If Sephiroth Was Real?

[a nirvana fan]

Ok so if Sephiroth was real in the real world but didnt look like the FFVII version, it was just an man with the same mind as Seph has.

What do you think he would look like? Sound like? Walk like? Think like? etc?

[farplaner]

Ok so if Sephiroth was real in the real world but didnt look like the FFVII version, it was just an man with the same mind as Seph has.

What do you think he would look like? Sound like? Walk like? Think like? etc?

He would: look like Ronald McDonald, sound like two goats singing Aerosmith's "Dream On," walk like one of those sticky rubber octopi that you press to the fridge and watch it crawl down, think like 'Kim what's his name' the autistic savant who inspired the Dustin Hoffman Rainman character, etc.

[McLovin']

http://babysephiroth.ytmnd.com/

True story.

[farplaner]

http://babysephiroth.ytmnd.com/

True story.

lol! awesome! ....OK, so I was a little off in my description.

[daggertrepe]

Wow that's scary...

[Yuffie514]

- Adolf Hitler
- Osama Bin Laden
- Saddam Hussein

...the anti-christ? some religious fanatic, political fanatic, and a host of loony bins. eventually, i don't know why despair likes to follow, but that's how it is.

[Psychotic]

Oh, he'd probably be a celebrity, and would appear on various chat shows. "So, Sephiroth, you recently summoned a meteor to destroy the entire human race and bring about the apocalypse. Tell us about that." Heck, he's halfway there already, what with his adoring army of teen girls.

[Risei]

Honestly, nowadays he still really could be attractive for the girls because he's really sexy and impressive but also wearing a sort of clothes like Neo in Matrix :p
I don't think his aim might be different from the game

[~SapphireStar~]

What a random question :D I think he'd be a nobody till he appeared in the Big Brother house and killed everyone in there ... then cried for his mummy.

[G SpOtZ]

Maybe homosexual?

He'd lose the long silver hair though. And pretty sure he wouldn't be able to travel anywhere much, unless by horse. But come on, swinging a long-ass sword in public, that just won't pass. He'll have a gun. And be secretive. Mafioso, maybe?

[Psychotic]

What a random question :D I think he'd be a nobody till he appeared in the Big Brother house and killed everyone in there ... then cried for his mummy."YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE MY BOTTLED MASAMUNE!"

...oh god, did I really just contribute to an FFVII/Big Brother crossover? Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go poor some bleach into my ears to prevent this ever occuring again.

[~SapphireStar~]

"YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE MY BOTTLED MASAMUNE!"

...oh god, did I really just contribute to an FFVII/Big Brother crossover? Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go poor some bleach into my ears to prevent this ever occuring again.
I'll join you! My ears need a good scrub after hearing their hight pitched ranting coming from my living room!

[Hambone]

Sephy's already here.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/GeorgeWBush.jpg

[Zeromus_X]

I'd take his sword, obviously. I'd rather have Kitten Sith be real however. (:cat: :love: )

[renoa]

I have a friend nicknamed Sephy, Seph, Shiny etc. he loves to mess with people mantally, loves to destroy things and is my Boyfriends best friend/rival lol.

so scary he wore a kilt (it was really a plade skirt he got from a girl) for a school play, and no one 'outside' his inner circle laughed at him, cause during that fight scene, he was doing Cloud's stances but one missed block by the other guy and his 'love taps' would have turned into one 'ell of a bruise (good thing they where flimsy fake swords lol).

[TurkSlayer]

He would probably be one of my friends, and he would probably kick my ass.

[LunarWeaver]

He'd be my husband for his large sword and tight leather pants and nobody else would ever be allowed to see him.

[Pure Aerisbeauty7]

I would be scared and afraid...

[Jojee]

I am... XXXSephirothXXX >:</>D

Yeah, he'd be a 12 year old girl.

[General Beranger Stone]

Ok so if Sephiroth was real in the real world but didnt look like the FFVII version, it was just an man with the same mind as Seph has.

What do you think he would look like? Sound like? Walk like? Think like? etc?

Hitler

[DarkLord]

We'd all be in big trouble that's for sure, especially YOU Turkslayer!

[Alive-Cat]

Well, I'm thinking seeing as he has the same mind as Sephiroth, he would THINK like Sephiroth.
I think he would be a car salesmen. :)

[Devourment]

He'd be a Scorpio.

