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Fantasy Fan
05-04-2006, 08:38 PM
I saw this on another forum, sorry if it's already done. Basically all you do is think of a noobish question about the game and post it. For eg.

Why is Sephiroth evil?
Where can I find a Chocobo?
What's with the comet?

Things like that.
Orophin
05-04-2006, 08:53 PM
-What's Final Fantasy VII?
-Cloud is a girl right? (Market reference)
-How the hell can someone ride a big chicken?
Stayin Dizzy
05-04-2006, 09:03 PM
How do you summon?
Can you ressurect Aeris? (LOL)
How do you get the black materia?
TheSpoonyBard
05-04-2006, 09:19 PM
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=197341&topic=26034021
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=197341&topic=27725061

That should satisfy you.
crazybayman
05-05-2006, 07:14 PM
What do I do when the screen changes, the music changes, and I've got some soldiers and funny looking beings facing a blonde-spikey haired guy in a purple uniform, and a menu appears with Attack, Magic, and Item?

:confused:
Griff
05-05-2006, 09:07 PM
Why is Sephiroth evil?
Where can I find a Chocobo?
What's with the comet?
because you touch yourself at night
near the footprints on the world map, with the proper materia
it's a meteor

-What's Final Fantasy VII?
-Cloud is a girl right? (Market reference)
-How the hell can someone ride a big chicken?
the world's largest single producer of fanboys
yes
very carefully

How do you summon?
Can you ressurect Aeris? (LOL)
How do you get the black materia?
you call forth a monster
only with the defribulator item
ask nicely

What do I do when the screen changes, the music changes, and I've got some soldiers and funny looking beings facing a blonde-spikey haired guy in a purple uniform, and a menu appears with Attack, Magic, and Item?
that's a common glitch, just turn off the game and try again
klipkloper
05-06-2006, 05:00 AM
How do you summon?
Can you ressurect Aeris? (LOL)
How do you get the black materia?
you dont want to bring her back

the noobs will make more stuff about how cloud and her are in love and then i will get all bipolar


What do I do when the screen changes, the music changes, and I've got some soldiers and funny looking beings facing a blonde-spikey haired guy in a purple uniform, and a menu appears with Attack, Magic, and Item?
that's a common glitch, just turn off the game and try again[/QUOTE]

no, they are talking about the fights

you should make Aeris take all the damage so she dies
Fantasy Fan
05-06-2006, 11:19 AM
ermm, this was supposed to be a joke thread.

- "Can I kill Zack?"
klipkloper
05-06-2006, 04:57 PM
ermm, this was supposed to be a joke thread.

- "Can I kill Zack?"
lol, i know

Zidane is hot
Axel Gaius
05-07-2006, 08:56 PM
I saw this on another forum, sorry if it's already done. Basically all you do is think of a noobish question about the game and post it. For eg.

Why is Sephiroth evil?
Where can I find a Chocobo?
What's with the comet?

Things like that.

He thinks he is the son of some meteor.
Using a chocobo lure materia near that chocobo guy's house.
You mean Sephy's spell?