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NeoCracker
06-10-2006, 02:37 AM
IF your easily offended by religous humour, don't read these lyrics.

Here's the lyrics to stephen Lynch, My name is Satan.

Ever since first man has walk this earht I have been here
to whisper seed of dought and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you can't deny

My name is Satan.
Hi everybody, let me tell you a little bit about myself.

My freinds all call me old scratch and I am a capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns and a little gotee
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
little devil hooves make it kinda hard to ski
My name is Satan.

Woo hoo, mesastaphalies for some, I don't know.

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me beelz.
I love to fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink this infadel
try to wash off that baby seal smell
Then I'll make a toast to me, hey, heres to my hell
My name is satan

To carry on my evil ways i went and had a son,
and now he makes his way as a singing comedian.

Im in ever zeplin album
Im in all rush limba's rants
I'm the reason the boston redsocks even had a chance
and if I wanna eat your soul I'll just throw it on the griddle
don't need to make a deal i don't need to tell a riddle
!@#$ charley danies i don't care if he can fiddle
I'm satan.

Devil went down to georgia he was lookking for a sould to steal.
That is total F!@#ing BS, cause I wouldn't be caught dead in georgia, I mean Oh My god

666.

I love this song, how about you?

XxSephirothxX
06-10-2006, 02:39 AM
The song is really only funny when heard.

NeoCracker
06-10-2006, 02:46 AM
The song is really only funny when heard.
After reading it when I posted it i realized that. I'll chock this up to the many things i neglected to think of before doing.