Oldbie Day

[-N-]

Oldbies suck. They're full of themselves, their only method of humor is through obscure outdated references, and they're just bad company to keep in general. They're elitist, tightly into their cliques, and flaunt their seniority like someone wearing Sex Panther.

Three cheers for oldbies. :cheers:

ack, what happened to the cheers thing, back in the old day this wouldn't have happened >_<

[Yamaneko]

All Male Group Hug

what

[Tavrobel]

I'm sure you'll survive, Neel.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Yea, oldbies are well rubbish. They don't understand our brand of humour that the new kidz do these days.

http://www.lyricsvault.net/halloffame/EngelbertHumperdinck.jpg

lol, Engelbert :D

[Leeza]

*hails Bruckner* :)

[Chris]

But, Neel, you're an oldbie?

[Hawkeye]

Oldbies suck.

[Leeza]

But, Neel, you're an oldbie?
Did the smell of Sex Panther give him away? :)

[Skarr]

No it was his grumpy disposition.

[Tavrobel]

But, Neel, you're an oldbie?
Did the smell of Sex Panther give him away? :)

Obviously.

[Chris]

Did the smell of Sex Panther give him away? :)
Kinda, but Neel why do you keep trying to prove yoruself? YOU ARE A PART OF THE ORIGINAL EoFF'ers. :D

[-N-]

But, Neel, you're an oldbie?I am shamed. *seppuku*

edit that I would have made sooner had my computer not froze: Kinda, but Neel why do you keep trying to prove yoruself? YOU ARE A PART OF THE ORIGINAL EoFF'ers.whaaaaaaaaa?

[Psychotic]

Yeah, I guess Xander and Lord Chainsaw are pretty cool. And who could forget Jebus? Good times, guys. Good times. FFClassicJon sucked pretty hard though.

[Markus. D]

*looks forward to making one of these threads in 4-ish years*

[Madonna]

Oldbies suck. They're full of themselves, their only method of humor is through obscure outdated references, and they're just bad company to keep in general. They're elitist, tightly into their cliques, and flaunt their seniority like someone wearing Sex Panther.

Three cheers for oldbies. :cheers:
ack, what happened to the cheers thing, back in the old day this wouldn't have happened >_<

[Venom]

Oldbies think they're so damn great:mad2:

[escobert]

Oldbies think they're so damn great:mad2:
yes they do.

[Rase]

Oldbies are kind of like that strange guy at the park, only with less B.O.

Usually.

[NeoCracker]

But without olbies we'd have less things to complain about, so we need them more than we think. Except me, I have plenty to complain about, but the rest of you need them.

[Venom]

Oldbies think they're so damn great:mad2:
yes they do.

Lets eat em.

[NeoCracker]

Oldbies think they're so damn great:mad2:
yes they do.

Lets eat em.
And their kids.

[escobert]

Oldbies think they're so damn great:mad2:
yes they do.

Lets eat em.
And their kids.
and you.

[Peegee]

Good thing I'm not an Oldbie.

*hides join date*

[Venom]

Oldbies think they're so damn great:mad2:
yes they do.

Lets eat em.
And their kids.
and you.

Damn right.

[NeoCracker]

Oldbies think they're so damn great:mad2:
yes they do.

Lets eat em.
And their kids.
and you.

Damn right.
I get dibs on the spleen.

[Peegee]

Oldbies think they're so damn great:mad2:
yes they do.

Lets eat em.
And their kids.
and you.

Damn right.
I get dibs on the spleen.

I like pie

[Yamaneko]

An oldbie is someone who joined during the Ezboard days. Like December 1999 to June 2000 or something. Everyone else that joined to around late 2002 is considered a veteran.

[Necronopticous]

Stop the pyramid or I'll kill you.

[escobert]

Stop the pyramid or I'll kill you.
you're no fun :(

[Peegee]

/cry

[Necronopticous]

I'm in a rage because I'm not an oldbie or veteran, just a good-for-nothing loser newbie. Am I just like a piece of meat to you?

[Hawkeye]

A piece of meat that can kick someones ass.

[theundeadhero]

I like the oldbies better than you guys. They just don't like me back :(

[KentaRawr!]

>=( I wanted to make a new part of the pyramid. >=O To simulate the real thing...


Pyramid

Ah, it's just not the same.

Oldbies always ruin all the fun. :mad:

Not really. But I always adjust to what other people think so I can be hip and cool. :cool:

[rubah]

some of them are plain out sexy.

mmm rsl

[Agent Proto]

Why are we celebrating Raistlin's ego? :D

[eestlinc]

Yeah, I guess Xander and Lord Chainsaw are pretty cool. And who could forget Jebus? Good times, guys. Good times. FFClassicJon sucked pretty hard though.
Xander's not an oldbie! even I'm kinda borderline on being an oldbie.

[nik0tine]

it' s funny because they think they are cool but they post on a FF message board lolz

[-N-]

This is the worst thread ever.

[Hawkeye]

http://atschool.eduweb.co.uk/carolrb/sikhism/turban.gif

[-N-]

Now we're getting somewhere.

[Loony BoB]

I'm an old newbie. Where do I fit in?

