A talk-show idea

[SuperMillionaire]

This talk show idea includes Squall Leonhart as David Letterman, and Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockheart as Regis and Joy Philbin. Cloud (Regis) and his wife, Tifa (Joy) call up Squall (David) on the phone at his desk on his evening show. What do you think they would talk about? It has to be humorous; David and Regis are both known for their humor. Give me a humorous script of what they say. It's a three-way conversation between Leon, Cloud, and Tifa.

Squall hosts The Late Show with Squall Leonhart.

Cloud and Tifa host Live with Cloud and Tifa.

[Flying Mullet]

It's a three-way

[Darth Cid]

Zidane: Done it before, it was called The Tribal Show starring Zidane & Garnet after FFIX when they got married, then on another message board someone accused us of trolling, we weren't, so to mess with the guy who accused of trolling we renamed it The Tribal Troll Bridge.

EDIT- Oh and to answer your question on your sig, SupMil, YES! because I know that's the right answer, can I have my million dollar check?

[SuperMillionaire]

Zidane: Done it before, it was called The Tribal Show starring Zidane & Garnet after FFIX when they got married, then on another message board someone accused us of trolling, we weren't, so to mess with the guy who accused of trolling we renamed it The Tribal Troll Bridge.

EDIT- Oh and to answer your question on your sig, SupMil, YES! because I know that's the right answer, can I have my million dollar check?
Wow, interesting, and now, Cloud and Tifa get married at a very young age (they will both be 22 later this spring), and they now have their own morning talk show: Live with Cloud and Tifa, which aires at 10:00 AM. And Squall Leonhart has his own primetime talk show: The Late Show with Squall Leonhart, which aires at 10:00 PM. (I'm talking Hollow Bastion time, located on a small island near New York City).

*hands you a ten million dollar check*

[Darth Cid]

Tifa: "-and was forced to live off her own species in three days."

*LOL*

Cloud: "Okay, next we have the host of the critically-acclaim Final Fantasian talk show televised live from the Balamb Garden, The Late Show with Squall Leonhart and now here he is Mr. Squall Leonhart!

*Audience applaudes*

Cloud: "How are you Squall?"

Squall: "...Whatever."

Tifa: "Ah, the trademark saying-"

Squall: "No, really, whatever, why couldn't you people have gotten someone to come your show, seriously, my show aires 10 PM, it lasts an hour 11 PM, I'm the last person to leave the stage, which doesn't happen until midnight, and then on the Ragnarok, it took 7 hours 7 AM, let alone landing it and finding your studio in this eight-section flith hole you call a city, which took two hours to find 9 PM, which means..."

Tifa: "You made it?"

Squall: "I DIDN'T GET ANY SLEEP!"

Cloud: "Well...how's Rinoa?"

Squall: "...Great."

Cloud: "That all."

Squall: "Yeah." *falling asleep*

Cloud: *snapping his fingers* "That's not a detailed explantation."

Squall: *wakes up* "Look, as much as I like to talk to people about their romantic lives on The Late Show , I've never been one to talk about mine."

Tifa: "Yeah, infact the most talking you usually even do is on your show."

Squall: "It makes a paycheck."

*LOL*

Squall: "I'm kidding I like it alot, sometimes I get in a spat with Headmaster Cid over things I say, though, that are off-script, which is why sometimes you see Sefier filling in for me. 'Squall is sick this evening' sick my @$$!"

Tifa: "Whoa, no cussing."

Squall: "What? Last week, you had Cid Highwind saying $#!+ seven times! Now you're telling me not to say @$$? Now I find myself having problems with two Cids."

Cloud: "Well...uhhhh...let's just go to your recent interview because it was a shocker. You had Garnet 'Dagger' Tribal one half of the Tribal Troll Bridge on your show last, and your previous guest that evenig, Spira's High Summoner Yuna, was kinda...uh...wanting to pick a fight?"

