rengori]

Clout. Duh.

[Griff]

I would offer him a fresher buffalo chicken melt

[project X]

Yes, I'd prefer the hat.