[nancy]

he would most DEFINITLY be someone to cause little old ladies heartattacks and the younger ladies weak knees. he has that air of danger that makes hearts skip a beat in fear or attraction. he is one of the best baddies out there,because he's understandable. i know i'm no expert,so ignore me if you disagree,this is only my opinion.:p

[StarChild]

my very first thought was "George Bush" but then I figured if I said that I could get into trouble.

[Diddy21]

:simon: :bounce: Ummm! I'd probably die! ](Note - not due to actually seeing him but more on the lines of me being a scrany pale guy and him a souped up ass!)

[Emerald weapon]

a day in the life of sephiroth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMQeVRtm778&search=final%20fantasy%20sims

[Raebus]

He'd be a lover, not a fighter. A lover who'd first force his hand through a sephiroth fan boys chest and rip out his heart.

[boys from the dwarf]

that is insane. that cloud fight is good. after that its not that good though. but serously. sephiroth get pushed, crys like a baby for ages then kicks his ass. strange.

[Spawn of Sephiroth]

Sephy's already here.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/GeorgeWBush.jpg


sorry, he would be cooler than that

[Lawr]

Sephy's already here.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/GeorgeWBush.jpg

ROFLMFAOTFLOL
:bigbiggri

[Tg.cid]

Sephy's already here.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/GeorgeWBush.jpg


sorry, he would be cooler than that
if sephiroth existed we would be floting above the clouds or be his servants:eep:

[Marluxiaswife]

Ok so if Sephiroth was real in the real world but didnt look like the FFVII version, it was just an man with the same mind as Seph has.

What do you think he would look like? Sound like? Walk like? Think like? etc?


I don't know this pic looks alittle like the sephiroth in ac but same time looks like someone else, sorry if this is not what you mean.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/marluixaswife/Artwork-Sephiroth.jpg

[Rydrobot]

That picture is freaky :eek: :eek:

Sephiroth would probably be an evil tyrant who rulez with an iron fist in the middle east somewhere.

[Rengori]

I'd imagine someone would shoot him while he's destroying a town because he found out he was born in a tube.

[playaGAW]

If Seph existed and he summoned a meteor he would get his butt kicked like a stupid donkey cuz he wanted to act like big gorilla now he's a dead monkey.

[sephirothishere]

i wish people would stop saying sephiroth would be like george bush.....george bush is a dumbass...sephiroth is a mastermind and a legendary soldier and a cool dude... now stop pissin me off.......he wouldnt even be hitler....or osama bin or whatever....theyre jus crazy bitches....STOP PISSIN ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Peter_20]

He would look really disgusting and uninteresting, because crazy villains are never sexy in the real world. :rolleyes2
Also, he would be this typical "I'm gonna destroy America, because this is our religion" kind of person, and so on. :eep:

Then America would strike back with very common and boring weapons, and the villain would be locked in a cell for a few decades.

[sephiroth-x]

Ten year old boy with lots of sharp swords (aka) -ME- :D
Go sephy!

[aquatius]

Sephiroth: Mom, can I destroy the world?
Jenova: Ok, but mind you don't get arrested honey. Oh and while you're at it, could you kill that Aeris girl, she's REALLY bugging me.

[playaGAW]

Sephiroth was a weak and confused not a mastermind his weak mind caused him to trip out when he learned the truth.

[cloudff7tm]

..he wouldnt even be hitler....or osama bin or whatever....theyre jus crazy bitches....STOP PISSIN ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sephiroth is not a bitch but he is crazy!

[sephirothishere]

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Originally Posted by sephirothishere
..he wouldnt even be hitler....or osama bin or whatever....theyre jus crazy bitches....STOP PISSIN ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sephiroth is not a bitch but he is crazy!



huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...i like your style....hahahahahahah

[cloudff7tm]

Thanks :D

[sephirothishere]

....about that never being just a memory thing....i get that....its like i have no legacy people will jus forget about me....

[cloudff7tm]

I got that from Advent Children.

[Araciel]

sephiroth real? why....

he would be like ... in a strait jacket

[Christmas]

You mean Sephiroth wasn't REAL? :(

[Madame Adequate]

He'd get uppity about something "OH NOES, I WAS ADOPTED!" and kill someone, then get either locked up for most of his life, or killed himself when he's trying to commit further murders.