Things AC Characters Would Never Say...

[*~Angel Wing~*]

I posted a few of these threads in the other forums, and I think they're pretty funny!!! :D


Kadaj: FATHER!!! LITTLE SISTER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!

Yazoo: Some people think I talk like I'm gay and high...but I just do that for fun. And I'm the best sharpshooter around!!!

Loz: I hate my mother...I hate crying...I've never cried in my life!!!

[Leen-Leen]

Aerith: That's right, Cloud. Keep blaming yourself.

[Minxy MOMO]

Reno: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bungee cord? ..................My ass.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Reno: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bungee cord? ..................My ass.
OMG!!! CLOUD'S DREAM!!! :laugh: :kaolaugh:

That's one of my favorite lines from that series!!! :jess: :kaohappy2

[Minxy MOMO]

Reno: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bungee cord? ..................My ass.
OMG!!! CLOUD'S DREAM!!! :laugh: :kaolaugh:

That's one of my favorite lines from that series!!! :jess: :kaohappy2


Yeah..it's originally from Kung Pow...but it still fits XD

[Shiny]

Ah, I love that movie, Kung Pow. Good Stuff. Anywayz, here's mine:

Cloud: (singing to Sephiroth) F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime. Down here in the deep blue sea.

Sephiroth: (singing to Cloud): F is for fire that burns the whole town down! U is for Uranium...bombs. N is for no survivors!

[Sefie1999AD]

Cloud (during the highway chase): "Out of gas!? Not now... Tifa forgot to fill the tank up again!"

Tifa: "Dilly dally shilly shally... wait, that sounded totally stupid!"

Cloud (answering the mobile phone): "Hey, sweetie, what's up?"

Sephiroth (after Kadaj turns into him): "Oh no! I've been gone for two years, and when I return, the first thing I see is Cloud lying on top of me!"

Aeris: "I'm so insulted! I was the main character of FFVII, and now they won't even show my face anymore (except for that one scene)! I got so little time on-screen..."

I heard something like this somewhere:
Cloud: "Rufus? Is that you?"
Rufus: "It is I."
Cloud: "But you died! The whole Shinra tower collapsed!"
Rufus: "... I dodged."

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Cloud: (singing to Sephiroth) F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime. Down here in the deep blue sea.

Sephiroth: (singing to Cloud): F is for fire that burns the whole town down! U is for Uranium...bombs. N is for no survivors!
LOL SpongeBob is the best!!! :thumb: :laugh:


Aeris: "I'm so insulted! I was the main character of FFVII, and now they won't even show my face anymore (except for that one scene)! I got so little time on-screen..."
Aeris sucks...they shouldn't have put in Advent Children at all. :nonono: :mad:



I heard something like this somewhere:
Cloud: "Rufus? Is that you?"
Rufus: "It is I."
Cloud: "But you died! The whole Shinra tower collapsed!"
Rufus: "... I dodged."
LOL I heard that somewhere too!!! :kaolaugh:

[Leen-Leen]

Cloud: (singing to Sephiroth) F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime. Down here in the deep blue sea.

Sephiroth: (singing to Cloud): F is for fire that burns the whole town down! U is for Uranium...bombs. N is for no survivors!


haha! that's really funny!! xD :lol:

[Twilight Edge]

Ah, I love that movie, Kung Pow. Good Stuff. Anywayz, here's mine:

Cloud: (singing to Sephiroth) F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime. Down here in the deep blue sea.

Sephiroth: (singing to Cloud): F is for fire that burns the whole town down! U is for Uranium...bombs. N is for no survivors!

Spongebob spirit rocks!

Sephiroth(from Cloud's dreams):Smother me in gravy,you big dirty man.

Kadaj(singing):Living in the sunlight,laughing in the moonlight,having a wonderful time!

Vincent:the moon!It's chasing me!Everywhere I go,there he is!Knock it off moon!

Yazoo:I'm not wearing any underpants.

Barret:Kweh!

Kadaj:Long hair is gay.
Yazoo:So is DBZ hair.

[Halenite]

Sephiroth(from Cloud's dreams):Smother me in gravy,you big dirty man.

Kadaj(singing):Living in the sunlight,laughing in the moonlight,having a wonderful time!

Vincent:the moon!It's chasing me!Everywhere I go,there he is!Knock it off moon!

Yazoo:I'm not wearing any underpants.

Barret:Kweh!

Kadaj:Long hair is gay.
Yazoo:So is DBZ hair.

YES!!!! Cloud's Dreams!!!!!!!

[YTDN]

Director: Ok, Sephiroth, Cloud it's your big fight scene. According to the script its all in midair. How?

Sephiroth: We'll, I am the One-winged Angel, and the major villain, so I have an excuse.

Director: What's your excuse Cloud?

Cloud: Well.. heh... I AM the most wonderful video game hero of all time, and I think I perfected the art of flying.

Director: And what is that?

Cloud: I fall... and.. ur... miss the ground.


Yup, it's bad, but I thought of it.

[Griff]

Cloud (answering the mobile phone): "Hey, sweetie, what's up?"

On other side of the line line:
Barett: "uhh.... wrong person spikey"
Cloud: "no it isn't"

Red XIII: would you get the *bleep* off me you *bleep*ing cat! Do I look like a *bleep* Mog doll to you?! Because I'm not you *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*!!!!!!!
Cid:my virgin ears!

[Twilight Edge]

More Cloud's dreams!!:D

Rufus(in a shopuff driver coice):Come here,you pink elephant you!

Rufus:*shows box*
Kadaj:Huh......the pizza!
Rufus:Go fetch!
Reno and Rude:Extra cheese!
*bang bang bang etc.*
Author:Why did you throw it if you'rew gonna shoot it?It's not like you'd aim better falling off a sky scrasper.
*bang**hits*
Author:Well,whaddya know,you do.

[Halenite]

the pizza thing was actually from Advent Children: The Real Story haha lol. I posted that on the Cloud's Dream thread a few days ago :):)

[Twilight Edge]

Yeah,I know,that's why I siad it from the Cloud's Dreams thread.

Anyway......I decided to post more of those stuff!:D

Sephiroth:I'm flap-flap-flapping my Albatross wings~~

Kadaj:CRAWLING IN MY SKIN~~~~~~

[Halenite]

you beat me to the albatross wings! DARN IT!
oh well....

Sephiroth: Smother me with gravy you dirty old man!

[YTDN]

Marlene: I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!
Tifa: Now angry ticks fire out of my nipples!

[Twilight Edge]

Aeris:THIS.......IS CNN......

