Madonna
06-10-2006, 04:55 AM
Have any kitchen accidents lately? A few weeks ago I used a cleaver to cut a frozen burrito in half, and while one half stayed where you'd expect it to, the other one shot out as anyone would expect but not want if they thought about it for a moment. So it flew out to one side and killed a fluted glass and hit the microwave with a large smack. The smack made the microwave do it's little *ding* sound.
Today I opened the freezer and a bottle of Bols slipped out and almost knocked me in the family jewels. I caught it between my thighs and spent a few strange seconds holding it there and then extracting it. It's back in the freezer in secure atop of several other round bottles. :|
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Today I opened the freezer and a bottle of Bols slipped out and almost knocked me in the family jewels. I caught it between my thighs and spent a few strange seconds holding it there and then extracting it. It's back in the freezer in secure atop of several other round bottles. :|
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