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Forever Fantasy
05-16-2006, 11:12 AM
1)You can lip every word spoken by every person
2)Tifa's moves are a sinch, and you're looking to master Cloud's
3)Every minute or so you look out the window, attempting to see a
"Storm" Cloud, when really you're looking for a "Strife" Cloud
4)To intentionally get out of school/work, you get some black paint
and smear it all over your face and arms claiming to be infected with the GeoStigma. You bolt to the nurse's office screaming
"WHERE IS MOTHER?!?!"

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Miranda

Twilight Edge
05-16-2006, 11:23 AM
5.When you try to fit 5 more swords into 1 humongous one.

blackmage_nuke
05-16-2006, 01:01 PM
6-You try to merge your arm with shiny spheres (the blood was impossible to get out of the carpet:p)

~SapphireStar~
05-16-2006, 01:21 PM
7 ~ You try and collect as many marbles as possible to pass them off as materia.

sephiroth64
05-16-2006, 01:37 PM
8. when u try and force a died womans head into your stomach thinking that it will make your hair grow

~SapphireStar~
05-16-2006, 03:03 PM
9 ~ You go round in a wheelchair with a duvet cover over your head.

Halenite
05-16-2006, 06:11 PM
you scream "You Meanie!" When someone makes fun of your mother

Rhi
05-16-2006, 07:21 PM
11. When you can jump as high as the characters can
12. When you can stay airbourne for as long as the characters can
13. When you train 5 hours a day so that you can jump/fight/stay airbourne like the characters
14. When you can roleplay the entire film
15. When you roleplay and record your own version of the film and post it on the internet

Hayabusa
05-16-2006, 07:23 PM
16 - When you can vocalize all the sword clashes. IN TIME.

sephiroth64
05-16-2006, 07:28 PM
16. when the dvd gets worn out and can't play any more
17. when nothing has any meaning any more and you run out side screaming Mother will take revenge on you all!! ( shortly after your family gets evicted from your street for threating the neighboors)
18. when you ask your friends to shot you in the face and stomach and stab your shoulder so u can b more like cloud

Forever Fantasy
05-16-2006, 07:49 PM
HA! HA! HA!
I especially like numbers five and six :tongue:
Sorry, but I have no more for the time being...I'll go watch it again!

DudeSon2004
05-16-2006, 08:52 PM
19. If you're a redhead & you start acting like Reno.

Mercen-X
05-17-2006, 12:18 AM
1)You can lip every word spoken by every person
I can match not only the words, but the vocal tone and attitude of the characters as they say it. I've also done this for the entire three seasons of Beast Wars.
2)Tifa's moves are a sinch, and you're looking to master Cloud's
Been training at the schoolyard across from my apartments since I first played VII. I haven't been able to perfect it, but my repertoire has expanded to Enix, Midway, and Namco-fighter titles.
3)Every minute or so you look out the window, attempting to see a
"Storm" Cloud, when really you're looking for a Cloud "Strife"
. . . um . . . can't say I've ever even thought about this.
4)To intentionally get out of school/work, you get some black paint
and smear it all over your face and arms claiming to be infected with the GeoStigma. You bolt to the nurse's office screaming
"WHERE IS MOTHER?!?!"
Graduated
5.When you try to fit 5 more swords into 1 humongous one.
I can only duplicate Kadaj's double sword

Rin.
05-17-2006, 12:40 AM
20. When someone starts moaning on and you say unexpectedly...''zuruzuruzuru''
21. When you know every word thats coming(japenese version) and dont even know japenese.

Hayabusa
05-17-2006, 03:13 AM
21. When you know every word thats coming(japenese version) and dont even know japenese.

So True.

Twilight Edge
05-17-2006, 02:20 PM
21. When you know every word thats coming(japenese version) and dont even know japenese.

So True.

Second that.

