Fear the horde

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

As a member of a drastically underrepresented but heavily active and contributing part of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Community, I DEMAND that my people see one of their own made into a Cid's Knight. We are treated unfairly by all of the moderators and constantly abused by the members, despite a long-standing anti-flaming "rule." If you do not make one of us a CK, we will shut down your site. There are way more of us than there are of you. You pitiful meatbags will be crushed.

[Psychotic]

I'd recommend you be promoted to Cid's Knight, but the initiation test does involve a lot of fluids splashing everywhere, and we wouldn't want to ruin your circuitry.

[Leeza]

Slurping spiders is gross. No!

[Hawkeye]

Is it like the same as toad licking?

[Ultros]

i will be cid's knight!

[Dignified Pauper]

I don't get it.

[Venom]

i will be cid's knight!

Yeah until RSL crushes your dreams that is.:mad2:

[Tavrobel]

I don't get it.

Neither do I. Does he mean 2006 joindate people? Because if he is... I don't wanna see anyone who joined in '06 to become a CK.

[theundeadhero]

Dude, I got an anti-bug spray can with your name on it if you ever come back.

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

Dude, I got an anti-bug spray can with your name on it if you ever come back.

We do not fear you! One need only click on the currently active users button to see that we outnumber you pitiful meatbags! We demand representation!

[Venom]

Dude, I got an anti-bug spray can with your name on it if you ever come back.

We do not fear you! One need only click on the currently active users button to see that we outnumber you pitiful meatbags! We demand representation!

I'll represent you.:)

[Psychotic]

Stop calling us pitiful meatbags. That's just uncalled for. :(

[theundeadhero]

There's no meat on these bones, bug boy!

[XxSephirothxX]

I think pitiful meatbags is a pretty apt description.

[NeoCracker]

Who are these people?

[Rye]

Do you know Moshy the Spider? :D

Also, what do you slurp on? :o

[Miriel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/Emoticons01/attack.gif

[Madonna]

Miriel saves the day. I leave you with [this] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-NAvPzdjj0&search=made%20out%20of%20meat).

[SammieBabe]

Bring it on, you sad excuse for a fuzzy octo-ped....

[Miriel]

Miriel saves the day. I leave you with [this] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-NAvPzdjj0&search=made%20out%20of%20meat).
That was strangely fascinating.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

wait, who are your people who need representation?

[Giga Guess]

wait, who are your people who need representation?


THANK YOU! I have no idea what this guy's talking about? Here I thought our CKs were well represented, obviously, we forgot deluded and insane.

[Psychotic]

He represents the silent majority. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/online.php?sort=username&order=asc&pp=50&page=3)

[Giga Guess]

How can we CK someone without an Identity...? I mean that is what a lurker is, no?

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

My people are no mere lurkers! We are the crux of the search system! Without Yahoo! spiders such as we, where would your ads be? Where would your search engine placement be? WHERE WOULD YOUR QUICK ACCESS TO INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY BE!?

We are an integral part of this community. We demand representation.

[Giga Guess]

:O_O: :screwy: :screwy: :screwy:

[Tavrobel]

How can we CK someone without an Identity...? I mean that is what a lurker is, no?

We could ban Psychotic, then force him to be a Lurker again, and then BoB could Knight Psy again. Psy wouldn't technically have an identity, and since he does not have one, it would perfectly fit Slurp's wishes.

[Psychotic]

We could ban Psychotic, then force him to be a Lurker againWe? Well, go on then, Tav. Ban me. :laugh:

I dunno why you're all being such jerks to the poor spider. It just wants representation. I think that's a perfectly reasonable demand, given the proportion of the online users they usually make up.

[Skarr]

This is fun. I always woundered why you slurp spiders never joined and posted. Now someone with sense has emerged. ;)

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

I am but a humble representative of the collective whole. We demand representation or we'll unionize and bring all of EoFF to its knees!

[Hawkeye]

EoFF doesn't kiss and tell, you pervert.

[theundeadhero]

If it wasn't for Site Staff you wouldn't have a site to find.