[Cz]

I'm glad I'm not an oldbie, because they're so uncool. But I'm very wary of the fact that one day I'll mention how much better things were back in the vB2 days, and then some punk newbie will roll his eyes and and make a witty retort. That'll be the start of the process. The final nail in the coffin will be when Raistlin starts talking to me.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I'm in a rage because I'm not an oldbie or veteran, just a good-for-nothing loser newbie. Am I just like a piece of meat to you?

http://homepage.mac.com/alimar/.Pictures/Engelbert.jpg

lol, angst!

[Rye]

I guess I'm just considered a Veteran by Yam's standards. Yesss! :p

I think an extra requirement to be an oldbie besides the 1999-2000 join date is to have talked to Raistlin!

[Jebus]

I think an extra requirement to be an oldbie besides the 1999-2000 join date is to have talked to Raistlin!

Aw hell, I'm half an oldbie.

*suicides*

[Hawkeye]

Man, who ever knew of defining an oldbie on EyesonFF would be such a hard task?

[escobert]

I think an extra requirement to be an oldbie besides the 1999-2000 join date is to have talked to Raistlin!

Aw hell, I'm half an oldbie.

*suicides*

[Yamaneko]

The trade-off is great. On one hand you would be an oldbie, but on the other hand you would have to talk to Raistlin.

[fire_of_avalon]

I am exceptional. I have talked to Raistlin (but not really, probably) and I am no oldbie.

In the Staff forum they make such jokes and I do not understand them so I smile and pretend.

[KoShiatar]

*looks forward to making one of these threads in 4-ish years*

[PeTeRL90]

EI U PSY

You shall be my sex partner for everything, got it?

I just wanted to share that to the world.

[Psychotic]

EI U PSY

You shall be my sex partner for everything, got it?

I just wanted to share that to the world.Watch it you, you're still on probation. :p

[Raistlin]

I think an extra requirement to be an oldbie besides the 1999-2000 join date is to have talked to Raistlin!
Quiet! I don't need any dumb newbies IMing me because they want to be awesome like me (I get that all the time already).



Aw hell, I'm half an oldbie.

*suicides*
You know you love me. :D


The trade-off is great. On one hand you would be an oldbie, but on the other hand you would have to talk to Raistlin.
And both are wonderful, highly enjoyable experiences... dare I say, pleasurable?

[Psychotic]

Yeah, I guess Xander and Lord Chainsaw are pretty cool. And who could forget Jebus? Good times, guys. Good times. FFClassicJon sucked pretty hard though.
Xander's not an oldbie! even I'm kinda borderline on being an oldbie.I finally got one over eest's head.

[Old Manus]

I don't remember a big hoo-hah about Newbie day.

[tan]

If I was an oldbie, I'd pwn all of you.

But, then again, numerous people tell me that the day I become an oldbie is the day EoFF dies :(

[Dr Unne]

Everyone who registered after BOU is a newbie. That pretty much leaves Sean and maybe RSL.

[eestlinc]

I finally got one over eest's head.
maybe I should retire...

[eestlinc]

Stop the pyramid or I'll kill you.
please note I deleted the huge spam pyramid that was posted directly above this.

edit: and therefore I did not really double post.

[Shoden]

DOUBLE POST! DEATH THREAT!
ABUSE! BAD EESTLINC!

I could yell more but I could get you into trouble anyway, you're already looking good enough to rip apart with my teeth. Oldbies do think they're so upperclass, well I got news for you, don't expect a good night sleep!

[eestlinc]

i think you should eat less sugar, Bladen. and stop spamming. You won't last long enough around here to be an oldbie with that kind of behavior.

[Venom]

i think you should eat less sugar, Bladen. and stop spamming. You won't last long enough around here to be an oldbie with that kind of behavior.

Will I?

[Shoden]

I don't think I would anyway with those death threats, it's too late for sugar at this time. Spam? It was the truth, can you spam the truth? Actually...?

They're like the old age pensioners of forums, they always yap on about "well back in my day" and "when such and such was around" Always comparing their times to our times and boring us with their stories, it's true though.

Venom, you' go emo before oldbie.

[RSL]

Everyone who registered after BOU is a newbie. That pretty much leaves Sean and maybe RSL.
I think I registered after BOU.

[Raistlin]

I think everyone registered after BOU. <i>Maybe</i> Asorie, but I don't think so.

[Moomba Misstress]

I just dropped in to post in this thread, not make a new one =( I can't post. :moomba:

[Calliope]

please note I deleted the huge spam pyramid that was posted directly above this.

edit: and therefore I did not really double post.

It takes five grown men to lift the spamamid!

it's not how long you've hung around, it's what you've done with your time.

[Yuffie514]

the Newbie era ended after getting Custom Title. yes, they were the better days because...

[Madonna]

What's with the new and old talk? Isn't it fine enough to meet and hang out with people you like?

Dudes. Man.

Really.

Geez.

[Yamaneko]

That sort of idealism leads to crushed hopes and dreams. I live in the real world where powerful people lie to the masses and go out for hot fudge Sundaes on Tuesdays.