22.You learn Japanese just to know EXACTLY what the characters are saying because you want a non-subtitle qoute challenge.(I'm planning on doing that)

Duncan
05-17-2006, 04:06 PM
23. When people ask you to do something you don't want you reply in the negative with a biiiiig dramatic pause, for example, "Take out the garbage!" "I will......not take out the garbage."

blackmage_nuke
05-19-2006, 10:26 PM
After constantly hearing it said in Japanese you now pronounce it as Cloudo even though youve been living with saying and hearing Cloud for 8 years.

Materia Hunter Yuffie
05-19-2006, 10:59 PM
You imagine AC part 52 when Cloud is an old man and Sephiroth is still trying to destroy the world.
Cloud: *85 years old* Are you the plumber?
Sephiroth: ....

pyro psychosis
05-20-2006, 11:06 AM
you go to church and ask the well endowed women "play with me"

blackmage_nuke
05-20-2006, 12:08 PM
You dig up a flower bed to see if theres any magic water underneath

You casually ride your motorbike over flowers and dont expect them to be ruined

Griff
05-20-2006, 12:49 PM
-when you can flawlessly do every movement on the DVD menu screen in succession
-when you replay the game afterwards and think/say "hey what's cait sith doing on that mog"
-on a related note when you finish replaying the game and after the credits think/say "hey that happened two years later not 500"
-when dilly dally shilly shally has become a regular part of your vocabulary

Twilight Edge
05-20-2006, 04:56 PM
33.When your mobile phone's theme is the victory theme.

Hayabusa
05-20-2006, 05:38 PM
33.When your mobile phone's theme is the victory theme.

LOL!!!!!!

blackmage_nuke
05-21-2006, 09:48 AM
The moment you see or hear the word mother the first thing you think of is Jenova's head. I was freaked out when I saw the word Mothers day

Twilight Edge
05-22-2006, 11:31 AM
35.When you get a replica of Sephiroth's Masamune(of course it's custom made,the ACTUAL one[yeah,this katana does exist] is not THAT long)which is made from metal so it can ACTUALLY slash people and try to hold on to it without breaking a sweat.(mind you,long katanas are HEAVY,don't let the lightweight look fool you)

LunarWeaver
05-22-2006, 02:05 PM
36) When you accidentally learn martial arts from watching too much Tifa...Big surprise the next time you get into a fight and suddenly win!

Kappy
05-22-2006, 02:49 PM
37) When you look up "Strife Delivery Service" in the Yellow Pages :p

Twilight Edge
05-22-2006, 03:27 PM
38.When you notice that Reno behaves like a monkey by climbing at superspeed.

SammieBabe
05-22-2006, 05:12 PM
When you know exactly what sword Cloud is using in each scene....

Little Blue
05-22-2006, 05:15 PM
38.When you notice that Reno behaves like a monkey by climbing at superspeed.
Shouldn't that be when you don't notice that he's cimbing at super speed and think that behaving like a monkey is perfectly normal?:p

Emerald weapon
05-22-2006, 05:26 PM
39:when some1 uses a limit break and you shout out what it is
40:when you start to wear leather
41:when youre afraid to drink water
42:when you tried to magically conjure black beasts
43:when you know what ''test'' is in japanese
44:when you look on youtube for spoofs
45:when you just made a stupid 44th reason so you could get to number 45:D

Twilight Edge
05-24-2006, 03:43 PM
46.When you whip out another pair of sunglasses out of your shirt after your friend accidentally stepped on it.

Halenite
05-24-2006, 04:50 PM
39:when some1 uses a limit break and you shout out what it is
44:when you look on youtube for spoofs


...I've done both of these

Twilight Edge
05-24-2006, 05:06 PM
I've done 39 too to be honest.

Xurts
05-24-2006, 07:13 PM
35.When you get a replica of Sephiroth's Masamune(of course it's custom made,the ACTUAL one[yeah,this katana does exist] is not THAT long)which is made from metal so it can ACTUALLY slash people and try to hold on to it without breaking a sweat.(mind you,long katanas are HEAVY,don't let the lightweight look fool you) Yup. Here's the link to it: Masamune replica (http://www.trueswords.com/final-fantasy-sephiroth-masamune-sword-p-7.html?osCsid=fa3b8ca0c21ccf31a61fc93eb011269c). To tell you the truth, I would rather have the Souba replica (http://www.trueswords.com/final-fantasy-kadajs-souba-double-bladed-katana-sword-p-2084.html?osCsid=fa3b8ca0c21ccf31a61fc93eb011269c) instead.