Squall: "Yeah, I don't think anyone understand the badblood between G. Tribal and Lady Yuna ever, I don't know what got the Dagger and the High Summoner at each other's throats, but that evening Headmaster Cid, for some stupid reason, thought it would blow the show's ratings through the roof to have two ladies at each other and it did boost ratings, but here's what went down Yuna lost it when Garnet finally revealed why they are feuding."



Garnet: "It didn't bother me that Yuna beat Beatrix in that tournament, what bothered was when she got cocky and flicked off the Alexandrian flag."

Yuna: "Hey-"

Garnet: "No, Zidane and I don't reside in Gaia currently but Alexandria will always be something special to me I was raised in that kingdom."

Yuna: "How did you know I was directing that at you?"

Garnet: "You were, spare me the falsehood 'Lady' Yuna, but Alexand-."

Yuna: "Look, from lady to lady-"

Squall: "Ladies, um-"

Garnet: "What kind of a lady are you?"

Audiences: OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Garnet: "You see, it is one thing to have the word 'Lady' as a title in front of your name, but it's another thing to act like a lady."

Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yuna: "Yeah, that might be why I'm more popular than because I'm a more outgoing type of lady, not the kind you are. You're a little chocobo-$#!+, you're afraid everyone except your husband because one day on Earth you walked into a room with a computer showing certain kinds of 'fan' art."

Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Garnet: "At least I got a husband and my fear of that kind of 'fan' art is nothing for you to laugh, at least I don't dress to encourage it!"

Audience: OOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yuna: "What does that mean?"

Garnet: "You know what that means!"

Squall: *Just sits there, he can't get a word in between the arguing so he sits there*

Yuna: "Well, Tidus is better than your Zidane will ever be."

Garnet: "Then why does Tidus wish he was Zidane?"

Yuna: "What does that mean?"

Garnet: "Exactly what it means, come on, everyone overheard his cellphone ringtone." *Hums Zidane's FFIX music theme*

Yuna: *stands up* "That does it."

Garnet: *Gets up and kicks Yuna in the stomach as Yuna is doubled over in pain, Garnet kicks her in the face*

*Security escorts Garnet down out of the Garden, audience applaudes*

Squall: "Yeah, that was a fun evening. I had to stay overtime, because we had to wait on the infirmary people to get Yuna to the infirmary, the clean-up people had to clean up her blood."

*LOL*

Cloud: "That was priceless. I'd love to Yuna/Dagger on Pay-Per-View."

Tifa: "Wouldn't that be fun?"

Squall: "I agree."

Cloud: "Now Squall, I've always wanted to ask about your choice of weapon, a gunblade, how does it work?"

Squall: "'How does it work?' What's there to it?"

*LOL*

Squall: "It's a gun and a sword, you slash at the enemy like a sword and pull the trigger to shoot a bullet like a gun. What else is there to it?"

Cloud: "Thank you for coming on, Squall Leonhart everyone!"

[SuperMillionaire]

Great job! Okay, that was on Live with Cloud and Tifa. What about a conversation on Squall's late show? It should be a telephone call at Squall's desk on his late show, and it's on speakerphone, so both Cloud AND Tifa can speak to him at the same time, and the whole audience can hear it. Also, have Squall do a "Top Ten list". Keep it humorous, and if Squall curses, have Cloud and Tifa tell him to watch his mouth! (Cloud and Tifa both hate profanity)

EDIT: Actually, the conversation above was funny, but clean it up; Live with Cloud and Tifa is a G-rated show, and The Late Show with Squall Leonhart is rated PG. That conversation looked more like TV-14 to me. Make it look more suitable for kids, please. Have the Looney Tunes characters duke it out instead of YUna and Garnet. Please modify the conversation above. No profanity!

[Darth Cid]

Zidane: Whoa, you said nothing about G-Rating and stuff.

[SuperMillionaire]

Oops, sorry, I should have made that clear from the start. Do you mind redoing the script above, eliminating profanity, and let it be suitable for kids, replacing the feud between Yuna and Garnet with a feud between Bugs Bunny and the Tasmanian Devil? (Taz wins)

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