Your own personal quotes?

[a nirvana fan]

Has anyone here got any of there own quotes/sayings etc?

I have: "I dont use porn, I use imagination"

[NeoCracker]

If you forget how to remember, how do you remember you forgot?

[Zeromus_X]

"Just go back to your pimp.":cat:

And "Kitty!! :love: :cat:"

[McLovin']

Caution, Blind Man Driving.

[Mittopotahis]

Me and my friends have a lot of quotes which we say heaps. Such as:

"So, a duck walks into a bar and says 'Gimme some Chapstick and put it on my bill!' Ho Ho Ho!"
"_____ and _____! (Enter names there) The bird comes crawling back to the nest on his stomach! Mmm-mm! Delicious!" That originated when one of my friends started going out with this girl for a second time.
'ICH BIN GENURTSTAG! What's that mean? I AM BIRTHDAY!'

And we quote heaps of movies like Dodgeball, Anchorman, Old School (a bit), Team America (a bit).
And 'Ya mum' is a big one.
And recently I've been saying "How Erotic!" To everything.

Sometimes we join the lot.
"So, Ya mum walks into a bar and says "ICH BIN GEBURTSTAG!" and put it on my bill. How Erotic!"

[Gh["]sT]

well me and my mates are a bit ramdom we just say random stuff the thing we say most is STRAWBERRY JAM MONKEYS but i have stolen this pharse off jay and silent bob because it is cool i like to say NOCHING :D

[Levian]

I forgot to pick Aeris up earlier in the game. Does this mean I can dig her up in Bone Village?

[rubah]

Anything you would be embarassed doing tomorrow is worth doing today.

[ScottNUMBERS]

"(Something about nipples)"

[Mika]

'wow that's hot'

^Classic quote. Can be used anytime to embarass or offend.

[McLovin']

You are phat!

[smittenkitten]

"Make love not war"! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Reaha/naughty.gif

[Reeno the Alchemist]

"your slower than a monkey and banana"(doesnt make sence i know)
then these quotes are off limits cause only i can use these quotes ive already beaton up 2 people for using them they are "HOLY FLIPPIN SHINIKIES and BULL SHINIKIES theres a couple more but im not tellin

[Lost Number]

PRAY TO TEH LEETLE BUTTERFLYS!

HIGH AS TWO MONKEYS ON NITROUS OXIDE!

among others...

[Ramza Beoulve]

HI HO TIPITY!!! (war cry)
oww, monkeys... (oh, changos)
winds up!! (vientooos!)
"do whatever you need", the other people says "what?", and answer "die!"

and my friend has one

"live once, die once, smurf a lot!"

EDIT: upss, my fault Leeza n.nU *fixed*

[black orb]

>>> Life sucks..

[Luther X-Rated]

donde menos se piensa salta la liebre

Which means,

"Trouble or Luck comes when you least expect it"

It was my Grandfather's saying : )

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

"fuck, man" seems to be my little catchphrase, lately. Without the smurf, of course. I didn't even realize that I had been saying it so often until recently. Hm.

[Rye]

"Ryechuuuuu~" and "________ is such a stick in the butt!/Stop being such a stick in the butt!" :)

[Reeno the Alchemist]

another one i say is awwww im outta cheetos fooey or ill go and say how'd you, like the soup or ill say COMO ESTAS at the wrong time lol

[GooeyToast]

"It was a laugh riot"
"Sup bro/Sup bro'ser"
"Whoa Murphy"
"Wow, that's pretty cool"
"Why you kick my dog? You smurfing guy!"
"YEAH DUDE!!!!"
"Howdy sailor. Lookin for a good time?"

[Luther X-Rated]

another one i say is awwww im outta cheetos fooey or ill go and say how'd you, like the soup or ill say COMO ESTAS at the wrong time lol

Si buen!

I don't think there is a wrong time to say como estas? Funny though :D

*Gives you cheetos* :p

[Sergeant Hartman]

It's tough in town.

[Burtsplurt]

Science fact.

I try to avoid catchphrases, as they usually end up being bad. Very bad.

[Giga Guess]

"Oh, go play in traffic."

"Have a nice day." With the biggest most sarcastic grin I can manage.

