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Levian
05-09-2006, 01:03 AM
What EoFF members would you rather have adopting your child? Yes, I actually thought of that today at work. Ok, I didn't. I made it up 5 seconds ago. (Yes, I type really fast.)

Anyway, Loony BoB would make an awesome father, but he would raise him to be a cricket loving stat whore worshipping Excel, so I'm not all that sure. Still, he's my number 1 choice so far. As for girl, I would pick Perola. To even things out. :count:

Meat Puppet
05-09-2006, 01:07 AM
bigdaddy21121972 would be my first choice. He seems good enough at his job to go it alone.

Evastio
05-09-2006, 01:13 AM
What EoFF members would you rather have adopting your child?
Dude1972
Kain's_girl
Vincent, Thunder God
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
FallenAngel411
Griff
Evastio's ghost
agrudis
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Trumpet Thief
~SapphireStar~
RSL
lovehurts
Maxx Power
Peter_20
Rengori

I'd let those people adopt my children. (even though I don't have any children)

rubah
05-09-2006, 01:21 AM
Not RSL.

Take a look at http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/eoffballoon.jpg

That's rsl in teh basket with me.

So assuming I would be the one dying, and RSL was with me, that leaves Hsu to take care of my kids.

Although if he was in teh other balloon and we collided then perhaps I would ask Leeza, because she is a marvelous motherwoman and is bound to do a good job. Possibly Shlup because shlup is also into that sort of kid-raising thing.

If I were to ask people who might actually do it, I might start with foa. Hopefully that would be a while from now because she's not readily able to do that atm.

I would trust kishi with my darling angels any day ^_^ but never unsupervised for more than an hour~

Probably I'd pawn them off on azzie 'cause we am we.

RSL
05-09-2006, 01:25 AM
First of all, a hot air balloon would never crash and I am angry that you would even suggest such a thing! :mad2:

If I had to leave my kids with a member of EoFF, I would definitely leave them with someone older and more mature. But I wouldn't want to bother someone who is currently raising children of their own! This is a tough question if you actually take it seriously. Of course, if this actually happened, the last place I would turn is EoFF for someone to raise my kids.

After much thinking, I can't think of anyone better than BOU to raise my kids. He's just so loveable.

Dixie
05-09-2006, 01:26 AM
If I had children...and I ended up getting killed...I'd leave my children with Leeza. She's the best.

DoaJ
05-09-2006, 01:34 AM
hehehe, I would leave my children with FE......or Angel Wing.. But Im kinda too new to know many people.

Rye
05-09-2006, 01:40 AM
I'd trust RSL, he seems so fatherly.

Khaotic
05-09-2006, 02:12 AM
Assuming my girlfriend was with me, I'd have to say eternalshiva.

Epiphany
05-09-2006, 02:16 AM
If I was to ever have children, which is a very unlikely event, as I am not a little kid person, I would be torn between RSL and Leeza.

Psychotic
05-09-2006, 02:22 AM
Meat Puppet and kikimm. They're bound to get together sooner or later, so consider this speeding up the process. :)

Miriel
05-09-2006, 02:27 AM
Del Murder would automatically get the kids, no adoption necessary.

Rengori
05-09-2006, 02:35 AM
Probably Feena or Crash. The two polar opposites I've learned from their usernotes. That'd be hilarious.

Anaisa
05-09-2006, 02:42 AM
I don't know. I would have to assess who was most well equipped to teach my cherubs all the important things they need to know. Animals are lovely, conformism is for losers who on realising they have no personality, come together in an attempt to form one between them, an namely, anarchy is the order of the day.

Tavrobel
05-09-2006, 02:49 AM
I'd give mine to Psychotic. Every father does what is best for his child... he gives him away to his Evil Master who is bent on Universal domination.

Roogle
05-09-2006, 03:29 AM
I would give my children to foa or Loony BoB!

Big D
05-09-2006, 04:50 AM
I'll agree with the majority and say that RSL and Leeza would make great adoptive parents. Of course, they'd have to get together first... but anything's possible;) In theory.
The Captain would also be a good bringer-upper.

eestlinc
05-09-2006, 04:55 AM
Yamaneko!

Hawkeye
05-09-2006, 05:01 AM
kikimm is a succubus people. Steer clear.

eestlinc
05-09-2006, 05:03 AM
kikimm is a succubus people. Steer clear.
yea, when I try to hit her with my whip she slides backwards quickly to avoid it.

kikimm
05-09-2006, 05:05 AM
Yeah I hate kids. Blegh.

