View Full Version : In honor of Paperclip Day!
Agent Proto
05-26-2006, 07:16 AM
<center>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/ms-paperclipguy.gif</center>
rubah
05-26-2006, 07:18 AM
I was thinking as I waited for the page to load 'if anyone posts the ms office assistant I will instantly ban them'
this just goes to show that my bark is bigger than my bite, which is sad because my bark is merely in my head.
I do think that deserves a tanking. I'll let someone else do it though8)
[edit-- did you make that image yourself? turn off your font smoothing thing:( it makes me sad]
The MS Office Paperclip Assistant Dude and me get along swell. He's gotten me out of many a jam.
FallenAngel411
05-26-2006, 07:28 AM
He hurts my feelings with that bored look he gives everything I write. :cry:
blackmage_nuke
05-26-2006, 07:59 AM
I very much dislike that paperclip (got annoying after 5 years), my Microsoft assistant is links the cat :D
Yamaneko
05-26-2006, 08:04 AM
OO.o doesn't have a cute mascot. :(
Old Manus
05-26-2006, 09:12 AM
I don't have it installed :(:(:(:(
Dignified Pauper
05-26-2006, 09:14 AM
My paper clip decided it would kill itself, performing an illegal operation, and continually close itself.
Bart's Friend Milhouse
05-26-2006, 09:15 AM
And now for the world's largest paper clip chain
21959
Captain Maxx Power
05-26-2006, 12:07 PM
I don't need to stinkin' paperclips. I have staples for that kind of stuff.
Anaisa
05-26-2006, 03:14 PM
But if you only want to temporarily hold something together, then a paperclip is more useful to you than staples.
DeathKnight
05-26-2006, 03:25 PM
*yawn*...........uh..what? staples McPWN paperclips anyday.
Captain Maxx Power
05-26-2006, 03:27 PM
But if you only want to temporarily hold something together, then a paperclip is more useful to you than staples.
Anyone who does anything temporarily is wasting time by not making up their mind.
project X
05-26-2006, 05:02 PM
But if you only want to temporarily hold something together, then a paperclip is more useful to you than staples.
Anyone who does anything temporarily is wasting time by not making up their mind.
But I'm afraid of commitment. :(
RPJesus
05-26-2006, 05:19 PM
A wee comical about paperclips. (http://dancingpaperclip.rated-arr.net/)
Noice. :cool:
Good for holding stuff together, I guess.
fire_of_avalon
05-26-2006, 05:44 PM
I hate that paper clip. *shakes fist*
~SapphireStar~
05-26-2006, 06:22 PM
Ive always loved the paper clip, hes so cute. My friends hate him with a passion!
LunarWeaver
05-26-2006, 06:23 PM
Paperclip day reminds me of paper cuts...and paper cuts make me sad inside.
Vincent, Thunder God
05-26-2006, 09:54 PM
Is it ever not some form of celebration day on Eoff? :) I think whoever is making up these celebrations is running out of ideas fast.
Then we'd celebrate a "Lack of Ideas Day".
Old Manus
05-26-2006, 10:37 PM
I wouldn't be surprised.
Denmark
05-26-2006, 10:37 PM
haha I had this question on a physics test today:
What is closest to the mass of a paperclip?
(1) 1x10<sup>6</sup> kg
(2) 1x10<sup>3</sup> kg
(3) 1x10<sup>-3</sup> kg
(4) 1x10<sup>-6</sup> kg
the answer is obvious.
Brian The Pink Shark
05-26-2006, 10:52 PM
i got a huge blue paperclip at christmas, i was really looking forward to using it for my stuff at UNI but it snapped last week :( :choc:
Psychotic
05-26-2006, 11:19 PM
Back in the good ol' days, I told this guy in IT class that one of the animations you get using the "Animate!" option was the paperclip turning into a penis. He spent three lessons trying to get the penisclip to appear.
Brian The Pink Shark
05-26-2006, 11:19 PM
Back in the good ol' days, I told this guy in IT class that one of the animations you get using the "Animate!" option was the paperclip turning into a penis. He spent three lessons trying to get the penisclip to appear.
you really should have put him out of his misery and turned him towards photoshop :choc:
Shoden
05-26-2006, 11:22 PM
A wee comical about paperclips. (http://dancingpaperclip.rated-arr.net/)
Noice. :cool:
who's a Douchebag?
My MS paperclip is very kinky, he always has those funny eyebrows at me!
Mittopotahis
05-27-2006, 12:32 AM
What is closest to the mass of a paperclip?
(1) 1x10<sup>6</sup> kg
(2) 1x10<sup>3</sup> kg
(3) 1x10<sup>-3</sup> kg
(4) 1x10<sup>-6</sup> kg
Yay for the million kilo paperclips.
I heard Microsoft killed the paperclip. I'm not exactly sure what my friend meant when he put it on his MSN name though. I shall ask him.
kikimm
05-27-2006, 12:52 AM
I hate that paperclip because it's so fucking distracting. Go away you stupid thing. I am trying to write. You're not helpful. If I have a question I will come and get you >=(
Okay :(
Anaisa
05-27-2006, 01:54 AM
But if you only want to temporarily hold something together, then a paperclip is more useful to you than staples.
Anyone who does anything temporarily is wasting time by not making up their mind.
It may not be a case of making up their mind. It could be a transition period.
rubah
05-27-2006, 01:56 AM
Paperclip day reminds me of paper cuts...and paper cuts make me sad inside.
http://snowy-day.net/stuff/satirical.doc
You can't plunge paperclips into your arm in quite the same way as staples.
alsfjkal; that was so gross;oooooooo
LunarWeaver
05-27-2006, 02:15 AM
Paperclip day reminds me of paper cuts...and paper cuts make me sad inside.
http://snowy-day.net/stuff/satirical.doc
You can't plunge paperclips into your arm in quite the same way as staples.
alsfjkal; that was so gross;oooooooo
This made me chortle severely.
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