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YTDN
05-18-2006, 06:27 PM
..What would you do?

I would kill everybody I hate, then launch into a plan for world domination.

Tempest
05-18-2006, 06:33 PM
IF I had god-like powers...

I wouldn't kill anyone since I'd have god-like powers and would be above such things...yeah right. I'd probably just try to make the world a little bit safer and make people happier.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
05-18-2006, 06:36 PM
I would kill everybody I hate, then launch into a plan for world domination.

that's not very God like
This thread will now be closed...

Oh yeah that's right I don't have such powers

Rainecloud
05-18-2006, 06:50 PM
How frighteningly original.

If I had Godlike powers, I'd make Tomb Raider: Legend have more levels.

LunarWeaver
05-18-2006, 06:51 PM
I would probly sit on the internet all day posting in forums exactly like always... -_-

bipper
05-18-2006, 07:13 PM
I would make people, and a garden, and a snake.. the rest would be history.

Tavrobel
05-18-2006, 07:17 PM
If I had Godlike powers, I would make a bunch of bogus rules and stick to them.

Because that's what God does. God plays by the rules. It's the reason I'm still alive.

DudeSon2004
05-18-2006, 07:23 PM
If I had Godlike powers, I'd have my special area shorted, lol!

Madame Adequate
05-18-2006, 07:33 PM
I would be 300 feet tall and have lava breath.

DK
05-18-2006, 07:35 PM
I would be 301 feet tall and have lava-freezing Ice breath. :)

Rye
05-18-2006, 07:41 PM
I would be 302 feet tall and I'd have the awesome charisma of Jaffar, the intelligence of Bill Nye the Science Guy, and the rock out powers of Freddie Mercury.

Laugh at face of Danger
05-18-2006, 07:52 PM
more like, when i have godlike powers *demonic grin*

anyways, i would make myself the best costumes in the world, and they would own everything in sight, and i'd make sure i got my own boots made! *drools over pair of expensive boots*

~ oh and of course DESTROY EVERY DAMN COPY OF MGS

~SapphireStar~
05-18-2006, 07:52 PM
I would kill everybody I hate, then launch into a plan for world domination.
Meh, why not. Same here.

RPJesus
05-18-2006, 07:54 PM
Do everything my master tried. I'd do all the cool stomping about and killing people. Gathering a shaman army, destroying those ones thta opposed me, and leaving badly acted children orphans. then, the tournament would come and I'd take the King of Spirits and the world would be mine!
Being with Zeke-like-powers, I'd get control of all 5 elements and ever-conditioned hair.

If not Zeke, I'd take up on Seymour or Delacroix's plans.

ScottNUMBERS
05-18-2006, 07:57 PM
I would probably magic myself the odd sandwitch, nothing too power-abusing.

starseeker
05-18-2006, 08:01 PM
I'd smite everyone who ever made fun of me for beng an atheist. Preferably with lightning bolts.

Laugh at face of Danger
05-18-2006, 08:02 PM
I'd smite everyone who ever made fun of me for beng an atheist.

ha ha ha, athiest!

(actually, i'm an athiest too... :/)

Leeza
05-18-2006, 08:02 PM
I would make it sunny and warm everywhere. :)

Shoden
05-18-2006, 08:03 PM
smite the bastards who complain, then make the world a better place by killing the dimwits and making eoff a better place, then proceed to unscrewing stuff, sit back and rlelax and create new species, or just recreate Jurassic Park!!!!!!

Leeza wants us all to suffer from global drought and all life to die. :( awww.
I never knew you supported global warming.

bipper
05-18-2006, 08:10 PM
smite the bastards who complain, then make the world a better place by killing the dimwits
A suicidal god! ZOMG!!!

RPJesus
05-18-2006, 08:43 PM
I'd get a T-shirt that said 'Atheist God'.
DELIGHTFULLY IRONIC!!!

Behold the Void
05-18-2006, 08:46 PM
I'd make myself a nice world to mess with. Could be fun.

Heero Yuy NWZC
05-18-2006, 08:52 PM
I would give the powers back to God. Mortals do not deserve and are not worthy of such power.

RPJesus
05-18-2006, 09:02 PM
Unless they're RPJesus!
Who already has Jesus like powers, but is just greedy!

Heero Yuy NWZC
05-18-2006, 09:05 PM
:eep:...riiight. :rolleyes2

Old Manus
05-18-2006, 09:37 PM
Delete the internet

Chris
05-18-2006, 09:48 PM
I would make it sunny and warm everywhere. :)
I'd probably do the same thing. :)

Shoden
05-18-2006, 09:56 PM
smite the bastards who complain, then make the world a better place by killing the dimwits
A suicidal god! ZOMG!!!
dimwits are lower then a god, similtaneous existence is impossible.
I'd create more hot dogs and make the chelsea chairman bankrupt through gambling debt!

Psychotic
05-18-2006, 11:05 PM
If I had Godlike powers? So what, really terrible spam? No thanks, kids, I already have that down to a fine art.

Hands up if you got my cool EoFF reference.

DoaJ
05-18-2006, 11:27 PM
If I had godlike powers I would...
Take all the good people of the world, and put them into the Garden of Eden. It would be impossible for people to feel pain there, and sex wouldn't be a private or smaed upon thing. There'd also be no std's. As for the bad people...I'd take all the monsters of the FF games and sic them upon the bad poeple. Then when all the bad people are dead, I'd make an area where the monsters cannot get into, and it will be called "Garden". Then I'd make the world appear as FF8 and in the garden would be the first people, and once the human population reaches one million, they'd start venturing off, and make other places. Then, I'd put sorceress' into the world, and the gardens across the golbe would battle against the sorceress. The rest, most of you know.
Wow, I sure got carried away with this...hehehe

dirkdirden
05-18-2006, 11:42 PM
If I had god like powers I would do the same that god wants to do right now.


Destroy all religion and make the world just like the john Lennon song imagine.

and yes of chorse I would make Tifa Lockheart Real.....and my wife/slave.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
05-19-2006, 01:21 AM
If I had godlike powers I wouldn't exist, cause neither did he. Or she, or whatever.

...yeah...

Markus. D
05-19-2006, 01:47 AM
I'd be called an Uberer and a n00b 10 year old.

Rase
05-19-2006, 01:49 AM
If I had Godlike powers? So what, really terrible spam? No thanks, kids, I already have that down to a fine art.

Hands up if you got my cool EoFF reference.

I think I may have actual understood a reference for once. I feel happy. :)

Oh yeah, God-powers. I guess I'd fix all the problems in the world and then go to sleep and never touch them again. I'm pretty boring.

BustaMo
05-19-2006, 01:50 AM
As any normal human male would do, I would go invisible and roam the world known as girls' bedrooms.

Madame Adequate
05-19-2006, 02:31 AM
I would be 302 feet tall and I'd have the awesome charisma of Jaffar, the intelligence of Bill Nye the Science Guy, and the rock out powers of Freddie Mercury.

Well I would be 503 feet tall, I'd have the charisma of me, the intelligence of me, and the rock out powers of me. Also I would sing like Johnny Cash.