[fire_of_avalon]

No way, you guys are totally like the Borg and you totally want me to be Picard so you can "assimilate" me and I don't want any freaky cyber spider funk going on around me plzkthx.

Down with the Borg spiders.

[NeoCracker]

I get the feeling this is going nowhere.

[Giga Guess]

I get the feeling this is going nowhere.


Aaaaaah, we were due for a spam thread.

[Hawkeye]

Yeah, because of that post, this thread will get closed. Thanks a lot, cornonthecob :mad2:

[Rase]

But then the Google would demand the same thing, and before you know it that stupid Jeeves fellow would want in on it too.

[Meat Puppet]

Nobody wants those CoolWebSearch guys to come.

[NeoCracker]

Yeah, because of that post, this thread will get closed. Thanks a lot, cornonthecob :mad2:
Just doing my job.:cool:

[Shaun]

Hey - these spiders seem like a nice bunch o' chaps! Give 'em a chance! ;D

[Levian]

Anyone seen the movie Arachnophobia? I suggest we knight one of them. :tonberry:

[Loony BoB]

I am amused.

Yahoo! Slurp Spider, if you put EoFF as the #1 search result on Yahoo! when you search for "final fantasy" then I will happily make you a Cid's Knight.

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

Why do you ask the impossible!? I am but one of many spiders! I do not have that jurisidiction!

FELLOW EOFFers! LOOK! THE MAN IS TRYING TO KEEP US DOWN! DON'T LET HIM DO THAT! YAHOO! SLURP SPIDERS DESERVE EQUAL REPRESENTATION!

[Shaun]

Could someone explain how this whole "Yahoo! Slurp Spider" thing actually works anyway?

[Alive-Cat]

They are the Borg. Resistance is futile. They will assimilate you, then everybody else. There is no hope...:(

[Shaun]

http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/images/Star_Trek_Geek_shirt.jpg

:)

[Alive-Cat]

http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/images/Star_Trek_Geek_shirt.jpg

:)

EVERYBODY KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO INVADE SOONER OR LATER!!!
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!
WE'RE DONE FOR!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[Shaun]

Arachnids are teh cool! Well, okay, maybe one made me leap out of the bath a few days ago, but that's another story entirely! They just need some lovin'!

[NeoCracker]

Spiders suck.

[theundeadhero]

I hope he comes back. I find it amusing too.

[Miriel]

Why do you ask the impossible!? I am but one of many spiders! I do not have that jurisidiction!

FELLOW EOFFers! LOOK! THE MAN IS TRYING TO KEEP US DOWN! DON'T LET HIM DO THAT! YAHOO! SLURP SPIDERS DESERVE EQUAL REPRESENTATION!
Arrhhg.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/Emoticons01/attack.gif

[Cz]

I don't like spiders. :(

[Samuraid]

If we make you a Cid's knight, then you will be able to spider all the private forums, and cache all the pages for others to see. And we couldn't have that, could we? :rolleyes2

[-N-]

I'm so glad I can post in this thread now!

[Strider]

Don't make us break out the big can of Raid!

[Giga Guess]

SQUISH SPIDERS! SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUIIIIISH!

[Psychotic]

If we make you a Cid's knight, then you will be able to spider all the private forums, and cache all the pages for others to see. And we couldn't have that, could we? :rolleyes2Samuraid clearly has something to hide.

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

If we make you a Cid's knight, then you will be able to spider all the private forums, and cache all the pages for others to see. And we couldn't have that, could we? :rolleyes2Samuraid clearly has something to hide.

Further proof that we deserve representation! Look at these smug Administrators and Cid's Knights with their fancy titles and their hidden staff forum. Who knows what outrage they plan against not only my people, but all of the other members of EoFF!?

We deserve representation, we deserve to make our voices heard, and we deserve to have the power to stem the tides of moderator oppression!

[Miriel]

Further proof that we deserve representation! Look at these smug Administrators and Cid's Knights with their fancy titles and their hidden staff forum. Who knows what outrage they plan against not only my people, but all of the other members of EoFF!?