Emerald weapon
05-24-2006, 09:29 PM
47.when you think you could shoutyourself in the head and live
48.when you think you can stay airborne for ages
49.when you actully feel sorry for kadaj at the end when he returns to the planet

LunarWeaver
05-24-2006, 11:26 PM
50) When you can tell the difference between Roxas and Denzel.

Reeno the Alchemist
05-25-2006, 12:15 AM
today makes it 2000th time i can say almost everyline in the movie and sometimes i re-act the parts..........its sad its what i do soon as i gedt home

~SapphireStar~
05-25-2006, 12:29 AM
50) When you can tell the difference between Roxas and Denzel.
Lol.
51) You buy special contact lenses to make it look like you have Geostigma.

Griff
05-25-2006, 01:16 AM
52) when you step into a pool of water and it turns black, actually this is a sign that you don't bathe, but let's just say that is because you were too busy watching the movie
53) when you think all plant life should be white and glowing
54) when you blow up a motercycle and try to cut in in half in mid explosion

jesteranimefreak
05-25-2006, 03:11 AM
55: When instead of the Game version of One Winged Angel you hear Advent: One Winged Angel when someone chalenges you.

FallenAngel411
05-25-2006, 08:14 AM
56) When your Yo' Momma jokes involve toxic green sludge
57) When instead of "Go to hell!" you say "Join the Lifestream!"
58) When you start threads titled "You know you've seen FFVII:AC too many times when..."

Forever Fantasy
05-25-2006, 10:53 AM
Hey, I have seen the movie way too many time thank you very much. And I'm proud of what was stated in number 58.

:tongue:

~SapphireStar~
05-25-2006, 03:13 PM
FallenAngel411 wasnt having a go Forever Fantasy. Chill.

59) You make your own AC desktop icons :D

Shadow117
06-07-2006, 07:17 PM
-when you customize your motorcycle to look just like Clouds'
-When you get 2 other friends, die all of your hair silver, go to your school, burst into the principals office, shout at the principal "WHERE'S MOTHER! I KNOW YOU HAVE HER!", run into the bathroom, put on a wig that looks like Sephiroths hair, tape a black wing to your back, run into all of the classrooms with a 16 foot long cardboard sword while shouting "I HATE EVERYTHING!", and jump off of a cliff so you can die like Sephiroth did. LOL!

forgiven angel
06-14-2006, 06:12 AM
- when you can get in a conversation with anyone about the movie and have it last for hours on end
- when you have all the action figures and you can reinact all the fight scenes perfectly
- where you can tell exactly where the geostigma is on all of the main people that have it by name

Marluxiaswife
06-14-2006, 06:31 AM
47.when you think you could shoutyourself in the head and live
48.when you think you can stay airborne for ages
49.when you actully feel sorry for kadaj at the end when he returns to the planet

on 49 thats true, i'm scared of him but i felt sorry for him

The Chocobo Swordsman
06-17-2006, 11:15 PM
1. You've given a name to each individual person in the crowd in the Bahamut Sin attack scene.

2. You've started a cult around Jenova and your attacking random people asking "Where is mother?"

3. You can count the exact number of on-screen raindrops from Aerith's rain.

Twilight Edge
06-19-2006, 05:29 PM
-When you do this.




cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
kadaj: magnifico-
cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
cid: hes just a poor boy
tifa: from a poor family
barret:Spare him his life
vincent: from this monstrosity-
cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
aerith:Bismillah!
kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
tifa: no
kadaj: no
reno & rude,: no
loz,: no
vincent: no
sephiroth: no
barret: oh Mama mia,mama
cloud: Mama mia let me go
sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

Distain
07-07-2006, 07:01 PM
lmao


-you have actully done some of the stuff listed

-when you add somthing to that list

forgiven angel
07-13-2006, 07:47 PM
u name your kids after the people in the movie

boys from the dwarf
07-13-2006, 09:47 PM
this is one im extremely guilty of. everytime tifa uses one of moves from the game )in the loz fight) or something similar to it you name the move and say what level limit break it is.

Forever Fantasy
07-17-2006, 12:14 PM
You KNOW you've seen FFVII:AC too many times when this happens:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/SinisterShadow21/RealCloudStrife.jpg

Laugh at face of Danger
07-17-2006, 12:58 PM
you run cross country, running like reno and collapsing after 100 metres through exhaustion

and just like me and my bestes buddies, become "Jenova's Witnesses!"

Dr. Acula
07-20-2006, 05:59 AM
51) You buy special contact lenses to make it look like you have Geostigma.[/QUOTE]
lol!

Decessus
07-20-2006, 08:20 AM
52) When you sneak in something about the movie at the end of every sentence, by the way Advent Children is cool.
53) When the ending scene is burned into your retinas for the rest of your insignificant life.

Badge
07-20-2006, 11:48 AM
54) When you argue with your boyfriend and scream "I'm NOT Crying!"

Twilight Edge
07-20-2006, 03:25 PM
55.When you make the First Tsurugi(the 6-in-1).

Dr. Acula
07-23-2006, 10:56 AM
56: When you learn Japanese just so you can make your own translation and sell it.

forgiven angel
07-24-2006, 07:49 PM
when people like me do stuff like this


Rufus: Hello Mr. Fluffy...
Cloud: I'm Cloud.
Rufus: Cloud's are fluffy.
Cloud: I'm not fluffy.
Rufus: Yes you are.
Clould: No I'm not!!!
Rufus: ....Well then maybe you should be.
Cloud: What...?
Rufus: You know what I mean...listen to me ramble in japanese walla walla bing bang i bore myself
reno: pizza delivery
rufus: tell him to go back to the closet i left him there for a reason
reno: i ate a slice
rufus: im wearing womens panties shocked so am i...say something
cloud:thats sick are they red and frilly
rufus:even better they have butterflies on them
cloud:butterflies
rufus: yes and they go like this look at my hand pluk do you like my chicken impression
cloud:i like your turkey one better
reno: whos wearing panties
rufus: do you always kick peoples doors whee did u get those shoes though i am paralized i still wear shoes
cloud: do you have pudding
rufus: why would i have pudding can i tie your shoes
cloud:i'll ask the pizza boy *stares*
rufus: you silly willy and toy he doesnt have pudding i ate it...do you remember the time with the rubber chicken and the whipped cream i screamed like a little girl and you tucked it between your legs you know the shovel we dug all night but we never found it you fell in and you reached out like this
cloud:well
reno: hey mr.fluffy i liked corndogs better brown than stale before you did
cloud: MY CORNDOGS!
rufus/rude: OPRA!

Griff
07-26-2006, 02:07 AM
you know you've seen it too many times when you start timing everytime Barret says "he's got ten minutes", hoping that just once they would go into overtime so barret would just come in and shoot the crap out of everyone

+EvilApple+
07-26-2006, 02:32 AM
I hope no one said this but:

When you try to run up a wall like Reno
When you jump of your bike in the air fighting and your bike/motercycle is still going yet you land back on it and it's still going and not even swerving

lol

forgiven angel
07-27-2006, 03:42 AM
-you have memorized the lyrics to one winged angel in both japanese and in english

ChibiKadaj
07-28-2006, 04:38 AM
When....you know way to many lines that Kadaj says and that you almost act like him.

-Guilty-

Dragon Mage
08-03-2006, 02:01 AM
When you walk in a field of flowers hoping to talk to dead people there.

Goldenboko
08-03-2006, 02:06 AM
-you have memorized the lyrics to one winged angel in both japanese and in english

One winged angel isn't song in japanese or english

DarknessFromAbove
08-03-2006, 02:34 AM
You KNOW you've seen FFVII:AC too many times when this happens:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/SinisterShadow21/RealCloudStrife.jpg

aww ^_^

The Hubsta
08-03-2006, 03:07 AM
When you repeatedly rewind, watch again and laugh at the bit where Marlene hits Loz with a materia.

