Ken is a ponce. [Archive] - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums

Anaisa

04-24-2006, 01:38 AM

Ok, the main topic to be discussed here is how poncy Ken is. You know, that doll that is Barbies boyfreind. Your goal is to post the campest picture of Ken you can find. But whilst you're here you can also talk about what kids toys you thought were rubbish, and which toys you thought were good. So, what toys did/do you think are rubbish? Which toys did/do you think are good? Do you think Ken is a ponce? Do you think cabbage patch kids are ugly?

RSL

04-24-2006, 01:42 AM

Venom

04-24-2006, 01:43 AM

Lego's.

They didnt kill each other, they didnt have a thirst for blood or mayhem, they didnt crush each others skulls, what the Hell was the point other than boring yourself making half assed structures out of plastic stick-ons?

And legos give me the creeps.

SammieBabe

04-24-2006, 01:47 AM

Venom

04-24-2006, 01:48 AM

And they hurt if you stepped on them barefoot...

Exactly, and they tasted absolutely horrible.

04-24-2006, 01:52 AM

http://user.itl.net/~bluecdr/Rene001.jpg

Anaisa

04-24-2006, 02:02 AM

I don't know what a ponce is. My sisters used to play with Barbie and Ken dolls, it was fairly amusing to watch. Not that I spent a lot of time watching them.

Cabbage patch kids were ugly, yes!

And I used to love playing with He-Man action toys. I would have this pretend pro wrestling league and they would fight each other in matches and I even had a championship belt made up for them. It was pretty stupid I know.
A ponce is an effeminate man. Although amusingly wikipedia says it means pimp! Nobody I ever met uses ponce to describe a pimp! It's used to describe the kind of person you would call a pansy.

RSL

04-24-2006, 02:04 AM

Oh! Well yes, Ken is definitely a ponce then. If you use your definition rather than wikipedia's! I'm pretty sure Barbie wears the pants in that family.

rubah

04-24-2006, 02:30 AM

Growing up, my friend Amy and I played a lot of barbies. We had a Ken doll that was chronically gay. He liked to wear togas.

Miriel

04-24-2006, 02:35 AM

Ken is missing some vital stuff down there.

Pogs were the "in" stuff when I was growing up. Oh those pogs. Kids would sit in circles and flip round pieces of cardboard all day long. It was endlessly amusing.

black orb

04-24-2006, 02:59 AM

So, what toys did/do you think are rubbish?
>>> There are lots of crappy toys that come from china but I dont think they are rubbish, after all not all the parents are willing to buy a Bandai original to their dumb 5 year old kid..

Which toys did/do you think are good?
>>> I love bandai stuff, I somewhat try to collect their toys, I also like Kotobukiya`s stuff specially their latest FFAC figures :love:..

Do you think Ken is a ponce?
>>> Dont care..

Do you think cabbage patch kids are ugly?
>>> They are hella ugly but I have a friend that loves them..

Anaisa

04-24-2006, 03:04 AM

Oh! Well yes, Ken is definitely a ponce then. If you use your definition rather than wikipedia's! I'm pretty sure Barbie wears the pants in that family.
And Ken wears the knickers.
Ken is missing some vital stuff down there. Maybe thats the cause of his effeminacy.

RSL

04-24-2006, 03:07 AM

Ken is missing some vital stuff down there.
.
I was going to mention that, but then I thought people might think it is weird that I was checking out what Ken was packing, so to speak.

Reles

04-24-2006, 04:40 AM

We have this ken doll at work. He has a mullet. Also a very gelled stiff mullet and his clothes don't match. No wonder why barbie dumped him.

Endless

04-24-2006, 07:42 AM

Your goal is to post the campest picture of Ken you can find.

I think I win.

http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/fashion_insider.htm
http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/cali_girl.htm
http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/myfirst88.htm

Oh hell, just <a href="http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/">browse the site</a>.

Shauna

04-24-2006, 08:12 AM

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/yuna_elena/earken2.jpg

:cool: But, yeah. Ken is clearly gay. :D

boris no no

04-24-2006, 08:16 AM

http://static.flickr.com/23/25252940_a1e8405177.jpg

NOTE this is not porn ;D

Shaun

04-24-2006, 11:26 AM

Meh, I didn't like many of those crappy toys. Who cares if he's a ponce? He's just a piece of plastic. ;)

Anaisa

04-24-2006, 07:27 PM

Meh, I didn't like many of those crappy toys. Who cares if he's a ponce? He's just a piece of plastic. ;)
I care Shaun! I think the poncyness of Ken is a fine topic of conversation. Especially when it includes visuals.
NOTE this is not porn ;DIt is really.
:cool: But, yeah. Ken is clearly gay. :D http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/yuna_elena/earken2.jpg I think that's a handcuff on his necklace. It's a calling card to all his convict "freinds", to let them know he's available, for..... "fun". :aimkiss:

Levian

04-24-2006, 07:34 PM

I didn't have any toys when I was a kid, so I made other people's lives a living hell instead.

Zeldy

04-24-2006, 07:37 PM

I used to make my Barbies have sex.
I was a wierd child.

