Proto... is that you?

[boloki]

Proto posted thrice today. Wowzers... I think we should do some random celebrating of sorts. I seriously wouldn't have been surprised if he didn't come back to this place for another few months... I mean... the newbie population of EoFF probably doesn't even know this guy. Freakiness.

So, oldbies and oldishbies, by all means - say your thoughts on the heorin of this site, so as to inspire (or more likely, scare) all the newer members. They need to know who started it all, eh?

[Venom]

I <3 my bicycle.

[Psychotic]

I think we all ought to give Agent Proto our repsect.

[Rengori]

Aren't you banned?

[boloki]

This is about Proto, not me!

[Psychotic]

I'm posting instead of warning because I am irresponsible.

[Old Manus]

There's heroin on this site?

[Psychotic]

Very irresponsible.

[boloki]

I'm warning instead of posting because I'm irrisponsible

[Psychotic]

Very irresponsible indeed, one might say.

[boloki]

One cannot say such things, except that of Proto

[Old Manus]

Who is this boloki fellow I have never seen a username like it

[Psychotic]

You can't get more irresponsible than Psychotic.

Agent Proto is tops.

That's what he is. Tops. Agent "Tops" Proto.

[MadHero]

Yes, yes it is.

[boloki]

I once saw a black cat, it was pawn'd by that photo of Proto I once saw though, boy tragic memories

[Psychotic]

Agent "Tops" Proto would have closed this thread by now if he was still a Cid's Knight. FACT.

[boloki]

Agent proto is so ace he really is a secret CK

[nik0tine]

I'm posting instead of warning because I am irresponsible.
Now you're just acting stupid and posting like it's cool.

[Old Manus]

It's actually just in case this gets archived, but it won't because it's about Proto

[boloki]

I'm posting instead of warning because I am irresponsible.
Now you're just acting stupid and posting like it's cool.

Look back off, hes my biatches, get your own Proto fan!

[Psychotic]

There's no coincidence that this contains submliminal messages:

Agent Proto is still a Cid's Knight, yes!

I think this proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt.

I'm posting instead of warning because I am irresponsible.
Now you're just acting stupid and posting like it's cool.
Oh, it is cool. It's so cool. I'm doing this because it's what Proto would have wanted if he were still alive and with us today.

[boloki]

I had to quit Site Staff because Proto was so ace I couldn't compete.

[Psychotic]

I wanted to join Site Staff but then Agent Proto called me fat and my self-esteem was permanently destroyed. Great man, Agent Proto, great man.

[Venom]

If Psy can dubble post may I?

[Venom]

maybe just this once.

[Zeromus_X]

I'm confused. What is this thread asking? :cat: :confused:

[boloki]

His greatness extends so far even chuck norris is scared of him, yeah I'm scraping the barrel but Protos so cool hes used all the good jokes already!

[Rengori]

If Psy and Venom can double post, can I?

[Rengori]

Okay, just once.

[boloki]

As the great man would say, don't double post, I'm so telling

[Venom]

As the great man would say, don't double post, I'm so telling

:cry:

[Psychotic]

Ha ha I deleted my double posts and now you are all in trouble. If Agent Proto were still admin, you'd be up against a wall in a dockyard begging for mercy. But Agent "Hammer" Proto is relentless in his pursuit of his prey.

[Rengori]

But Psy and Venom got to do it!

[Old Manus]

Psy was SO im'd about this beforehand

[boloki]

You know robbing BoBs thread grave was a comedy goldmine, I say gold more like fools gold, hehe thats so a message board run by the man, wait the government owns the man, ahhhhh Big D!

[Del Murder]

This is why we don't let you out to play, Baloki.

[Yamaneko]

This thread is complete bollocks!