In honor of Paperclip Day!

[Agent Proto]

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[rubah]

I was thinking as I waited for the page to load 'if anyone posts the ms office assistant I will instantly ban them'

this just goes to show that my bark is bigger than my bite, which is sad because my bark is merely in my head.

I do think that deserves a tanking. I'll let someone else do it though8)

[edit-- did you make that image yourself? turn off your font smoothing thing:( it makes me sad]

[Rase]

The MS Office Paperclip Assistant Dude and me get along swell. He's gotten me out of many a jam.

[FallenAngel411]

He hurts my feelings with that bored look he gives everything I write. :cry:

[blackmage_nuke]

I very much dislike that paperclip (got annoying after 5 years), my Microsoft assistant is links the cat :D

[Yamaneko]

OO.o doesn't have a cute mascot. :(

[Old Manus]

I don't have it installed :(:(:(:(

[Dignified Pauper]

My paper clip decided it would kill itself, performing an illegal operation, and continually close itself.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

And now for the world's largest paper clip chain
21959

[Captain Maxx Power]

I don't need to stinkin' paperclips. I have staples for that kind of stuff.

[Anaisa]

But if you only want to temporarily hold something together, then a paperclip is more useful to you than staples.

[DeathKnight]

*yawn*...........uh..what? staples McPWN paperclips anyday.

[Captain Maxx Power]

But if you only want to temporarily hold something together, then a paperclip is more useful to you than staples.

Anyone who does anything temporarily is wasting time by not making up their mind.

[project X]

But if you only want to temporarily hold something together, then a paperclip is more useful to you than staples.

Anyone who does anything temporarily is wasting time by not making up their mind.
But I'm afraid of commitment. :(

[RPJesus]

A wee comical about paperclips. (http://dancingpaperclip.rated-arr.net/)

Noice. :cool:

[Cz]

Good for holding stuff together, I guess.

[fire_of_avalon]

I hate that paper clip. *shakes fist*

[~SapphireStar~]

Ive always loved the paper clip, hes so cute. My friends hate him with a passion!

[LunarWeaver]

Paperclip day reminds me of paper cuts...and paper cuts make me sad inside.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Is it ever not some form of celebration day on Eoff? :) I think whoever is making up these celebrations is running out of ideas fast.

[Rase]

Then we'd celebrate a "Lack of Ideas Day".

[Old Manus]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[Denmark]

haha I had this question on a physics test today:

What is closest to the mass of a paperclip?
(1) 1x10⁶ kg
(2) 1x10³ kg
(3) 1x10^-3 kg
(4) 1x10^-6 kg

the answer is obvious.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

i got a huge blue paperclip at christmas, i was really looking forward to using it for my stuff at UNI but it snapped last week :( :choc:

[Psychotic]

Back in the good ol' days, I told this guy in IT class that one of the animations you get using the "Animate!" option was the paperclip turning into a penis. He spent three lessons trying to get the penisclip to appear.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Back in the good ol' days, I told this guy in IT class that one of the animations you get using the "Animate!" option was the paperclip turning into a penis. He spent three lessons trying to get the penisclip to appear.

you really should have put him out of his misery and turned him towards photoshop :choc:

[Shoden]

A wee comical about paperclips. (http://dancingpaperclip.rated-arr.net/)

Noice. :cool:
who's a Douchebag?
My MS paperclip is very kinky, he always has those funny eyebrows at me!

[Mittopotahis]

What is closest to the mass of a paperclip?
(1) 1x10⁶ kg
(2) 1x10³ kg
(3) 1x10^-3 kg
(4) 1x10^-6 kg


Yay for the million kilo paperclips.

I heard Microsoft killed the paperclip. I'm not exactly sure what my friend meant when he put it on his MSN name though. I shall ask him.

[kikimm]

I hate that paperclip because it's so fucking distracting. Go away you stupid thing. I am trying to write. You're not helpful. If I have a question I will come and get you >=(

Okay :(

[Anaisa]

But if you only want to temporarily hold something together, then a paperclip is more useful to you than staples.

Anyone who does anything temporarily is wasting time by not making up their mind.
It may not be a case of making up their mind. It could be a transition period.

[rubah]

Paperclip day reminds me of paper cuts...and paper cuts make me sad inside.
http://snowy-day.net/stuff/satirical.doc

You can't plunge paperclips into your arm in quite the same way as staples.

alsfjkal; that was so gross;oooooooo

[LunarWeaver]

Paperclip day reminds me of paper cuts...and paper cuts make me sad inside.
http://snowy-day.net/stuff/satirical.doc

You can't plunge paperclips into your arm in quite the same way as staples.

alsfjkal; that was so gross;oooooooo

This made me chortle severely.