"Whahoohuhhmmuh?" (Pronounced Wuh-hoo-huh-humm-uh....very quickly)

"DIE!"

"Seek help."

[friedpork]

"No hate, no hate"

[Rengori]

If you can't draw, stop moaping and practice.

[NeoCracker]

almost forgot my most recent catchprhase, thank you Friedpork for reminding me.
Let the HAters HAte.

[DeathKnight]

"heh! no lives!"

[Craig]

You're chatting wet.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Giving up is the first step towards failure.

[Lost Number]

Giving up is the first step towards failure.
I thought that was the LAST step?

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I thought that was the LAST step?

>Shrugs<

Maybe it's both.

[I Took the Red Pill]

"Let's leave my mom out of this... and I'll leave this (*points to crotchal region*) out of your mom.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

"SHMABOOZIE!" (a delicious alcoholic milkshake/smoothie concoction we have invented, then enjoyed our name so much it became an orgasmic exclamatory for joy and excitement)

and also, if you ever want to really really confuse your friends, randomely reply in casual conversation, "If you touch my dick!" (from the glorious New Radicals song Technicolor Lover.)

So what do you think of the french revolution's effects on artistic integrity? "IF YOU TOUCH MY DICK!"

Hilarity ensues.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I have not really a catch phrase at all. I have said stupid things in the past, but still...

For example (In grade like 9...)

"You twat! Yes, that is right! I said TWAT!" I manage to say this in the most feminine way possible for me at the time. How embaressing...my friends still tease me about it.

*thinks*

"Knock yourself out" Is about all I can think of at the moment, but that is not unique to me

[Casey]

"What is possibly the worse thing that can happen?"

[Reine]

Stuff involving boxes and Xtal :shifty:

[amratis]

I say 'Yay!' an awful lot. Not sure why, I just do.

[Crop]

"sweet, SWEET"

"The jam$ter is in the pan"

"One must be one with oneself if one wants to be one."

[Giga Guess]

In a very whiny voice: "My head hurts..."

[Zeldy]

I turn any conversation into a conversation about Lauri. Its fact :bigsmile:

[KoShiatar]

"Ask me no questions, and you won't get any answer you would never have wanted to hear."

"Money makes money and louse make louse." (sad, but true, though I hate it.)
"You're just as pleasant as a kick in the shins".

"Amano banzai!!!"

"I speak Japlish."

[Momiji]

I turn any conversation into a conversation about Lauri. Its fact :bigsmile:


She isn't joking either. >.>

[Evastio]

This thread should've been on "Eyes on Each Other". Do you realize that there are people plaguarizing these quotes as we speak?

[Dolentrean]

"Hitler was just pissed off becuase nobody liked him or invited him to prom... Hitler was emo... EMOS STARTED WWII!"

[Captain Maxx Power]

"I'm your God now!" is one of my personal favourites.

[DarknessFromAbove]

I say lots of stupid stuff all the time, and very randomly . . . people hardly ever know what the heck I'm talking about.
"Aopx on thee!"
"Tis da truf I says!"
". . . I . . . don't . . . know . . . "
"Um, pants?"
(horrible accent) "Good god MAN!"

:D

[cloud_doll]

i didnt make these up but theyre my favorite

"i was just sitting there walking..."

"one time, at band camp...."

"My eyes! I can't see my eyes!!"

[Jack]

When someone says something they did something amazing/sexual I say

"Or what I call a slow Tuesday"

;)

[Shiny]

"Once upon a time...the end. Shortest story ever!"

"See, this is why Jesus hates you." (Say it to Roman Catholics during Lent and it's even funnier.)

[Rusty]

'Good Stuff'.

[Casey]

"I try to look at your point of view but all I see is my head up my ass..."

[Ballistix Man]

Go to church on Sunday
Raise Hell on monday

and
Woamn yuo best to put that skrilla in my hand Ima have to get physical up in this peace

[Giga Guess]

"If I throw a stick will you leave?"

(I'm such a positive person...)

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Here's mine:

"um...okay...whatever..."
"WOW HE'S CUTE!!" (while pointing...oops...)
"Riiiiiiight...."
"F*** off, chav"

[Shaun]

"Indeed."

