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Flying Mullet
06-09-2006, 08:52 PM
Okay folks, let's hear some abysmal (and by abysmal I mean totally awesome) puns. :bounce:

Roto13
06-09-2006, 08:54 PM
What do the lost boys have for breakfast?

Peter Pancakes

rubah
06-09-2006, 09:22 PM
Stu and I pun ourselves.

Justanotherguy> Im' not a wimp!
Justanotherguy> pick out some guy at prom
Justanotherguy> I'll beat him up
Justanotherguy> right there
Justanotherguy> show you how manly I am 8)
rubah> jordan vinson 8)
Justanotherguy> HE'S DEAD MEAAAAAAAAAAT
rubah> he's also pure muscle
Justanotherguy> pure muscle does not inherently mean pure man. which I am 8)
rubah> You'll be puree man<del>
Justanotherguy> I'll puree YOU
Justanotherguy> well
Justanotherguy> I'll probably just make you a milkshake</del>

Cz
06-09-2006, 09:26 PM
Gary Lineker made a terrible pun a few hours ago. Something about Phillip Lahm 'pulling the wool over our eyes'. That's so bad that it doesn't even become awesome because of its cheesiness. :yuck:

This thread is very punny btw.

DarkLadyNyara
06-09-2006, 09:38 PM
Incorrigible punster. Do not incorrige. :D





Been wanting to use that ever since I read Spirits White as Lightning

McLovin'
06-09-2006, 09:58 PM
Mr. Mony's rival.

Antimony. (element of the periodic table. Science Class ya know :rolleyes2)

Woman that discovered about radiation.

Mer Cury (Maree Curee blah spelling)

bipper
06-09-2006, 10:03 PM
A swimmer is swinming down a river and he nails a concrete wall.
"Dam", he says.

I Took the Red Pill
06-09-2006, 10:17 PM
All students in Helsinki go to Finnishing school.

Levian
06-09-2006, 11:07 PM
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

:/

Bart's Friend Milhouse
06-09-2006, 11:15 PM
Gary Lineker made a terrible pun a few hours ago. Something about Phillip Lahm 'pulling the wool over our eyes'. That's so bad that it doesn't even become awesome because of its cheesiness. :yuck:

This thread is very punny btw.

I think Mark Lawrenson made one during the Germany/Costa Rica match about Centena unlucky not to have an antennae, but that would fit under the sad joke category

Raistlin
06-09-2006, 11:53 PM
It's "that's two-thirds of a pun: p-u." :mad2:

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

A: He felt his presents.

Jess
06-09-2006, 11:58 PM
I'm the worst person when it comes to puns.

Hawkeye
06-10-2006, 12:05 AM
After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.

KentaRawr!
06-10-2006, 12:08 AM
Eggsactly! :D That's the pun. Egg-Sac-tly. >_>

It's terrible, I know. :) But common if anyone is talking about eggs.

Flying Mullet
06-10-2006, 12:28 AM
It's "that's two-thirds of a pun: p-u." :mad2:
No, it's how my title says it.

*wins*

Roto13
06-10-2006, 01:52 AM
It's "that's two-thirds of a pun: p-u." :mad2:
No, it's how my title says it.

*wins*
That's irrefutable evidence, right there. Mullet's word is law.

Dr Unne
06-10-2006, 02:32 AM
A vulture walks onto a plane with a dead opossum under each wing. The flight attendant says "Sorry, only one carrion per passenger".

fire_of_avalon
06-10-2006, 03:19 AM
Dr Unne wins, that one made me giggle.

blackmage_nuke
06-10-2006, 09:12 AM
Why are terrorists skilled at playing guitar?

Theyre good at using frets

Old Manus
06-10-2006, 09:20 AM
Winnie the poo

blackmage_nuke
06-10-2006, 11:32 AM
Where do fish sleep?
on the river bed

Why did the plank of wood go to the movies?
it was board

An E, G and B walk into a bar and the bartender says, sorry we dont serve minors here

Loony BoB
06-12-2006, 04:39 PM
http://jume.livejournal.com/461681.html

What can I say? I'm a punny guy!

Oh God, I live for this stuff. Puns are one of the greatest things in the world. I can't think of many off the top of my head right now, they generally just come to me in my conversations.

Cz
06-13-2006, 04:59 PM
Sign outside a pub named "The Queen of England": Licquor in the front, Poker in the rear. :thumb: