Things that just aren't worth doing.

[-N-]

No matter how irresistible the temptation is, I promise you drinking several shots of absinthe, no matter how high the proof, just doesn't live up to the legendary standards you've all heard. Absinthe is a legend. Only if you actually move to the Czech Republic will you see the chemicals of your dreams. Otherwise, don't waste your money.

Any other scam-type things you would recommend others to hold onto their wallets?

[Shaun]

Not really. I don't get all excited over material objects, or alcohol, for that matter. If I have the sufficient money to get something that looks good, I'll get it, but I don't get interested in anything by word of mouth or advertising.

[Levian]

Absinthe belongs in Cz, yes. Well, unless you bring some real bottles home, and light it on fire. :tonberry:

[-N-]

I just tried lighting a shot on fire as i took it jsut now. It didn't really do much for me.

[smittenkitten]

Mexican tequila. :<3: I don't drink very often, but if I do aaaaawe that's all I need, Tequila, lemon and salt. Yum. :)

[Levian]

One Whiskey On The Rocks without ice, please.

[DeathKnight]

absinthe??? what the heck is that???

[Loony BoB]

absinthe??? what the heck is that???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe

[Old Manus]

Seeing Neel get owned isn't as cool as I thought it would be.

[Strider]

I've seen the effects of absinthe for myself. Trust me, it's worth doing.

[Lost Number]

Try poteen. Bets stuff ever. Cleans yer guts a treat. Or just try whiskey. Ive heard about a 74% proof version.:D

[-N-]

I just tried lighting a shot on fire as i took it jsut now. It didn't really do much for me.I totally lied when I wrote this. Or I just don't remember writing this. Or doing this.

[boris no no]

Drinking 6 shots of Jack Daniels in a pint glass
Was fun to start with but after I lost the feeling in my arm it wasn't

(I'd drank 6 pints of cider before this)

[-N-]

I didn't actually intend for this to be about booze. What about other things? For example, I am beginning to think the country of New Zealand is one big scam.

[Yooniece]

Any "instant exercise" machine you see on infomercials, minus the Bowflex. I've seen aquaintences buy the most ridiculous things, like sweat-inducing vibrating belts that are supposed to give you 6-packs. Have any of them worked for them? Nope, they're still chubby with low self-esteem, and down a few hundred bucks. This also applies towards miracle diet pills/patches. The only ones that are actually effective are derivatives of speed and f*** up your heart and blood pressure (they're stimulants).

Just go to the gym.

[-N-]

Minus the Bowflex? Does that thing actually work?

[Yooniece]

The Bowflex is just a condensed weight-training station. You have to actually exercise to use it.

[eestlinc]

Try poteen. Bets stuff ever. Cleans yer guts a treat. Or just try whiskey. Ive heard about a 74% proof version.:D
I have a bottle of poteen. It's nice.

I got ragingly sick off some Pernod and I don't even like the taste of anise, so I don't know that I'd especially like to drink absinthe.

oh, and don't ever send off and pay for one of those "smoke pot get paid" medical experiments books. :D

[radyk05]

something not worth doing?
try getting out of the shower after realizing you've been 30 minutes in there.
or getting out of bed after a great drinking night.

[Levian]

Making a manticore with your own head.