[Vincent Valentine]

"Life calls out the meaning of pure jubilance,
If you'll only take the time to hear it."
~ Words of Ivory ~

[Loony BoB]

Some of these aren't my own, but having read over this thread, I see very little that seem original anyway... but having said that, some of these ARE my own!

'A couple of years in therapy, and you'll get over it.' (taken from my Dad)
'If I wasn't so good, I'd be awesome.' (ditto)
'You're all nuts.' (you really are)
'I say we ban him.' (my solution to all the world's problems)
'I blame society.' (for anything and everything)
'doop doop' (when bored)
'Who's a what now?' (when confused about what's going on or why someone has said my name)
'I'm surviving.' or 'Getting by.' (when asked how I am)
'How's you?' (instead of How are you?)
'Or... something.' (the end to way too many of my sentences)
'Yes, please.' (when speaking of a very nice looking girl :))

There are a whole lot more, I just can't think of any right now.

[Giga Guess]

"Indeed."


Me too!

And I use the flip side of your "therapy" oe, BoBBo:

"You'll be getting my therapy bills."

[agrudis]

Oh my Goddess

A is for Bumble Bee
B is for Jolly Roger
K is for Bumblebee Bat

4get4get

I'll be back with you in a minute (sung)

These aren't really quotes, but mottos

[faster skating penguin]

"penis on a stick"
"asdgasgasgaghshagsdagsh"
"gay sex"

[Slade]

Lately I have been saying 'What the McChicken combo?'. Don't ask me why......I'm a McDonalds addict :rolleyes2

[Giga Guess]

At a very high volume, with a great deal of frustration:

"BUGGER!"

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Mine are:

"I have common sense. I just choose not to follow it."

"Never wait until tomorrow what you can get somebody else to do today."

[Giga Guess]

"I love work! I can watch it all day long!"

[Angelz*and*Emoz]

feel free to leave hate mail!
:D

[Raistlin]

"I'm back. You may rejoice now." (for AIM/MSN convos)
"I hate you all. :(" (usually to Elyse... or Daniel... or Adam... or Sean... or Lynx... bastards :()
";D ;D" (taken from Lynx, used for purposes of innuendo)
"People are retarded." (it's true)

[h4uN]

"my ipple nitches"

[dodhungry]

I have several random phrases that I spit out. Some are original some not.

"Go bite the curb." (Friend)
"Never spit in a mans face unless his moustache is on fire." (Original Bauldars Gate)

lol go into a random group of people and say "I like pizza"

"Mein Loffel is zu gross" (my spoon is too big in german)

and of course my signature is classic.

[Music]

"I am a student of all religions, not a follower of one."

[Yliette]

"I hate studying but I love learning"

"Life is like a toilet bowl. <!--ShÌt-->*snip* happens everyday but in the end it all gets flushed down and is replaced by fresh clean water." :D

We have filters in place here for a reason. Do not go around them. ~ Leeza

[Gh["]sT]

im great in bed i can sleep for days muhahahahaa "god like laugh"

[Loony BoB]

"I'm back. You may rejoice now." (for AIM/MSN convos)
"I hate you all. :(" (usually to Elyse... or Daniel... or Adam... or Sean... or Lynx... bastards :()
";D ;D" (taken from Lynx, used for purposes of innuendo)
"People are retarded." (it's true)
Raistlin: I'm back.
Loony BoB: Damn.
Raistlin: I hate you.

Good times.

[Cuchulainn]

'drunk girls are hot'

[Jess]

I say "well" alot: "I well can't be bothered" and I say "like" a lot: "I can't believe that like."

Another thing I say often is ":O The cheek of it!" (including the shocked expression!) and I always say "If you say so" sarcastically. :jess:

[Cid Vicious]

I say "well" alot: "I well can't be bothered" and I say "like" a lot: "I can't believe that like."

Another thing I say often is ":O The cheek of it!" (including the shocked expression!) and I always say "If you say so" sarcastically. :jess:
I say "Well" alot too. I also say "Proper" alot - "That's proper hard".

One word i use alot that i hate is "Innit", i got it from watching too much Ali G.:(