Morons on trains

[Itsunari 2000]

Damn them.

[Meat Puppet]

Is this like "Snakes on a plane"? :confused:

[MecaKane]

I wish the soul point of eoff was for <i>me</i> to bitch about everything that buged or inconvienced me.

[Itsunari 2000]

I mean, sorry, I feel asleep ... damn ... sorry ...

There were two drunken idiots on the train earlier. Have you ever run into those sort of fools on your travels via rail ?

The title should be " Drunken Morons on Trains ".

[Shaun]

My favourite word! And yeah, I hate morons on trains, almost as much as I hate moron youths who go around in crappy Ford cars thinking they're the best.

[Levian]

Meh, I've filled my hate quota for the day.

[Burtsplurt]

They should ban morons on trains.

Or let them on and then throw them off if they suddenly start acting stupidly. And I don't mean throw them off as in stop-at-a-station-and-make-them-leave-the-train. No, it's much better to throw them off at 125mph. Or, more realisticly, 7mph if you travel by train in Britain.

[theundeadhero]

I've been a drunken guy on the subway before. It doesn't mean I'm a moron :mad2:

[Yuna-Lenne]

I don't get trains but there are so many annoying kids on the buses here that shout, try and set the bus ceiling on fire, run around etc. -_-

[DeathKnight]

I hate moronic men in suit who think they're all that and so high class, yet they're using PUBLIC transportation, MORONS!:eep: :eep: :eep:

[edczxcvbnm]

I have never seen a drunk person on the train I take...but then again I get on at like 7 in the morning and 5 at night. Not many people are that drunk at that point during the week.

[Anaisa]

I'm annoyed that I have to travel with morons on public transport, and I have to pay for that torture. And bus drivers are always prats. If a middle aged person tryed to get on the bus without paying they'd say something about it, but if it's a bunch of teenage boys, they'll do nothing. Wimps. And as for pensioners that are getting free bus rides on certain days, what a disgrace. Most pensioners are on more money than students, but students are expected to pay for the bus, yet oldies get to ride it for free.

[DeathKnight]

I'm annoyed that I have to travel with morons on public transport, and I have to pay for that torture. And bus drivers are always prats. If a middle aged person tryed to get on the bus without paying they'd say something about it, but if it's a bunch of teenage boys, they'll do nothing. Wimps. And as for pensioners that are getting free bus rides on certain days, what a disgrace. Most pensioners are on more money than students, but students are expected to pay for the bus, yet oldies get to ride it for free.

The system has faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailed:choc2:

[Itsunari 2000]

The system has faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailed:choc2:

All systems will fail. It is the inescapable inevitability of society's " progress " to end in failure. I suggest we speed up the process.

[Alive-Cat]

Once I was on a train with the original moron on a train! The very first one. I even heard him as he was talking to himself about creating a sect of peoples called "morons on trains". Then he started making notes on the walls, and got kicked out. I met him later, on another train, and by golly he was being a moron! :rolleyes2

[McLovin']

They usually smoke weed. : )

[Spiffing Cheese]

A drunk moron offered me a packet of Doritos on a train once.

[Faris]

Choo choo!

[SammieBabe]

The closest thing I've ever encountered to a moron on a train was meeting a crazy Chinese lady on a subway in NYC. She tried to set me up with her son...

[Hambone]

The closest thing I've ever encountered to a moron on a train was meeting a crazy Chinese lady on a subway in NYC. She tried to set me up with her son...
That's funny.:chuckle: :jess: :laugh:

[NeoCracker]

I just hate people in general, cause I keeps it real like that.

[Skarr]

All systems will fail. It is the inescapable inevitability of society's " progress " to end in failure. I suggest we speed up the process.

How right you are.

[Venom]

I just hate people in general, cause I keeps it real like that.

I pretty much second that.

[DeathKnight]

That's funny.:chuckle: :jess: :laugh:

:laugh::up:I live in NYC but I've never seen or heard something like that, that's ridiculous.

[Monster Hunt]

Drunken morons shouldn't go on trains... they are a bit smarmy.

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Last time I got on a train a Chav threw a suitcase at me... bastard...

[Angel Heart]

I think morons in cars are worse. :mad2:

[Monster Hunt]

Good one. I agree with you all the way.

[Old Manus]

We're talking about the conductors, right

[Monster Hunt]

I think I am...

[gyaku_zuki]

Even morons wouldn't want to get on Northern Ireland trains...

They either reek (they're Spanish-imports, no opening windows, only a ventilation system that I SWEAR IS NEVER TURNED ON) or they're not there at all, or late, or cancelled.

They also raised their prices by 10% after CUTTING BACK ON THE SERVICE. Reverse logic or what?!?!

[DeathKnight]

Even morons wouldn't want to get on Northern Ireland trains...

They either reek (they're Spanish-imports, no windows, only a ventilation system that I SWEAR IS NEVER TURNED ON) or they're not there at all, or late, or cancelled.

They also raised their prices by 10% after CUTTING BACK ON THE SERVICE. Reverse logic or what?!?!

Oh man! and I thought NYC trains were bad and pricey.

[Shoden]

Sounds like fun to me.

[Anaisa]

I think morons in cars are worse. :mad2:
Only if you're in the car with them.

[gyaku_zuki]

Morons in cars are a self-solving problem tho, they eventually end up tree-hugging :P

Morons on trains don't fix themselves.

[~SapphireStar~]

I always get either the smellyest, weirdest, loudest (phone or MP3 player) or illest person sat next to me on the train and the worst part is when there are loads of seats, yet they feel the need to sit next to you?!