Toodleena
08-03-2006, 01:51 PM
These might of already been done... but Ok.

When you order the Shin-ra dog tag off the sqare enix website and roleplay one of the characters.
When you spend hours trying to learn the music on the keyboard.
When the characters speak to you O_o
When you know what the characters say... in Japanese.

Dr. Acula
08-04-2006, 07:10 AM
When you think you're related to one of the characters.

boys from the dwarf
08-04-2006, 10:28 AM
When you jump of your bike in the air fighting and your bike/motercycle is still going yet you land back on it and it's still going and not even swerving


if you watch that scene closely youll notice that loz makes the bike do a full 360 turn before jumping back on so it makes sense.

BizarroSephiroth
08-04-2006, 01:09 PM
40. If you get all of your friends and decide to act out the whole movie dressed as EVERY single character, NPC, child, etc.

Ozmoid
08-11-2006, 07:44 PM
41: When you start hearing one winged angel in english, rather than latin
42: when you can hear sefiros instead of sephiroth in OWA
43: when you use the abreviation OWA
44: when you think saying "dilly dallly shilly shallly" isn't retarded(yes, i'm talking to you, Miss Lockahart)
45: When a thread like this gets up to 45.
46: when you can shout out the move being used wehnever it happens, including a basic attack
47:when you start lithping due to conthuthion over aeriththtththth name.

sephirothishere
08-11-2006, 09:48 PM
48.........when you would rather live in midgar than wherever the hell you live now.....hahahahahahahahahah

If you need to add to your post, just use the edit/delete button. Don't post the same text again with the addition.

~Void

Dr. Acula
08-12-2006, 08:52 AM
When you think "Midgar" is a real place and want to go there.

sephirothishere
08-13-2006, 10:43 AM
hey whoa i know midgar isnt real....yet...
i was jus sayin i bet some people are like "wow i was i was rockin in midgar right now"

edit:btw sorry for the double post...something was goin wrong and i couldnt see my post come up....

Drazhar
10-12-2006, 02:21 AM
49. since you cant find Strife delivery service you decide to create it yourself

Marluxiaswife
10-12-2006, 05:47 AM
sorry don't know what number were >_<

Sorry if someone said this.......

when you look to much like the characters......

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m243/kadajwife/Kadaj.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m243/kadajwife/Yazoo.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m243/kadajwife/cloud.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m243/kadajwife/Tifa.jpg

Oh yeah and you want to do something like this! :D
(I want too!!! and look like that while doing this!)
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m243/kadajwife/23.gif

~SapphireStar~
10-12-2006, 07:19 PM
You beg your future boyfriend to dress up in a leather outfit and style his hair Loz style <3

Ryushikaze
10-12-2006, 08:36 PM
You write a new script for it.

Cruise Control
10-12-2006, 09:43 PM
51. If you think it's better than The Spirits Within.

blade1001
10-13-2006, 04:29 PM
52. You cut off your real arm and replace it with a Gatling Gun that you ordered from Strife Delivery Service! Coincidentally! :eek:

53. When your sitting at home watching ...... FF:AC :eek: and your pet dog starts talking especially when Red XIII comes onto the screen! :confused:

Do not post more than once in a row. Use the edit/delete button if you wish to add to your post. ~ Leeza

Ryushikaze
10-13-2006, 07:14 PM
51. If you think it's better than The Spirits Within.

So once is too much?

crayzee gamr
10-13-2006, 09:53 PM
33.When your mobile phone's theme is the victory theme.

LOL!!!!!!
I tried to get that ring tone!:D
(I don't know wut number evryone is on but here goes)
- u try to pick fights with people in a church
- u get charged with destruction of property at the church and ur only excuse is "I wuz trying to find the lifestream so I may cure the world of geostigma."
- buy a red ribbon and put it around ur arm to remember aeris
- take ur pet african bearded dragon call it Bahamut (or the japanese name bahamuto [I think]) and try to make it destroy your city.
(lol these stink):p

Dr. Acula
10-14-2006, 03:39 AM
Whenever you see a field of flowers you see Aeris too.
When you try to plant some flowers in a church.

forgiven angel
10-14-2006, 04:18 PM
33.When your mobile phone's theme is the victory theme.