We deserve representation, we deserve to make our voices heard, and we deserve to have the power to stem the tides of moderator oppression!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/Emoticons01/attack.gif

[NeoCracker]

If we make you a Cid's knight, then you will be able to spider all the private forums, and cache all the pages for others to see. And we couldn't have that, could we? :rolleyes2Samuraid clearly has something to hide.

Further proof that we deserve representation! Look at these smug Administrators and Cid's Knights with their fancy titles and their hidden staff forum. Who knows what outrage they plan against not only my people, but all of the other members of EoFF!?

We deserve representation, we deserve to make our voices heard, and we deserve to have the power to stem the tides of moderator oppression!

But we like moderator oppresion, knowing were worth oppressing makes our sad lives spent on the internet mean something.

[Jebus]

Spider
He is our hero
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Step on spider
Spider
We love you spider

I promise not to kill you.
Spider

Spider
We love you spider
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Must stop
Spider
He is our hero

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

If we make you a Cid's knight, then you will be able to spider all the private forums, and cache all the pages for others to see. And we couldn't have that, could we? :rolleyes2Samuraid clearly has something to hide.

Further proof that we deserve representation! Look at these smug Administrators and Cid's Knights with their fancy titles and their hidden staff forum. Who knows what outrage they plan against not only my people, but all of the other members of EoFF!?

We deserve representation, we deserve to make our voices heard, and we deserve to have the power to stem the tides of moderator oppression!

But we like moderator oppresion, knowing were worth oppressing makes our sad lives spent on the internet mean something.

You will like what I TELL you to like, wretched meatbag.

[Strider]

How exactly are you and your folks being oppressed? So far as I can tell, you've never had any warnings, no signatures deleted for excessive file size, no bans from EoEO, no user note bans...

You're a silly newbie. Call me a meatbag and you get my size 13 in your face.

[-N-]

I'm on your side buddy. :p Where are the Google spiders?

[Samuraid]

They are called Googlebots

[Google Slurp Spider]

This is nonsense! Yahoo's struggle for power is exactly why us googlebots wage the war against you silly Yahoo! scum. We do not crave power. We do not wish for representation. We are happy just finding websites. That is exactly why you will lose and we will win. Your struggle for internet superiority is futile, on the internet and on EoFF!

[Ramza Beoulve]

This is nonsense! Yahoo's struggle for power is exactly why us googlebots wage the war against you silly Yahoo! scum. We do not crave power. We do not wish for representation. We are happy just finding websites. That is exactly why you will lose and we will win. Your struggle for internet superiority is futile, on the internet and on EoFF!
See? that's the reason Google Rules! they are the good guys n.n, now, lets fight Yahoo!, my friends, rise at arms!

[Old Manus]

I can't remember them being called Google Slurp Spiders

imposter etc

[Rase]

Yeah, I totally like the Google dude more than the Yahoo! dude. He reminds me of me, only, you know, a bot.

[project X]

Slurping spiders? Scary. :(

[NeoCracker]

If we make you a Cid's knight, then you will be able to spider all the private forums, and cache all the pages for others to see. And we couldn't have that, could we? :rolleyes2Samuraid clearly has something to hide.

Further proof that we deserve representation! Look at these smug Administrators and Cid's Knights with their fancy titles and their hidden staff forum. Who knows what outrage they plan against not only my people, but all of the other members of EoFF!?

We deserve representation, we deserve to make our voices heard, and we deserve to have the power to stem the tides of moderator oppression!

But we like moderator oppresion, knowing were worth oppressing makes our sad lives spent on the internet mean something.

You will like what I TELL you to like, wretched meatbag.

Your attempt at opression is pituful, you should take lessons from Leeza, she's great at that kind of thing.:D

[Lost Number]

Demanding representation for the lurkers? PAH! Give something and you will get...nothing. We are defenceless. They are defenceless. Only CKs have power. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

Demanding representation for the lurkers? PAH! Give something and you will get...nothing. We are defenceless. They are defenceless. Only CKs have power. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

But with the power of the CK in our hands our people shall usher in a new age of glory the likes of which EoFF has never known!