But if I somehow ended up with some, I'd...give them to Mitch. I'd like to see HIM with a couple o` babies.

-N-
05-09-2006, 05:35 AM
I'd give mine to foa, because they're probably hers anyways! :monster:

Yamaneko
05-09-2006, 05:47 AM
If I go I'm taking my kids with me.

It would be selfish to go to Disneyland without them.

Rase
05-09-2006, 06:01 AM
For a guy, probably The Captain. For a gal, most likely Leeza. :)

Strider
05-09-2006, 06:59 AM
Mandee.

No, really.

Raistlin
05-09-2006, 07:08 AM
Dr Unne. If I have to go, I'll go happy with the knowledge that I'll be making him miserable.

bipper
05-09-2006, 07:13 AM
What EoFF members would you rather have adopting your child? Yes, I actually thought of that today at work. Ok, I didn't. I made it up 5 seconds ago. (Yes, I type really fast.)

Anyway, Loony BoB would make an awesome father, but he would raise him to be a cricket loving stat whore worshipping Excel, so I'm not all that sure. Still, he's my number 1 choice so far. As for girl, I would pick Perola. To even things out. :count:

sick. Dr. Unne - just to piss him off. :) Scratch that - lets go with Raistlin

Madonna
05-09-2006, 07:25 AM
Defintely Cid. Have you seen that [lovable face] (http://www.akusui.net/_lynxius/cidspiffy_DSC02886.JPG)? Great replacement father there!

escobert
05-09-2006, 07:48 AM
HOOTERS

Slade
05-09-2006, 07:55 AM
I'd leave mine with Meat Puppet. They need their education.

Captain Maxx Power
05-09-2006, 11:59 AM
I'd probably divide my kids up between my crew, f_o_a, BoB, Necro and Neel. I'd also make absolutely sure that Psy doesn't get within a thousand miles of them either. Sorry Psy, but you're just too bad an influence. I wouldn't have gotten in trouble with my mum if you hadn't made me set fire to that house! :mad2:

NeoCracker
05-09-2006, 12:04 PM
Raistlin possibly. He'd make my kids into cool rude mouthy dicks, and what more could a father want?

Or Kewshi, I know its spelled wrong but I don't care. He shoots down stupid, and thats a puls.

Possibly Unne, agian like the others to make him miserable.

Dignified Pauper
05-09-2006, 02:14 PM
I would have to make Neel, Psy, Raistlin, Nik, Jebus, Phoa, Rubah, Levian, Lynx, Old Manus, Meat Puppet, Primus Inter Pares or Upriser Spearmint, and Kirobaito, along with Flying Mullet all live in the same house and take care of my 13 children.

smittenkitten
05-09-2006, 02:34 PM
Since I am a Hot Air baloon expert I would fly and save the day. Other than that Proberly RSL. :love: Loony BoB can be the Uncle, that's if I even Had children. :<3:

Flying Mullet
05-09-2006, 02:42 PM
I would have to make Neel, Psy, Raistlin, Nik, Jebus, Phoa, Rubah, Levian, Lynx, Old Manus, Meat Puppet, Primus Inter Pares or Upriser Spearmint, and Kirobaito, along with Flying Mullet all live in the same house and take care of my 13 children.
Who says that I want to live with Psy?

~SapphireStar~
05-09-2006, 02:56 PM
I think ff7+ff10 gurl 100 and Evastio would make great parents for my kids. Agent Proto could be their uncle if he wanted :D

Shaun
05-09-2006, 02:57 PM
I'd tell my kids to stay far, far away from the people of EoFF. XD

Old Manus
05-09-2006, 03:41 PM
Who says that I don't already live with Psy?Fix'd

Uh yeah, I would let my children die slowly, alone and homeless (I disagree with adoption)

Loony BoB
05-09-2006, 03:48 PM
Do pruned members count? If so, Mum. If not, there's no way in hell I'm giving my sister any child of mine, so maybe my cousin ms_devli. If I have to go with someone who actually posts, though, that's an entirely different story. Hmm... Leeza is the obvious choice, I think. RSL, as many people in here have pointed out, would also be good. Raf & Phoenix or Shlup & BJ would make good parents, I'm sure... hmm. Decisions, decisions.

Actually, you know what? Big D. Because I want my kid to grow up in New Zealand. And D would be the best choice out of those that live there. Although I would want them to have a mother figure too, so if Big D doesn't hook himself up with a honey anytime soon, then I'll have to pass the kid on to Rinoabella and Chickencha.