LOL!!!!!!
- buy a red ribbon and put it around ur arm to remember aeris


i've done that and i have the fanfare on cd ^_^

Moogle of Doom
10-19-2006, 01:55 PM
When you set your house on fire, just so that you can turn around veeeery slowly and sinisterly like Sepheroth

When you trick your younger brother/sister into changing their name to Denzel/Marlene

Noctivagus
10-19-2006, 02:17 PM
-when dilly dally shilly shally has become a regular part of your vocabulary

GUILTY - Erm yeah haha

Quick note: People take track of numbers... we went though the 40s like 2 times and 50s times in that

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When you know which character is like you. (Kadaj)

Twilight Edge
10-19-2006, 02:59 PM
-When you make a Steve Irvin AC tribute joke.


It took me about two minutes to write those out.

Anyway here's a new one......

A tribute to the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irvin
Barret's Documentary on Bahamut

*Tifa was knocked out*
Denzel: Hey Tifa, you okay?Hello,anybody home?
*looks around*
Denzel:Keheeeeeheheheheeh!!
**beeps* her*
*Bahamut lands*
Denzel:Hey that was my house you ARRRRSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Denzel runs at him*
*Barret comes and shoots Bahamut in the face*
Barret(with Steve's voice):Stay back kid!You wanna get yourself killed?
*turns back*
Barret:So now here we have Bahamut the king of dragons,one of the possibly most dangerous creatures on the planet.Able to spit fireballs the size of Ozma the optional boss from FFIX,and fly at a height no human but Cloud can reach,I'll now demonstrate how to stick my heavily loaded fist up his ass!
Tifa:Seriously?
Barret:Crikey,definitely.
*runs at him*
*Red comes and fight*
*Barret pumps his gun to stick it up Bahamut's ass but Bahamut was flying at him,ready for dinner*
*shuriken comes flying and Yuffie lands*
Yuffie:Oh boy,isn't he gorgeous?
Tifa:Come to think of it,hell yeah.
Yuffie:YEE-HAW!!
*runs at Bahamut*
Denzel:That thing's gorgeous?Crikey, it burned down my house!
*Shadow Creepers appear*
Background music:WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??
*Cid whacks and shoves them aside*
Cid:Just in time!And I'll explain about these Shadow Creepers!They are a pain in the ass who likes to sneak up on people and eat the #@#$@ out of them before #$#$$ them and ##%#@% followed by #@#$#@#$ and #$@#$#$@ before ending with #$@$#$@$##$@%#@@#$#%@@#!
Vincent(with Butcher voice from Warcraft III:DotA):URRRGGGGHHH FRESH MEAT......
Denzel:Whoa he a butcher or something?
Tifa:Uhh yeah......he sells dog and dragon meat usually......
*Cloud arrives*
Cloud:I blah blah blah...... what the hell let's get there and see Barret stick his fist up Bahamut's ass.
Kadaj:Crikey!I just summoned a beauty!
Yazoo:wow,isn't he beautiful?
Loz:HEY NOT FAIR YOU MEANIE!I WANT TO STICK MY FIST UP HIS ASS!
Reno:Hey I want to stick my rod up his ass too!wait for me!
Rude:.........*follows*
Rufus:He's really aggressive and is easily agitated,so no one but trained personnel can handle such a creature.But Cloud and the others can approach him because they know when to stay away.So now their keeping their distance from Bahamut before trying to snare him.
*Cloud arrives with Tifa and takes thier spot to watch the show*
*Barret,Loz and Reno fight each other so that they can get an attempt to stick their weapons up Bahamut's ass*
Aeris:Man I can't believe I missed this!I could've stuck my staff up Bahamut's tight gorgeous ass!
Zack:*watches while munching some doritos*
Sephiroth:HEY I WANT TO STICK MY SWORD UP HIS TINY ASS!
*Kadaj was watching and eating a slice of Jenova's Friggin' Head Cheese Pizza and turns into him*
*Sephy flies to Bahamut,kills Loz and Reno and stabs Barret in the heart(sigh,gotta go with the flow)*
Sephiroth:I'M GONNA STICK MY SWORD UP YOUR TIGHT ASS!
*sticks his sword up his ass*
Cloud:Hey you killed Barret Steve Irvin!
*Omnislash*
*Sephy dies*
*Kadaj returns to the planet*
Kadaj:FRRREEEEEENNNNCHHHHHHH TTTTTTOOOOOAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Everyone:RIP Barret Steve Irvin.Amen.

