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- loony bob penetrated me
04-30-2006, 01:33 AM
Hello, Eyeson friends! I think there has been an error in your forums system because somehow I am unbanned. Maybe my pal Daniel did this so he can have his way with me once more. That is fine, Daniel, but please wait until this thread has been made.

It is my birthday today and I am disheartened that I did not receive a thread which says "Happy birthday to loony bob penetrated me." But I am okay with this, Eyeson, because I still think you are all super.

Now onto this thread, for it must have a subject, must it not?

I am usually banned from Eyeson. That is fine, because I know I have committed terrible sins. Whilst banned, I have been on a journey, and I have seen many strange places and unknown territories. Dear readers, I am not going to hoodwink you. There have been many perils, and many trials that I have undergone. The shrieks and the horror shall remain with me always, my dear sweet Daniel. My path seems forever fraught with danger, and the water hazards I shall not speak about.

But now, at long last, I have walked out of the underworld. I am back on the surface. I am seeing all of your smiling faces, Eyeson, and it gives me strength. DMKA says "Hi."

What would you do if, like me, you were banned from Eyeson?

Well, I have to be going now. Maybe you will think back to the times we shared, the laughs we enjoyed, and the good times that never stopped rolling. Farewell, Eyeson, maybe we shall be reunited once more in the future.

Fonzie
04-30-2006, 01:34 AM
Thats nice buddy.

Rye
04-30-2006, 01:40 AM
We've missed you so much loony bob penetrated me!

If I were banned, I would cling to EoFFers on LJ and probably speak on EoFF through someone. :p I don't want to get banned, I'd be very bored.

Alive-Cat
04-30-2006, 01:40 AM
If I was banned from eoff, I would pay a lot of money for a new pc, rejoin just to collect every picture from the album, every usernote, every INCH of eoff, and then hold my own little private eoff in a darkened room in a tea party. Then stalk all the members, even the ones that don't walk in the forest of walking.
I mean, sex?

Levian
04-30-2006, 02:36 AM
I'd probably get a girlfriend if I got banned. Now, we don't want that to happen so let's try to not ban me, eh?

Skarr
04-30-2006, 03:58 AM
I gotta say LBPM that was a very touching post...so sad that you're banned once more though. :( :rolleyes2 :D ;) If I were banned from eoff...I would still visit it everyday (from the outside). :)

NeoCracker
04-30-2006, 04:15 AM
I'd start reproducing.

rubah
04-30-2006, 04:18 AM
probably my homework.

nik0tine
04-30-2006, 04:26 AM
I worked on my roof when I was banned.

Hawkeye
04-30-2006, 04:39 AM
Getting a life.

Peegee
04-30-2006, 04:48 AM
I've been banned from EoFF before. They unbanned me, which I am somewhat grateful for.

But currently I don't post much, and it's not like people are 'omg where's pg lol' anyway, so there's not a big deal about it.

But if I were permanently banned I'd probably not worry about it.

Ballistix Man
04-30-2006, 04:49 AM
I would do my homework.
Who am I kidding I would look at Pr0n and we all know it.

NeoCracker
04-30-2006, 06:59 AM
I would do my homework.
Who am I kidding I would look at Pr0n and we all know it.
I thought you did that anyway?

Rainecloud
04-30-2006, 09:20 AM
I feel like I'm banned all the time. It's a warm, fuzzy type of feeling that you normally only experience whilst wetting one's self.

Drift
04-30-2006, 09:44 AM
actually have a life

Zeldy
04-30-2006, 10:43 AM
If I was banned Id probably get a hobby.
I could do with having some sort of hobby.
After 3 years.

Old Manus
04-30-2006, 11:25 AM
Second accounts HAHAHAHAHA

Crop
04-30-2006, 11:40 AM
I wouldnt care?

Monster Hunt
04-30-2006, 11:45 AM
Same as Old Manus practically... or I'd just do more sport and video games...

Larahl
04-30-2006, 12:20 PM
If I get banned I will probably beg to get unbanned,
and, the staff wil say: "No! we don't want you here!".
So then I'll get into drugs, and, alcohol, and, then!
I'll get really down and someone will give me a bomb for free and I'll go explode the website's server...

So the answer to your question is, cleaning the toilet in jail.

Mittopotahis
04-30-2006, 02:13 PM
DMKA says "Hi."
Why was I not aware that DMKA was banned? I may be a little slow, but I deserve to know these things.

If I was banned, I would complain to all my friends endlessy, and then I would be killed mysteriously. So my friends say.

Lost Number
04-30-2006, 02:19 PM
1 - Beg to be unbanned.
2 - Get someone else to beg for me to be unbanned. (Probably impossible)
3 - Attempt to get a life outside EoFF. (FAILED)
4 - Post on EoEO and riddle threads through someone else.

ScottNUMBERS
04-30-2006, 03:14 PM
Before you do the crime, think about the time.

Cid Vicious
04-30-2006, 04:03 PM
If i was banned from eyeson, i'd just join FFShrine.

But i hope it never comes to that.:roll:

Iceglow
04-30-2006, 04:19 PM
I'd start reproducing.