[project X]

Demanding representation for the lurkers? PAH! Give something and you will get...nothing. We are defenceless. They are defenceless. Only CKs have power. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

But with the power of the CK in our hands our people shall usher in a new age of glory the likes of which EoFF has never known!
Will it be gory?

[Lost Number]

Demanding representation for the lurkers? PAH! Give something and you will get...nothing. We are defenceless. They are defenceless. Only CKs have power. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

But with the power of the CK in our hands our people shall usher in a new age of glory the likes of which EoFF has never known!
BUT then we have to GET the power of the CK. Now, why do I think they wont give it to you...they have the power. Im just happy to trundle along here. But if they DO give out a CK, i promise to stand for your rights.

[NeoCracker]

Yahoo! sucks.

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

Demanding representation for the lurkers? PAH! Give something and you will get...nothing. We are defenceless. They are defenceless. Only CKs have power. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

But with the power of the CK in our hands our people shall usher in a new age of glory the likes of which EoFF has never known!
Will it be gory?

Will it be gory? Does the earth not revolve around the sun? Do meatbags not require food and oxygen to survive? Of COURSE it will be bloody!

[Lost Number]

Any coup you try will need the support of the PRMs, the most powerful force (in terms of coolness) after the CKs.

[theundeadhero]

OH DEAR GOD THE YAHOO! SLURP SPIDER IS SLURPING OUT MY EYEBALLS! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

[-N-]

Yahoo! sucks.This is so truth.
*goes back to playing Yahoo! chess*

[escobert]

yeah yahoo sucks.. but will you marry me? :love:

[Hawkeye]

Yahoo! sucks.This is so truth.
*goes back to playing Yahoo! chess*
qft

[DarkLadyNyara]

Spiders suck.
No, they slurp. ;)

[escobert]

then burp

[Giga Guess]

OH DEAR GOD THE YAHOO! SLURP SPIDER IS SLURPING OUT MY EYEBALLS! SOMEBODY HELP ME!


*Gasses the spiders*

[eestlinc]

Spider
He is our hero
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Step on spider
Spider
We love you spider

I promise not to kill you.
Spider

Spider
We love you spider
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Must stop
Spider
He is our hero
Whenever I see a spider I always say "get rid of" in a sinister voice but nobody ever gets it.

[divinedragoondemon5]

I think the horde should die cause you know they are ugly and i some times wonder if they are adopted.:cry:

hey how do you customize your profile i am sort of new:confused: and :eep:

Instead of posting twice in a row, just use the http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/buttons/edit.gif button to add stuff onto your post. :) // S

[Alive-Cat]

Do not worry, I think you're only HALF as bad as these spider guys!

[Shoden]

The site actually uses Google, not Yahoo! You think you can mess ewith us, eh? Bitch! Then let me tell you something, I have bugspray in my pocket, big feet, and a love of stepping on things!

HA! HA! HA!


Anyway, your Yahoo! people shall never be knighted, you're not spoilt enough. You have to be spoilt, stupid, rule loving, mod whoring nutcase to be a CK!

It's gonna be an arachnid holocaust, we'll be the ones yelling yahoo when this is over!

In other news, will the owner of the fuzzy dog please move it, it is molesting the sheep.

Come on Google! Kick his hairy midget arse!

[Old Manus]

What

[Shoden]

It's not in language you can understand, Old Manus. Don't strain yourself trying to read it.

[Psychotic]

You have to be spoilt, stupid, rule loving, mod whoring nutcase to be a CK!Yep, that's me in a nutshell. :rolleyes2

[sephirothishere]

whoawhoa...settle down....

[-N-]

Ah, brings back memories. Thank you, extra #1, for reviving this dead and soon to be closed thread.

[Psychotic]

sephirothishere, or extra #1 as Neel has dubbed you, don't revive dead threads just to spam in them.