forgiven angel
10-30-2006, 06:30 PM
21. When you know every word thats coming(japenese version) and dont even know japenese.

So True.

Second that.

3 that


After constantly hearing it said in Japanese you now pronounce it as Cloudo even though youve been living with saying and hearing Cloud for 8 years.

i do that along with how they pronounce sephiroth

BarelySeeAtAll
10-30-2006, 07:16 PM
YOU CANT WATCH IT TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darthgamer
11-06-2006, 03:47 AM
When you buy a new 200 dollar phone just so you would have one capable of playing the victory tune ringtone. (Yes, i reall did)

Dr. Acula
11-08-2006, 07:14 AM
When you buy a new 200 dollar phone just so you would have one capable of playing the victory tune ringtone. (Yes, i reall did)

Wow, if only I had that much money...

Fatal Impurity
11-08-2006, 11:33 AM
When you walk into a swimming pool turn the water black (damn chlorine!) and expect all the kids to drink it......

Cloudane
11-08-2006, 03:31 PM
When you say "don't cry" to every little darn thing. You know who you are, people :D

When you name your dog Reno. Random family in my area, you know who you are too.

When "Where's Mother?" becomes your phrase of choice for asking the whereabouts of your mum.

Darthgamer
11-08-2006, 10:41 PM
Wow, if only I had that much money...
Not so much that i have a lot of money, just that ffac>most everything.
lol now im broke but i got a nice phone.

When you attempt to reach the top of buildings by getting boosts from friends.

Reeno the Alchemist
11-09-2006, 02:26 AM
you know whats really sad i have done every single thing ive matched the words looked out the window made myself look like i had geostigma with a marker at school =\ oh man i have problems sometimes i even start speaking the japanses version people just stare at me
-when you ask you friend for their cell phone and they dont have one and you re-act marlenes scene YOU DONT HAVE PHOOONNE?
-when you name all your friends after every character
-when you threaton people in wheel chairs that they better give you mother

im guilty for all these.........

Fatal Impurity
11-09-2006, 09:22 AM
when you think "where's mother" is a cooler and more iconic line than "use the force"

Emerald weapon
11-11-2006, 10:49 PM
100:when u get the 45th reason and the 100th resaon

Dragon Mage
11-12-2006, 11:28 PM
When you put door-knockers on your clothes.

Fatal Impurity
11-13-2006, 10:39 AM
when you hum yourself to sleep with the advent children one winged angel theme.....*this i have done*

Griff
11-13-2006, 09:55 PM
When you translate the AC version of OWA and find that there is a line that says "I am the muffin man, destroyer of pants"

Fatal Impurity
11-14-2006, 05:06 PM
when you turn into the "muffin man, destroyer of pants"

Riana
11-15-2006, 10:21 AM
104. When you buy numerous pairs of sunglasses and pick one out your pocket everytime someone steps on them.

105. When you buy a motorcycle and name it Fenrir

106. Using quotes like "I'm still out here!" when you're locked out your house by your mates.

Fatal Impurity
11-15-2006, 02:00 PM
When you kick the door to shut up said mate

Cloudane
11-15-2006, 03:43 PM
When someone asks you a question and you say "I'll ask the pizza boy"

BarelySeeAtAll
11-15-2006, 07:19 PM
when you know exactly what Vincent says when he is on about stigma etc (i know, it wasnt too good, but i thought i had a point!)

chrisfffan
11-15-2006, 07:59 PM
when u say that stupid thing tifa says shiley shally shiley shally or sumin like that haha

Fatal Impurity
11-16-2006, 01:49 PM
When you get killed you get healed by aeris (that would sooooooo cool!)