Raistlin
05-09-2006, 04:19 PM
The people that have mentioned me as a possibility seriously disturb me.

NeoCracker
05-09-2006, 04:19 PM
The people that have mentioned me as a possibility seriously disturb me.
But its that attitude that makes us want to give you our kids.

Zeldy
05-09-2006, 04:23 PM
RSL is so fatherly ^__^

Cz
05-09-2006, 05:09 PM
I wouldn't wish my offspring on any of you.

project X
05-09-2006, 05:16 PM
Yamaneko!
yes! He was talking about snakes on a plane, that's all the qualifications needed.

Captain VooDoo
05-09-2006, 05:23 PM
id sell them!
then come back from the dead and laugh at how miserable they are.
or give them to RPJesus,either ways fine with me.

Dignified Pauper
05-09-2006, 05:27 PM
I forgot to include Cbc in that mess of people.

Madonna
05-09-2006, 05:54 PM
That's fifteen guardians to thirteen children, which is poppycock.

We all know that six Guardians per summoner is the best solution.

starseeker
05-09-2006, 08:08 PM
If I ever have kids then I would give them to my sis Yuffie the Dragon Ninja, failing that Leeza cos I know she'd bring them up well.

Flying Mullet
05-09-2006, 08:10 PM
Dude, didn't you know? Leeza <i>eats</i> babies.

NeoCracker
05-09-2006, 08:12 PM
Dude, didn't you know? Leeza <i>eats</i> babies.
At least they wouldn't grow up to be bad people.

Spiffing Cheese
05-09-2006, 10:30 PM
I would give mine to Bladen. Just to see what would happen.

agrudis
05-21-2006, 11:02 PM
I don't have kids ... I don't want to ... and I don't die ... but supposing that all happened, I'd leave my kids to ... Lost Number!! (I can't wait to see his reaction when he reads this)

Twisted Tinkerbell
05-21-2006, 11:08 PM
First of all, a hot air balloon would never crash and I am angry that you would even suggest such a thing! :mad2:

Ever seen or read Enduring Love, although that was an accident not a crash.

If I died in a hot air ballon crash then Zorrander or Psy can raise my kids, or Leeza.

Perducci
05-21-2006, 11:21 PM
Dignified Pauper and Meat Puppet.
I'm sure they'd be great parents for my kids. :cool:

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
05-21-2006, 11:28 PM
I would probably leave them to somebody on this list:

Saphiresea
Miss_Lulu
Kains_girl
Zellyhottie & Tommy
~SapphireStar~

Or somebody I cant remember now cause I have a terrible headache.
And thanks for the kids Evastio and ~SapphireStar~ ;)

Jojee
05-21-2006, 11:45 PM
I would trust kishi with my darling angels any day ^_^ but never unsupervised for more than an hour~ It doesn't take more than an hour :greenie:

Doomie
05-21-2006, 11:48 PM
SammieBabe. I don't know why or how, but SammieBabe.

Lost Number
05-22-2006, 06:55 PM
I don't have kids ... I don't want to ... and I don't die ... but supposing that all happened, I'd leave my kids to ... Lost Number!! (I can't wait to see his reaction when he reads this)
You have got to be kiddin man. Id kill them and eat them.

agrudis
05-22-2006, 06:58 PM
Just aswell I don't have kids!

KentaRawr!
05-22-2006, 07:11 PM
RSL for cunning, Leeza to make sure they aren't prejudice fools.

But I'd probably give them to my sister. >_> I mean, really. Giving babies to someone you don't know? Bah...

I'm too young to be thinking of this. :O

udsuna
05-22-2006, 07:25 PM
No one's even mentioned me!!!! :cry:


You guys are smarter than I'd expected.


I'd give mine to Jojo- now known as Moonlight Racoon, but she'll always be Jojo to me. If I can't have her babies, at least she can have mine. :p ;)

LunarWeaver
05-22-2006, 07:28 PM
I already sold my children to various members... Oops, was I sposed to wait for death first?

VorpalCyberWolf
05-22-2006, 07:42 PM
First of all, a hot air balloon would never crash and I am angry that you would even suggest such a thing! :mad2:


I beg to differ. I've actually crash-landed in a Hot Air Balloon before. Came in too quickly and hit the ground too hard. Though I think it might have been more fun that fatal. Though the balloon did fall into a large pile of tumbleweeds, so it might have been fatal to the balloon.

Anyway, I think Kains_Girl would probably get my children.

DK
05-23-2006, 04:37 AM
I would blame RSL.