[Roto13]

Cloud: Hay guyz! Let's think of a movie character, and then say something that's completely opposite his personality! It'll be funny the first few times, but slowly start to go downhill! That doesn't mean we won't do it 500 times!

[LunarWeaver]

Yazoo: I am fairly disappointed, I have only been called gay 4,317 times, and I expected more.

Loz: Well, as we all know, if the three of us were gay the entire movie would change. Every line, scene, and event would be completely different. Being homosexual would obviously change the plot and our characters completely.

Kadaj: That's it Yazoo? I've been called gay 10,546 times! Kadaj wins! You fail Yazoo, you fail!

Yazoo: Let's just hope nobody uses the word "black" as a synonym for "stupid" while talking about Barret as they do the word gay for us. Because that would be racism and a bannable offense.

Loz: But "That's so gay" as an insult is a part of pop-culture now, so racism deserves consequences but I think homophobia is perfectly acceptable now.

Kadaj: I agree, everything should be labeled gay as an insult, it's such a logical way to attack things. Teh ghey, teh ghey!

[Twilight Edge]

Rude:I have something to tell you........I'm black.

[No.78]

Aeris: Cloud you wuss just kill it already!
---
Cloud: I LAIKE BIIIIIIIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LI- what?
---
Nanaki: meow.
Cait Sith: woof!
---
Tifa: You're always wandering around never sticking to one thing...
Cloud: Wait what? Don't you mean "dilly dally shilly shally"?
Tifa: LOL That's just retarded Cloud, jesus!

[Sefie1999AD]

Haha, the pizza line was great! :D



Aeris: "I'm so insulted! I was the main character of FFVII, and now they won't even show my face anymore (except for that one scene)! I got so little time on-screen..."
Aeris sucks...they shouldn't have put in Advent Children at all. :nonono: :mad:

I was just kidding with that line. I don't think Aeris sucks, but neither would I want her to have a big role in AC.

Oh, so that "F-U-N" song thing was from Spongebob? Cool. :) The lyrics were pretty funny, especially what Sephiroth said to Cloud.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

I was just kidding with that line. I don't think Aeris sucks, but neither would I want her to have a big role in AC.

Oh, so that "F-U-N" song thing was from Spongebob? Cool. :) The lyrics were pretty funny, especially what Sephiroth said to Cloud.
I don't like Aeris...:mad:

But yeah, the FUN song is from SpongeBob. :jess:

Here's the clip from the original episode. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQEruCw3itk

[Sefie1999AD]

But yeah, the FUN song is from SpongeBob. :jess:

Here's the clip from the original episode. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQEruCw3itk

Thanks! Haha, that was a funny clip, making it even more hilarious when I think about Cloud and Sephiroth singing it to each other. :D

[starseeker]

But yeah, the FUN song is from SpongeBob.

Here's the clip from the original episode.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQEruCw3itk


That is why I loathe spongbob.

[Twilight Edge]

Tifa:I have breasts?Exquisite breasts?

[Shiny]

Kadaj: Guess what?
Cloud: What?
Kadaj: All your base are belong to us.
Loz: That's right foo!
Cloud: What you say?
Kadaj: All your base...
Yazoo: ...base base...
Kadaj: Are belong to us.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Thanks! Haha, that was a funny clip, making it even more hilarious when I think about Cloud and Sephiroth singing it to each other. :D
No problem. :)


Rufus: Hello Mr. Fluffy...

Cloud: No, I'm Cloud.

Rufus: Cloud's are fluffy.

Cloud: But I'm not fluffy.

Rufus: Yes you are.

Clould: No I'm not!!!

Rufus: ....Well then maybe you should be.

Cloud: What...?

Rufus: You know what I mean...

:bigbiggri

[Twilight Edge]

Vincent:TO INFINITY~~AND BEYOND!`

Loz:License and registration,CHICKENSMURFER!

Kadaj:Gravity works.

Yazoo:YODELAY YODELAY YODELAY YODELAY HEE HOO~~~!

Tifa:That was soooo five minutes ago.

Narrator:Don't pick up the phone as it will selfdestruct in 5,4,3,2,1......*Tifa picks up phone*
BOOM!
Narrator:Told 'ya.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Rufus: I like your ass.

Kadaj: It's my mother's ass. :D

[Shadow117]

LOL!!! that one with all your base your base are belong too us, that game had so many messed up lines it wasn't even funny!
Anyway heres mine:
Cloud: friends don't let friends have mullets!
Sephiroth: HAHAHAHAAA! I have a MULLET! There's nothing you can do to stop me now!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Aerith: I love you Sephiroth!!!!!
Sephiroth: Cloud... I am your mother...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[forgiven angel]

cloud dreams

vincent (to cloud) You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye

reno: i am a banana

ac parody

yuffie: what the *beep*...is that pokemon backgroung music
kadaj: prepare for nickle
yazoo: and make it triple
loz: to provide the main character with frustration
yazoo: to be the hottest within our nation
kadaj: to find our mother where she is we dont knows
loz: even if this involves slappin some hoes
kadaj: kadaj
yazoo: yazoo
loz: loz
kadaj: silver haired men blast off at the speed of light
yazoo: oh hell yea
loz: thats damn right

[Shiny]

yazoo: to be the hottest within our nation
kadaj: to find our mother where she is we dont knows
loz: even if this involves slappin some hoes
kadaj: kadaj
yazoo: yazoo
loz: loz
kadaj: silver haired men blast off at the speed of light
yazoo: oh hell yea
loz: thats damn right
HAHA! I love that part. :chuckle:

[Twilight Edge]

yazoo: to be the hottest within our nation
kadaj: to find our mother where she is we dont knows
loz: even if this involves slappin some hoes
kadaj: kadaj
yazoo: yazoo
loz: loz
kadaj: silver haired men blast off at the speed of light
yazoo: oh hell yea
loz: thats damn right
HAHA! I love that part. :chuckle:

Me too!But you beat me to the team silver hair man part!Dang!

Denzel:BELHBLEHBLEBHELBEHBLBEBHBLEBEH!

[forgiven angel]

cloud:(to sephiroth) bend over and take it up the tail pipe


cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
kadaj: magnifico-
cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
cid: hes just a poor boy
tifa: from a poor family
barret:Spare him his life
vincent: from this monstrosity-
cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
aerith:Bismillah!
kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
tifa: no
kadaj: no
reno & rude,: no
loz,: no
vincent: no
sephiroth: no
barret: oh Mama mia,mama
cloud: Mama mia let me go
sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

[Sefie1999AD]

Cloud is flying towards Bahamut to finish him off.
Loz: "Huh? Is it a bird?"
Yazoo: "Is it a plane?"
Kadaj: "Is it Mother?"
Reno: "You got it all wrong, yo. It's Super-Cloud!!" (heroic music plays)

Cloud (after defeating Sephiroth): "Pwned you again, ya n00b! The score's 3-0 for me now."