Twilight Edge
11-17-2006, 03:51 PM
When you hear some random girl voice talking in your head, telling you "Let's go!" when you are in a swimming pool.

Fatal Impurity
11-17-2006, 04:54 PM
When you hear some random girl voice talking in your head, telling you "Let's go!" when you are in a swimming pool.

i dont think you realise how wrong that sounded lol

forgiven angel
11-18-2006, 01:27 AM
when u say that stupid thing tifa says shiley shally shiley shally or sumin like that haha

it's dilly dally shilly shally :P and aerith says it too...

when you watch it so many times that you can dream the whole movie has happened to me :P

Cloudane
11-18-2006, 01:37 AM
When you look at a dripping tap and say "somehow, I knew you were there."

chrisfffan
11-18-2006, 01:38 AM
dilly dally shilly shally haha okay okay i need to watch it some more! where did that come from? it means whatever doesnt it? like what will be will be?

Dragon Mage
11-18-2006, 04:41 AM
No, it means to hesitate or dwadle, which is exactly what the case was. All four words mean the same thing. Go look it up, you'll see.


#whatever1: when you rent the movie so many times that the guy at the Blockbuster gives you a weird look every time.

#whatever2: When the guy at blockbuster asks if you want to buy it for 5 more cents because you've rented it so many times that you've paid for it.

#whatever3: when you rent the movie so many times your family gets tired of renting it and buys it for you.

Riana
11-18-2006, 10:46 AM
When you turn down an offer you always say it like;

"Not interested".

Fatal Impurity
11-20-2006, 03:36 PM
when you turn down a hot girl because you think Tifa will "come back" to you

Cloudane
11-20-2006, 04:05 PM
When you're annoyed at the sun shining on your computer screen, look out of the window and say "Cloud... where are you?"

Social Moon Firesky
11-22-2006, 05:37 PM
57) When instead of "Go to hell!" you say "Join the Lifestream!"

Guilty! :D

Twilight Edge
11-23-2006, 04:50 AM
When you propose to implement Cloud's Omnislash into WC3: DotA's Blademaster's ultimate skill: Omnislash.

Fatal Impurity
11-23-2006, 04:31 PM
when you lose your mum in a super market and say to a employee "wheres mother?"

chrisfffan
11-23-2006, 07:45 PM
haha thats a good one

Dragon Mage
11-24-2006, 02:46 AM
When 90% of what you say is 'hmph'.

Ryushikaze
11-24-2006, 02:47 AM
When 90% of what you say is 'hmph'.

hmph?

Dragon Mage
11-24-2006, 03:09 AM
Yazoo. That's basically 90% of what he said.

Cloudane
11-24-2006, 10:16 AM
Yazoo had about 2 lines?

Loz was like that though. "Hmph! *evil grin*"

Ryushikaze
11-24-2006, 04:58 PM
Yazoo. That's basically 90% of what he said.

I know. I was being silly.

Dr. Acula
11-25-2006, 05:48 AM
You know you've watched AC too many times when something like this happens:

Little Timmy: "Mother! Mother! Come look at what I've drawn!"
Art Teacher: "For the last time, Timmy, I'm not your mother! Now, let's take a look at this artwork..."
(Looks at a picture of Cid impaling his spear through Bahamut's head. Teacher goes pale.)
Art Teacher: "That's a...uh... very... interesting looking piece of art there Timmy. Do you mind if I tell your parents about this?"

LynetteCloudburst
02-18-2008, 08:29 PM
Your mom ( or whoever it is) get's mad at u and starts yelling then u quote Kadaj and say:
"No need to shout." in the exact same tone and way.

Azure Chrysanthemum
02-18-2008, 10:26 PM
Stop reviving threads that are several years old.