How Loony BoB became a CK

[Roto13]

CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
We have found a witch. May we burn her?
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/05_vllgr.jpg
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
How do you know she is a witch?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
She looks like one.
CROWD:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Bring her forward.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LEEZA.jpg:
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/05_bedev.jpg
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LEEZA.jpg:
They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LEEZA.jpg:
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Well?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Well, we did do the nose.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
The nose?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
And the hat, but she is a witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
Yeah!
CROWD:
We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Did you dress her up like this?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
No!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif and http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
No. No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif and http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Yes.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
Yes.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
A bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif and http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
A bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
A bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
She has got a wart.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/ROTO13.jpg:
[cough]
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
What makes you think she is a witch?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Well, she turned me into a newt.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
A newt?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
I got better.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
Burn her anyway!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Are there?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
Ah?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
What are they?
CROWD:
Tell us! Tell us!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
Burn!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
More witches!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Shh!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
Wood!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Build a bridge out of her.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Oh, yeah.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/ZELDY.gif:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Does wood sink in water?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
No. No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
No, it floats! It floats!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
What also floats in water?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Bread!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
Apples!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Uh, very small rocks!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Cider!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Cherries!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
Mud!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Uh, churches! Churches!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
Lead! Lead!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/CID.jpg:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Exactly. So, logically...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
And therefore?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RUBAH.gif:
A witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/PSYCHOTIC.gif:
A witch!
CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/RYE.jpg:
Here is a duck. Use this duck.
[quack quack quack]
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CROWD:
Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/05_scale.jpg
CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LEEZA.jpg:
It's a fair cop.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Burn her!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/CID.jpg:
I am Cid, King of the Forums.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
My liege!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/CID.jpg:
Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to EyesonFF and join us at the forums?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
My liege! I would be honored.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/CID.jpg:
What is your name?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/LOONY_BOB.gif:
Loony BoB, my liege.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/CID.jpg:
Then I dub you Loony BoB, Cid’s Knight.

EDIT: I only just now realized that BoB isn't a CK at all. :S

EDIT 2: BoB insists that he is, in fact, a CK, so it's all cool.

[Venom]

How about a cooler story, like how Venom became a CK:)

[Bowser]

It went something like that, I guess.

[McLovin']

I always had my suspicions.

[Momiji]

How about a cooler story, like how Venom Justin became a CK:)

^_^

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Ripping off Python? You're no theundeadhero.

[Hawkeye]

wtf?

[McLovin']

How about a cooler story, like how Venom Justin Sephiroth's Cage became a CK:)

[Venom]

I betcha everyone would like to know how Venom became CK!:)


No ones interested:cry:

[Jess]

Nobody is interested because it's never going to happen. :laugh:

I haven't watched any Monty Python films for a while now. :(

[Psychotic]

The letter P means me!

[Roto13]

The letter P means me!

OMG it does!

[amratis]

roto, why'd you choose the people you did to be in your little adaptation of Monty Python?

[Loony BoB]

I am too a Cid's Knight! I just happen to be an Administrator version of one, and that means I have to have the different title. But really, all the admins that aren't Cid are Cid's Knights.

Britt Knighted me. =x

[Yamaneko]

Of course rubah wasn't even around when BoB was knighted, so I question the historical accuracy.

[Maxico]

I'm surprised I don't see more eoff fan fiction.

Surprised and glad.

[Loony BoB]

Maybe I'll abandon my ever-delayed plans to create an RPG and just write the story out instead.

EDIT: Nahhhh. Too lazy.

[Psychotic]

Maybe I'll abandon my ever-delayed plans to create an RPG and just write the story out instead.I bet you finish your RPG before I finish mine.

[Erdrick Holmes]

BoB slept with BOU back in his admin days.

[Levian]

BoB slept with BOU back in his admin days.

It's funny because 'sleeping with authorities of the same sex'-jokes has never been done before. :tonberry:

[Roto13]

roto, why'd you choose the people you did to be in your little adaptation of Monty Python?
I chose BoB because I needed a CK for it, I chose Leeza because I thought she might get a kick out of being a witch, I chose Cid because he fits that part well (king = administrator), I gave myself the "cough" line so I could be in it but not be important, and the rest just popped into my head.

[rubah]

Of course rubah wasn't even around when BoB was knighted, so I question the historical accuracy.
lies

[Loony BoB]

lies
I was knighted about two years before you joined, I think. Well, a year and 9 or so months.

[rubah]

Yes I realize this, you don't have to rub it in though :(

[KoShiatar]

How about a cooler story, like how Venom Kishi became a CK:)

[ScottNUMBERS]

I liked the part where it ended.

[Roto13]

I liked the part where it ended.
I'll pass that on to the millions of Monty Python fans who love The Holy Grail.

[ScottNUMBERS]

I'll pass that on to the millions of Monty Python fans who love The Holy Grail.
k

[boris no no]

BoB is a chocobo

:D?

[-N-]

Way to rip off Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
Wait a minute, are you that creepy guy who wanted my avatar in chat?

EDIT BY BoB: Don't go around the swear filter.

[nik0tine]

I was going to read this, but I'd much rather Role play.

[Monster Hunt]

um... I never really realised the fact that Eoff has become so crazy... but I suppose thats for the better. Why doesn't someone try doing a why --- is not a CK?

[Reine]

I did something like that in someones usernotes, only using smileys instead for the expressions...

[Shaun]

That was painful to read, with its layout an' all. XD

[Giga Guess]

LEEZA TURNED ME INTO A CAT, NOT A NEWT YOU DOLT!

All in all, I give this an: Oh....my....god.

[Ballistix Man]

I had my suspicions.
But now the truth will be heard throughout the land.

[Roto13]

Way to rip off Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
Wait a minute, are you that creepy guy who wanted my avatar in chat?

I don't remember wanting your avatar...

[Shoden]

You should do a story on the legacy of PiP and one on the legacy of Crash. Screw them, do one of me! I think others would agree, for a small fee of course.

[Old Manus]

I think it's fake :(

[Dignified Pauper]

this fails to mention something about Ban Fest 2005 and Loony BoB's tyranny and the second accounts.

[Roto13]

this fails to mention something about Ban Fest 2005 and Loony BoB's tyranny and the second accounts.
*looks for an appropriate Python script*

[theundeadhero]

Ripping off Python? You're no theundeadhero.
He took advantage of the situation because I've been locked away in a tower for a week with a naughty naughty Newt and her virgin sister friends :(

[eestlinc]

BoB slept with BOU back in his admin days.
no, that was just some Random Guy.