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starseeker
06-09-2006, 06:24 PM
What sort of government would it have?

I imagine it sort of like a constitutional monarchy, think Great Britain.
Cid would be the King and Loony BoB would be the Prime Minister.
The Admins would be the Civil Service and the Cid's Knights would be the Army/Law Enforcement. Recognised Members would be celebrities with lots of influence (think Bono).

RPJesus
06-09-2006, 06:36 PM
Cid would be the old king who no one really sees much of.

There's already some sort of... something to the site. That old Loony BoB being as darlingly bureaucratic as he is.
Well, this place is probably better run than Britain. It might be easier, but still. We're scaling doonwoords. :)

EDIT:Being King of the Newbies, I would... control something. Immigration or childbirth or something stupid. :eep:

I'll go with the perty rebel group taken down the evil's of opression. Our goal... cleaner and more lively hat stands.

KentaRawr!
06-09-2006, 06:44 PM
If EoFF was a country, then we'd fall flat to the ground. :)

McLovin'
06-09-2006, 06:45 PM
I would be the Vicious Villain and cause havoc.

bipper
06-09-2006, 06:45 PM
Seeing how the ban controlls would not work in a country; the CKs would be helpless, and we would spam ourselves out of home. Ask Crash.numbers.

rubah
06-09-2006, 06:46 PM
Oligarchy!

starseeker
06-09-2006, 06:47 PM
Bans would be deportation to Siberia. Worked for the Russians.

KentaRawr!
06-09-2006, 07:00 PM
Bans would be "jail for life". Suspensions would be jail time. o.o

Bart's Friend Milhouse
06-09-2006, 07:05 PM
Capitalism (me) would be screwing the working class (best looking girl)

Dignified Pauper
06-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Democratic Tyranny - Shinra

Doomie
06-09-2006, 07:12 PM
Totalitarian, or something.

Azure Chrysanthemum
06-09-2006, 07:13 PM
Cid's like the current British monarchy, although he COULD in theory exert power if he wanted to. Looney BoB is the Prime Minister, and the rest of us are the members of Parliament. I guess the admins are senior members whereas the CKs are more green members with less influence. Or something.

rubah
06-09-2006, 07:42 PM
Ironically admin should be the house of lords, but they act like the house of commons! or something.

I think we should use a gaol to throw banned members in. Cart them off in wossname!

VorpalCyberWolf
06-09-2006, 07:46 PM
I think some of us would just be tourists.

Psychotic
06-09-2006, 07:48 PM
I guess the admins are senior members whereas the CKs are more green members with less influence. Or something.The admins would be cabinet members and the CKs would just be government MPs.

Itsunari 2000
06-09-2006, 07:49 PM
Cryptocratic government - the rulers of the country are invisible, also known as a cryptocracy.

a nirvana fan
06-09-2006, 07:55 PM
If EoFF was a country, I would be the ruler!

Psychotic
06-09-2006, 08:04 PM
If EoFF was a country, I would be the ruler!Yeah, I don't think anybody can argue with that.

Vincent, Thunder God
06-09-2006, 08:12 PM
I think it would be Canada, because almost everyone's friendly, there aren't any wars, and democracy is the preferred format of interaction. Also, everyone seems fairly concerned about health issues, so health care would be free.

Madame Adequate
06-09-2006, 08:26 PM
I think it would be Canada, because almost everyone's friendly, there aren't any wars, and democracy is the preferred format of interaction. Also, everyone seems fairly concerned about health issues, so health care would be free.

You say it like it's a good thing. :p

I think it would be a dictatorship where you can't publicly raise your concerns, and you get banned/imprisoned for saying naughty words.

NeoCracker
06-09-2006, 08:30 PM
I would be a terorist fighting alongside the Evil Dr. Yams, calling myself by an evil name that has yet to be determined. In our struggles Dr. Yams and Super Delete will clash many a time, and I will be fighting against random membors of Super deletes crack team of super heroes as the goverments secret defence force against terror, the A-Team.

starseeker
06-09-2006, 08:46 PM
Cryptocratic government - the rulers of the country are invisible, also known as a cryptocracy.

Isn't that the only reason democracy works.

DeathKnight
06-09-2006, 08:48 PM
We don't need no KINGS, that's pathetic Middle Ages BS.

starseeker
06-09-2006, 09:13 PM
Key phrase constitutional monarchy. The King is a figure head and has power is name only.

DeathKnight
06-09-2006, 09:18 PM
Key phrase constitutional monarchy. The King is a figure head and has power is name only.

Yeah, but STILL, I hate praising and bowing down to people who are naturally born into power.

Cz
06-09-2006, 09:21 PM
If we're agreed on the British-style system, it seems to me that the classic oldbies like Raist would make ideal representatives in the House of Lords. They're older than everyone else, many of them are former MPs (CKs), and although they might have status, their opinion doesn't really count for much, and they regularly get the piss taken out of them by those who have the real power. :D

DeathKnight
06-09-2006, 09:27 PM
If we're agreed on the British-style system, it seems to me that the classic oldbies like Raist would make ideal representatives in the House of Lords. They're older than everyone else, many of them are former MPs (CKs), and although they might have status, their opinion doesn't really count for much, and they regularly get the piss taken out of them by those who have the real power. :D

that's sad.

rubah
06-09-2006, 09:36 PM
You want to listen to raistlin?

How. . . queer.

starseeker
06-09-2006, 09:52 PM
The Lords can only block bills 3 times but that sounds right. The oldbies complain for a bit then accept fate.

bipper
06-09-2006, 09:55 PM
With all this talk, this peasent is already ready to revold.

"King who!?" " I didn't vote for a king!!"

bipper

Shoden
06-09-2006, 09:55 PM
I'd be in jail for one, someone like me in a country like you speak wouldn't be allowed to walk the streets.... Err. I'll get back to you on that.

Alive-Cat
06-09-2006, 10:29 PM
Because he's Death and he is creeping. He is Creeping Death.
If EOFF was a country I would sit in the corner with my Dunce hat on.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
06-09-2006, 10:31 PM
Sexocracy.

NeoCracker
06-10-2006, 12:17 AM
Sexocracy.
Just like it is now.

Avarice-ness
06-10-2006, 02:40 AM
I'd own a bar that would harbor a rebel fraction that no one knew about.

'cept now they know, so please don't bomb the hypothetical bar, It hasn't served it's purpose. =[

<3.