Please, please don't ever ban corncracker, it's bad enough with one of him in the world :p

if I was banned from Eyeson? hmm I'd probably just message loony bob on kittens account and ask really really nicely if he would allow me back or leeza I could possibly ask Leeza.

Dignified Pauper
04-30-2006, 04:24 PM
Daniel Peter "Loony BoB" Towns, I demand this foolishness be stopped right this instant

I would make a new account and staff would never know.

Craig
04-30-2006, 04:32 PM
If I was banned it would probably take me a while to find out, and then I'd probably go to #eoff for like an hour and get bored then never come back.

Roto13
04-30-2006, 04:44 PM
There are other forums out there. I like this one, and I hope I don't get banned, but it wouldn't end my world.

boris no no
04-30-2006, 06:04 PM
We've missed you so much loony bob penetrated me!

If I were banned, I would cling to EoFFers on LJ and probably speak on EoFF through someone. :p I don't want to get banned, I'd be very bored.
I;ve missed him too! Oh the good days, the good days

I would become like Baloki and sell my body to the site staff

Psychotic
04-30-2006, 07:13 PM
Well, I guess I'd wait until my birthday and beg a staff member to unban me for 5 minutes.

escobert
04-30-2006, 07:18 PM
can you penetrate me!?

Dreddz
04-30-2006, 08:27 PM
I'd probably stab myself.

Old Manus
04-30-2006, 09:33 PM
Bert's post made me forget the topic

KoShiatar
04-30-2006, 09:41 PM
Bert's post made me forget the topic
XD

-N-
05-01-2006, 12:24 AM
DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?

Denmark
05-01-2006, 12:29 AM
i'd just do what i normally do. keep in touch with everyone through various means, mostly LJ but also MSN and #eoff. as long as i wasn't also banned from chat.

and i'd post at fool's gold. because i tried really hard to get banned from there and failed so yeah :D

Dignified Pauper
05-01-2006, 12:29 AM
DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?

I'll never leave you, Neel.

Psychotic
05-01-2006, 02:49 AM
DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?They took Caspian (Linus) too. And loony bob penetrated me here, it would seem.

Avarice-ness
05-01-2006, 03:56 AM
DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?
They can't take me away from you. You still havn't giving me your Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt. :D

Kawaii Ryűkishi
05-01-2006, 04:47 AM
When I was banned I just checked out stuff using Amanda's account.

nik0tine
05-01-2006, 05:02 AM
DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?
Me, more than likely.

FallenAngel411
05-01-2006, 05:10 AM
If I was banned, I'd leave my room and let my family know I'm still alive. Actually, it probably wouldn't bug me so much. :3

NeoCracker
05-01-2006, 05:13 AM
DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?
Me, more than likely.
My moneys on Marik, not you. You had the Bannana Sig.

Zeromus_X
05-01-2006, 05:20 AM
What about Avathar? I don't think he meant it....well, I certainly hope he didn't. :cat:

GhandiOwnsYou
05-01-2006, 05:59 AM
I'm trying so hard to be next. I mean, There no way any ban can possibly top DMKA, but dammit. at least i can ride his coattails!

Miriel
05-01-2006, 08:15 AM
If I were banned, I'd just borrow Del Murder's account. :greenie:

Or you know, just forget about it and go about my business.

escobert
05-01-2006, 08:19 AM
wait..... DMKAs banned wtf? If I got banned I'd ruin all of your lives in chat. and I'd make a new account everyday from a different location just to piss you all off.

Dignified Pauper
05-01-2006, 01:40 PM
DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?
Me, more than likely.
My moneys on Marik, not you. You had the Bannana Sig.


If they ban me, I'll protest in #eoff that it was a hate crime.

It'd be a hate crime because I'm gay.

Nod
05-01-2006, 06:29 PM
And loony bob penetrated me here, it would seem.

Really? Thats just wrong.

:roll:

DynasticJam
05-01-2006, 06:49 PM
It is my birthday today and I am disheartened that I did not receive a thread which says "Happy birthday to loony bob penetrated me." But I am okay with this, Eyeson, because I still think you are all super.

Were you expecting one? I mean I never got one. You don't see me trying to get everyone to feel guilty about it though.

Psychotic
05-01-2006, 10:25 PM
It is my birthday today and I am disheartened that I did not receive a thread which says "Happy birthday to loony bob penetrated me." But I am okay with this, Eyeson, because I still think you are all super.

Were you expecting one? I mean I never got one. You don't see me trying to get everyone to feel guilty about it though.Yeah, but c'mon, that guy got penetrated by BoB and was banned too. Surely he deserves some compensation.

Rye
05-01-2006, 10:59 PM
Yeah, but c'mon, that guy got penetrated by BoB and was banned too. Surely he deserves some compensation.

Seriously. He went through hell and back, the least he deserved was a birthday thread. I feel like a monster for forgetting about him. :( Please forgive me, lbpm!

KentaRawr!
05-02-2006, 02:55 AM
>_> I'd play PSO more. Then I would get un-banned, just because Loony BoB is that nice.

T-MaN
05-02-2006, 11:12 PM
If I were to be banned, then I'd just go join another forum. End of story.