View Full Version : Dead Or Alive movie trailer!
Tidus Andronicus
04-26-2006, 01:12 AM
http://www.moviesonline.ca/movienews_8408.html
dono if it was posted before but heck, its worth it! ^^;
It looks like a mix between Charlie's Angels and Mortal Kombat! XD
Who didn't see this coming a mile away?
I'd have to say though... the purple hair looks a little... strange. :p
Skarr
04-26-2006, 01:13 AM
Who else thinks that only jacking off nerds will go to see that nonsense? Why would Kanomi destroy the top notch name of DoA by creating such crap-a-lacious-crap? >_<
XxSephirothxX
04-26-2006, 01:15 AM
I saw a trailer or something for it months ago, and it looked bad. I hope it's worse than everyone expects, because it'll be one hilarious movie to go see and trash with friends. :p
Giga Guess
04-26-2006, 01:27 AM
That'd be about the only reason I'd see it. I'm sorry, but the TRAILER was painful to watch!
Lychon
04-26-2006, 06:48 AM
The trailer looks like a freaking joke.
-LYCHON
Seifer
04-26-2006, 07:32 AM
You know, I thought maybe I might be able to go see this movie, but after watching that trailer...
This doesn't even remind me of Dead or Alive. It reminds me of a bunch of cosplayers in a bad movie.
Markus. D
04-26-2006, 12:07 PM
looks like a a comedy action.
like a live action version of Jubei Chan, like a... sorta funny comedy with a sort of seriousness somewhere.
by the way, if its DOA, dont there boobs need to be bigger?
Shaun
04-26-2006, 01:41 PM
Oh my God. FTW. It looks like a Uwe Boll movie! Please, stop it!
~SapphireStar~
04-26-2006, 01:43 PM
Yeah, seen this awhile ago. I will be seeing it cause Im a DOA fan. Me enjoying it is another matter.
black orb
04-26-2006, 07:13 PM
>>> Lol..
Winter Nights
04-27-2006, 09:53 PM
by the way, if its DOA, dont there boobs need to be bigger?
You'll have to input your age at the theater.
Yeah.. Looks like another download.. If I even do that.
Mirage
04-27-2006, 10:33 PM
Who else thinks that only jacking off nerds will go to see that nonsense? Why would Kanomi destroy the top notch name of DoA by creating such crap-a-lacious-crap? >_<
What is Kanomi? Even if you meant Konami, you're still wrong. Dead or Alive is a Tecmo series.
Oh yeah. The trailer looks like excrement. Well, they probably have the looks, as it says, but they lack everything else.
Roto13
04-27-2006, 10:45 PM
I saw this a LONG time ago. Like, October. It looks terrible.
Nakor TheBlue Rider
04-28-2006, 06:21 AM
only thing that looked cool was the Purple hair.
To me this is another Example of "Team America" a movie that everyone else went to see and i stayed home. I refuse to watch Puppets being retarded. And I would refuse to watch this DoA movie because it looks equally retarded.
Ultima Shadow
04-28-2006, 06:48 AM
I lol'ed
Mirage
04-28-2006, 12:33 PM
only thing that looked cool was the Purple hair.
To me this is another Example of "Team America" a movie that everyone else went to see and i stayed home. I refuse to watch Puppets being retarded. And I would refuse to watch this DoA movie because it looks equally retarded.
You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. Team America is an awesome satire. This is just an action flick with arguably "hot chix".
Mo-Nercy
04-28-2006, 02:56 PM
:cry:
Skarr
04-29-2006, 01:26 AM
What is Kanomi? Even if you meant Konami, you're still wrong. Dead or Alive is a Tecmo series.
Oh yeah. The trailer looks like excrement. Well, they probably have the looks, as it says, but they lack everything else.
Can you ever forgive me? :tongue:
Big D
04-29-2006, 03:31 AM
So there's a DoA movie as well as a Tekken movie coming out this year?
Hmm.
The Dead or Alive series never interested me, so I'll leave the movie to its fans.
However, I do hope the 3D fighting game genre isn't going to suffer because of two major series being turned into movies in the one year. Especially if the movies turn out to be less than 100% fabulous...
Necronopticous
04-29-2006, 03:49 AM
Never really got into Dead of Alive, but I can't wait for the movie.
Tifa's Real Lover(really
04-29-2006, 08:49 PM
I saw a trailer or something for it months ago, and it looked bad. I hope it's worse than everyone expects, because it'll be one hilarious movie to go see and trash with friends. :p
indeed
saw trailer last yr
Nick Schovitz
04-29-2006, 08:58 PM
movie will be as bad as the games, which are pretty bad and they lesft Sony for Microsoft, those traitors.
Roto13
04-30-2006, 03:13 AM
So there's a DoA movie as well as a Tekken movie coming out this year?
Hmm.
The Dead or Alive series never interested me, so I'll leave the movie to its fans.
However, I do hope the 3D fighting game genre isn't going to suffer because of two major series being turned into movies in the one year. Especially if the movies turn out to be less than 100% fabulous...
There's also a Soul Calibur movie in the works, but that's not coming out this year. Or ever, if I have anything to say about it.
Madame Adequate
04-30-2006, 03:52 AM
That looked bad.
No, worse.
Worse than that.
Now you're getting there.
Some bad movies are worth seeing because they are so bad. Some bad movies are so bad they are literally painful to watch. I expect this will fall into the latter category.
RPJesus
04-30-2006, 09:18 PM
I've seen that before, and it's painful. It's the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
It's just taken the very worst parts of DoA, added some crap dialogue, and tried to make a movie out of it. They're ninjas! They should be killing people! With clothes on and without one-liners.
It's just... mreeughaar! Just horrible! The only consolation that it might be so awful that angry fans might lynch the guys who made it. But then, half the fans are idiots, anyway.
Sephex
05-01-2006, 12:44 AM
Why god? I have seen this before. I really thought the first time I saw the trailer in another forum was a joke. Not that I really care for the DOA series, though.
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