Cloud (fighting Sephiroth at the top of Midgar): "Stop flying already! It's way too unrealistic!"

Cloud (still fighting Sephiroth at the top of Midgar): "Gravija!!" (casts it on Sephiroth)
Sephiroth (Gravija makes him unable to stay in the air): "Oh, rats..." (falls down a few hundred meter and crashes face-first into an asphalt street somewhere in the lower Midgar)

Rufus (with Kadaj): "Your mom's in this box. Catch it if you can!" (throws it down from the building, Kadaj jumps down to catch the box) "Haha, I can't believe he actually fell for that!" (takes out the real box with Jenova and blasts it with his shotgun)

[forgiven angel]

final RANDOM fantasy

sephiroth: my mom always said life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what your gonna get

tifa: i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts there they are a standing in a row big ones
yuffie: small ones
tifa: some as big as your head...

cloud ( to rufus) hi there nice to see ya...bumblebee tuna??? bumblebee tuna

[G SpOtZ]

cloud:(to sephiroth) bend over and take it up the tail pipe


cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
kadaj: magnifico-
cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
cid: hes just a poor boy
tifa: from a poor family
barret:Spare him his life
vincent: from this monstrosity-
cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
aerith:Bismillah!
kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
tifa: no
kadaj: no
reno & rude,: no
loz,: no
vincent: no
sephiroth: no
barret: oh Mama mia,mama
cloud: Mama mia let me go
sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
Brilliant.

Cloud:..OHHH... OH AERIS...
Tifa: Cloud?! YOU SICK ****!!!
Cloud: .....:shifty:
Vincent: I'm travelling with a hoe with giant bags on her chest, and a necropheliac with big crazy swords. Fantastic.

[Twilight Edge]

cloud:(to sephiroth) bend over and take it up the tail pipe


cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
kadaj: magnifico-
cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
cid: hes just a poor boy
tifa: from a poor family
barret:Spare him his life
vincent: from this monstrosity-
cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
aerith:Bismillah!
kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
tifa: no
kadaj: no
reno & rude,: no
loz,: no
vincent: no
sephiroth: no
barret: oh Mama mia,mama
cloud: Mama mia let me go
sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
You actually typed the whole thing out?FANTASTIC!

[Shiny]

Cloud:(sings) Oh, Sephiroth, you are so perfect.
So spectacular in every way.
You bring light into my life, Sephiroth.
You almost make me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
I love you, Seph, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.

(Taken from South Park)

[*~Angel Wing~*]

cloud:(to sephiroth) bend over and take it up the tail pipe


cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
kadaj: magnifico-
cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
cid: hes just a poor boy
tifa: from a poor family
barret:Spare him his life
vincent: from this monstrosity-
cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
aerith:Bismillah!
kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
tifa: no
kadaj: no
reno & rude,: no
loz,: no
vincent: no
sephiroth: no
barret: oh Mama mia,mama
cloud: Mama mia let me go
sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
You actually typed the whole thing out?FANTASTIC!
OMG I know!!! :jess: Good job, you have more patience than me...:D

[Halenite]

omg, Cloud's Dreams have infested this board beyond repair.

But hey, I'm not complaining.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Cloud: You know...I feel like changing my name.

Vincent: Thomas sounds good to me.

Cloud: Thomas? Thomas...

:D

[Halenite]

Vincent: I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, because I'm the nurse who likes to *door slams*

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Vincent: I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, because I'm the nurse who likes to *door slams*
OMG that's from Ferris Bueller!!! :jess: :D

[Halenite]

lol, yeah, I got it from one of the links on this page.

[Twilight Edge]

Cloud:Ace Ventura,pet detective!And how are you this afternoon?

[Sefie1999AD]

Rufus (to Kadaj): "Unfortunately, nobody can be told where Jenova is. You have to find it yourself."

Marlene: "No! I want to see Cloud!"
Tifa: "No, you won't get Cloud! He's mine!"
Priscilla: "Nyah! Cloud's going to marry me one day."

Yazoo and Loz: "Where's Mother!?"
Reno: "Who cares? Go home, that's where she is!"

Loz: "So, wanna play?"
Tifa: "I'll use my limit break to smash them!"

Cloud (when he starts to fight against Sephiroth): "This Planet isn't big enough for both of us!"
Sephiroth: "That's old. Got any better taunts?"
Cloud: "The Planet's not big enough for you!"
Sephiroth: "You're hopeless... so what are you going to do?"
Cloud: "I..."
Sephiroth: "Bore me to death?"
Cloud (gets angry): "I'll summon Odin to split you in half, then I'll send the other half of your body to Mars and the other half to Venus!"
Sephiroth: :eek:

[Twilight Edge]

Main character[MC](Cloud):HP 1
Doctor Long Hair[DLH](Sephiroth):HP infinity

*OMNISLASH*

MC:HP 1
DLH:HP INFINITY MINUS 1

*FEW MORE SLASHES*

MC:HP 1
DLH:I'M *BEEP*ED......

*FINAL SLASH*

MC:HP 1
DLH:DEAD

Cloud:Live by the pizza,die by the sword......

Sephiroth:You know......this ending really sucks.

[BardTard]

cloud dreams

vincent (to cloud) You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye

reno: i am a banana

ac parody

yuffie: what the *beep*...is that pokemon backgroung music
kadaj: prepare for nickle
yazoo: and make it triple
loz: to provide the main character with frustration
yazoo: to be the hottest within our nation
kadaj: to find our mother where she is we dont knows
loz: even if this involves slappin some hoes
kadaj: kadaj
yazoo: yazoo
loz: loz
kadaj: silver haired men blast off at the speed of light
yazoo: oh hell yea
loz: thats damn right
hi

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Rufus: (stands up from his wheelchair) Mein Führer! I can walk!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Main character[MC](Cloud):HP 1
Doctor Long Hair[DLH](Sephiroth):HP infinity

*OMNISLASH*

MC:HP 1
DLH:HP INFINITY MINUS 1

*FEW MORE SLASHES*

MC:HP 1
DLH:I'M *BEEP*ED......

*FINAL SLASH*

MC:HP 1
DLH:DEAD

Cloud:Live by the pizza,die by the sword......

Sephiroth:You know......this ending really sucks.
lol Dr. Long-Hair :laugh:

[Twilight Edge]

Tifa(before kicking Loz square in the face):Can you tie my laces for me?

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Kadaj: I'm Mother's little princess!!!

Yazoo: No I'm her little princess!!!

Loz: No I am!!!

Sephiroth: Actually, I'm Mother's little princess. I know it's upsetting for you, but don't cry. :D

[Twilight Edge]

Barret:GO-GO-GADGET GUN-ARM!!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Barret:GO-GO-GADGET GUN-ARM!!
LOL :kaolaugh: :laugh:

[TRANS_AM409]

Reno: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bungee cord? ..................My ass.
I love the kung refrence awsome movie
"choosen one"

Tifa- i hate my boobs there so small

[Twilight Edge]

This thread is dead for a while!Anyway,More go-go-Gadget lines!

Sephiroth(just after Kadaj turned into him):GO-GO-GADGET MASAMUNE!!

Cloud(when he suddenly whips out another sword):GO-GO-GADGET......uh......ANOTHER SWORD!!

[Shiny]

GO-GO-GADGET......uh......ANOTHER SWORD!!
You mean go-go gadget Buster Sword?

[Twilight Edge]

GO-GO-GADGET......uh......ANOTHER SWORD!!
You mean go-go gadget Buster Sword?
Cloud's sword in AC is called the First Tsurugi,because the Buster Sword is now at Zack's grave.So,since the First Tsurugi is what it's called in general,so I reckon the others don't have a name.Besides,it's just for humour.;)

[Dr. Acula]

Rude:I have something to tell you........I'm black.
*gasp* No!

[Dr. Acula]

Aeris: I see dead people.

[Griff]

Aeris: I see dead people.
Zack: Uhh..... that's because we are dead people
Aeris: Shut up!
Zack: Yes mam :cry:

[forgiven angel]

Rufus: Hello Mr. Fluffy...
Cloud: I'm Cloud.
Rufus: Cloud's are fluffy.
Cloud: I'm not fluffy.
Rufus: Yes you are.
Clould: No I'm not!!!
Rufus: ....Well then maybe you should be.
Cloud: What...?
Rufus: You know what I mean...listen to me ramble in japanese walla walla bing bang i bore myself
reno: pizza delivery
rufus: tell him to go back to the closet i left him there for a reason
reno: i ate a slice
rufus: im wearing womens panties shocked so am i...say something
cloud:thats sick are they red and frilly
rufus:even better they have butterflies on them
cloud:butterflies
rufus: yes and they go like this look at my hand pluk do you like my chicken impression
cloud:i like your turkey one better
reno: whos wearing panties
rufus: do you always kick peoples doors whee did u get those shoes though i am paralized i still wear shoes
cloud: do you have pudding
rufus: why would i have pudding can i tie your shoes
cloud:i'll ask the pizza boy *stares*
rufus: you silly willy and toy he doesnt have pudding i ate it...do you remember the time with the rubber chicken and the whipped cream i screamed like a little girl and you tucked it between your legs you know the shovel we dug all night but we never found it you fell in and you reached out like this
cloud:well
reno: hey mr.fluffy i liked corndogs better brown than stale before you did
cloud: MY CORNDOGS!
rufus/rude: OPRA!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Rufus: Hello Mr. Fluffy...
Cloud: I'm Cloud.
Rufus: Cloud's are fluffy.
Cloud: I'm not fluffy.
Rufus: Yes you are.
Clould: No I'm not!!!
Rufus: ....Well then maybe you should be.
Cloud: What...?
Rufus: You know what I mean...listen to me ramble in japanese walla walla bing bang i bore myself
reno: pizza delivery
rufus: tell him to go back to the closet i left him there for a reason
reno: i ate a slice
rufus: im wearing womens panties shocked so am i...say something
cloud:thats sick are they red and frilly
rufus:even better they have butterflies on them
cloud:butterflies
rufus: yes and they go like this look at my hand pluk do you like my chicken impression
cloud:i like your turkey one better
reno: whos wearing panties
rufus: do you always kick peoples doors whee did u get those shoes though i am paralized i still wear shoes
cloud: do you have pudding
rufus: why would i have pudding can i tie your shoes
cloud:i'll ask the pizza boy *stares*
rufus: you silly willy and toy he doesnt have pudding i ate it...do you remember the time with the rubber chicken and the whipped cream i screamed like a little girl and you tucked it between your legs you know the shovel we dug all night but we never found it you fell in and you reached out like this
cloud:well
reno: hey mr.fluffy i liked corndogs better brown than stale before you did
cloud: MY CORNDOGS!
rufus/rude: OPRA!
LOL I can't believe you typed the whole thing!!! :laugh:

[forgiven angel]

yep yep thats what happens when im bord lol i also typed out the whole bohemian rhapsody ac thing

[Twilight Edge]

Yeah we know!You are great at this!:D

[TRANS_AM409]

yep yep thats what happens when im bord lol i also typed out the whole bohemian rhapsody ac thing

Where is that i liked the thing at the top is made me laugh

[forgiven angel]

cloud:(to sephiroth) bend over and take it up the tail pipe


cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
kadaj: magnifico-
cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
cid: hes just a poor boy
tifa: from a poor family
barret:Spare him his life
vincent: from this monstrosity-
cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
aerith:Bismillah!
kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
tifa: no
kadaj: no
reno & rude,: no
loz,: no
vincent: no
sephiroth: no
barret: oh Mama mia,mama
cloud: Mama mia let me go
sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

here

[Distain]

(cloud checks out tiffa)

Tiffa:what?

Cloud: so is it cold in here or do they just stand up like that normaly?

Tiffa:hu?

Cloud:ah nevermind...:eep:

*****************************************************

(Loz and Yazoo watching Cloud and Sephroth fight from ontop of builing)

Loz: what's with all the ridiculasy huge swords?

Yazoo: I think they'r compinsating for somthing...

Cloud/Sephroth: We can hear you you know!!

Yazzo: eeep!!:eek: (jumps off building)

Loz: (starts crying:weep: )

[Dr. Acula]

Cloud: I let her die without trying to help, I can't protect anyone... oh, I'm sorry, I must be dragging on too much.
Tifa: No, no, it's fine, really. Carry on.

[Shiny]

Cloud: I let her die without trying to help, I can't protect anyone... oh, I'm sorry, I must be dragging on too much.
Tifa: No, no, it's fine, really. Carry on.
:) Hehehe.


Denzel: "Bahamut Tremor! Zomg, I looove you! Come here you big thing you!"

Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz: "Father!"

[Griff]

Kadaj: Ok here's the plan. Yazoo will go get every child with Geostigma in Midgar and bring them here.
Yazoo: How will I get them here?
Kadaj: Use a truck.
Yazoo: We're on another continent with no boat going accross.
Kadaj: Shut Up! Loz, you go to a church and kidnap a little girl with no Geostigma that has no real use in the big plan.
Loz: Why?
Kadaj: Shut up!
Loz: *cries*
Kadaj: Ok, and I will go see Rufus and spill the beans about everything that we are planning to do.
Yazoo: Bu-
Kadaj: SHUT UP!!! Ok, ready? Break!

[Distain]

Kadaj: Ok here's the plan. Yazoo will go get every child with Geostigma in Midgar and bring them here.
Yazoo: How will I get them here?
Kadaj: Use a truck.
Yazoo: We're on another continent with no boat going accross.
Kadaj: Shut Up! Loz, you go to a church and kidnap a little girl with no Geostigma that has no real use in the big plan.
Loz: Why?
Kadaj: Shut up!
Loz: *cries*
Kadaj: Ok, and I will go see Rufus and spill the beans about everything that we are planning to do.
Yazoo: Bu-
Kadaj: SHUT UP!!! Ok, ready? Break!


lmao:lol: :hahaha: :laugh: :laughing: :crying2:

[Dr. Acula]

Reno: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...

[Twilight Edge]

Reno: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
Aww,you beat me to that!That was one hilarious line when Reno was piloting the chopper!

*victory fanfare plays*
Loz:Hello?What?No pizza?BUT I'M HUNGRY!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Reno: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
lol I have to agree with him though...:love:


Sephiroth: Mr. I'll...make a man...out of you!!! :D

[Ozmoid]

Director: Ok, Sephiroth, Cloud it's your big fight scene. According to the script its all in midair. How?

Sephiroth: We'll, I am the One-winged Angel, and the major villain, so I have an excuse.

Director: What's your excuse Cloud?

Cloud: Well.. heh... I AM the most wonderful video game hero of all time, and I think I perfected the art of flying.

Director: And what is that?

Cloud: I fall... and.. ur... miss the ground.


Yup, it's bad, but I thought of it.
Actually, you didn't think of it. Douglas Admas beat you to it in one of the last three hitchhiker's books(forget which one)

Any way, here are my thoughts.

Aerith: Cloud, i was actually just a drea of the faith. You are in no way responsble for my death. Excpet for the fact you were two feet away and did nothing to help me. Nor did you call an ambulance. Actually, I wasn't dead when you lowered me into the water, and lake water on a gut wound stings like hell. You know what? I'm not bringing you back to life!

Cloud: I feel lighter...No wait, just gas...

Yuffie: WTF?! We didn't have bahamut SIN materia? And why are the summons acting like aeons all of a sudden? In the game they just did their thing and left!

Traffic Cop: Hey! The speed limit's there for a reason! Hey, you too, Kadaj! That's it (does speed Limit Break and kills them)

Aerith: You know cloud, we could hve sex, right here in this field of flowers, and no one would ever no...

Tifa: Cloud, why are we looking after Marlene? Barrets alive and it was his responsibilty.

Cait Sith: (in red's ear) A giant stuffed mog couldn't make me tingle the way you do...

[Dragon Mage]

First Tsurugi? what's that mean? Yes I know, you all must think I'm stupid but I really have no idea what it means....(my guess: First/#1 rod of asswhoop. :) bad joke i know.) I can't think of anything for this thread for the movie but I can come up with some for the game...

Yuffie: Awww; here poor homeless person, take this mastered materia and go buy yourself some food.

Barret: there is no way to remove ourselves from this course of action that we are currently 'on'. We have no choice but to go where this path may take us.

Cloud: Screw you Hojo, and your stupid numbers too!

[Twilight Edge]

*Vincent jumps down at the Forgotten City*
Background music:HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HAAAALLLLLEEEEEEEELLLLLUUUUUUJJJAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Distain]

*Vincent jumps down at the Forgotten City*
Background music:HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HAAAALLLLLEEEEEEEELLLLLUUUUUUJJJAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


*Lands on the ground and starts walking*
Vincent singing in his deep raspy voice: ...my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard, and they'r like, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, i could each you, but I'd have to charge.....

[Ozmoid]

Tifa: Cloud, i know you're not feeling to great about yourself, but i am NOT dressing up like Aerith tonight!

Cid: Whoa! Did i lose weight? And oldness?

Sephiroth: Yes! I'm Alive! Now i can watch all those episodes of Family Guy i set my TiVo to record while i was away!

[BizarroSephiroth]

Kadaj: Aaaah a nice new motorcycle, now let's paint some hot rod flames on it

Yazoo: Bunnies!

Kadaj: Hot rod flames

Yazoo: Bunnies

Kadaj: HOT ROD FLAMES

Yazoo: bunnies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0meRCdnTkA&mode=related&search=

That's where i got it from

[kissgirls]

Yazoo:K... Y... L... in position. It's showtime, boys

Loz: Easy.
Kadaj: You think so?
Yazoo: Less talk! More fight!

I couldn't help it :D

[Swift Strike]

cloud: you no im going to get realy fat, pig out, get laied tonight

[leonheart_blade]

Barret: I pitty the foo!

[Comet]

Jenova: I am not your mother, Sephiroth.

[sephirothishere]

Jenova: I am not your mother, Sephiroth
hahahahahahahhahahahahaahahaha....


Barret: I pitty the foo!
hahahahahahahahahahah....

dont be messin wid my van sucka....i put the smackdown on those crazy ass foos....hahahahahahaha....

that foo murdock put anchovis on my pizza...nobody likes anchovies...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
jus some qoutes from the A-team....

[Ozmoid]

Tifa: Your ringtone is the Fanfare?! What are the odds of that?!

Loz: Hey, Kadaj! Quit hogging Jenova! I wanna be Sephirtoh now! Come on! Pleeease! I'll be your best friend!

Cloud: (when kadaj becomes sephiroth) oh no, not another f***in' cosplayer...

Kadaj: Behold the power of my materia! Go! Choco-Mog!

Loz: Wha..? Are you throwing materia at me?
Marlene: Yes. But that was a bad idea. I think i'm gonna keep this pretty red one...BAHAMUT ZERO! I SUMMON THEE!

Tifa: Don't worry Densil. You're safe.
Roxas: Ummm...I tihink you've made a mistake.
Tifa: $#1+. Oh well, guess we need a new orphan.

[leonheart_blade]

I did that becuase when I saw Barret for the first time the first person that came to my mind was: Mr. T

[Dragon Mage]

Loz:You d*** son of a sh**swilling b****!! I'll kill you!!

[sephirothishere]

Originally Posted by forgiven angel:
cloudto sephiroth) bend over and take it up the tail pipe


cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie: Galileo
cait sith: Galileo
yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
kadaj: magnifico-
cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
cid: hes just a poor boy
tifa: from a poor family
barret:Spare him his life
vincent: from this monstrosity-
cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
aerith:Bismillah!
kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
crowd: let him go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
kadaj: Will not let you go-
cloud: let me go
tifa: no
kadaj: no
reno & rude,: no
loz,: no
vincent: no
sephiroth: no
barret: oh Mama mia,mama
cloud: Mama mia let me go
sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-




hey i jus finished watchin waynes world and there was the part were they were in the car moshing to bohemian rhapsody and i thought it would look funny with all those long silver haired dudes in the car doin that...hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah....aeris kinda reminds me of stacy outta waynes world...hahahahahahahaha

[forgiven angel]

yet again got this from a youtube vid

it's not the best or as good as my others but oh well

loz:give me my toy

tifa:what toy

cloud:i stole his toy

rufus:at least i still have my cheesy poofs

loz:s***

cloud: i need some chicken soup

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

kadaj:hello youthful children im kadaj i am the chosen high preist of jenovaism we are jenova's witnesses
jenova is my mother that mean's she's not your mother ok she's mine i'm here to introduce you to jenovaism commandment number one: there is only one jenova uno not 5 not 6 just one commandment number 2:worship jenova all the time and while your at it i am the high preist of jenovaism worship me too i'm the main villan of advent children me damn it it's not sephiroth this time sephiroth had his spot light and as for him your worship is gone but i can clense you all we shall all be baptized together silver haired men are not alike in this ceremonial waters jenova is and will raise supreme come lets get wet and don't mind the black oily stuff im just turning the water into wine baptism in wine is so sxual


here's where i got it from
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRtBgABvI0Q

[Dragon Mage]

Cloud: Wanna hear a joke?

[Twilight Edge]

Sephiroth: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky, I think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away......I believe I can soar, I see you runnin' to the open door......I believe I can fly(I can fly)......I believe I can flyyyyyy......I believe I can flyyyy......

Kadaj(when fighting Cloud):*whistles along with J-E-N-O-V-A*

knock!knock!
Reno: Who's there?
???: Kung.
Reno: Kung who?
SMASH!*Door gets smashed right off it's hinges*
Loz: KUNG FOO!!!

Tifa: Dilly dally shilly shally
audience: WHO IN RETARDEDNESS WOULD SAY SUCH A RETARDED THING???

Loz: You meanie!
Reno: Excuse me? I thought you said I was mean?Cool, 'cause I'm meant to be mean!*smacks Loz in the nose with his rod*

____________________________________
*Loz zaps Tifa*
Loz:Let's play!
Marlene:Finally!Now she's out cold, we can play all we want!
Loz:But what do we play?
Marlene:I know!*throws materia at him*
Loz:Oh yeah!
*Loz juggles materia*
*victory fanfare plays*
*Loz gets shocked and the materia fell on his head and he starts crying*:cry:
Loz:Hello?*sniff*
Kadaj(on the phone):Are you crying again?
Loz:NO I'M NOT!!*sniff*
Kadaj:......oh yes you are.
Loz:no
Kadaj:yes
Loz:no
*slap fight*
*Cloud came back*
Cloud:(points at materia)Hey those are my birthday presents from Yuffie!
*Vincent descends*
Vincent:I want to shoot you.And where's the phone slaesman?
Marlene:Uh oh.
Cloud:That's it!You're grounded!
Loz::cry:
Kadaj:I WIN!YOU CRIED!NA NA NA NA NA!
Yazoo:Hey hurry up and go pee in the water.The kids are waiting.
Denzel and the kids:HEY WHERE'S THE PEE??
Rufus:Hey Kadaj do you know your mother tastes like cheese pizza to me?
Kadaj(hangs up):Oh yeah I noticed that.
Reno:It would taste better if we add some macerony and suasages on it.
Rude: ........Don't forget the anchovies.
Cid and Barret(lands on airship):Hey cheese pizza!Our favourite!
Rufus:It's Jenova's friggin' head.
Reno:But it does taste like cheese pizza.
Yuffie:Guys,I bought the macerony,sausages and anchovies!
Red XIII:Hey gimme a slice I love cheese!
Loz(rushes back):HEY I'M HUNGRY!WHERE'S MY CHEESE PIZZA??
*victory fanfare plays*
Loz:Hello?
Cloud:Don't forget you're grounded.If you want a slice of pizza that would be $9.99.
Vincent:$9.99......WTF?
Aeris and Zack: Why do we have to die so early?We would've had a bite of that Jenova head cheese pizza.
Sephiroth: Hey that's my mother!
*Kadaj takes a bite*
*turns into Sephiroth*
Sephiroth:HEY THAT'S MY MOTHER!I WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL EAT HER!NOT YOU,NOT ANYBODY,BUT ME!
*Cloud comes and does Omnislash*
*Sephy turns back to Kadaj*
*Kadaj returns to the planet*
Kadaj:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Finally,it was Cloud who managed to grab the remaining slices of 'Jenova's friggin' head cheese pizza'(coated with macerony,sausages and anchovies) and he lived happily ever after after eating it.THE END.E-N-D. Got it memorized?

[Madrab]

Thanks! Haha, that was a funny clip, making it even more hilarious when I think about Cloud and Sephiroth singing it to each other. :D
No problem. :)


Rufus: Hello Mr. Fluffy...

Cloud: No, I'm Cloud.

Rufus: Cloud's are fluffy.

Cloud: But I'm not fluffy.

Rufus: Yes you are.

Clould: No I'm not!!!

Rufus: ....Well then maybe you should be.

Cloud: What...?

Rufus: You know what I mean...

:bigbiggri
omg hahahahaha

Tifa: Cloud i hate your hair and what the hell are you wearing?

[Dragon Mage]

Omnislasher Draco, I can't believe you wrote all of that.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Sephiroth: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky, I think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away......I believe I can soar, I see you runnin' to the open door......I believe I can fly(I can fly)......I believe I can flyyyyyy......I believe I can flyyyy......

Kadaj(when fighting Cloud):*whistles along with J-E-N-O-V-A*

knock!knock!
Reno: Who's there?
???: Kung.
Reno: Kung who?
SMASH!*Door gets smashed right off it's hinges*
Loz: KUNG FOO!!!

Tifa: Dilly dally shilly shally
audience: WHO IN RETARDEDNESS WOULD SAY SUCH A RETARDED THING???

Loz: You meanie!
Reno: Excuse me? I thought you said I was mean?Cool, 'cause I'm meant to be mean!*smacks Loz in the nose with his rod*

____________________________________
*Loz zaps Tifa*
Loz:Let's play!
Marlene:Finally!Now she's out cold, we can play all we want!
Loz:But what do we play?
Marlene:I know!*throws materia at him*
Loz:Oh yeah!
*Loz juggles materia*
*victory fanfare plays*
*Loz gets shocked and the materia fell on his head and he starts crying*:cry:
Loz:Hello?*sniff*
Kadaj(on the phone):Are you crying again?
Loz:NO I'M NOT!!*sniff*
Kadaj:......oh yes you are.
Loz:no
Kadaj:yes
Loz:no
*slap fight*
*Cloud came back*
Cloud:(points at materia)Hey those are my birthday presents from Yuffie!
*Vincent descends*
Vincent:I want to shoot you.And where's the phone slaesman?
Marlene:Uh oh.
Cloud:That's it!You're grounded!
Loz::cry:
Kadaj:I WIN!YOU CRIED!NA NA NA NA NA!
Yazoo:Hey hurry up and go pee in the water.The kids are waiting.
Denzel and the kids:HEY WHERE'S THE PEE??
Rufus:Hey Kadaj do you know your mother tastes like cheese pizza to me?
Kadaj(hangs up):Oh yeah I noticed that.
Reno:It would taste better if we add some macerony and suasages on it.
Rude: ........Don't forget the anchovies.
Cid and Barret(lands on airship):Hey cheese pizza!Our favourite!
Rufus:It's Jenova's friggin' head.
Reno:But it does taste like cheese pizza.
Yuffie:Guys,I bought the macerony,sausages and anchovies!
Red XIII:Hey gimme a slice I love cheese!
Loz(rushes back):HEY I'M HUNGRY!WHERE'S MY CHEESE PIZZA??
*victory fanfare plays*
Loz:Hello?
Cloud:Don't forget you're grounded.If you want a slice of pizza that would be $9.99.
Vincent:$9.99......WTF?
Aeris and Zack: Why do we have to die so early?We would've had a bite of that Jenova head cheese pizza.
Sephiroth: Hey that's my mother!
*Kadaj takes a bite*
*turns into Sephiroth*
Sephiroth:HEY THAT'S MY MOTHER!I WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL EAT HER!NOT YOU,NOT ANYBODY,BUT ME!
*Cloud comes and does Omnislash*
*Sephy turns back to Kadaj*
*Kadaj returns to the planet*
Kadaj:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Finally,it was Cloud who managed to grab the remaining slices of 'Jenova's friggin' head cheese pizza'(coated with macerony,sausages and anchovies) and he lived happily ever after after eating it.THE END.E-N-D. Got it memorized?
LOL :lol:

[forgiven angel]

Sephiroth: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky, I think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away......I believe I can soar, I see you runnin' to the open door......I believe I can fly(I can fly)......I believe I can flyyyyyy......I believe I can flyyyy......

Kadaj(when fighting Cloud):*whistles along with J-E-N-O-V-A*

knock!knock!
Reno: Who's there?
???: Kung.
Reno: Kung who?
SMASH!*Door gets smashed right off it's hinges*
Loz: KUNG FOO!!!

Tifa: Dilly dally shilly shally
audience: WHO IN RETARDEDNESS WOULD SAY SUCH A RETARDED THING???

Loz: You meanie!
Reno: Excuse me? I thought you said I was mean?Cool, 'cause I'm meant to be mean!*smacks Loz in the nose with his rod*

____________________________________
*Loz zaps Tifa*
Loz:Let's play!
Marlene:Finally!Now she's out cold, we can play all we want!
Loz:But what do we play?
Marlene:I know!*throws materia at him*
Loz:Oh yeah!
*Loz juggles materia*
*victory fanfare plays*
*Loz gets shocked and the materia fell on his head and he starts crying*:cry:
Loz:Hello?*sniff*
Kadaj(on the phone):Are you crying again?
Loz:NO I'M NOT!!*sniff*
Kadaj:......oh yes you are.
Loz:no
Kadaj:yes
Loz:no
*slap fight*
*Cloud came back*
Cloud:(points at materia)Hey those are my birthday presents from Yuffie!
*Vincent descends*
Vincent:I want to shoot you.And where's the phone slaesman?
Marlene:Uh oh.
Cloud:That's it!You're grounded!
Loz::cry:
Kadaj:I WIN!YOU CRIED!NA NA NA NA NA!
Yazoo:Hey hurry up and go pee in the water.The kids are waiting.
Denzel and the kids:HEY WHERE'S THE PEE??
Rufus:Hey Kadaj do you know your mother tastes like cheese pizza to me?
Kadaj(hangs up):Oh yeah I noticed that.
Reno:It would taste better if we add some macerony and suasages on it.
Rude: ........Don't forget the anchovies.
Cid and Barret(lands on airship):Hey cheese pizza!Our favourite!
Rufus:It's Jenova's friggin' head.
Reno:But it does taste like cheese pizza.
Yuffie:Guys,I bought the macerony,sausages and anchovies!
Red XIII:Hey gimme a slice I love cheese!
Loz(rushes back):HEY I'M HUNGRY!WHERE'S MY CHEESE PIZZA??
*victory fanfare plays*
Loz:Hello?
Cloud:Don't forget you're grounded.If you want a slice of pizza that would be $9.99.
Vincent:$9.99......WTF?
Aeris and Zack: Why do we have to die so early?We would've had a bite of that Jenova head cheese pizza.
Sephiroth: Hey that's my mother!
*Kadaj takes a bite*
*turns into Sephiroth*
Sephiroth:HEY THAT'S MY MOTHER!I WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL EAT HER!NOT YOU,NOT ANYBODY,BUT ME!
*Cloud comes and does Omnislash*
*Sephy turns back to Kadaj*
*Kadaj returns to the planet*
Kadaj:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Finally,it was Cloud who managed to grab the remaining slices of 'Jenova's friggin' head cheese pizza'(coated with macerony,sausages and anchovies) and he lived happily ever after after eating it.THE END.E-N-D. Got it memorized?
LOL :lol:

:lol: :hyper: that was awesome

[Twilight Edge]

It took me about two minutes to write those out.

Anyway here's a new one......

A tribute to the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irvin
Barret's Documentary on Bahamut

*Tifa was knocked out*
Denzel: Hey Tifa, you okay?Hello,anybody home?
*looks around*
Denzel:Keheeeeeheheheheeh!!
**beeps* her*
*Bahamut lands*
Denzel:Hey that was my house you ARRRRSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Denzel runs at him*
*Barret comes and shoots Bahamut in the face*
Barret(with Steve's voice):Stay back kid!You wanna get yourself killed?
*turns back*
Barret:So now here we have Bahamut the king of dragons,one of the possibly most dangerous creatures on the planet.Able to spit fireballs the size of Ozma the optional boss from FFIX,and fly at a height no human but Cloud can reach,I'll now demonstrate how to stick my heavily loaded fist up his ass!
Tifa:Seriously?
Barret:Crikey,definitely.
*runs at him*
*Red comes and fight*
*Barret pumps his gun to stick it up Bahamut's ass but Bahamut was flying at him,ready for dinner*
*shuriken comes flying and Yuffie lands*
Yuffie:Oh boy,isn't he gorgeous?
Tifa:Come to think of it,hell yeah.
Yuffie:YEE-HAW!!
*runs at Bahamut*
Denzel:That thing's gorgeous?Crikey, it burned down my house!
*Shadow Creepers appear*
Background music:WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??
*Cid whacks and shoves them aside*
Cid:Just in time!And I'll explain about these Shadow Creepers!They are a pain in the ass who likes to sneak up on people and eat the #@#$@ out of them before #$#$$ them and ##%#@% followed by #@#$#@#$ and #$@#$#$@ before ending with #$@$#$@$##$@%#@@#$#%@@#!
Vincent(with Butcher voice from Warcraft III:DotA):URRRGGGGHHH FRESH MEAT......
Denzel:Whoa he a butcher or something?
Tifa:Uhh yeah......he sells dog and dragon meat usually......
*Cloud arrives*
Cloud:I blah blah blah...... what the hell let's get there and see Barret stick his fist up Bahamut's ass.
Kadaj:Crikey!I just summoned a beauty!
Yazoo:wow,isn't he beautiful?
Loz:HEY NOT FAIR YOU MEANIE!I WANT TO STICK MY FIST UP HIS ASS!
Reno:Hey I want to stick my rod up his ass too!wait for me!
Rude:.........*follows*
Rufus:He's really aggressive and is easily agitated,so no one but trained personnel can handle such a creature.But Cloud and the others can approach him because they know when to stay away.So now their keeping their distance from Bahamut before trying to snare him.
*Cloud arrives with Tifa and takes thier spot to watch the show*
*Barret,Loz and Reno fight each other so that they can get an attempt to stick their weapons up Bahamut's ass*
Aeris:Man I can't believe I missed this!I could've stuck my staff up Bahamut's tight gorgeous ass!
Zack:*watches while munching some doritos*
Sephiroth:HEY I WANT TO STICK MY SWORD UP HIS TINY ASS!
*Kadaj was watching and eating a slice of Jenova's Friggin' Head Cheese Pizza and turns into him*
*Sephy flies to Bahamut,kills Loz and Reno and stabs Barret in the heart(sigh,gotta go with the flow)*
Sephiroth:I'M GONNA STICK MY SWORD UP YOUR TIGHT ASS!
*sticks his sword up his ass*
Cloud:Hey you killed Barret Steve Irvin!
*Omnislash*
*Sephy dies*
*Kadaj returns to the planet*
Kadaj:FRRREEEEEENNNNCHHHHHHH TTTTTTOOOOOAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Everyone:RIP Barret Steve Irvin.Amen.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

A tribute to the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin
Barret's Documentary on Bahamut

Everyone:RIP Barret Steve Irwin.Amen.
Yes poor Steve Irwin...:( That was really awful, my family and I really enjoyed watching him. :kaocry: :cry: :kaocry2:

[joshquixote]

Cloud: (riding on Fenrir) He's going the distance, he's going for speed... Tifa's all alone, all alone in a time of need...

Aeris: Remember who you are, Cloud... you must take your place in the Circle of Life...
Cloud: Don't you mean the Lifestream?
Aeris: (looks at notecards) Oops, sorry, that speech was for Red XIII.
Red XIII: I must take back the Pride Lands!!! (runs off)

Tifa: Cloud, you have to accept that Aeris is never coming back.
Cloud: (Marlon Brando) AERIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bahamut Zero: Wait, this isn't the new Godzilla movie?! I'm calling my agent!

Kadaj: (holds up Jenova's head in one hand) Alas, poor Jenova, I knew her well, Rufus...

Sephiroth: My name is Sephiroth. You killed my mother. Prepare to die.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Cloud: (riding on Fenrir) He's going the distance, he's going for speed... Tifa's all alone, all alone in a time of need...

Aeris: Remember who you are, Cloud... you must take your place in the Circle of Life...
Cloud: Don't you mean the Lifestream?
Aeris: (looks at notecards) Oops, sorry, that speech was for Red XIII.
Red XIII: I must take back the Pride Lands!!! (runs off)

Tifa: Cloud, you have to accept that Aeris is never coming back.
Cloud: (Marlon Brando) AERIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bahamut Zero: Wait, this isn't the new Godzilla movie?! I'm calling my agent!

Kadaj: (holds up Jenova's head in one hand) Alas, poor Jenova, I knew her well, Rufus...

Sephiroth: My name is Sephiroth. You killed my mother. Prepare to die.
LOL nice!!! :lol:

[forgiven angel]

vincent: if theres a place you gotta go im the one you need to know im the map, im the map im the map. if theres a place you gotta get i can get you there i bet im the map im the map im the map.


haha heres where i got it
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BlPBGe13yM8

[superflyy]

Cloud (answering the mobile phone): "Hey, sweetie, what's up?"

On other side of the line line:
Barett: "uhh.... wrong person spikey"
Cloud: "no it isn't"



LMAO!!!!

Aerith: HE'S MINE YOU *&@%!
Barrett: NO HE'S MINE!!!
Cloud: ... guys... I'm right here
Tifa: I thought I was supposed to be in love with Cloud?

[NINJA_Ryu]

a few cid quotes

(After bahamut starts destroying the city with megaflare)

Cid: Uhh, Cloud? IU think we will need a bigger tower...

(while Cloud fights Spehiroth)

Cid: Damn...Of all the days to forget my shotgun!

Barrett: I pity the fool!

[Dragon Mage]

I think Twilight Edge's sig is worthy of this thread all on it's own. I laughed my as* off when I first saw that.

Edit: Wait, nevermind. He changed it.

[Moogle of Doom]

Sepheroth: I think I should cut my hair...

[I Am Stoner]

Barret: Does this yellow dress suit me, or shall I go for the pink one?

Cloud: Pink, I want the yellow one! Matches with my hair.....

Kadaj: Hello, would you like some tea and scones?

Loz: Yes please!

Kadaj: Ok, lets all be happy, drink tea, eat scones and talk about beautiful plants.

Loz: Oh yes, plants are my favorite! *Picks bud off the cannabis plant*