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Ultima Shadow
04-19-2006, 08:51 PM
No materia VS Ruby Weapon? Who cares? No junctioning VS Omega? Don't make me laugh! No sphere-grid VS Penance? You call that a challange?

All those... are EASY compared to THIS!

I'm going to do a challange that requires extreme concentration and ultimate control over mind and body.

I'm going to... beat FFIV without getting turned on by Rydia's undeniable hotness!!!

Wish me luck guys!

Edit: Game Over already, man. I got to the part were you destroy the village "Mist". When you "battle" Rydia, I could feel how I was about to lose control and drool all over my controller. Luckily, Rydia summoned Titan, who is a big turn-off (I don't really like big half-naked muscular men). But then, during the scene after the earthquake caused by Titan, where Rydia is lying on the ground right before Cecil picks her up, I just couldn't hold back my naughty thoughts anymore. :(

If I even have trouble making it past this part, there's no way I can make it past the part were Rydia shows up in ADULT form!
starseeker
04-19-2006, 09:29 PM
Okaaay.
Flying Mullet
04-19-2006, 09:36 PM
xD

This thread made me chuckle. :)
Strycnine
04-19-2006, 10:40 PM
What the........ XD Shes like 10/11 hahahaha.
Zeromus_X
04-20-2006, 12:17 AM
You ruined it. :cat:
Leucant
04-20-2006, 12:29 AM
Actually I think in the beginning she is 8... I was really dissapointed I thought this was a real challenge.
Sephex
04-20-2006, 01:44 AM
OMG PEDPOPHILELEL!!!!!
eestlinc
05-20-2006, 02:40 AM
i take it you've been watching budweiser commercials :D
Elite Lord Sigma
05-20-2006, 03:01 AM
...You have issues...
Moon Rabbits
05-20-2006, 04:15 PM
Best. Thread. Ever.
Peter_20
05-20-2006, 04:29 PM
Really, Rydia IS hot, especially in that cute pose when she's summoning Bahamut. :heart:
Gungnir-Odin
05-23-2006, 03:42 AM
Not a pedophile, I believe he is referring to the older, more mature.......version on Rydia.
Moon Rabbits
05-23-2006, 04:00 AM
Not a pedophile, I believe he is referring to the older, more mature.......version on Rydia.

Oh no he isn't.
Captain Maxx Power
05-23-2006, 10:23 AM
I might try this challenge. For me the hawtness of Kain is much more of a turn on. All I have to do is have an ASCII version of him printed out at all times to distract me.
Cruise Control
05-23-2006, 08:56 PM
xD
Fantasy Fan
05-31-2006, 12:07 PM
this thread doesn't apply to the Americans. Then again, they're probably in FFII thread. :D
Flying Mullet
05-31-2006, 01:41 PM
this thread doesn't apply to the Americans. Then again, they're probably in FFII thread. :D
:tumble:
boys from the dwarf
06-21-2006, 10:26 PM
uuh.... excused me. *runs off screaming and hides in a well.*. come on! there just 8-bit video game characters! from all of your avatars and sigs ive figured that rydia is probly your favourite character out of pretty much out of anything but this!? *dies.*
Psychotic
06-21-2006, 10:43 PM
I would probably have archived this if it wasn't for all the derranged replies. Way to ruin Shadow's lifework, guys.
Lawr
06-22-2006, 08:26 AM
Good work apprentice. Once you finish training you can move
over to Ashe with me!!

PS
I can't even make it past the trailers.
ScottNUMBERS
06-22-2006, 10:13 AM
lol
Peter_20
06-22-2006, 12:28 PM
I can't make it past the sequence with Cecil and Rosa in the bedroom, because I always get the feeling it'll turn into a porn movie, which turns me on too much. :eek:

This game is HARD!!!
boys from the dwarf
06-22-2006, 04:19 PM
what about the part after beating valvalis where tellah dies. two character in one sprite. im sure a youd find it impossible to get past there.
Dignified Pauper
06-22-2006, 06:52 PM
xD


is he wielding dual penises?
Flying Mullet
06-22-2006, 06:56 PM
Just for you DP.
Peter_20
06-23-2006, 12:32 AM
what about the part after beating valvalis where tellah dies. two character in one sprite. im sure a youd find it impossible to get past there.Gaah, don't get me started on that one! :(:eek:

I had to masturbate for three hours after beating that part. :eek::eek::eek:
gigames08
06-23-2006, 09:11 AM
Aah... Oh dear. Yes, Valvalis is very... hmm. Yes. Ahem *shifts in seat awkwardly*.
Zeromus_X
06-23-2006, 09:15 AM
Aw. This thread could've been good. Oh well.
Lawr
07-07-2006, 12:17 AM
It was always good.
PresZidane
07-14-2006, 04:36 AM
I will try
*Turns on GBA*

I Failed guys...
Darth Cid
07-18-2006, 04:26 AM
Zidane: Passed. First time I played >_>, I fail to see how one can be turned on by a 16-bit game sprite.
*PaladinCecil*
07-18-2006, 05:25 AM
Zidane: Passed. First time I played >_>, I fail to see how one can be turned on by a 16-bit game sprite.

Well, of course the pixelated game sprite isn't a turn-on. Getting turned on by the sprite would be like reading the description of a woman in a book and getting turned on by the words themselves. It's the mental representation you form of that character, and the spirit the sprite represents, that becomes a turn-on.
Zeromus_X
07-18-2006, 05:58 AM
I've decided to do a challenge of my own. It involves the same rules as Ultima Shadow; but instead of Rydia, it's Zeromus.

Luckily you don't actually see him until the final battle, but just look at him:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i166/Zeromus_X/zeromus.gif

You can't deny his beauty.
PresZidane
07-18-2006, 11:48 PM
I've decided to do a challenge of my own. It involves the same rules as Ultima Shadow; but instead of Rydia, it's Zeromus.

Luckily you don't actually see him until the final battle, but just look at him:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i166/Zeromus_X/zeromus.gif

You can't deny his beauty.

I'd hit it.
Wait, How would you hit that?
Darth Cid
07-19-2006, 01:53 AM
Zidane: Passed. First time I played >_>, I fail to see how one can be turned on by a 16-bit game sprite.

Well, of course the pixelated game sprite isn't a turn-on. Getting turned on by the sprite would be like reading the description of a woman in a book and getting turned on by the words themselves. It's the mental representation you form of that character, and the spirit the sprite represents, that becomes a turn-on.

Zidane:...An eight-year-old girl? I'm sorry to me that is like saying Eiko turned you on, please don't say that, I'd be forced to ask for mental help. lol, on Z_X's challenge, actually in its own way there is a bizarre aura of beauty, I wouldn't say in a sexual way, more with how got the Big Bang scenary to work with Zeromus, it's a work of art.
*PaladinCecil*
07-19-2006, 09:04 AM
I can't speak for him, but I think he's talking about how young Rydia makes him think of adult Rydia which leads to what I said :) .
Ultima Shadow
07-24-2006, 02:50 AM
Oh my... people are still posting in this thread? It's been a while since I checked it out.


To those who took this thread seriously: ........I love you guys.

To those who ruined this thread: OMG DIE PLZ!!!!!111one (send me "hawt pix" of Ruby Weapon, and I'll forgive you)

To the rest of you: :pickle:



Now, for a non-fake (and non-FFIV) challenge, go here: CLICKY-CLICK!!! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=88359)