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Evastio
05-30-2006, 12:34 AM
This was just a random question that came into my mind:
If you had a cannon that could shoot out an infinite supply of one of these things what would you want it to shoot out?
Washing Machines
Drying Machines
Anvils
Grand Pianos
Iron Safes
Hollow Cardboard Boxes

Personally I'd want the Grand Piano because it has wheels. I could do a lot of fun things with an infinite supply of pianos like go down hills riding a piano.

How about the rest of you?

Dignified Pauper
05-30-2006, 12:35 AM
If I had a cannon, I'd take out most of shakespeare's works and put in more of Spenser's.

Most of you won't understand what I mean by this.

Black Angel
05-30-2006, 12:35 AM
Washing Machine. :D

.......Ambercrombe!!!

Moon Rabbits
05-30-2006, 12:35 AM
I'd have a cannon that had an unlimited supply of cannon balls and shoot them at LunarWeaver's.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
05-30-2006, 12:38 AM
I'd have a cannon that backfires and leave it unattended in the middle of the street pointing at a poster of George Bush. I think i'd have more fun with that

Evastio
05-30-2006, 12:42 AM
I'd have a cannon that had an unlimited supply of cannon balls and shoot them at LunarWeaver's.
How about the choices I listed? Which one of those things would you want to shoot out?

Washing Machine. :D

.......Ambercrombe!!!
:confused:

rubah
05-30-2006, 12:47 AM
I like how no one yet has agreed.

Whonever is going to waste gorgeous beautiful awesome pianos i'm going to aim my anvil cannon at.

Black Angel
05-30-2006, 12:47 AM
Washing Machine. :D

.......Ambercrombe!!!
:confused:
It's a preppy store......I hate preppy stores...:eep:

I Took the Red Pill
05-30-2006, 12:49 AM
I'd take anvils and become some type of super-villain in one of the big cities and call myself "The Blacksmith".

Levian
05-30-2006, 12:57 AM
Washing machines are practical. Especially if you want to ruin electric devices. Like my MP3 player. :(

Evastio
05-30-2006, 01:03 AM
I like how no one yet has agreed.

Whonever is going to waste gorgeous beautiful awesome pianos i'm going to aim my anvil cannon at.
Using pianos as skateboards isn't considered a waste is it? :confused:

Meat Puppet
05-30-2006, 01:15 AM
Yes, ever since I was a small boy I always dreamed of firing a drying machine out of a cannon.

Elite Lord Sigma
05-30-2006, 01:15 AM
Cardboard boxes. That way, anybody living on the street could have a temporary home.

Faris
05-30-2006, 01:21 AM
None of those. Just lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of confetti. It'll be so pretty <3

Venom
05-30-2006, 01:22 AM
Yes, ever since I was a small boy I always dreamed of firing a drying machine out of a cannon.

Whoa, dude same here.

Evastio
05-30-2006, 01:26 AM
None of those. Just lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of confetti. It'll be so pretty <3
How about a Grand Piano with confetti inside that would break open as soon as it makes contact with air? :confused:

Moon Rabbits
05-30-2006, 01:45 AM
I'd have a cannon that had an unlimited supply of cannon balls and shoot them at LunarWeaver's.
How about the choices I listed? Which one of those things would you want to shoot out?


The choices you list don't really please my Lunar killing needs.

Spammerman
05-30-2006, 01:48 AM
If i had a cannon id shoot myself out of it.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
05-30-2006, 02:04 AM
how about changing the first post to "Who would you shoot cannonballs at?"

Shoeberto
05-30-2006, 02:07 AM
I would have a cannon that shoots cannon-shooting cannons. Think of the possibilities.

Leeza
05-30-2006, 02:09 AM
None of those. Just lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of <strike>confetti</strike> glitter. It'll be so pretty <3

Yes, none of the above. :cat:

Fonzie
05-30-2006, 02:10 AM
Get Free-Kittens, but you have to catch them first muhahaha.

Levian
05-30-2006, 02:40 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12552

nik0tine
05-30-2006, 02:56 AM
If I had a canon I'd play it at the unison.

KentaRawr!
05-30-2006, 03:21 AM
I'd have it shoot out all the castlevania and metroid games, just to see what a non-perfect world would be like.

Twilight Edge
05-30-2006, 04:22 AM
None of the above.I'll drill a hole that connects with the earth's cor and tempt to blast a cannonball at it unless the whole world worships me as god.:radred:

escobert
05-30-2006, 04:33 AM
Anvils of course.

Evastio
05-31-2006, 12:12 AM
I forgot to add refrigerators, photocopiers, and dumpsters to the poll. :(

fire_of_avalon
05-31-2006, 03:45 AM
Boxes!

vampirepiggyhunter7
05-31-2006, 03:54 AM
How much money is in the safes?

Madame Adequate
05-31-2006, 04:45 AM
Anvils, clearly. An unlimited supply of iron ftw! Also; hilarity ensues if you position your artillerypiece atop a large building. The streets below will seem to be a real-life Looney Tunes set!

DeathKnight
05-31-2006, 08:16 AM
From your options: Anvils

From my options: Electricity, make 'em suffer time and time again :tonberry: