Funniest Lines

[Halenite]

What do you think the funniest line was in this movie?

For me, it's a tie between Loz saying "You meanie!" and Yuffie saying "Sexest! Sexest!"

[Seto Fett]

I really love Reno's classic:

"Mother smother! It's Jenova's friggin' head!

[Madonna]

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[Halenite]

lol! That's great.

[Oasis Writer]

"Quiet, this is man talk" Cid

"You meanie" Luz

"Okay, so you got skill" Reno

[Little Blue]

for some reason I found "498 Years Earlier" hilarious...

[Wrexsoul]

I've only watched the movie in English once since I bought it, but I think that when Reno and Rude first see Bahamut...

Reno: Hello!
Rude: Hell no.

And then there's the part when Denzel said, "Son of a...... BITCH!" I lost it completely. :bgl:

[Reeno the Alchemist]

cloud:im a delivery boy now XD
Reno:mother shmudder its just jenova's friggin head
Reno:your moms cool wait WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING!
kadaj:im so glad you could make it

[Swagman]

Reno: "I'm sorry... Wait, what the hell are we apologizing for?!"

[Shiny]

Yuffie: "Alright, who stole my materia!" Classic

Vincent: "Where can I buy a phone?"

Loz: "Don't cry, Yazoo."
Yazoo: "Don't cry, Loz."

Loz: "I'm NOT crying!"

Reno: (To Cloud) "You were really heavy." ...O_o Why didn't Rude carry Cloud and Reno carry Tifa...simple.

Yeah, the Denzl one was really funny.

[BlackWaltz]

Reno - "Come on Cloud think about it, together we could rebuild Shinra"
Cloud - "Not interested"
Rufus & Rude - "........reno......."

lol classic part :p

[Reeno the Alchemist]

i fergot about that one
Marlene:you dont have a phone
Vincent:where can i buy a phone?

[Little Blue]

ooo, in addition to my other post, I found these lines funny:

When Reno and Rude are running from the Bahamut SIN.
Reno: Is it following us?
Rude: I'm not looking! (or as the subtitles say, You go ask it!)

[Axel Gaius]

anything by reno

[mooglebunni608]

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:D best. ever.

but I also like the bit with Reno and Rude and the fireworks-bomb things... :P

[Sephiroths Clone]

"Your ma's cool....what the hell am i saying?!"

[Lost Number]

On the highway

Reno : Hey Partner. So these things...they got any BITE to them
Rude :Shinra Technology at its finest
Reno :Oh, so you made this
Rude :If nothing else, its flashy.
Reno : Oh, good.
Rude : You love it. I know.


Its quite funny when ya hear it. Its how Reno says them.

[pyro psychosis]

"that's some crazy watta!"

[Zeromus_X]

"Where is the phone salesman?" :cat:

[FallenAngel411]

And then there's the part when Denzel said, "Son of a...... BITCH!" I lost it completely. :bgl:

Best moment of the movie. :bgl:

[~SapphireStar~]

Im so going to have to watch the English version. The only one that comes to mind from the dubbed one was Cid says "Its mantalk" to Yuffie, who retorts with "Discrimination! Discrimination!"

[Halenite]

in the english version, that's translated to "Sexest! Sexest!"

[~SapphireStar~]

Yeah I thought it would be ...

[Fantasy_Dragon]

Marlene: You don't have a phone?
...
Vincent: Where can I get a phone?

My sister and I thought that was hilarious.

[Rhi]

Sign falls on Rude's head
Rude: Damn sign
Reno falls on Rude <(^.^)> <(^.^<) (>^.^)> <(^.^)>

good times, gooooooooooooood tiiiiiiiiiimes

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

i don't think there was any humour in this script for me. Computer animation isn't heavily influenced by a good script anyway

[DudeSon2004]

Cait Sith: ''That's me boy Cloud''.

[~SapphireStar~]

Sign falls on Rude's head
Rude: Damn sign
Reno falls on Rude
Oh yes, very funny indeed. He doesnt say anything in the subbed version, but both versions for that part are funny. Plus Loz saying "Meanine!" I couldnt believe it! My big tough guy going soft!

[Giga Guess]

Loz. Big big tough guy being brought to tears, or close to.

And Denzel's run at Bahamut was bloody funny too.

[kikimm]

Loz: "I'm NOT crying!"

I haven't seen it in months, so this was the only one I could remember. :D I love the expression on his face when he says it.

[Giga Guess]

Loz: "I'm NOT crying!"

I haven't seen it in months, so this was the only one I could remember. :D I love the expression on his face when he says it.


Oh yeah. For sure.

Cait Sith was surprisingly amusing too.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

I really love Reno's classic:

"Mother smother! It's Jenova's friggin' head!
LOL that's probably my favorite!!! :kaolaugh: I also like...

Reno: Eh, your mom's cool. What the hell am I saying!?

Kadaj: I don't want to talk to you anymore!!!

Rufus: A good son would have known.

[Angelz*and*Emoz]

reno: im still OUT HERE!!!!!!

srry i laughed my butt off at that part!:D

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

cait sith:"Lassie, shut your gob!"

That one made me fall off the chair

:shoot:
before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes and then when you critisize them, not only will you be a mile away but you'll also have their shoes

[DarkLadyNyara]

Yuffie's "Sexist! Sexist!" line. Also-

Marlene: "but it looks like the planet is alot madder than we thought. (Don't know why I found that funny, just do. :D)

Yazoo: "Do you think he'll be glad to see us?"
Kadaj: "Not a chance"
Loz: "Don't cry, yazoo"
Yazoo: "But mother's with him"
Kadaj: Maybe not"
Yazoo: "Don't cry, Loz"

Reno: "you're our buddy, right?"
Cloud: *Kicks door*

Loz: "I'm not crying!"

Yazoo: "What? The peons aren't trusted?" (The look on Reno's face... priceless. :D)

Rufus:"Poor little remnant"

Yuffie: "That Cloud's a pain in the ass."

[Shiny]

Reno: "I'm gonna put an end to your little renuion." (Or something like that) The way he said it was priceless.