Anaisa

04-24-2006, 07:42 PM

I used to make my Barbies have sex.
I was a weird child.
Maybe that was your way of rebeling against their lack of genitals? Also, Ken and Barbie don't have nipples! :O_O:

Flying Mullet

04-24-2006, 07:46 PM

http://www.kaleidoshop.de/produktkatalog/produktgrafiken/barbie-ken-als-maerchenprinz.jpg

Itsunari 2000

04-24-2006, 07:56 PM

Get this...

" KEN .... HE'S A DOLL "

Well, no /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif Sherlock.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

themagicroundabout

04-24-2006, 10:17 PM

Personally, I have nothing against Ken or the cabbage patch kids.

LUKEJAKE17

09-01-2006, 04:40 PM

YOU WHAT! nothing against ken? you like ponces or something!?

LUKEJAKE17

09-01-2006, 04:42 PM

http://static.flickr.com/23/25252940_a1e8405177.jpg

NOTE this is not porn ;D

Craig

09-01-2006, 04:43 PM

Action Man could rip that guy's arms off.

LUKEJAKE17

09-01-2006, 04:44 PM

it might not be(it is) but anyway your signature is though

Moon Rabbits

09-01-2006, 04:45 PM

I'm not familiar with the term "ponce" so I just assume it means he's a weenie, so I voted yes.

I think cabbage patch kids are cute and ugly at the same time, so I wasn't sure which option to pick (:(), so I went with all three.

LUKEJAKE17

09-01-2006, 04:45 PM

Action Man could rip that guy's arms off.
i dont like action man hes a ponce too!

Old Manus

09-01-2006, 04:46 PM

I wholeheartedly agree, LUKEJAKE17

LUKEJAKE17

09-01-2006, 04:51 PM

I wholeheartedly agree, LUKEJAKE17 hey hey see! he is now heres a thought whos poncier, ken or action man!

Resha

09-01-2006, 05:07 PM

You are fully justified in caring, Anaisa, about the ponciness of Ken the Ponce. He's vermin in the hands of our world's future pioneers -- and who knows but he psychologically renders them defective? :(

I liked Beanie Babies but I hated Polly Pockets and yes I confess I played with Barbies but not for some time now.

Shauna

09-01-2006, 05:13 PM

This thread is old. :(

LUKEJAKE17

09-01-2006, 05:29 PM

its funny though lady i bet your old too i could check how old you are but i cant be bothered!

Levian

09-01-2006, 05:32 PM

I bet you are old too, LUKEJAKE.

Christmas

09-01-2006, 05:41 PM

I disagree with everything in this thread. :bigsmile:

Anaisa

09-01-2006, 05:46 PM

I disagree that this thread is old. A topic of this level of importance, will never get old.

LUKEJAKE17

09-01-2006, 05:46 PM

I disagree with everything in this thread. :bigsmile:
are you.....ken? in female diguise? i like your avatar and name actually. your probably not

Moon Rabbits

09-01-2006, 05:47 PM

I disagree with everything in this thread. :bigsmile:
are you.....ken?

:(

Quindiana Jones

09-01-2006, 05:50 PM

its funny though lady i bet your old too i could check how old you are but i cant be bothered!

I'd just like to say: wtf?

When I was younger I made Action Man beat the crap out of Ken, and then I set fire to them both.

Ken = Peter Andre. And yes that does mean I beat Peter Andre with an Action Man and then set fire to his horrid plastic body.

Shoden

09-01-2006, 05:53 PM

He's a major ponce. He's only in it for the =/.
That Barbie bimbo bitch should dump him, but that aint allowed in the kiddie world. =(

Christmas

09-01-2006, 05:57 PM

I disagree with everything in this thread. :bigsmile:
are you.....ken? in female diguise? i like your avatar and name actually. your probably not

ARE YOU BARBIE? YOU CAN BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND. :bigsmile:

Quindiana Jones

09-01-2006, 06:00 PM

Don't do it luke...she'll turn you into MINION OF HATE!

Shauna

09-01-2006, 06:04 PM

its funny though lady i bet your old too i could check how old you are but i cant be bothered!

I'm younger than you, you old man~

LUKEJAKE17

09-01-2006, 06:06 PM

why would she do that?

LUKEJAKE17

09-01-2006, 06:07 PM

its funny though lady i bet your old too i could check how old you are but i cant be bothered!

I'm younger than you, you old man~
huh how dare you! your a cabbage patch now for that!

LUKEJAKE17

09-01-2006, 06:07 PM

Don't do it luke...she'll turn you into MINION OF HATE!
why would she do that?

Quindiana Jones

09-01-2006, 06:08 PM

Because....

Flying Mullet

09-01-2006, 06:09 PM

LUKEJAKE, use the edit button to edit a post and don't double post. Also, yes, she is younger than you.

Shoden

09-01-2006, 06:18 PM

triple post. Nice.

Barbie's just a bitch and a stereotypical big busted dumbassed blondie who somehow gets all this merchandise with her and she gets clones and stuff. Barbies took over the world in the 90's but I wont let it happen again!