Flying Mullet
05-08-2006, 02:24 PM
Satin sheets are evil.
About a month ago my wife and I were at the store and they had some satin sheets on clearance. The color wasn't the nicest or anything, but we figured we'd get some and pretend we live a life of luxury sleeping in satin sheets on our bed.
Well we put them on our bed for the first time last Friday, thinking it'd be nice to sleep in each morning with the satin sheets and such over the weekend. Bad idea. Satin sheets are evil. If you get hot and sweat at all, even just a single drop of presperation, it's like sleeping in saran wrap (plastic cling wrap). The sheets stick to you and you can't move. If it's dry and cooler out, this isn't a problem. But we live in southeast Texas, where it's toasty now and we've got a bit of humidity as well.
Needless to say I slept like crap all weekend and now it's Monday morning and I want my weekend back with my good, old-fashioned cotton sheets. :cry:
So, have you every had any moments where you thought you would be suave and sophisticated and it backfired on you?
About a month ago my wife and I were at the store and they had some satin sheets on clearance. The color wasn't the nicest or anything, but we figured we'd get some and pretend we live a life of luxury sleeping in satin sheets on our bed.
Well we put them on our bed for the first time last Friday, thinking it'd be nice to sleep in each morning with the satin sheets and such over the weekend. Bad idea. Satin sheets are evil. If you get hot and sweat at all, even just a single drop of presperation, it's like sleeping in saran wrap (plastic cling wrap). The sheets stick to you and you can't move. If it's dry and cooler out, this isn't a problem. But we live in southeast Texas, where it's toasty now and we've got a bit of humidity as well.
Needless to say I slept like crap all weekend and now it's Monday morning and I want my weekend back with my good, old-fashioned cotton sheets. :cry:
So, have you every had any moments where you thought you would be suave and sophisticated and it backfired on you?