Best Sportsmans names

[DK]

Okay I kept wanting to post a football players name in the Best Characters name thread in Gen Gaming, so I thought i'd make this thread here. Which Sports people have names that you enjoy for whatever reasons? Can be from any sport.

My Favourite football player name is Stern John. I dunno why, it just amuses me imagining a man called john looking stern playing football, but his name is STERN JOHN.

http://www.socawarriorssc.com/gallery/albums/seniorteam/player/j/john_stern/profile.jpg

Look how Stern he is!

My favourite Cricket player names are:

Amunugama Rajapakse Rajakaruna Abeykoon Panditha Wasalamudiyanse Ralahamilage Rajitha Krishantha Bandara Amunugama, from Sri Lanka, just because it's bigger than a house, and also Chaminda Vaas, also from Sri Lanka, just because it sounds cool.

Okay your turn, aaaand go!

Edit: The Portugese Goalkeeper "Quim" just made my list

[Kirobaito]

1. Mustafa Shakur - PG, University of Arizona
2. TJ Slaughter - Linebacker, San Francisco 49ers
3. Jihad Muhammad - PG, University of Cincinnati

[Strider]

Stubby Clapp

[I Took the Red Pill]

Both Coco Crisp and Milton Bradley are in the MLB, although I think Coco might be a nickname.

[Psychotic]

I've always liked "One Size" Fitz Hall.

And I think it goes without saying that Lee Trundle is the greatest.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:0923_large.jpg">MEAN JOE GREENE</a>

[Kirobaito]

Both Coco Crisp and Milton Bradley are in the MLB, although I think Coco might be a nickname.
Covelli.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I like Thierry Henry. The way Henry is spelt is fantastic because the English would pronounce it Henry and the French Henry and when you finally understand how it is pronounced you might say "**** is that how you say it?". Also it won't cost that much to get a replica of his name on your shirt.
I think Sebastien Grosjean (tennis) has a pretty awesome name considering the fact that it took me some time to get the right pronounciation

[Cz]

Colchester United used to have a player called Lee Lee, which amuses me greatly. Stern John is an absolute legend though. That must be the sternest photo ever. :D

[escobert]

Rusty Kuntz: Former outfielder for the Detriot Tigers.
Dick Trickle: NASCAR driver.
Gregor Fucka: Slovenian basketball player who now plays for Barcelona.
Pull Dickoff: Soccer player for West Ham United in the UK.

[Loony BoB]

Real Names
Tino Best
Dwayne Bravo
Sachin Tendulkar (You could say that we are Sachin for Tendulkar...)
Brian Lara - There have been, apparently, many Brians and Laras being born in the Windies over the past decade.

From the 12th Man comedy skits (Pakistani cricket players)
Wasee Akrim
Hafeez Andmisin
Ahkeep Mateef Inajah Besaadabed
Ahbroke Meandad
Ramatunga Downathroata

From the 12th Man comedy skits (Australian soccer players)
"Icantski... Nowicanski... Sokinsheski... Wiikinalski"
"Wigwam has a Schotski... GOLSKI! Toonilski! England in deep Schitski!"
"Thewikidwich... Digadich... Los Thehowski"
"Sunovabich!"
"Ofyibich passes to the Australian substitute, Smith... I hope I've pronounced that correctly."

:<3: Billy Birmingham

[Mo-Nercy]

Brent Sherwin - Halfback for the Canterbury Bulldogs (National Rugby League) "With Brent, we'll sherwin." xD

Scott Speed - Best name ever for a Formula One driver. How can he NOT win?

Will Power - Australian A1 racer.

[Loony BoB]

Brent Sherwin - Halfback for the Canterbury Bulldogs (National Rugby League) "With Brent, we'll sherwin." xD

Scott Speed - Best name ever for a Formula One driver. How can he NOT win?

Will Power - Australian A1 racer.
Haha, I was thinking about mentioning Speed. Will Power though? Oh, God, what were his parents thinking? xD

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

There were a couple of athletes mentioned on a Question of Sport. One had the first name guts the other endurance

[Loony BoB]

For the cricket fans out there (http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/ci/content/story/138483.html).

[~SapphireStar~]

David Seaman ~ former Arsenal and England goalkeeper. His name just use to make me giggle when I was younger.

[DK]

Big Dave is a legend and the day he cut off his ponytail was a tragedy.

[DeathKnight]

-Gary Sheffield (very kick ass)
-Paul O'Neill

[~SapphireStar~]

Big Dave is a legend and the day he cut off his ponytail was a tragedy.
Indeed it was. He looks horrid without it :(

[fantasyjunkie]

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:0923_large.jpg">MEAN JOE GREENE</a>
:beer:

[Doomie]

Nicky Butt. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Nicky.

[Loony BoB]

See also: Salman Butt

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Best name for a soccer team ----> Deportivo Wanka

[Cz]

Best name for a soccer team ----> Deportivo WankaI'd like to see them play Moldova's Dynamo Bender. :thumb: